CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features some discussion of bodily functions. Julie comes up with a distraction, while Chase faces a personal challenge. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by LaToya Ferguson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Briscoe as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob Gaylynn Baker as Velma the Vermonter PJ Sco...
Dec 20, 2021•14 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. It also features disgusting vomit sound effects, portrayals of drunkenness, and discussions of bodily fluids. Julie and co. celebrate (with the help of banned Wheyface products), only for Julie to make an unpleasant discovery... Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods Robinson Edited & Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie...
Dec 19, 2021•11 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. As Julie basks in the glow of adulation from her fellow inmates, not all of her team are as thrilled with how their smuggling operation is playing out. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by LaToya Ferguson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob LaToya Ferguson as Aquelyn Lindsay Seim as Poe Leslie Gideon a...
Dec 18, 2021•11 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. Julie and Chase come up with a new plan, and form a new team. Executive-Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Emily VanDerWerff Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods Robinson Edited & Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Briscoe as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob Gaylynn Baker as Velma the Vermonter This episode sponsored by "Orphan Black: The Next Chaper," now ava...
Dec 17, 2021•11 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features sounds of violence and fighting. Julie's smuggling scheme hits a snag when someone puts their own plan into motion. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob and Leslie Gideon as Deb SPONSORED B...
Dec 16, 2021•10 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. Julie and Chase plot to smuggle banned Wheyface products into prison, and bring someone new into the plan. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by LaToya Ferguson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco as Chase Maggie Mae Fish as Butcher Bob and Leslie Gideon as Deb SPONSORED BY: DIPSEA https://www.dip...
Dec 15, 2021•15 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode, like all episodes of this miniseries, takes place in prison. In Part 2 of our 10-part miniseries, Julie attempts to join Chase's girl gang and has a bright idea about how to make things better in prison. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson & Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Emily VanDerWerff Directed by Emily VanDerWerff & Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco as Chase SPONSORED BY "D...
Dec 14, 2021•10 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison. It also features disgusting "meat farming" sound effects, loud noises, alarms, and screaming. In this 10-part new miniseries, follow Julie Capsom during the events of Arden S2 as she serves out her prison term. In our premiere, Julie begins a new work detail and makes a new acquaintance. Executive-Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff and Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and ...
Dec 13, 2021•15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Team Arden launches into space for a sci-fi-tacular Halloween celebration! Three non-canon shorts written by special guest writers Beth Crane (We Fix Space Junk), Sarah Shachat (Wolf 359/Unseen), and Leslie Gideon (The Path Down)! Murder! Space trains! Aliens! Crash landings! Heists! AIs! And much more! Join us, won't you? CONTENT WARNING: Loud noises, gunshots, stabbings, discussions of violence and gore, fire, imprisonment, alarms SPONSORED BY DIPSEA realm.fm and DIPSEA dipsea.com/arden Learn ...
Oct 31, 2021•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Team Arden unites to make Andy's unusual Christmas wish a reality. Written by Christopher Dole, Sara Ghaleb, Libby Hill, and Emily St. James Directed by Emily St. James Edited by Christopher Dole Sound designed by Tal Minear Starring: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Charlita Gaston as Pamela Pink Benjamin Watts as Andy Wheyface Mia Drake as Lorena Christopher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 01, 2021•40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Season two ends, as all comedies must, at a wedding, where everybody's lives will change forever (or at least until next season). Also: The BAD people?! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, discussions of death, discussions of familial and medical abuse, loud noises, and large crowd scenes. Written by Libby Hill and Emily St. James Directed by Emily St. James Recording Engineer: Ernesto Hurtado Editor: Christopher Dole Sound Designer: Christopher Dole Composer: Christopher Hatf...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast Hey folks! While we finalize our last two episodes of the season, we wanted to share these clips from our Patreon-exclusive discussions with the cast and crew on what it took to make Arden S2. From songs to explosions, to finding the voice of Andy Wheyface to creating an authentic journey for Olivia Breckenridge, we hope you enjoy this peek behind the curtain. SPOILER WARNING: This BTS look discusses events in S2 up through Episode 211, "Angels, Ministers of Grace, Etc." If you want more BTS dis...
Dec 14, 2020•37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bea and Brenda try to clarify a few things about the Hamill case and about their friendship. Dana tries to clarify a few things about her father’s death. Red tries to clarify a few things about love. Also: A great recipe for honey mustard sauce! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features loud noises, adult situations, adult language, discussions and depictions of violence, discussion but not depiction of animal violence, discussions of murder, discussion of gore, medical abuse, familial abuse, and s...
Dec 07, 2020•58 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast On Easter Sunday 2019, Olivia receives a package and makes a call. Also: a look back at the past! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, threats of suicide, discussion of medical abuse, transphobia, and deadnaming of a trans woman. SPECIAL CONTENT WARNING: If you are coping with suicidal thoughts or ideation, you might want to put this episode off until a later date. Please, if you need help, contact: -The National Suicide Prevention Hotline, at 1-800-273-8255 -Trans Hotline, at ...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast With access to their primary source cut off, Bea and Brenda start tugging at loose ends and discover something that changes the Dan Hamill case forever. Also: a blizzard! Just in time for Easter! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, loud noises, discussion of medical abuse, discussions of death and murder, and emotional and psychological abuse. Written by Emily St. James and Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily St. James Recording Engineer: Ernesto Hurtado Editor and Sound Des...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast In the wake of a horrible tragedy, Team Arden struggles with its next move, while Dana holds a seance to chat with her dad. Or anyone she can get in touch with, really. Also: Lorena Christopher meets the parents! CONTENT WARNING: This episode features adult language, loud noises, discussions of death, discussions of mental illness, discussions of medical abuse, tense family situations, speculations of murder, and a funeral. Written by Lenny Burnham Directed by Christopher Dole Recording Engineer...
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast Rosalind and Pamela head to Hamill Hills Ranch for a late-night ghost hunt and find much, much more than they expected. Also, a challenge to a foot race! Content Warning: Strong language, sirens, discussions of mental illness, discussions of infertility, and death. Written by Sara Ghaleb and Libby Hill Directed by Sara Ghaleb Recording Engineer: Ernesto Hurtado Editor and Sound Designer: Christopher Dole Composer: Christopher Hatfield Arden was created and executive produced by Emily VanDerWerff...
Nov 09, 2020•58 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Have you ever wondered what Arden would be like if it took place in the 1930s? Well thanks to the Wheyface What-If Machine, wonder no more! Guest writers Ivuoma Okoro (Vega: A Sci-Fi Adventure Podcast!), Mac Rogers (Steal the Stars), and Gabriel Urbina (Wolf 359) present three edge-of-your-seat speculative tales! Gasp as film critic Rosalind Ursula and producer Andrew Wheyface search for a cursed gem! Scream as film star Julie Slapsem gives the performance of her life to get her hands on her con...
Oct 29, 2020•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Our midseason finale! Rosalind uncovers a key piece of evidence. Dana gets in trouble. Olivia takes up knitting. And Bea and Brenda reveal the biggest secret of them all. Also: High stakes negotiations! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, loud noises, brief violence, dead naming of a trans woman, intense family situations, discussions and depiction of mental illness, discussions of alcoholism, and adult situations. Written by Allison Solano Directed by Christopher Dole Recordi...
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast Arden, season 2, episode 5 - "More Kin, Less Kind” Bea and Brenda investigate the Hamill family and learn more about Clyde and Trudy Hamill than they ever wanted to, as Rosalind and Dana grow ever closer. Also: Coyotes! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, drinking, loud noises, intense family situations, discussions and depiction of mental illness, discussions of familial abuse - both physical and emotional, descriptions of a suicide attempt, and discussions of alcoholism. Wri...
Aug 03, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast Arden, season 2, episode 4 - "Distracted Multitude" On one eventful day, Bea investigates the mysteries of love, Brenda investigates the mysteries of death, and Lorena gets a flat tire. Also: Andy Wheyface meets his match! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, drinking, loud noises, and brief moments of homophobia and transphobia. Written by Lenny Burnham and Christopher Dole Directed by Sara Ghaleb Recording Engineer - Ernesto Hurtado Editor – Chad Ellis Composer - Christopher ...
Jul 27, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast Team Arden heads to Elsinore, Montana, to solve the murder of Dan Hamill. Or figure out if Dan Hamill was even murdered at all. Or something. Also: the dead speak! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, loud noises, vivid discussion of gore and violence, discussions of alcoholism, discussions of suicidal/self-harm thoughts Written by Allison Solano and Emily St. James Directed by Sara Ghaleb Recording Engineer - Ernesto Hurtado Editor – Ernesto Hurtado Composer - Christopher Hatf...
Jul 20, 2020•59 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Arden, season 2, episode 2 - "Brenda Bentley Measures Up" When Brenda runs into an old flame, she's drawn into a web of mystery, lies, and wolves on the campus of Vienna College. Also: terror on the Nile! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, drinking, fighting, gunfire, loud noises, intense action sequences, police sirens, sexual harassment, adult subjects, discussion though not depiction of sex work, and brief prison scenes. Written and Directed by Christopher Dole and Sara Gh...
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast With Brenda Bentley still missing, Bea and the rest of the team at Wheyface Radio struggle to record a simple intro for Arden's second season. Also: a high-stakes game of chance! CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, drinking, fighting, loud noises, discussion though not depiction of gore, and brief prison scenes. Written by Christopher Dole, Sara Ghaleb, and Emily St. James Directed by Sara Ghaleb Recording Engineer - Ernesto Hurtado Editor - Christopher Dole Composer - Christo...
Jul 06, 2020•51 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast We're back! Season 2 premieres July 6th. Enjoy this clip from Episode 203! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 30, 2020•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Brenda Bentley guest stars on fellow Wheyface Radio program "Calls from the Void". Among the topics of discussion: FMK for monsters, whether or not certain marsupials are aliens, and Brenda's very own alien encounter. Written and directed by Sara Ghaleb Starring: Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley James Oliva as Dr. Lhereux Jennifer Liao as Caller #1 Emily VanDerWerff as Caller #2 Tal Minear as Caller #3 Mike Bash as Caller #4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 10, 2020•7 min•Transcript available on Metacast SUPPORT OUR CAMPAIGN ON INDIEGOGO: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-season-2-a-town-called-elsinore/x/22459255#/ Facing some difficult choices, Wheyface Radio makes a test. Starring Shannon Estabrook, Benjamin Watts, Sara Ghaleb, and Michelle Agresti (kinda?). Written and directed by Christopher Dole. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 03, 2020•4 min•Transcript available on Metacast SUPPORT ARDEN S2 INDIEGOGO: https://igg.me/at/ardenpodcast/x/22459255#/ Ever wondered what else is on Wheyface Radio? Wonder no more! Starring Charlita Gaston as Pamela Pink, Benjamin Watts as Andy Wheyface, and Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 27, 2020•6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Arden is launching an IndieGoGo campaign to help fund Season 2! Early access! Exclusive merch! A Julie Capsom miniseries! The cast promises to join a softball team? For less than the price of a cup of coffee, you too can help! Find out more here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-season-2-a-town-called-elsinore/x/22459255#/ And to commemorate the occasion: meet Dana Hamill, the subject of Season 2's case. Starring Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula and introducing Libby Woodbridge as Da...
Jan 20, 2020•4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Join Bea, Rosalind, Pamela, and Andy as Wheyface Radio celebrates Thanksgiving in its own inimitable way. Turkeys, parades, presents, and more! Brought to you by Wheyface Industries. The Festive Good People. Featuring: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Shannon Estabrook as Rosalind Ursula Charlita Gaston as Pamela Pink Benjamin Watts as Andy Wheyface and Colin Kelly as Carl Produced by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb Written by Emily St. James Directed by Sara Ghaleb and Christop...
Nov 28, 2019•10 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast 
