Godwin learns about Si's way of doing colonoscopies, and this makes him VERY uncomfortable. Martin spirals into a full-blown panic when he severs his internet cables in an unfortunate lawn-mowing incident. Si boasts about "robo-killing" unknown callers to his home phone, and that has the boys wondering how many great things Si missed out on because he hung up too fast. Godwin forgot the essentials for his last event. Si asks everyone what God looks like to them and reveals his "Star Trek" take. ...
Mar 16, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si shocks the room into silence when he recalls what he had to do for his latest colonoscopy procedure, but everyone agrees it's an important step to take care of your health. Martin and Jay share their funniest game warden stories, and John-David tells everyone about Jase's hacked Twitter account. Si has a new "fact" about Koh-RE-a to share with the boys. John-David is back from his trip to NASA, and Jay is absolutely stunned to hear Si's conspiracy theories about the moon landing ... and other...
Mar 14, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si's truthsayer and wife — and the only woman his mother ever liked — Miss Christine, is back to shed more light on the many Si stories we've heard. For example, why did Si actually quit college the seventh time? She's also here to correct the record: She and Si have had difficult times in their marriage too, but there's no one in the world she'd rather be with — they're best friends and each other's person. Phillip remembers when he spent three days in the hospital watching out for Christine be...
Mar 09, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si can't believe it when John-David updates him about the Daylight Savings Time rumors. The boys get into a debate about what you can and can't do inside of pools: Does everyone pee in swimming pools? Or is that just rednecks? Martin confesses he hates lazy rivers. Si remembers jumping into Willie's pond while filming "Duck Dynasty" — microphone & all! — and how he retrieved his glasses that went flying into the water. Godwin tells everyone about his battle against pizza and how he substitutes i...
Mar 07, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jep Robertson claims Si STINKS, but Si says that's not possible with his deodorant strategy. Si congratulates Stone on his new jiu-jitsu blue belt, and John-David convinces his 8-year-old son to do the old bowling-ball-tied-to-the-tooth trick. Si has a theory on where all his leg hair went. Martin razzes Si for how he "cherry picks" and "skims" certain foods off the top of gumbo and other dishes, and then Si has a complaint about what he's been smelling in hotels and Ubers. The boys can't wait t...
Mar 02, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si remembers the time he was locked in a public bathroom and couldn't find his way out. Phillip confesses where he got his deer mount from after lying to everyone for so long, and Martin and John-David talk about the weirdest packages and pictures that have ever been sent to them. Martin recalls the scariest plane ride he was ever on during "Duck Dynasty," which somehow ended with Larry the Cable Guy. Plus, did you know that "Duck Dynasty" had an ironclad rule about traveling? John-David and Si ...
Feb 28, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's been confirmed by professionals: Si has very pretty feet! Godwin started it, y'all asked for it, and we delivered: The boys finally got PEDICURES! Si and Godwin enjoy their relaxing morning while Martin and John-David struggle to keep straight faces during the tickling and pain. The boys all agree John-David's feet are WEIRD and can't get over how murky their foot bath water became. Si wonders how long the polish on his newly-painted toenails will last — and what Christine will think about ...
Feb 23, 2023•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Willie & Korie Robertson almost had a "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" moment at their house after a big ball of grease clogged up the septic tank. Uncle Si claims he'd only need one thing to survive on a desert island ... but it has one big drawback. Stone gets the boys talking about how they deal with an upset wife. Si recalls a batch of ice cream that made him sick. John-David and Martin compare the candy at their grandparents' houses. Stone remembers a time his Army training came in h...
Feb 21, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath ...
Feb 16, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re hearing ALL about how the boys met and continue to romance their wives, such as pizza-or-makeout and squirrel hunting! Si reveals WHY he started talking so much. Martin, Godwin & John-David all wonder where their empty cups go so quick. Paula admits she has a compulsion issue. Godwin doesn’t understand why Paula doesn’t like the way he deals with his dirty laundry. John-David's wife, Alyson, has one simple request for Valentine's Day. Everyone takes turns guessing what the other wants for ...
Feb 14, 2023•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the c...
Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si and John-David crack down on why it's exhausting to frown. Jay complains his bed is full of too many decorative pillows, and the guys all agree that their wives are to blame. Si talks about how his truck's self-steering scared him and predicts the future of how Judgment Day will play out which sounds oddly similar to a popular 80s movie. Martin picks on Si for his love of Western movies and how many hours a day he spends watching them. The room is in awe when a fan sends a testimonial o...
Feb 07, 2023•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give...
Feb 02, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Martin's wife, Brittany, brings the twin boys in for a visit and to meet Uncle Si — and she and Martin give the boys an update on how things are going. Martin confesses he and Brittany love playing Mario Kart but maybe get a little too competitive while racing. John-David talks about how he got his boys an Xbox for Christmas and wants nothing more than to throw it into the pond, and Si gives his Super Bowl predictions and favorite Super Bowl meals. John-David asks everyone what their dream job w...
Jan 31, 2023•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards th...
Jan 26, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si's new sunglasses are in ... and they're something all right! Martin and Jay make fun of Si's deer-hunting abilities, and John-David is offended by how bowling alleys keep scores. Martin forgot to make the baby bottles before leaving for a hunting trip, and John-David suggests two phrases Martin can use to help the situation. Jay points out those two phrases have never been uttered by a Robertson, and Uncle Si doesn't disagree. John-David and Stone talk to Madison, the new producer, abou...
Jan 24, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Can Si and Phil actually make small talk over the phone? Let's see! John-David has more fan questions for the boys, one of them being: Who would they trade places with for a day? Martin wants to trade with Christine for a hilarious reason. The boys reveal their dream guests for the podcast, and Snoop Dogg is in the running. Plus, are yetis real? What's the best movie of all time? And they all weigh in on what their dream job would be — other than hosting your favorite podcast! --- Learn more abo...
Jan 19, 2023•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si can't stop laughing at the unlikely way he made Christine scream late at night. Meanwhile, he cannot wait to get his new sunglasses — which are guaranteed to be the "ultimate bad weather glasses." But will they arrive in time for his hunting trip? Phillip wants Si to interpret his recurring dream, and the room erupts with stories of everyone's wildest dreams. John-David is proud of his wordplay when he calls it "Si-chiatry" (get it?) and asks if the boys believe God speaks to us through dream...
Jan 17, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si and the boys are excited about the big news out of Ruston, Louisiana: Buc-ee's is on its way! (But why does Ruston seemingly get EVERYTHING?) Si and Martin explain what the wood carving on the table illustrates. John-David talks about his new diet of smoothies for lunch, and he can't wait till more people quit their healthy eating kick so the smoothie line isn't so long. Godwin and John-David devour some jerky sent in by a fan from Oregon. John-David tries to calculate how many cups of ...
Jan 12, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Stone shares an update on Phil Robertson — he has ANOTHER back injury! Plus, Stone's daughter, BK, played the ultimate prank on the entire Robertson family. Uncle Si spills the details of his latest dream, which included traveling at the speed of light. Martin's latest duck hunt involved the camp catching fire. Si and Martin remember a time Phil Robertson was pulled over for speeding ... and how he got out of it. John-David gives his advice on getting closer with older sisters. And the boys enco...
Jan 10, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si and the boys discuss the horrific moments on the football field after Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest — and Si marvels at how many people lifted Hamlin and his family in prayer. A fan sends in some AI-generated art of Si riding a giraffe. Or was it hand-drawn? Martin asks everyone about their New Year's resolutions, and John-David tells the story of what happened when he tried to trick his son into watching the 2022 ball drop so they could go to bed before midnight. Si realizes that pe...
Jan 05, 2023•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Godwin was away from Paula for too long and it shows. After his constant misfortune on a recent hunting trip, he's excited to be back home in Paula's arms — as seen in this episode. Paula makes fun of Godwin's ability to put up Christmas lights and the time they took their dog to see lights. Martin is upset at Godwin's friends for eating snacks in front of him, and Paula hides her cheeky grin since she ate snacks while he was out of town. The fans reopen the air fryer debate for Godwin and ask f...
Jan 03, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si puts his lungs to the test as he is full of stories this episode and can never stay seated. Si talks about how badly he wants to ride a giraffe — and watch a giraffe race! — which gets Jordan Summit & Phillip laughing hysterically. Si has John-David on the edge of his seat when he recalls how he almost fainted from fright at the Anchorage, Alaska, airport on his way to Vietnam. Si introduces Jordan to his old pet, Eagle the Pigeon, and sends the room into a laughing fit. And Si tells th...
Dec 29, 2022•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast You asked, the boys answered — and revealed never-before-heard details. Godwin is brutally honest about his favorite thing about everyone — including how his love for John-David is tied directly to his Honey Hole discounts. Would Uncle Si survive a zombie apocalypse? Martin and Godwin share funny stories about their favorite unaired "Duck Dynasty" moments. Martin finally reveals why he calls people "Hammer." And what if he hadn't worked at Duck Commander? Finally, a fan from Ireland asks what a ...
Dec 27, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Willie admits he didn't think Uncle Si's podcast would last, but now Willie and Korie are congratulating the boys on 200 episodes of Duck Call Room, and they're doing a fun giveaway! Willie and John-David wonder, "What if Si didn't move back to Louisiana?" The boys reveal what job Si's wife, Christine, had at Duck Commander back in the day. Willie and Si talk about Duck Commander's very humble beginnings and why Willie used to go to school with brown fingers. Willie and Korie realize the odds ar...
Dec 22, 2022•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si is feeling GREAT after he underwent surgery for cataracts. He's seeing so well out of his left eye that he's already changed his glasses! Martin talks about recording Phil's thoughts on Duck Commander's 50th anniversary and why Phil's answer will always be #goals, not just for the boys, but for anyone who follows the Lord. Si shares the coolest thing he ever heard Phil say. Si's dreading the cold spell coming to Louisiana, and Martin says he's a "fairweather hunter." Martin & Jay Stone don't ...
Dec 20, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si and Godwin are waiting impatiently for some fresh coffee to be delivered. Godwin starts getting queasy as Si explains his upcoming cataracts surgery. John-David and Si realize they won't receive a Duck Commander Christmas bonus this year. Martin and Si teach Godwin about native scorpions in Louisiana. Plus, can anyone truly live "off the grid" nowadays? And the boys all give their BEST gift ideas ... which all happen to be things they either have on their person or in their trucks. --- ...
Dec 15, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si's doctor's appointment runs long, so the boys get going without him. Martin talks about his new favorite cartoons, and Jay gives everyone an update on Phil Robertson's broken back. John-David offers up his best Si impressions. Jay pulls in Mac the cameraman to tell the crazy story of Korie Robertson's recent deer hunt. Si gives an update on what the doctor told him about his upcoming cataracts surgery — and y'all, he's TERRIFIED. And the boys are delighted to find other "Duck Call Room" fans ...
Dec 13, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si finds out he has to have surgery again. Godwin — the incredible shrinking man — voices his HEATED opinion on air fryers. John-David is terrified of his three-year-old daughter singing, "If You're ANGRY and You Know it." Martin and his wife, Brittany, have made the twins' bath time extra fun with new flotation devices. The boys talk about their favorite Christmas movies and what gifts they're getting their wives, but Uncle Si has no idea what he got for everyone — thanks to Christine. And the ...
Dec 08, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jep Robertson fought the stairs, and the stairs won — big time. Martin meets bloody strangers walking out of the woods. Uncle Si misses ducks and hits something else entirely. Jep is excited to talk about treasure hunting and his favorite moment from the upcoming season of his show, "Duck Family Treasure." John-David answers questions about ice fishing, and Jep and Martin have their own ideas for determining which cracks in the ice are scariest. Watch "Duck Family Treasure" on Fox Business Thurs...
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