Another EXPLOSIVE episode! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier confront the j’accuse ghosts & bring you the most recent Caitlin Clark news (+ some other news) before they time travel into the sport of skijoring! From reindeer to horses & beyond, your hosts discuss it in all its forms. Grab your pet, skis or bike, & ride along while listening to this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 06, 2025•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Season 4 of GMFST... depraved listeners! In this season-opening episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier redefine what is a sport. But as usual, other things get in the way. Tune in for sports news, sports discussions, mind sports, the latest Caitlin Clark updates, & oh so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your Favorite Moments from Season 3! From Bathtub Markiplier to holiday hijinks, we look back & laugh at the best moments from this past season of GMFST! Tune in to reminisce with this episode! Then go back & rewatch/listen to your favorite episodes as we gear up for the whole new season, SEASON 4, of GMFST! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Valentine’s Day! You know what that means!? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, have a new "loving" sport to talk about! In a reverse of hosting roles, Mark monologues about the murderous Super Bowl & Tyler channels the j’accuse ghosts! Then like a romantic dance, the lead the way together into the sport about "getting it on" with yourself. Turn up the volume, roll down your windows, & enjoy this sultry episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 13, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast LIAR, LIAR!! Chaps on fire!? With the worst fire in the history of LA happening to start the year, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, smokejump into the wild world of firefighting!! A sport!? A lie gets confessed, tariffs get explained, & this podcast evolves to be the gateway to knowledge on... Drugs!? Knives!? & Guns!? Figure out your evacuation plan, find your meeting spot, & enjoy this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast After addressing the j'accuse ghosts & listening to some j'apreesh spirits, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, talk about the California Wildfires! What was it like being in the line of fire? How incredible were/are the actions of those fighting the fires & those helping their fellow LA residents? Prep your go bag, grab your valuables, and run to the safety of this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast Time to drive... ON A RACE TRACK! That's right, this week your elegant hosts... err... One of your elegant hosts hits the race track! From driving behind the wheel of 3 incredibly powerful BMWs, to doing hot laps with racecar driver extraordinaire Samantha Tan, this episode is packed with SPEED & POWER! Tune up your ears, check your gauges, and hold on tight for this incredible ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 23, 2025•33 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast Think you can survive these sports funnies, fails, and fan flubs without laughing? Well Tyler Scheid & Markiplier have lined up the perfect challenge for all of you elegant fans out there!! Jump right in & discover who won GMFST’s Funniest Athlete of 2024! Oh & please share your favorite sports funnies throughout 2025! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 09, 2025•45 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast Happy New Year! As 2025 begins, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier take a look back on 2024. From highlights, to changes, to funnies, their lives & in sports, last year really had it all! Set some goals, pop open some bubbly grape juice, & enjoy this look back in time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 02, 2025•47 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Boxing Day & Merry belated Christmas!! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between the Grinch & Frosty the Snowman? Or perhaps a race between Jack Frost & Rudolph? Well those types of questions are just what Tyler Scheid & Markiplier try to answer in this holiday special! Grab some cocoa, employ your imagination, & prepare for the new year as you enjoy this silly episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 26, 2024•57 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast Everybody loves Santa Claus, right!? But how are they when things go HO-HO-HORRIBLY wrong!? This week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tell tales of exactly that at sporting events. But before they can begin, Mark channels his inner chaos gremlin & leaves Tyler to "entertain" with sports news. Leave an adult beverage & a half-eaten hoagie out for Santa to "enjoy" & settle in for some calamitous christmas tales! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 19, 2024•46 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast In a very ball-heavy episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier battle for control of the podcast!? Mark begins by introducing a shocking “new” sport before Tyler pulls on the reins & leads the way to Japan, where together they examine the sport of Yukigassen, or Snow Battle! Grab some friends, build yourself a snowy chateau, & dodge your way to capturing this thrilling episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 12, 2024•43 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast After the infamous hockey primer, can your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, redeem themselves?! This week, after banishing j’accuse ghosts & sharing their opinions of the Tyson vs Paul “fight”, they skate into a discussion about the new PWHL hockey league & the importance of women’s professional sports leagues in general. Choose a PWHL team, support women’s sports, & score with this fantastic episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 10, 2024•49 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Thanksgiving elegant listeners and viewers! It’s time for a GMFST Treat, especially for those elegant viewers out there... the 1ST EVER, & last ever? GOBBLE GAMES!!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier stuff their brains with turkey facts, then harness their inner turkey to compete in a turkey-inspired challenge! Pull on your turkey pants, grab a plate of your favorite festive foods, & gobble up this absolutely stuffed episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/ad...
Nov 28, 2024•45 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast Fear... Failure... Focus... This week, your elegant host & Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is afraid?? In this solo episode, Tyler opens up about his fears, fear’s role in sports, and how we can handle our fear. Face your fears, reach out to a friend, and don’t be afraid to listen to this heartfelt episode.
Nov 21, 2024•32 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast Watch Out! This week your elegant hosts ATTACK "recent" sports news! After Markiplier shares his woes in building a render farm and... the suspicious demise of his power washer?? Tyler Scheid brings us into the thick of it! From Shaq's chat with Angel Reese to hockey fan pandering, there’s something for everyone! Keep your head up, dodge Mark’s punches, and enjoy this slam dunk of an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 14, 2024•59 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast This podcast has covered the amazing feats of professional athletes, funny sports goofs, and uplifting news in past episodes, however this week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier discuss a much more serious topic… After a palate cleanser of cute animals doing sports things, Tyler and Mark have a discussion about athletic talent vs athlete behavior! Should there be a line where athletes shouldn’t be allowed in sport despite how talented they are? Please be aware of trigger warnings ...
Nov 07, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Halloween elegant listeners! It is time for the Spooky Special! What will happen this time!? Markiplier starts beef with Cailtlin Clark, Tyler banishes some J’accuse ghosts, and then your elegant hosts tell some chilling tales of haunted sports venues & mysteriously missing bodies! Keep your eyes peeled for the Smiling Man, carve a jack-o-lantern, and enjoy these haunting tales! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 31, 2024•43 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast Elegant listeners... Prime your NUTS!! as your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid and Lord Markiplier have quite the primer for you! After some discussion of film & controversial opinions-looking at you Tyler 👀-your hosts go absolutely Conkers! Conkers? Controversy?? Don't worry, this will prime your nuts for competition ;) Grab your nuts, or go gather some and prepare to smash your way to victory enjoying this shellshocking episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...
Oct 24, 2024•54 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast Markiplier is found... Wait, was he lost!? Where did Markiplier go? Anyways, He's Back, here with the Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid. Changed by his time away, Markiplier learns of the "attempts" to replace him as together they delve into all the sports news he obviously missed: Caitlin Clark, a goal post thrown into a river, and even new innovations in competitive pooping!? Cheer for the underdog, tread with caution washing the dishes, and give this episode your ears and your eyes! Learn...
Oct 17, 2024•49 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast A new week, a new round of guest hosts! Tyler, your Master of Balls & Holes is joined by members of the GMFST community to discuss competitive puzzling, hockey, hockey, how kick-ass women in sports are, and hockey! Also, there’s a haunted truck?! That’s j’accusing Tyler and challenging Markiplier?! Sport your GMFST foam finger and go for a drive while you blare the episode through your speakers for all to hear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast As spooky season begins, a whole host of ghosts…checks notes..oh wait, they’re hosts?! Guest co-hosts from the community?! This week, Tyler Scheid, your Master of Balls & Holes, is joined by very special guests: YOU! Stepping in for the ever-absent Markiplier, many elegant listeners bring their favorite sports topics and stories to the table. Recruit a friend and race to listen to this community-focused episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 03, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast BOOM! BANG! SMASH! a GO! My Favorite Sports Team music clash!? That's right... your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Big Band Bob, Distractible host and former marching band member! Together they dive into the world of marching band! What all goes into performing a show? Should it be considered a sport? Prepare yourself for band booster mattresses sales, Disney travel, and so many other tangents... Grab your fife, flip your mattress, and power step into this episode! Learn mor...
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast Markiplier is WHERE? WHAT!?!? This week your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is a man POSSESSED!! Possessed by the too-long ignored J’accuse ghosts! Can an unusually agreeable Markiplier help him banish these angry spirits? Or will Caitlin Clark haters, sports nerds, & hockey enthusiasts take down Tyler once and for all? Grab your black tourmaline, don your smoky eye shadow, & enter into this wild & unexpected ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 19, 2024•57 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the greatest sports podcast in the universe hosted by Tyler Scheid, Master of Balls, and... Andrew Givler?? A man who swam against Michael Phelps!? Join in as we learn about this Leonardo DiCaprio-looking man, known online by the name Sigils! From discussions about swimming, whether babies have gills, and who could be considered the greatest of all time. *cough* Michael Phelps, Katie Ledecky, Caitlin Clark... It's time to hop in the pool, choose your favorite stroke, and enjoy the epi...
Sep 12, 2024•59 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast A debt finally paid, a bet finally resolved!?!? YES, it is time for Markiplier to drive around Tyler Scheid! With a loopy post procedure Master of Balls and Holes, Mark takes the wheel as they have a simple conversation. Topics? Oh, just a touch of sport, a dash of celebrity, and the epiphany of baby prisons?! Buckle your seat belt, buy Mark a dessert, and let's hit the road with this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 05, 2024•53 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to the world's greatest sports comedy podcast! This week, records are broken(well, at least talked about), bold, yet not so bold claims are made regarding Caitlin Clark, & things maybe devolve a few times. Your elegant Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, & Markiplier have you covered on all the important storylines, Snoop Dogg, Flavor Flav, Angel Reese, & Olympic faults & victories for the final time. Don your rusty medals, close your uncouth internet searches, & compose yoursel...
Aug 29, 2024•50 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast MEME TIME! Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes starts by buttering up Markiplier with his commitment to the podcast, and then showcasing the buttered Caitlin Clark, literally, this is the #1 Caitlin Clark Podcast afterall! Then it's back to the norm as your elegant hosts dick around and discuss the most memeable Olympic news. Grab a chocolate muffin, get naked, and have a whale of a time enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 22, 2024•1 hr•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast Fashion & Function!? This week, Markiplier takes the lead and shows Olympic Medalist & South Korean cyberpunk goddess, Kim Yeji, to Tyler as they dive into more Olympic stories. Prepare to have your mind blown with the insane skills of these Olympians and also laugh at the ridiculousness that is speed walking. This is a must watch episode!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 15, 2024•55 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast From serious issues like discrimination against athletes to silly feuds, the Olympics is no stranger to controversy. Join your elegant hosts,Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as they dive into the poopy river of controversies that surround the 2024 Paris Olympics before they blow up the podcast as we know it… Be sure to listen until the end to find out the future?? of GMFST… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 08, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast