Kyle is in Hawaii, so Mike is joined by drag queen podcaster extraordinaire Donna Suggarz! Since Kyle is away we're taking this opportunity to talk about all the things he hates with a fiery passion. Basically it's finding a beer drinking Klingon that will DP you while you eat a pickle. Assuming you can do all that while playing WoW. (Kyle's probably OK with the DP part, maybe...) In this episode: News- 4:14 || Main Topic (Things Kyle Hates)- 16:06 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:07:55 For ad-free ep...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep 244•Transcript available on Metacast As voted on by our Facebook group, Mike and Kyle re-do our topic from the very first episode: first dates. Coming to you live from Hop Capital Brewing ( instagram.com/hopcapitalbrewofficial ) in Yakima, WA. In this episode: News- 8:16 || Main Topic (First Dates)- 17:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:07a Coming soon, our bonus Patreon segment features Ma Johnson talking about cruising in Yakima, and she reprises her hit song, “My Thighs,” live....
Aug 26, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep 243•Transcript available on Metacast As voted on by our Gap Bridgers this month, dive right in there and get a whiff of armpits! Mike is joined this week by guest co-host Chris Haigy, of the We Read Movies Podcast, to talk all things pits. From pit crystals to vagina dentata pits to the terrible lives of some paleolithic oysters... we cover a lot of ground. In this episode: News- 6:26 || Main Topic (Armpits)- 18:52 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:26:21 On Monday's bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan tells us about a San Francisco event c...
Aug 19, 2021•2 hr 35 min•Ep 242•Transcript available on Metacast This week we're talking about superstition with Matty and Andrew from the Frigay the 13th Podcast. What are the chances a Ouija board will make you come out of the closet? Is Mister Rogers a bisexual Satanist? Is the number 24 why there are no Brazilian soccer players in our bedrooms? In this episode: News- 1:26 || Main Topic (Superstition)- 10:56 || Guests (Matty and Andrew from Frigay the 13th)- 14:11 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:45 For ad-free episodes 1 day early, plus tons of other benefits,...
Aug 12, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep 241•Transcript available on Metacast This week we're talking about representation, both LGBT+ and beyond. We were very lucky to sit down with Max Currie, director and co-showrunner of Rurangi (now streaming on Hulu), an amazing new trans drama out of New Zealand. The fact he was a member of the pit crew on RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under also means he is very easy on the eyes, which was great for Mike and Kyle but doesn't really help you out much. Anyway, Rurangi is amazing, check it out. In this episode: News- 0:42 || Main Topic (Re...
Aug 06, 2021•54 min•Ep 240•Transcript available on Metacast The title of the episode is felching, and you’re reading the description? What more do you need????
Jul 29, 2021•59 min•Ep 239•Transcript available on Metacast What counts as cheating? How does it feel to be cheated on? Should you tell? When Mike and Kyle get personal, Mike shares a surprising story. In this episode: News- 2:30 || Main Topic (Cheating)- 14:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:32 For ad-free episodes 1 day early, plus tons of other benefits, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep 238•Transcript available on Metacast As requested by Gap Bridger James Barrow, Mike and Kyle finally talk about bears! Bear stereotypes (bear-eotypes?), who invented bears, whether Mike or Kyle consider themselves to be bears. Plus, guests Ben and Benja from the Bear Back podcast share their exbearience, the good, the bad, and the hairy. In this episode: News- 8:13 || Main Topic (Bears)- 20:51 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:41 On the bonus Patreon segment, you'll get more bear stories from Ben and Benja, including the time they felt...
Jul 15, 2021•2 hr 32 min•Ep 237•Transcript available on Metacast Painting fingernails has a long history of being associated with masculinity. When did it change? In this lesbian-heavy episode, we explore nail history, the nail hanky code, fingering tips, and men’s nail trends. In this episode: News- 3:17 || Main Topic (Nails)- 13:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:38 On our bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan creates a "Nailed It"-style competition that pits Mike against Kyle to create a gay cupcake: patreon.com/gayishpodcast ....
Jul 08, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep 236•Transcript available on Metacast Fuck 4th of July. Happy Canada Day! Operation SOAP. Canadian bottoms. Residential school system. Two-spirit. Toronto vs. Montreal. Buggery. Tim Horton’s. PornHub. Ted Cruz. Canadian circumcision statistics. Just like Alexander Wood, we touch on a little bit of everything. In this episode: News- 5:07 || Main Topic (Canada)- 17:06 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:22:55 On Monday's bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan shares the deets of the hottest spot in Canada. patreon.com/gayishpodcast...
Jul 01, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Ep 235•Transcript available on Metacast In this highly anticipated collaboration with A Gay and A NonGay, we answer the important questions: Why doesn’t Dan think he’s an ally? What are James’ stereotypes of American gays? Should Dan should come out? Why does ordering coffee scare James? Should Taylor Swift win the Performative Ally Award? Special guests James Barr and Dan Hudson join us to discuss allies. In this episode: News- 1:13 || Main Topic (Allies)- 14:11 || Guests (James Barr & Dan Hudson)- 19:21 || Gayest & NonGayest- 1:00:2...
Jun 24, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep 234•Transcript available on Metacast Sky’s out, thighs out. Thigh guy summer. Whatever you want to call it, get your weekend plans ready because it’s thigh day. Plus, a very special guest appearance by Ma Johnson that—trust me—you won’t want to miss. In this episode: News- 1:59 || Main Topic (Thighs)- 14:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:43 Articles mentioned during the 'thicc'/cultural appropriation discussion: Diop: https://weardiop.com/pages/whocanwearthis Them.us article: https://www.them.us/story/dear-instagays-stop-calling-you...
Jun 17, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep 233•Transcript available on Metacast Kink and fetish. Corporate sponsorship. Straight perception. Family-friendly. Rainbow-washing. What is the true meaning of Pride? Mike and Kyle have the conversation the internet has been having for years. In this episode: News- 2:04 || Main Topic (Sex and Kink at Pride)- 15:31 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:24:18 Kyle’s Pride Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0HoDZVQY7wkSg6n9ImUcI2?si=e4f0bc78a1594d21 Fucking Dan’s Pride Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1quyYDF6RzYYQ1LonvrL0Q?s...
Jun 10, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Ep 232•Transcript available on Metacast Who was the first to bottom? Was Oscar Wilde a bottom? Should you teach your kids to bottom? Is anal vaping a thing? We get to the bottom of all of it. In this episode: News- 1:39 || Main Topic (Bottoms)- 12:59 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:24:37 Coming soon on the Patreon segment, Fucking Dan shares his tips for cleaning out, and Mike and Kyle... react. patreon.com/gayishpodcast
Jun 03, 2021•2 hr 32 min•Ep 231•Transcript available on Metacast When we decided to do Episode 229 Recovery, we asked our listeners for their stories. We had so many people write and call in, we couldn't possibly fit them in the main episode. This shrinkage is a compilation of those stories. Thank you to everyone who participated and sent in material. We appreciate you and your willingness to share.
May 30, 2021•27 min•Ep 230•Transcript available on Metacast The road to recovery is long, and so is this episode. We are joined by three LGBTQIA+ people in recovery to tell us about their struggle with substance abuse, their experiences with treatment programs, and in one case what Fucking Dan feels like on the inside. A special thank you to Boyfriend Bobby, Dani F., and Honey Bucket (@mizzhoneybucket) for stopping by and sharing such a vulnerable part of themselves with us. Also a big thinks to all of you that sent in your own stories! This episode was ...
May 27, 2021•2 hr 12 min•Ep 229•Transcript available on Metacast Is gaydar real? By the end of this episode, you’ll know the answer. In this episode: News- 1:13 || Main Topic (Gaydar)- 13:50 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:29:27 On Monday, Fucking Dan talks about straight-passing and flying under the gaydar.
May 20, 2021•2 hr 43 min•Ep 228•Transcript available on Metacast John Waters. Gay icon. The pope of trash. We do our best to talk about him, even though we don’t revere him like other gays. Topics include Female Trouble, A Dirty Shame, Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, Divine, Mink Stole, Little Richard, Craig Ferguson, camp, the Met Gala, Trump, and tr*nnies. In this episode: News- 3:39 || Main Topic (John Waters)- 14:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:22:37 This topic was selected by our Gap Bridgers. If you want to help pick episodes each month (and pick one all on yo...
May 13, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Ep 227•Transcript available on Metacast Look, this one gets weird. We talk about everything from the gay straightness of the Kentucky Derby, racing horse or porn star, etymology of “hung like a horse,” the comparative size of animal penises, how porn star dicks aren’t real, and bronies. In this episode: News- 2:05 || Main Topic (Horses)- 13:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:52 Join Patreon to get access to the bonus segment for this episode, which is Fucking Dan talking about that one guy that got fucked to death by a horse. Bonus segm...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep 226•Transcript available on Metacast Caitlyn Jenner. Bulges and tucking. Peeing standing up. Topping when trans. Crossdressers.com . “The surgery.” Richard Dawkins. We ask special guest Sarah Ray all the things you’re not supposed to ask a trans person. In this episode: News- 3:18 || Main Topic (Transgender)- 16:54 || Guest (Sarah Ray)- 19:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:50 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan asks Sarah "a doozy of a question." Sign up for bonus content at patreon.com/gayishpodcast ....
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Ep 225•Transcript available on Metacast Socks can be a fetish, clean-up tool, FTM packer, puppet, and a way to prove you're not gay. Yes, this is our most sockual episode yet. In this episode: News- 1:10 || Main Topic (Socks)- 16:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:43 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan tells us about Socks the Cat. Join for more sockful content at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep 224•Transcript available on Metacast Mike & Kyle listen to a few of the submissions we loved from the news theme song contest, including the winner!
Apr 21, 2021•12 min•Ep 223•Transcript available on Metacast Why is iced coffee a gay stereotype? Also, coffee gays from history, coffee news from ChristianPost.com, decaf coffee guilt, and São Paulo. In this episode: News- 4:25 || Main Topic (Coffee)- 17:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:00 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about his experience ingesting coffee non-mouthily the morning before recording.
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep 222•Transcript available on Metacast HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US! Mike and Kyle celebrate with a livestream and foreplay. In this episode: News- 3:57 || Main Topic (Foreplay)- 22:01 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:01 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about the after-play to complement your 'fore-play. Get access at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Apr 08, 2021•2 hr 36 min•Ep 221•Transcript available on Metacast Are you a Republican't or a Republican? We talk about LGBT Republicans, and Mike tries not to yell while Kyle tries to keep the peace. In this episode: News- 1:40 || Main Topic (Republicans)- 17:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:25:33 Thank you to Kevin Henderson for requesting this topic! If you want to help produce an episode of Gayish, sign up as a Gap Bridger on our Patreon, www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Apr 01, 2021•2 hr 34 min•Ep 220•Transcript available on Metacast “Things had to get really bad before they got worse.” Race car driver, trans activist, and Ninja Warrior champion Charlie Martin shares her very personal experience of transitioning (and thriving) in the male-dominated world of auto racing. Plus, Mike and Kyle try their best to remember to talk about racing. In this episode: News- 1:53 || Main Topic (Auto Racing)- 17:39 || Guest (Charlie Martin)- 23:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:05 For bonus episodes and segments, join us at patreon.com/gayis...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Ep 219•Transcript available on Metacast What’s the truth behind scissoring? Do all people achieve the goal that scissoring has to give? What’s the sound of two vulvas rubbing together? In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Scissoring)- 14:08 || Guests (Bad Queers)- 15:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 55:14 For bonus content, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast !
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep 218•Transcript available on Metacast What do Mike’s ex-wife and Nick Jonas have in common? They both get jealous. (To be fair, it’s their right to be hellish.) Thanks to our Patreon Gap Bridgers for voting on this topic. In this episode: News- 5:30 || Main Topic (Jealousy)- 17:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:42 On Monday’s Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan administers a jealously quiz to Mike and Kyle to see where their jealousy line is when in a relationship.
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep 217•Transcript available on Metacast Butterflies can be a million things, like named after poop, a big ol' bottom, Kylie Jenner's love language, a good (or bad?) trans metaphor, a super lesbian Hong Kong film, or a song that DJ AM raps in. No matter what, we know LeVar Burton is down. 🤜🦋 In this episode: News- 9:50 || Main Topic (Butterflies)- 20:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:06 Get weekly bonus segments and monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/gayishpodcast ....
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep 216•Transcript available on Metacast The stereotype of the limp-wristed faggot goes back to the Romans (no, for real), and it’s one example of how gay men are trained to hate themselves from a young age. We get surprisingly personal when we talk about our experience with limp wrists. In this episode: News- 8:58 || Main Topic (Limp Wrists)- 21:05 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:43 Coming soon on the Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan swerves on us and talks about queercore metal bands. Oh, and he cries. Get bonus segments every week f...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Ep 215•Transcript available on Metacast 
