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SCP Archives

Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

Episodes

SCP-5552: "Our Stolen Theory"

If your life's work, your groundbreaking new theory was stolen from you, what would you do to get it back? Patrons James, Chuggle Fugg, Trychtopus, Dante Hawke, Max Young, AJ Real, Mike, MP, Hermit525, PhrexianNinja, Lord Vortexian, Jamie Calhoun, Dragon Gamer, erlkonigin, Seth Osgood, Sadphonics, CrabMcShellington, Jon, Laura Maher, Storm StOnge, ParBro, Sweet, Nolan Decker, Antonio Jaurez, Jacob Rose, Troy Furco, Vrogan Murphy, Shane W, Davic Corvin, anxietycrochet, Alexander Almedia, Camren M...

Dec 01, 2021•58 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6439: "October 32

Happy Halloween, everyone! Check out #AcastAudioFictionWeek And Tune Into Scare You To Sleep Transcript Patrons Tyna P., DonutTrapper, Jamie B, Misty Coats, Carson Klostermann, Sam Lee, and Samantha Parker Cast & Crew: SCP-6439 was written by Ben Counter & Edited by Lt. Flops Narrator - Pacific S. Obadiah DJ Abby - Shelby Scott Calvin - Alvan Bolling II Senator - Rissa M. McCrae - Brandon Nyugen Tina - Madeleine Moore Kevin - Russ More Dullan - Graham Rowat Don - Erik Kemp Demon - Karim Kronfli ...

Oct 30, 2021•32 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6003: "The Beacon"

This island holds many secrets. Transcript Patrons NeedlessBones, Jokerinthedark, Cori Beehive, Jason Anderson, Amy Driscoll, Ilpperi, Myrethyu, Elias, and Riley Warren Cast & Crew: SCP-6003 was written by AnActualCrow, J Dune, PlaguePJP Narrator - Addison Peacock Swaine - Graham Rowat Clarke - Danielle Hewitt Hahm - Rissa M. Lague - Russ More White - Elissa Park Mako - Erik Kemp Blue - Gabriel Linan ____________ Assistant Editor -Jesse Hall and Hannah McKinley Community Manager - Celeste Casian...

Oct 26, 2021•59 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5545: "Abnormality"

My name is Site Director Jordan Morice… Patron Name Jordan Morice Richard Gray Patrons Coryn Silver, Landon Rogers, Hayden Noble, Keene Hudson, Dr. H, Master Assassin, Amelia Brownstein, lilbabumanz, Red L., Cast & Crew: SCP-5545 was written by Calibold & Yossipossi Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Jordan Morice - Graham Rowat Richard Gray - Erik Kemp ____________ Assistant Editor -Jesse Hall and Danny Sweet Community Manager - Celeste Casian Transcript by Antoinette Berry-Snowden Sound Designer - Ha...

Oct 19, 2021•44 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6005: "Cascadia"

Don't mistake the forest for the trees Transcript Patrons Brandon Christian, Andrew Wentzel, Michael Johnston, Decim, Nolan, Jan-Sebastian Wohland, Denise Sallee, Jeremey Dickerson, Nic the Djinn Cast & Crew: SCP-6005 was written by Tufto Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Gabriel - Brandon Nguyen Hawley - Russ More Caspar - Graham Rowat 6005-09 - Gabriel Linan 6005-435 - Madeleine Moore Command - Erik Kemp Dr. Castro - Anver Mahmud ____________ Assistant Editor -Jesse Hall and Hannah McKinley. Communi...

Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5935: "City of Pandemonium - Part Two"

Patrons Tyler Smith, Oliver Read, Tracy Curtis, Justin "The Owl" Silva, Jordan Gibson, Austin Velishek, Logan Thaler, Trooper9045, and Ron Shaffer! Cast & Crew: SCP-5935 was written by djkaktus Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Overseer - Graham Rowat Jacob - Brandon Nguyen Mysterious Man - Pacific S. Obadiah Weary Woman - Nichole Goodnight Elisa - Addison Peacock O5-1 - Danielle Hewitt O5-3 - David Darke O5-7 - Alvan Bolling II O5-10 - Tanja Milojevic Dr. Moore - Erik Kemp ____________ Assistant Edit...

Oct 05, 2021•54 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5935: "City of Pandemonium - Part One"

We buried Jacob yesterday. It hasn't stopped raining since. Transcript Patrons Markus Perez, Christopher Ofstad, David Bergman, Andreas Thomassen, Christian Isaacs, Gabe Wilson, and Hollow Sweed! Cast & Crew: SCP-5935 was written by djkaktus Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Overseer - Graham Rowat Jacob - Brandon Nguyen Mysterious Man - Pacific S. Obadiah Weary Woman - Nichole Goodnight Dr. Wallace - Russ More Nurse - Madeleine Moore O5-10 - Tanja Milojevic ____________ Assistant Editor - Danny Sweet...

Sep 28, 2021•37 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6901: "Long Parabola of Gravity"

What do Donuts and Aviation Disasters have in commons? Benny Slothrop. Transcript Check out our special appearance on Black Box Down Patrons Devin S, Zachary Kelly-Bruton, Sian, Rian Donovan, Kyle Lawrence, Chris Barth, Melanie Handebo, Ashley Kleamenakis, and HappyEngineer! Cast & Crew: SCP-6901 was written by LordStoneFish Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Benny Slothrop - Gus Sorola Capt. Burgess - Chris Demarais Dr. Roberta Vaughn - Addison Peacock Site Dir. Oxnard - Jesse Hall ____________ Assist...

Sep 21, 2021•25 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3043 & 3143: "Murphy Law"

There's always work to be done. Always a damsel in distress. Always some big bad ugly to get even with. Always work when you're... Murphy Law. Transcript Patrons Batman Robinson, Alan Lewis, Ramius, Saadman, Joe Mulvenna, Samuel Barron, and Luis A Jurado! Cast & Crew: SCP-3043 & 3143 was written by The Great Hippo Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz August - Alvan Bolling II Murphy - Fletcher Armstrong Dr. Lewis - Tanja Milojevic 3043 - Erik Kemp O5-5 - Madeleine Moore Fredrick - Russ More Dr. Thaum - G...

Sep 14, 2021•41 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3300: "The Rain"

I've always loved the rain. Something about the calm peaceful pitter patter on the window just made me feel at ease... Patreon Names: This episode features the name of our patron, Andrea Lynch! Thanks for supporting the show Andrea! Patrons SweedySpeedy, Rushabh Shukla, Robert Morrison, Zektros Vrascuul Shaktolas, Brimston, Noah Robert, Matthew D Stuart, Danilo Valladares, Gerald Harris, Jack Burns, Loki Bo Boki, Cecil Olinger, lephotoshopgod, Citrus Maoir, Hailey, Super Kurwa, Anthony F-Content...

Sep 07, 2021•32 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast

What is SCP?

So, you wanna know what SCP is? Strap in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/scp_pod Face...

Sep 03, 2021•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5923: "The Place I Belong"

Take an adventure now! Go somewhere you've never gone before! We await! Patrons Adolas, Alex Demille, Victor Gutierrez-Diaz, Joe, ratgirl1221, TheCatThatLivesInYourWalls, Liz Lillith, PrototypeX19, Kate Avery, SevySagey, Sir Krag, MajorDemonwolf, Reddawn7744, Andrew D Lanhart, Raven Baker, Oldru Valliere, Clara Faust, Abigal Grace, Rage Fist, Amelia Parsons, Dave Willner, and Patrick Reynolds! Cast & Crew: SCP-5923 was written by Grigori Karpin Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Rossi - Rissa M. Waltha...

Aug 24, 2021•25 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-6233: "Burn With Me"

I am still your host for the Hour of Falling, Fr. Nelson Devin Mothersbaugh, alias your friend DJ Slimy, coming from the borough of Congress Head in the beautiful snow blanketed state of Maine. Patrons Chester Bless, DanOnTheEarth, Dennis Martinez, Shawn Phillips, Amanda Wood, Retro Seamstress, Nyarlethotep, Christian Hiatt, Jesse Nash, Mitchell Leger, Unique Mr. E, Dakota Ellison, Gallant Facade, George Bell, Sterling Neil, Adam Chan, Nicholas Ranum, Alex Kollmar, Andrew Springer, Anthony Sorre...

Aug 17, 2021•36 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5902: "Dept. of Abnormality"

Just another day in the office. Say, you fill out Form 4AB-82 yet? Yeah, I need it before the Monday staff meeting... Patrons Hopen, Teabag Chopra, Caryne Hampton, Stan Nabors, Ricky Dash, Shifty Rhys, Jeremy Holm, skyenet, Ely-Za A Crawley, Lillith, CJ Espinoza-Chavez, Alycifer, Will & Andy 4Ever, Richard Solum-Windsor, Zachary Lessard, Dominik, Ash Taylor, pr0ud_librarian, Benjamin Lorenz, JustPeachy, Yael Segev, Mackenzie Madsen, and Adrian Bundy! Cast & Crew: SCP-5902 was written by CadaverC...

Aug 10, 2021•29 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast

Lord Blackwood & The Astro-Naut

This time, Lord Blackwood goes to SPAAAAAACE! Join Lord Blackwood, and friends, in their journey to Victoria! An asteroid located between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter! Patrons Chester Bless, Klon Army, All Father Hear My Cry, MellowMethod, John Heaney, Noah, Samual DeVries, Hunter Vaughn, Stiles Bailey, Timmy Vo, Shelby Anne, Krys, and Zachary Diethorn Cast & Crew: Lord Blackwood & The Astro-Naut was written by Smapti Blackwood - Graham Rowat Mr. Deeds - Karim Kronfli ____________ Assistant Ed...

Aug 03, 2021•37 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3017: "Person of Interest"

Stop trying to escape, 3017... Listen to Bleeders DIEgest ! Patrons Ethan Wilde, Liam Schmidt, FluffyBear76, Shaun Gordon, PixelPumpkin, Roan, Tuhpeckah, Jacob Ament, Conner Stevens, and Patrick Sweeney! Patron Name Rachel Gaikema - SCP-3017's Friend Cast & Crew: SCP-3017 was written by Waterfire Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Rachel - Elissa Park SCP-3017 - Fletcher Armstrong Kiran - Nichole Goodnight ____________ Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Sound Designer - Danny Sweet Music by Tom Rory Parsons...

Jul 27, 2021•35 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3890: "Forget Me Not"

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes themes of severe memory loss My name is Elizabeth... Item Number, 3-8-9-0... The first 100 listeners to visit tinyurl.com/SCPDiscount can get 40% off "SCP The Tabletop RPG"! DriveThruRPG Amazon.com Patrons Jesse Hartley, Beckman Marino, Andrew Barner, Aero, David Kinney, Grant Bennet, Riley MacPherson, Scott Bryant, Scott Collins, Lauren Downing, Nick Haney, Bigdawg79, Rebecca Doom, Jacob West-Roberts, Vinny Reed, Ryan, Master Duck, Willi Burgardt, John Pai...

Jul 20, 2021•29 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-T-72112: "The Grey Rooms"

Who is Todd Mathis? Patrons Nikki Cag, Bryan Frampto, John Davenport, smokeyXwhisper, Joe Montgomery, Corbin Scott Habich, Steve Dillon, Sobek, Fire Distinguisher Cast & Crew: SCP-T-72112 was written by Michael Zenke Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz MacWarren - Mark Whitten Subject One - Tanja Milojevic Guard A - Brandon Nyugen Guard B - Pacific S. Obadiah ____________ Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - Danny Sweet Music by Tom Rory Parsons Sound Designer & Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadi...

Jul 13, 2021•29 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1233 & 4233: "The Sky & The Sea"

Two brothers, one to watch the sky, another to watch the sea. Patrons George Nesbit, Lily, Arsenal, Justin Wood, Brandon White, Diana, Thoughtfully Violent Comb, Jayce Pech, Micah Cheek, & Sai Chang Cast & Crew: SCP-1233 & 4233 were written by CadaverCommander Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Parsons - Atticus Jackson 1233 - Alvan Bolling II Godsall - Karim Kronfli 2nd Narrator - Graham Rowat Sgt. Hill - Rissa M. 4233 - Brandon Nguyen ____________ Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - Dann...

Jun 29, 2021•36 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-5150: "Dental Office"

Teeth? Teeth! TEEEEEEETH! Listen to Out of Place Patrons Max Gaulin, Kaptain Kaleb, Michael Fox, AppleJuice, Bepsi Man, Serenity Fabien, Devin Bloodworth, FiestyFae, Krystal Groce, Gloomara, Doubtful Guest Patron Names: SCP-5150 was written by JakdragonX Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz D-457142 - Brandon Nguyen Control - Danielle Hewitt 5150-1 - Maddie Moore 5150-2 - Fletcher Armstrong 5150-3 - Atticus Jackson ____________ Sound Design - Danny Sweet Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - D...

Jun 22, 2021•27 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2030: "Laugh is Fun"

Tune in every Tuesday for more "L au GH iS fUN!" Patrons Ryan Bereuter Victoria Bates KittyCait55 Nanette Jesus Guzman Terrance Nobles Michael Hunter CTB Lizzie B Drill-Press Lootomy Jacob Dominguez Madeline Spencer Gav Charlotte Meyers Cast & Crew: SCP-2030 was written by PeppersGhost Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz 2030-1 - Erik Kemp Tale Narrator - Addison Peacock Agent Anderson - Russel More ____________ Sound Design - Danny Sweet Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - Danny Sweet Musi...

Jun 15, 2021•23 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-3785: "Jasper's Hill"

Only one way in with an aerial exit. This episode was possible thanks to our guest star, Shelby Scott! Check out their podcast Scare You To Sleep ! Patrons Critical Boob, Orlando, Allison Didde, Jacob Lambert, Chase T Hopper, A Nightmare on Fierce St., Kaleb Parker, LongHairGuy, TOYE, Lauren Domecki, Mykal Machon, Vincent M, Ken Wilson, Jessica Brooks, and Nathaniel Barry Cast & Crew: SCP-3785 was written by djkaktus Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz D-15 Jackknife - Shelby Scott D-15 Teter - Maddie M...

Jun 08, 2021•29 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-4994: "An Ideal Foundation"

The Perfect Foundation Patrons Cojo490 Iravixian Nilbogdanoff Nosoultimmy Gabish Jorge Morales Stephan M Daniels Jinxed Chris Brown Avalon Watson Cast & Crew: SCP-4994 was written by Lady Zero Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz O5-7 - Danielle Hewitt HC-12 - Rissa M. Ambassador - Graham Rowat ____________ Sound Design - Danny Sweet Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - Danny Sweet Music by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody ...

May 25, 2021•25 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-783: "The Crooked Man"

There lived a crooked man, who made a crooked deal, he stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal... Patrons Liz Burkhart (Sorry it's late!) Dan Hughes Nerdy Otaku Nomadic Wayfinder Alecia Fernandez Josh Brown Sasha Bellum Kitty Mr. Nerd Ember Kabbes Cast & Crew SCP-783 was written by S. D. Locke Host & Narrator - Jon Grilz Dr. Brooks - Addison Peacock Agent Mathius - Atticus Jackson ____________ Sound Design - Danny Sweet Assistant Editor - Jesse Hall Assistant Editor - Danny Sweet Music...

May 18, 2021•41 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-2006: "Too Spooky"

Oh Gods! What is it?! This terrifying apparition! Surely it cannot be real! Check out our special collaboration with Rooster Teeth's true-crime podcast, Black Box Down ! Patron Names: Dr. Shissler - Danielle Schissler McCarty - Clay McCarty Keely Wood - Keely Wood Cast & Crew: SCP-2006 was written by weizhong Narrator - Jon Grilz SCP-2006 - Graham Rowat Dr. Schissler - Fletcher Armstrong Dr. Randall Owings - Alvan Bolling II McCarty - Brandon Nyugen Liz - Maddie Moore Keely Wood - Erik Kemp ____...

May 11, 2021•18 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1730: "Part Four"

All stories have an ending. This is ours. Help us wish Tom ( @TTom19 ) a Happy Birthday on May 6! SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus Narrator - Jon Grilz AP-3 Ross - Jesse Hall AP-3 Vigo - Daisy McNamara AP-3 Houston - Jak Burford Z9-Hollis - Hannah Mullen T-5 Irantu - Atticus Jackson T-5 Onru - Nichole Goodnight T-5 Munru - David Collins T-5 Nanku - Addison Peacock Dr. Scott - Alvan Bolling II Site Command - Fletcher Armstrong Mechanical Entity - Dana Creasman Additional Narration - Pacific S. Ob...

May 04, 2021•43 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1730: "Part Three"

Another team is sent into the site. Will they return? SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus Narrator - Jon Grilz AP-3 Ross - Jesse Hall AP-3 Vigo - Daisy McNamara AP-3 Houston - Jak Burford AP-3 Ohalo - Celeste Casian (Kah-SeeAn) Site Command - Fletcher Armstrong Bobble the Clown - Nichole Goodnight T-5 Irantu - Atticus Jackson T-5 Onru - Nichole Goodnight T-5 Munru - David Collins T-5 Nanku - Addison Peacock Additional Narration - Pacific S. Obadiah ____________ New Guy - Danny Sweet Script Curator ...

Apr 27, 2021•52 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1730: "Part Two"

The story that never ends... SCP Play Podcast Hub SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus Narrator - Jon Grilz Z9 Hollis - Hannah Mullen Z9 Astoria - Jimmy Ferrer Z9 Forest - Patrick Dowling Z9 Rocky - Kenneth Shaughnessy Experiment Log - Maddie Moore Engineer 242 - Daisy McNamara Peter Grenwald - Erik Kemp Engineer 129 - Daniel Woodmancy Dr. 720 - Tanja Milojevic Dr. Hadley - Chris Quinby Additional Narration - Pacific S. Obadiah ____________ New Guy - Danny Sweet Script Curator - Jesse Hall Music by ...

Apr 20, 2021•26 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast

SCP-1730: "Part One"

What Happened to Site 13? SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus Narrator - Jon Grilz D12 Alpha - Russel More D12 Bravo - Chris Hemphill D12 Charlie - Rissa M. D12 Delta - Sarah Golding Site Command - Fletcher Armstrong Y24 Arizona - Clyde Mantos Y24 Washington - Chris Quinby Y24 Carolina - Ana Parker Drone Log - Danielle Hewitt Additional Narration - Pacific S. Obadiah Script Curator - Jesse Hall New Guy - Danny Sweet Music by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner & Sound Designer - Pacific S. Obadiah Producer...

Apr 13, 2021•36 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast

Case of The Phantom Bicycle - Part Two

Support Death by Dying on IndieGoGo now! This incredible and hilarious show is raising funds for their second season! http://deathbydyingpod.com/donate Phantom Bicycle Part Two was written by Evan Gulock Guest Star - Niko Gerentes as The Wild Man Narrator - Jon Grilz Ted Kithe - Atticus Jackson Maria - Nichole Goodnight --- Script Curator - Jesse Hall Music by Tom Rory Parsons Showrunner & Sound Designer - Pacific S. Obadiah Producer - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody Disgusting www.Blo...

Mar 08, 2021•17 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast