Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest bap...
Aug 18, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep in...
Aug 16, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si and Phil Robertson have highly unusual ideas about what it takes to maintain anything with an engine. Martin signs on as Godwin's keto diet accountability partner. Si has STRONG feelings about salad dressings, but there's one that's a total gar. Stone is already shopping for Bullfrog's first car, and Si waxes nostalgic about his first vehicle. Si gets fired up about idiot drivers. John-David reveals a happy ending for a fan who needed relationship advice. And the boys help out a shy kid who w...
Aug 11, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Miss Kay busted her finger in the craziest way possible, but she's getting by in strange new ways. John-David tries to get to the bottom of why Willie still has blond hair. Miss Kay drops jaws with her tales of what Phil does in bed at night. Martin points out just how much Si there is in Willie. Miss Kay recalls when Phil almost came to blows during a Bible study, and Si admits he's unleashed his Robertson temper exactly twice in front of Miss Christine. Miss Kay admits there's a good reason Ph...
Aug 09, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si is scarier than a cannibal? People in NYC seem to think so, according to a new viral video. Godwin gives an update on what he can and can't eat with his newly diagnosed diabetes, and the boys share keto diet tips. Martin is horrified by John-David's discovery of a company that makes area rugs from your dead pets. And should John-David buy a replica of the Jurassic Park Jeep? Plus, the boys give breakup advice to a heartbroken hillbilly and send encouragement to a couple who suffered a m...
Aug 04, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Miss Kay introduces a big change in the Robertson kitchen. Uncle Si can't wait to freeze out the boys this winter after his new buffalo coat arrives. John-David has an employee who slept till 2:30 in the afternoon and then asked if he should still come to work. Uncle Si finds proof of God on PBS and admits he's not a fan of Shark Week. The boys reveal their least favorite canned foods. Martin is grateful for hustlers helping him with home renovations before his twins arrive. Stone finally convin...
Aug 02, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si identifies the culprit behind Godwin's diabetes, and Godwin talks about the diagnosis taking him by surprise. John-David's jaw drops at Si's unexpected reaction to Martin's latest trail cam pics of a "black panther." Godwin shares a Robertson family tale about what a young Si Robertson did with 100 golf balls. Si tries to explain phone chargers with questionable results. Godwin discovers a great reason to believe in ghosts. And the boys have tips on making a long-distance relationship w...
Jul 28, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si shocks the room when he confesses one of his deepest, darkest fears and reveals the thing that gives him nightmares. John-David caught screen time on the local news and made the weather girl die laughing. Si gets a crash course on "Stranger Things" from John-David and Martin. Martin chased Si with a snake, and the response was classic Uncle Si. Phillip reveals what Si asked for in his snake-rodeo contract. A crazy mix-up leaves John-David almost naked outside his hotel room at 3 a.m. And the ...
Jul 26, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si and the boys learn how to BBQ right from pitmaster Malcom Reed. Stone is excited to meet the man behind the YouTube BBQ tutorials that helped him out of a bind more than once. Malcom shares the secret to perfect duck roll-ups and reveals the best cut on a hog (and it's not what you think!) He also tells Martin his top tip for BBQ first-timers. And the boys serve up advice to a guy trying to find a good Christian girlfriend at a yuppie public school. Catch Malcom on the HowToBBQRight channel o...
Jul 21, 2022•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si experiences a bizarre side effect after handling a meteorite, and so does "Duck Family Treasure" co-star Murry Crowe. Martin is in awe of Murry's invention that almost destroyed the duck-call industry. Phillip is shocked by Murray's ability to land his planes "safely." Si offers advice on how to transition from military to civilian life. And the boys settle a burning question: Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 19, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si admits he loves giving his producer, Hunter, a hard time, but there's a good reason for it! The mysterious Hunter crashes the podcast to defend his honor after the group text fiasco, but Martin isn't having it. Si realizes that Phillip swiped a line from his book. Godwin shares his theory that people with long names can't be trusted. The boys reveal their favorite Duck Call Room hosts, and at least one answer will surprise you. Si tells a hilarious story about his former neighbors. And ...
Jul 14, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si has an unexpected health scare, and his producer sends a group text that freaks everyone out. Stone loves his new job managing Willie's property. Martin's wild vacation included chasing after a runaway dock with a boat still attached and meeting Peyton Manning. Godwin and Martin weigh in on whether to ask your future in-laws for their blessing over the phone. And Jay and Si have advice for members of the military about how to handle leaving your family to serve abroad. - Learn more about your...
Jul 12, 2022•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Phil Robertson is truly bewildered by the "Phil Robertson" on display at a museum. John-David gets Phil to address the stories about his date nights with Miss Kay. Phil explains where the nickname "Dan the Eunuch" came from, and Stone and Si share their opinions on the "monkey" Dan spotted in the woods. Phil describes his arrangement with the local redneck, talks about being an ambassador for Jesus, and reads from his new book, "Your Daily Phil." We finally learn how many duck blinds Phil really...
Jul 07, 2022•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si Robertson and electricity do NOT get along. He and John-David tell stories about electrocuting themselves. Phil Robertson has an uninvited tenant on his property, and he's eating all the food and not paying rent! Stone and Si laugh at Phil's unconventional use of Febreze. Godwin remembers Missy's attempt to teach Phil to use a cell phone. Stone shares his top duck-calling rule. And the boys give advice on what to do when you make poor choices. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
Jul 05, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast You can take Jase out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of Jase. After having 911 called on him in Times Square, Jase is back in West Monroe with stories about growing up as Uncle Si's nephew and why they just can't seem to get along. Si and Jase talk about their highly emotional preview of the trailer for "The Blind," the movie about Phil Robertson's life. John-David shares fan art of what it would look like if Si rode a giraffe. Jase shows off his cut of the meteorite they fou...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Si cracks up at the strange experiences he had last time he visited New York. Martin shares a highly amusing story about taking Godwin's measurements. The boys laugh at the Robertsons' track record with political endorsements. Stone gets access to Willie's meat stash and holds nothing back in his assessment of people who like their meat well done. John-David has finally learned not to second guess Si — especially on his knowledge of sharks. And the boys offer advice to a girl whose dad revoked h...
Jun 28, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si breaks the shocking news that Martin and Brittany got about their babies after her latest ultrasound. Brittany joins the boys as a long-awaited guest to talk about her dramatic trips to the OB-GYN, how she terrified Martin with a text, what it's like to do a remodel while pregnant, and what Martin makes for her every morning. John-David is so excited he invites himself to their next ultrasound. And the boys offer advice to anyone who gets frustrated by home repairs and renovations. Stay...
Jun 23, 2022•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si's kids messed up on Father's Day this year, but they're not the only ones who goofed up! Si admits he's a bubble bath man, but he needs more than just bubbles to get him into that tub. John-David's rhino prayers are answered. Martin is disgusted by how people treat the beach and wishes he lived when dinosaurs were around. Si reveals his giraffe-riding strategy. And Phillip is pumped for updates from two fans who decided to take the boys' relationship advice. - Learn more about your ad choices...
Jun 21, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si reveals the full story of how he got accused of wife swapping in the military. John-David tries to help Si track down his "wife-swapping" friends. Jay Stone tells all about his embarrassing visit to a gynecologist, and Si learns what a gynecologist is. Si diagnoses America's sickness. Stone offers up advice on how to handle idiots and reviews the annual Robertson family vacation. And Martin, Stone, Godwin, and John-David can't get enough of Christine's podcast debut. - Learn more about your a...
Jun 16, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si gets a surprise call from Houston that puts him one step closer to breathing easy. Martin warns that T-shirts with pockets aren’t just dumb — they’re dangerous. Godwin returns from his beach trip with sage advice about what to do when someone pees in the pool. Si recalls surfing with a sea turtle in Hawaii and a close encounter with an army of one-armed crabs. John-David gets the boys to give their best wedding advice to a listener. And Si runs a hilarious cost-benefit analysis on a fan’s rel...
Jun 14, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si is still recovering from his wife's podcast debut, and Phillip shares his favorite Christine story — the time he first saw her perform a simple maneuver to instantly drain Si's battery. Si is not a fan of the beach coming anywhere near his orifices. John-David's family runs into the sorriest rhinos ever — because they're goats. Si's kidneys may just be the eighth wonder of the world, and the scientist in Martin has questions. And the boys serve up advice on how to handle an in-law who oversta...
Jun 09, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si Robertson welcomes the one person who can debunk his wildest stories — the woman you've wanted to meet since "Duck Dynasty" premiered — his wife, Christine Robertson. Si's "mean redhead" pokes holes in his version of their love story, and Martin and John-David can't get enough of it! She also talks candidly about her struggle with infertility and reveals the hilarious way Si found out about her one-in-a-million pregnancy. Si recalls the time an innocent joke got him busted for "wife swapping"...
Jun 07, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jase Robertson made a MESS of his proposal to Missy, and that inspires Uncle Si, Martin, and John-David to share their proposal stories. But first, Si wants a pet alligator for Duck Commander. Martin ranks Phil Robertson's hunting dogs, and John-David wants to know why Jase has the least manly dogs on the planet. Phillip learns the hard way why you NEVER do yard work in shorts — and ends up nearly naked in his yard. And the boys offer advice to a girl who's been crushing on her friend for 15 yea...
Jun 02, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si and the boys hold nothing back on America's cultural and spiritual breakdown and the recent mass shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde. But first, Martin reveals his favorite sauces and the best gift he ever gave Brittany, and Stone shares his mouthwatering shrimp recipe. John-David admits his mom ate high-mercury seafood during her pregnancy and says it didn't affect him at all ... or so he thinks. And Martin and Si offer advice on the best way to give your significant other space. - Learn more ab...
May 31, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si Robertson is no flower child ... or is he? Martin makes fun of John-David's pitiful Tom Petty knowledge, Si is a huge fan of "American Idol," and Godwin will wreck his truck air drumming to Rush. The boys debate the flat Earth theory and whether Taylor Swift ruined country music. John-David asks listeners to flood the Buc-ee's email to get one opened in West Monroe. Si is full of bull (stories). And Martin drops some major wisdom about temptation and managing your finances. - Learn more about...
May 26, 2022•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Willie "got hurt really bad" by a menu — so bad he devised a strategy to thwart the tyranny of preselected restaurant menus. Uncle Si gets surgical advice from Willie. Willie gets a gig singing backup on Sadie's upcoming music project. Martin hates sharing food with his wife. Willie is pumped about Camp Ch-Yo-Ca, and Si reminisces about his days at summer camp. Willie finally settles on a nickname for his new assistant and compares the new guy to John-David. Martin tries to guess the answers to ...
May 24, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Uncle Si will believe the 1969 moon landing was real when he receives one final piece of evidence. Martin points out a major problem with boneless, skinless chicken thighs, but he has the solution! Si has a major issue with meteorologists. Stone floats an awesome idea for a new TV channel. Si reveals the coolest thing he's heard all week and decides he's no longer into duck hunting. The boys debate BBQ sauces and whether Si is telling the truth about seeing a three-foot frog with legs like a tur...
May 19, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Si is gearing up for lung surgery, and he's absolutely fascinated by the procedure. Martin has strong feelings about the baby formula crisis and the greatest theft in America. Si and John-David speculate about Jesus' blood type. The boys discuss where they'd move if they could live anywhere. Si is having fun with the Almighty. Godwin wins the day by naming the three ways to get to Alaska. And Martin offers advice to first-time expectant parents. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...
May 17, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Korie breaks down her heated debate with Bella and discovers that she and Martin are the rednecks in the room. Godwin reveals what happened to his hot tub from "Duck Dynasty" and which Robertson someone mistook him for. John-David recalls the time his head went through Korie's windshield — while she was babysitting him. Martin is your surprise connection for car-cleaning tips. Korie shares the top two questions she gets wherever she goes. (Hint: They're about Uncle Si and Godwin.) And Korie and ...
May 12, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you think you know Phil Robertson, prepare to be shocked. Mac Owen, one of the original Duckmen (and John-David's uncle), reveals what it was like to go out on the town with Phil and Miss Kay back in the day, and Martin, Stone, and John-David are blown away. Uncle Si talks about his beloved hunting trenchcoat and cracks everyone up with wild deer-hunting stories. Mac remembers insulting Phil's blind-building skills, life as Phil's first business partner, close calls in the woods, and Phil's q...
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