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SCP Archives

Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

Episodes

Presenting: The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Subsribe on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bG6sKiDF0G1Dh4efJrPUo?si=a058627d03b24acf Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-antiquarium-of-sinister-happenings/id1697653759 About The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings: Step into a Mysterious shop where every relic has a sordid tale to tell! New episodes every Thursday! Episodes guest starring Kate Siegel (Hush, The Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass), Mike Flanagan (The Haunting of Hill House, Doctor Sleep...

Oct 18, 2023•30 min•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6020: "But Doctor, I am an Earth God"

SCP-6020 is an parametic-entity that identifies itself as “the Earth God Hepolokoli”. It is presently housed within a sandstone pillar (or “standing stone”). Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons NateCon, Rahal, thatonefurry, Lillian Augustine, Purveyor of Chaos, Alex Wende, Daniel Silver, Felix Poisson, Yue He, Araniladin, and Taylor Bales! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6020 was written by Uncannyon Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Dr...

Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-7676: "The Grand Symphony of 1976"

Zulu-9 is built around North Hillcrest High School, and is hereafter referred to as the Exclusion Zone. Unauthorized entry into the Exclusion Zone is forbidden and must be prevented at all costs. Content Warnings: Cannibalism, death of an infant, disfiguration, mention of gun violence, mention of dementia, description of self harm & suicide. Transcript Patrons ArtzeeAva, MrWallrusMan, Samuel Speck, Volt Tanda, Ceruleanwave, Doug M, Ryniegan, Rachel Heintz and FluffiSuki Cast & Crew SCP Archives ...

Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-7999: "Meet Me in the Stars"

“A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth.” - Christopher Wren Content Warnings: Non-consensual touching. Transcript Patrons Lucas Antoni, The OrneryFox, Charles Roth, Nicholas Downey, Becka Oehler, Daniel Jakobsson, Hailey, Laura Martin, Taylor Mitchell, and WALTER (stylized in all caps)! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7999 was written by OriTiefling Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Chris Harris-...

Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep 161•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3838: "Nomads of the 4th Dimension Steppe"

Only one remembers and is not bent to my will. Seven seals, seven tribes, six reclaimed, one shall be mine. And ere the end of all your days the Crimson Khan shall ride... Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons Trent Hulbert, Gene Mercer, Keagan Adams, Raymond Mercado, Yiva Silver, Matt Mastin, Slurm, Corey Wolter, Dalton Cave, Lazy Heirophant, Nulland Paranoid, Lord Toffee, BillyBobUsername, Rowan Hawthrope, ShadowJoker, and Budbud9399 Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadia...

Sep 23, 2023•23 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5520: "The Rabbit Hole"

SCP-5520 is former Foundation Senior Researcher and Provisional Site Co-Director Dr. Wynn Rydderech. Content Warnings: Degrading mental health Transcript Patrons SpoinkyBoi,, Bryor Fletcher, Liam Polk, Gabe Miller, 212 recon, Salinaut, Juice-BoxBandit, Bluetrane, Efrain Ruiz, Angelo Kimery, And Chadd Underwood! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-5520 was written by HarryBlank Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Computer - Rissa Montanez Control -...

Sep 15, 2023•41 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5186: "The Depths That Hunger"

Beware beware the storms at night, that drag young sailors to their plight. For down below a horror slumbers, beware beware the depths that hunger... Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons Hoggrim, James W, Anthony Santilli, Michelle Roberts, Chris Roe, Stephen Kish, Izuku Midoriya, David Gardner, Brendon M, and Jaden Grattan! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-5186 was written by Dr. Dodds Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Chris Harris-Beechy D-1924 -...

Sep 07, 2023•38 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-7776: "The Unwell"

Four months ago 783 people were sent to contain SCP-7776 in the frigid mountains, uprooting their lives and settling an area unknown to the modern world. They left behind families and friends, knowing that by rounding up these dangerous anomalies they would be keeping the world safe… Content Warnings: Cannabilism, self-harm, torture, crucifixion Transcript Patrons MysteryChu, Ernst Haft, Greg Carmody, Dalton Heintz, Milo Johnson, Kendryck Rand, Nikolai Flisnes, siclenthunder456, dag, Hana Leskov...

Aug 31, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6789: "Return, Return, Return"

All references to the Republic of Poland have been permanently eliminated by the Foundation. Transcript Patrons Julian, He who watches many worlds, Shae Johnson, Jennifer Jackson, DR. thomas jones, logan rogers, cole sylvester, Joseph Palka, and Jeba Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6789 was written by It's A Bad Idea, Ralliston and Trotskyeet Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz O5-1 - Katrina Pecina Computer - Rissa Montanez Mgr. Hashe ...

Aug 10, 2023•53 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2480: "An Unfinished Ritual"

I summon thee... Transcript Patrons KingReaper, irishdragonking, Kay MacKenzie, DivineTurbodiesel, Brandon Holland, David Herrmann, Audrey Resendiz, and Duke McDaniels! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-2480 was written by Metaphysician Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Goldstein - Dustin Parsons Grayson - Russ More Hull - Graham Rowat Lightbody - Nichole Goodnight Narvaez - Giancarlo Herrera O5-4 - Marquiz Moore SCP-2480-1 - Jesse Hall...

Aug 03, 2023•47 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-7777: "Heptaphobia"

Are you feeling lucky? Transcript Patrons Micheleblue, Alex Mortensen, Sam Hinson, Montgomery Green, Seth Olson, Kalinka, SodaPlaysGames, Ralph Wilson, Jedia Care and Isaac Sitton! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7777 was written by Yossipossi Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - B. Narr Maria Jones - Rissa Montanez Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Editor - Veronica California Showrunner - Kale Brown Producer - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers...

Jul 27, 2023•33 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-4971: "Rituals"

Let's all go shopping at SouthWood Park Mall! You can find anything there. Shoes, clothes, a new uncaring god, anything! Transcript Announcements Get tickets to Midsummer Scream: https://midsummerscream.org/ Check out Re: Dracula's new merch store: bit.ly/regardingdracula Patrons Richie Mumbai, Sean Stockwell, Jcast07, Josh Wright, yaboi, Dude, Ricardo I Rosales, the4thera, TJ Holder, Nathan Sizemore, Rajah Wolf, Jeremy Hancock, and Joseph Beck! Cast & Crew SCP-4971 was written by DjKaktus Scrip...

Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5322: "The Road Stretches On"

I hope you packed snacks for your summer road trip Patrons Galatic Snackin’ Grogu, Charlie Lockyer, BaDumTz, Kyle Burgess, Red Wolf, Phil Burgener, Who.Is.Corgan, Efrain Galvan Gomez, The Nexus Corportation, Dj Loco, Artemis Dream, Alix Epervary, ContainPulp, Robert, John, Jamie Collins, Matt B, Gunnar, and Torokin! Cast & Crew SCP-5322 was written by Tanhony Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Rhys Tirado Woods - Brandon Nguyen Calloway - Ashlee Jones Preston - Scott Paladin Carson - Kat...

Jul 14, 2023•33 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3125: "The Escapee"

I've never been in this room before... Patrons Patrick Holt, TwistedHero 565, Ponytail Pope, Connor, Tim Gunneberg, Shaun Pallo, Gage Wallis, Storm, Spooky Kinzie, Keeper’s Keeper, AChunk3y M0nk3y, Derrick Moore, Kyle McNary, Dereck Baille, Lauren Glahn, Chris Myhalsky, UnbiasedSpark, Yeet me please, Evan Johns, AbsoluteZero, Jason Mills, Gabe Feliz, Jason, Dalton, Jeffrey Burns, Aaron Totten, MrBananaFox, and Bilbo T Baggins! Cast & Crew SCP-3125 was written by qntm Script edited by Kevin Whitl...

Jun 24, 2023•21 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2191: "Dracula Factory"

You ever wonder where vampires really come from? Patrons billtheSaint, Ghenj, Anthony Celentano, David Drahushuk, Tristan & Paige Hauck, Kadamos, Duuderoni, Gravel1nk, Mad God Renhak, Damian Adams, Isa Frostborn, Weebboi, Radis Thompson, An Alien, Colton S, Trajan Miller, Kilian Gruber, gabbitron, tje420, Brett, Clara Reed, Austin Hicks, Carter Slayton, merlin Goulet, and Dryden! Cast & Crew SCP-2191 was written by Metaphysician Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Ben Counter Draga Negres...

Jun 15, 2023•21 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1425: "Star Signals"

A viral new book is sweeping the nation! You can manifest your new reality today! Patrons Brett, Karli Golightly, Jonathon Cant, Alexi Vasiliev, Rhese, Eli Winter, Mel Hague, Slater Mosher, UrnalFire1, Nicholas Yauger, Thoticles, Sipherblitz, The bear on your roof, Jeremiah Brucks, stahilryuk, Callum Reed, Jake from Statefarm, Tazmaniantiger, Puritanus, Coach Walker, HolyRavens Scotty Strauss, and Julian Weir! Cast & Crew Written by Silberescher Script edited by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Elissa ...

Jun 08, 2023•46 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3999: "I Am At The Center of Everything"

"You don't know what it is to stay a whole day with your head in your hands trying to squeeze your unfortunate brain so as to find a word" - Gustave Faubert, 1866. Patrons Ob3y Nicky, Hilary-Maye Love, Ethan Villa, Thomas Fitch, Eggboy, Vellinison, Michael Provoost, Allen Decker,Curtis Reynolds, Passerine, Austin Lowe, Jelly, Brendan Matthews, Steviegoneevil, Anthony McKenzie, Riley Gibbison, Iron Beagle, Kevin Sherry, Molly Lewis, and Jason Dessano Cast & Crew Written by LordStoneFish Script ed...

Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2747: "As Below, So Above"

The internet is full of strange and interesting stories... Transcript Patrons Luna, YungJotun, wavesounds, Hannah Aquino, Myzine Glutinosa, William, James Lohikaarme, Maxx Kladich, Dominic Carollo, UrinalFire1, data_blast, gwxss, Reilly J., frugal, Jake Peers, Alex Berenguel, Aiden Powers, Barry Tumath, ApplesofCider, Christina Chadwick-Rouhani, TckyTcky B, Dalton Schuler, Phillip Ahlers, Matthew Boardman, Genericman, Kristopher Grimslie, George Pitsilos, Liz Tkacheff, Tomeika Reid, Crystal Land...

Apr 05, 2023•23 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-H-14: "Incursion"

A strange incursion from another world... Listen to The Sheridan Tapes! Cast & Crew Written by Van Winkle and Virginia Spotts Narrator - Jon Grilz Catherine Sheridan - Virginia Spotts SCP-H-14A - Alejandra Cejudo Dr. Shipton - Kale Brown Agent $%&*@# - Van Winkle Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/...

Feb 07, 2023•46 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast

Presenting: Haunted American History

This campfire-style podcast will take you on a journey to uncover the frightening stories that have inspired generations of Americans. From gory tales of murder and mayhem to touching stories of loss and love, Haunted American History always delivers original content that is sure to keep you entertained. So, grab a blanket, get cozy by the fire, and prepare to be scared! Subscribe to Haunted American History Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Presented by Bloody FM www....

Jan 26, 2023•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast

The Gas Mask & The Game Show

SCP-1499: "The Gas Mask" SCP-1499 was written by Trasknari Narrator - Addison Peacock Agent McDonald - Brandon Nyugen Dr. Stewart - Chris Hemphill O5-7 - Danielle Hewitt SCP-024: "The Gameshow" SCP-024 was written by SpoonOfEvil Narrator - Fletcher Armstrong Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_p...

Dec 22, 2022•26 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-662: "Butler's Hand Bell"

Anything you require, sir, or madam? Cast & Crew Narrated by Elissa Park O5-3 - Danielle Hewitt Dr. Mirth - Erik Kemp Mr. Deeds - Karim Kronfli Sound Design by Jesse Hall Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppod Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Host...

Dec 16, 2022•25 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2FEKAFM: BOBO

Listen to Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason: https://www.realm.fm/shows/two-flat-earthers-kidnap-a-freemason CW: Zany beyond belief. Patrons Parker Dato, Bryonatic, Nathan Logsdon, Lane, Athena Schwartz, Tristan Kulp, Catherine Drake, temporary.reality (pearce) ZipieWhipie, Jeremy Alls, Ech0, Violet Bradbury, Matt Griselda, Lash Kazan, Teal Scott, Wroth Gaidel, Kaijuthulhu, Axe Squatch, and Echo (a different one)! Cast & Crew: SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo was written by Jeremy Ellett Narrator - Atticus J...

Nov 15, 2022•51 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast

Presenting: The Sheridan Tapes

Support The Sheridan Tapes on Seedspark today! http://seedandspark.com/fund/sheridantapes4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky...

Nov 14, 2022•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5733 & 6733: "Suburb Slasher"

There's a new sequel every year... Cast & Crew: SCP-5733 & 6733 were written by Dysandron Narrator - Jon Grilz Heather - Melissa Lusk Researcher - Rissa Montanez Dr. Baines - Graham Rowat D-1974 - Brandon Nguyen Guard - Rissa Montanez Loren - Daisy McNamera McCrea - Jesse Hall Owens - Russ More Rosso - Damon Alums Vidal - Pacific Obadiah Mellor - Rissa ____________ Sound Designer - Travis McMaster Music by Matt Roi Berger Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers -...

Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5167 & 5761: "Among Us"

In space no one can hear you call emergency meetings CW: None Transcript Patrons Ian Hedges, Goth Jester, Silvandar, dumpy, Ricky Bozeman, Zachary Leech, Amy B, Jayden Hill, Jonathan Williams, Lennart, Alvarnea, and shane owens! Cast & Crew: SCP-5167 & 5671 were written by Tanhony Narrator - Jon Grilz Dante Hawke - Pacific Obadiah Jonarbucle - Damon Alums SCP-5167 - Kale Brown Your Mom - Brandon Nguyen XG1200 - Russ More Mary Ross - Melissa Lusk Director Werner - Damon Alums Technician Grayson -...

Oct 25, 2022•55 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast

Shark Punching Center

Here, there's only one thing you gotta worry about: Punching Sharks. But Live Show Tickets: https://bit.ly/BloodyFM CW: None Transcript Patrons Mouse_mouth, Attempted_murdr_of_crows, Scott Atkins, Rook, Eric M Guerrero, Andy Hancher, Caleb Boyce, Hayerim, NightlyH, Cat Branham, and Michael Neaveill Cast & Crew: Red is sus + Dante Hawk lines SPC-049 - Candycornking6 SPC-173 - V112 SPC-1057, -1373 & -3284 - Sonata Green Narrator - Graham Rowat Storyteller - Rissa Montanez Recounter - Elissa Park R...

Oct 20, 2022•22 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3673: "But When The Door is Closed"

SCP-3673 is to be sealed and guarded with the cover story of a failed restoration project. The door to SCP-3673 remains closed and barricaded. All footage recorded by the camera in SCP-3673 will be retained for analysis. A second camera is to be installed to film through the windows into SCP-3673. CW: None Patrons Shadow, The Fifth Ring, William Ranney, Kai, Courtney Albertie, Jon Cartwright, Patrick Dirr, Duke Naz, and (it's a long one) "I took my family to the orchestra but we had to leave imm...

Oct 11, 2022•30 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast

Mayfair Watchers Society

This week, I present Bloody FM 's newest show, " Mayfair Watchers Society ," made in collaboration with iconic horror artist, Trevor Henderson! If you like this episode, subscribe to Mayfair Watchers Society wherever you listen to podcasts! Val calls Lou while she walks to a "temporary bus stop." A strange nightmare lingers in Val's mind- And the shadows bring it to life with every step in the cold Mayfair night. Hopefully she doesn't have to wait too long for the bus... CW: None Transcript Cast...

Oct 09, 2022•29 min•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6373: "Stage Blight"

Curtains will never close on this show CW: None Transcript But Live Show Tickets: https://bit.ly/BloodyFM Patrons Nicholas Dalton, Jacob Sims, Tchrohs, Ashley Dearwester, Majin_Flo, James Romie, SigmaBunny, and Unflappedpie836! Cast & Crew: SCP-6373 was written by J Dune Narrator - Jon Grilz Goffard - Pacific Obadiah Researcher - Graham Rowat ____________ Sound Designer - Travis McMaster Music by Matt Roi Berger Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen ...

Sep 20, 2022•29 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast