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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burnswww.morningsomewhere.com
Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Episodes

2024.12.09: Bracketing

Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet's shocking College Gameday appearance, Ashley's Christmas movie bracket, and Burnie's completely unbiased picks for the NCAA Football playoffs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsome...

Dec 09, 202422 min

2024.12.06: The Nominees Are

Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk cartoon kids, negativity, pushing for positives, and using your friend as a ballsitics test dummy. Extended version on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http...

Dec 06, 202429 min

2024.12.05: Moon

Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, falling asleep, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, the decline of empathy, wealth divide, and Jason's new gambling addiction. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 05, 202433 min

2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster

Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, Hamilton, and how not to fry a turkey. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 04, 202421 min

2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 03, 202430 min

2024.12.02: Year Of The Word

Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Dec 02, 202425 min

2024.11.29: Name A Woman

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's grumpy morning, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia's economy, naming a woman, Billy On The Street, Tesla headlines, VPN's decline, and Texas A&M's student military organization. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 29, 202427 min

2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing

Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 28, 202426 min

2024.11.27: Bog Spiders

Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 27, 202424 min

2024.11.26: Making Glicked Happen

Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked's box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy's accounting woes, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 26, 202424 min

2024.11.25: Intermittency

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in first cars, how to change a light bulb, problems lost to time, drooping headliners, reboot voodoo, Balatro's new milestone, carrots vs sticks, preferred Minecraft platforms, game difficulties, FTL, Mush's video appearance, Gaetz steps away, Smollett overturned, Double Jeopardy, Discord gets subpoenaed, and teasing our Thansgiving Day foodganza. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump...

Nov 25, 202423 min

2024.11.22: Donkey Envy

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 22, 202432 min

2024.11.21: Wicked Ways

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, Crypto FOMO, and fixing the bad boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 21, 202422 min

2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injury. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 20, 202423 min

2024.11.19: Body Horrified

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Game Awards dominance, and publishers releasing GOTY editions of titles. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com...

Nov 19, 202425 min

2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 18, 202423 min

2024.11.15: Dumb Friday

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 15, 202421 min

2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 14, 202427 min

2024.11.13: Black Wednesday

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 13, 202422 min

2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kinect, mapping data, Raygun retires, Vikings tributes, Paul vs Tyson this weekend, Oasis cancels tickets, and Lockdown Protocol. Support our podcast ...

Nov 12, 202424 min

2024.11.11: Package Stimulation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn promotions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com...

Nov 11, 202428 min

2024.11.08: United States of Whatever

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on the rise, characters cut from Deadpool, Gambit, and our homework for the weekend.

Nov 08, 202419 min

2024.11.07: Link In The Bio

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio found in the comments Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.co......

Nov 07, 202424 min

2024.11.06: Hungover

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Nov 06, 202422 min

2024.11.05: Long Haul

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard.If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special episode coming for you later today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewher....

Nov 05, 202454 min

2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Nov 04, 202420 min

2024.11.01: The Living Fart

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue squirrels, and how Ashley enjoys a novel. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morn...

Nov 01, 202425 min

2024.10.31: Finishing A Series

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James Bond, Pamela Anderson, and Helen Miren.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Oct 31, 202424 min

2024.10.30: A Google Rubles

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fined for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the Zellner Bros new project, and Mega64's latest stream.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the...

Oct 30, 202424 min

2024.10.29: Huge In Japan

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, taking inspiration where you can get it, drug Olympics, Strava doxxing, Japanese proposals, and the World Series being an absolute lock.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

Oct 29, 202422 min