Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 20, 2024•56 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your constitution with this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
Jun 13, 2024•48 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 06, 2024•48 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 30, 2024•57 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and it's going to blow your mind, just take Mark's word for it ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
May 23, 2024•52 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 09, 2024•54 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with video on Spotify, or simply enjoy it all in absolute audio glory!! Learn more about your ad choices....
May 02, 2024•57 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the double-handed badminton primer, chaos... extra chaos is included when you watch on Spotify! Learn more ab...
Apr 25, 2024•56 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video from Thailand if you WATCH on Spotify ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Apr 18, 2024•48 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll never guess the hills, turns, and slips in this one!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...
Apr 11, 2024•49 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding chair to hit them with, and enjoy this week's episode! Oh and do please tell us your favorite wrest...
Apr 04, 2024•52 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 63•Transcript available on Metacast Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trauma’d Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’s episode on how sports can save lives! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
Mar 14, 2024•26 min•Ep 62•Transcript available on Metacast The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 07, 2024•37 min•Ep 61•Transcript available on Metacast Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 29, 2024•40 min•Ep 58•Transcript available on Metacast It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 22, 2024•37 min•Ep 59•Transcript available on Metacast FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 15, 2024•43 min•Ep 58•Transcript available on Metacast Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 08, 2024•43 min•Ep 57•Transcript available on Metacast Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 56•Transcript available on Metacast Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 25, 2024•51 min•Ep 55•Transcript available on Metacast Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep 54•Transcript available on Metacast It's time to look back on 2023 and reminisce on Taylor Swi... GO! My Favorite Sports Team! Wait, the podcast is restarting!!?!? I guess in recollecting moments and mishaps from the past year Markiplier & Tyler Scheid want a redo!? Anyways, Listen/Watch all 52 episodes from 2023 and then, AND ONLY THEN can you endeavor to enjoy this retrospective! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 11, 2024•39 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast Ah! The early days... when your elegant hosts first met... on a mat! That's right!!! This week your hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, finally grapple with the sport that first brought them together. Hear stories of their youth, tales of when they were angsty teens, & get your mind opened up to REAL wrestling: Olympic Wrestling! Folkstyle, Freestyle, Flat-Hand, Strongman, Woman, Greco-Roman... THIS IS the Wrestling Primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 04, 2024•44 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast It's the end of the year, and our elegant hosts take some time to reflect back on the sports that have been featured on the podcast! What will the sports' fates be!? Are they of worth or absolute trash? Has this all been a part of your imagination since the very beginning!? Is the master of balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, even real!? What about Markiplier!? Find out where everything stands only by listening/watching this top tier episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Dec 28, 2023•52 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast Happy holidays and merry Christmas! It really is a magical time of year, and with that magic your host, Markiplier, whisks the master of balls & holes, Tyler Scheid, back in time for a beautiful Christmas story!! That's right, baby Tyler returns and is sent... into the trenches of WORLD WAR I!?!? With his shovel and soiled diaper, baby Tyler navigates his way into the Christmas Truce of 1914. Snuggle up by a warm fire, grab a cup of hot chocolate and... WHAT!!! A gift/contest for our elegant vie...
Dec 21, 2023•39 min•Ep 50•Transcript available on Metacast Ah the checkered board of mental masterfulness... a place where your heart can lead you to a queen or was it a trap... a Queen's Gambit!!! That's right, this week your ever illustrious hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive pawn first into Chess! Was it invented by the Roman Empire? Who has a life-long grudge against En Passant!? Will your host duel!? You'll just have to tune in to find the answers and so much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 14, 2023•41 min•Ep 49•Transcript available on Metacast Mountains... snowcapped titans of challenges ripe for sporting! Seeing the perfect opportunity for sport, your elegant host Tyler Scheid once again summons Markiplier and together they embark on the Mountaineering Primer. Join baby Mark as he faces the climb of Mount Everest. Will he navigate the treacherous landscape to reach the summit or has Tyler finally pushed him too far? Check your oxygen tanks, put on your crampons, and bundle up for this week's picturesque episode! Learn more about your...
Dec 07, 2023•44 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast You've heard Markiplier and Tyler shout WILL do this!! You've listened/watched the seamlessly edited episodes of GMFST! But who is this mysterious figure that responds & makes editing magic!?!? This week, Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes is joined by Wade from Distractible as they interrogate this Will the editor before his departure from both podcasts. Grab your pitchforks, or boxes of tissues… And witness the end of an era as we join together for this farewell episode to Will!! Goodbye! L...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Turkey Day! Or Happy completely ordinary Thursday if you aren't in the US! This week, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the sporting & athletic events surrounding Thanksgiving!! Whether that be trotting, hunting, wrangling, or stuffing, your sporting hosts have you covered! Indulge in some delicious food, let someone you care about know how thankful you are for them, and enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 23, 2023•33 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast Extra! Extra! Listen (& watch *only on Spotify*) all about it! This week, Tyler and Markiplier bring you new news, news new to you, and maybe new news you already knew, as well as a completely genuine and heartfelt apology for the egregiously factual facts in the F1 episode!??? Sharpen your eyes and rush the GMFST reddit field as soon as you finish this elegant & entertaining episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 16, 2023•38 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast