In this SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE, Bea and Brenda must solve the greatest mystery of all: who is TORMENTING Father Ben and Father Klem? Who is responsible for the porta-potty incident? The mysterious phone call? And just how intricate are the politics of gothic architect appreciation societies? All this and MORE on this very, very special episode of... Forgive Arden. Arden was created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb. Music by Chris Hatfield. Our logo is designed by Dylan Fa...
Sep 29, 2024•24 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast We are delighted to share with you the series premiere of the thrilling and chilling sci-fi podcast DERELICT. DERELICT begins with its first season, FATHOM, in which an ancient artifact resembling a giant door has been found at the bottom of Earth's ocean. To study it, the galaxy's most powerful corporation has built a massive, secret research base surrounding it. Their objective: unlock the secrets of the artifact and discover what it holds inside. But some mysteries should remain buried, and ...
Jul 08, 2024•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Lem, a human, and Mikey, an A.I., are piloting the first ever faster than light speed ship when they find themselves twice as far as they meant to go, and without any fuel for a return flight. The two of them communicate with Earth using tiny faster-than-light-speed drives, which carry information for Mikey and questions for Lem from his kids. As they work together to solve the problem, they forge a friendship that could change the course of human history, all while trying to answer the question...
Feb 02, 2024•22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Content Warning: This episode features cartoonish violence, cursing, gross slime sound effects, gelatinous cubes attacking people, piracy, and surrealist sound paintings. Listener discretion is advised. In the finale of Escape from Wheyface Radio!, our heroes must escape the cubicle farm and make their way to Andy’s office! But what figure from Wheyface-past has been pulling the strings the whole time? Plus: WHAT’S IN THE BOX? Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb. Execut...
Dec 25, 2023•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Content Warning: This episode features cartoonish fight violence and language. Also, please be advised the last seven-ish minutes of the episode take place in an environment with lots of jelly and slime sound effects. Listener discretion is advised. On this week’s episode of Escape from Wheyface Radio, our heroes meet an old friend, learn the art of salesmanship, and discover the horrifying truth behind the phrase “cubicle farm”. Plus, jingles and surveys! Created by Emily St. James, Christopher...
Dec 18, 2023•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast When last we left our heroes, they had just defeated the corporate corsairs holding Wheyface's board hostage - only to be confronted with a bomb! Which executive is secretly working for the pirates! Plus: annoying coworkers and snacks! Created by Emily St. James, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb. Executive produced by Christopher Dole, Emily St. James, and Eli Barraza Co-produced by Leslie Gideon and Mara Woods-Robinson. Starring: Michelle Agresti as Bea Casely Tracey Sayed as Brenda Bentley Sh...
Dec 11, 2023•37 min•Transcript available on Metacast WELCOME TO A NEW ARDEN ADVENTURE! When Wheyface Industries is invaded by corporate raiders, Bea Casely, Brenda Bentley, Rosalind Ursula, Julie Capsom, and plucky security guard Janet Dogbury decide they're not going to let this hostile takeover happen without a fight! Join old friends and new as we play through Escape from Wheyface Radio! The Arden RPG Experience in a new four-part miniseries running through December 2023. Join us, won't you, as this week we brave renaissance fairs, corporate pi...
Dec 04, 2023•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast ESCAPE FROM WHEYFACE RADIO! AN ARDEN ACTUAL-PLAY MINISERIES COMING DECEMBER 4TH! When corporate raiders initiate a truly hostile takeover of Wheyface Tower, it's up to Bea Casely, Brenda Bentley, Rosalind Ursula, Julie Capsom, and plucky security guard Janet Dogbury to save the day! Join us, won't you, as we play through the Arden RPG Escape from Wheyface Radio! with cast and friends, in a thrilling four-part miniseries this December. Brought to you by Wheyface Industries, which is not currently...
Nov 27, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors... Season 1 available now on your podcatcher of choice! Starring: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay Charlie Wes as Ed Josh Rubino as...
Jul 31, 2023•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Want to support indie audio drama? Join Apollo Plus at https://www.apollopods.com/ and get access to amazing bonus material from a variety of shows, including Arden! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2023•1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank you so, so much for all your support during the Arden S3 fundraiser! We're so thrilled to share with you details of how it went and what you can expect later this year. You can continue to support Arden at patreon.com/ArdenPod and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/arden-podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2023•4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Last call to donate! Get your donations in at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city#/! We are just $580 away from unlocking an eighth episode of Arden Season 3 and crossing a massive, massive milestone. You have until 11:59 PM Pacific Time TONIGHT to donate. Join us, won't you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 12, 2023•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello all! Our S3 IndieGoGo fundraiser concludes on Wednesday April 12th at 11:59 PM. Thus far, we have raised $7404, putting us very close to being able to fund at least one additional episode and an additional bonus minisode. All digital perks are NOW AVAILABLE. Please donate at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city within the next sixty hours to help us make Arden Season 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 10, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello all! We are excited to share that we have raised enough money to produce at least SIX NEW EPISODES of Arden this year! Our Season 3 fundraiser continues for ten more days - if you want more episodes (and our exciting array of perks), please donate at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city! Thanks to all who have donated, and thanks to you for listening. Join us, won't you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 03, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Support Arden S3 at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2023•1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Support Arden Season 3 by donating at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city! Submit your fan art at https://twitter.com/ArdenPod to win a professionally-printed copy of our RPG "Escape from Wheyface Radio" with YOUR ART on the cover! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 20, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city/x/22459255#/ Help us fund Arden Season 3 on IndieGoGo! Art crime! Young love! The Australian mob! Queer identity! Corporate warfare! The Julie Capsom movie! And SO MUCH MORE. Check out our amazing array of perks from early episodes to a new Arden RPG to a full soundtrack with over 60 vocal and instrumental tracks from S1 and 2 to posters, linocut prints, your own Wheyface Employee badge, and, once again, SO MUCH MORE. The Goo...
Mar 13, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Join us on Twitter.Com/ArdenPod to for a special Choose Your Own Adventure where Andy Wheyface goes to the Met Gala! And stay tuned on March 13th for the kick-off to our Season 3 IndieGoGo fundraising campaign! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2023•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Support one of our favorite shows, Forgive Me!, as they raise money for their third season and enjoy Episode 1.04: Youth Participation. Support the show here: https://igg.me/at/forgive-me-s3 Clara unburdens herself to Father Ben about her culpability during the Christmas Mass Incident. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions https://roguedialogue.com/ Written and directed by Jack Marone and Bob Raymonda Cast: Casey Callaghan as Father Ben Krystal Osborne as Clara Sound design and score by Adam Ra...
Mar 01, 2023•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello all! Andy Wheyface here with a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Arden Season 3 has been written - but we need YOUR HELP to make it! Beginning on March 13th, we will be running an INDIEGOGO to raise funds to make Season 3: Midsummer in New York City. And we'll have all sorts of exciting perks! Sign up here for updates: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arden-s3-midsummer-in-new-york-city/coming_soon/x/22459255 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2023•1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Several months after Team Arden leaves Elsinore, acclaimed journalist Rowan Dabrowski examines their reporting for flaws. Also: A duck hunt! NOTE: Due to music rights issues, this episode is being released in abridged form until we finish re-upping those rights and it can be heard as properly intended. You can find the full episode transcript at ardenpodcast.com/transcripts CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gunshots, adult language, adult situations, tense family situations, discussions of ...
Feb 14, 2023•39 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Intra Quest is a new fantasy-adventure show produced by Adam Raymonda (Forgive Me!, Windfall). In this pilot, Aether and Sirius, partners on a mission, meet Logo, who attempts to recruit them for a new quest on behalf of The Agency. The three work together to complete the current mission. Listen to more episodes of Intra Quest at https://link.chtbl.com/9VmHiom4?sid=fableandfolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 13, 2023•42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Gideon Media presents: GIVE ME AWAY They call the spaceship that crashed in the Nevada desert “The Ghosthouse” because it screams—the screams of thousands of extraterrestrial political prisoners uploaded into its horrific mainframe. The only way to free them... is to transfer them into the bodies of humans willing to share their minds with an alien second consciousness. But who would volunteer for that? Graham Shapiro, divorced and adrift at age 50, is one of the first to raise his hand. Give Me...
Jan 19, 2023•35 min•Transcript available on Metacast We here at Arden are proud to present the first episode of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program's new season, Night at Howling House! Five children take a dare to visit a haunted house in an adventure that hearkens back to 1920s radio, The Goonies, Gremlins, and Stephen King. Funny, queer, and immersive, listen to The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program at cthulhumystery.com or wherever you get your podcasts and remember: sometimes the greatest threats aren't eldritch abominations: they're your fello...
Oct 12, 2022•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Presented by the Apollo app as part of their 2022 Creator Showcase! Follow a day in the life of Becky Sharp, an ambitious HR employee for the Conspiracy What Runs The World. When Becky gets a chance to prove to management she's ready for bigger tasks, it may be more than she can handle... Written, directed, produced, edited, and sound designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Michelle Agresti as Becky Sharp Alex Denney as Mr. Stan Shannon Estabrook as Emmy Caleb Del Rio as Vann and Benjamin Watts a...
Sep 21, 2022•30 min•Transcript available on Metacast A new special now available exclusively on the Apollo app! Becky Sharp is an ambitious careerist working in Human Resources for the conspiracy that runs the world. But a special assignment may test how far she's willing to go to get what she wants. Listen to the full special here: https://www.apollopods.com/chris Starring: Michelle Agresti as Becky Sharp Alex Denny as Mr. Stan Shannon Estabrook as Emmy Caleb Del Rio as Vann and Benjamin Watts as Josh Written, Directed, Sound Designed, Edited, an...
Sep 14, 2022•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to a new show where the creators you love talk about the film scores they love. Welcome to My Big Score. In our first episode, Chris sits down with writer Sarah Shachat (Wolf 359, Unseen) to discuss Howard Shore's monumental score for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003). Symphonic movie-making, which piece Sarah used as her pump-up music during college, which beacon of Gondor is the best, an extended discussion of Shelob's lair, and much more mark our discussion of one o...
Aug 30, 2022•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy holidays, Arden family! We present you three tales of yuletide cheer. In The Grunch, Andy Wheyface tells a story we all know and love. In Party Line, Pamela Pink takes a call while at a holiday party. And in Four Solstices, Brenda and Rosalind race to make it to all four Solstice parties they've been invited to. Praise be to old one-eyed Wodin! CONTENT WARNING: Fireworks/loud noises at the 27-minute mark Created and Executive Produced by Emily VanDerWerff, Christopher Dole, and Sara Ghaleb...
Dec 25, 2021•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: Like all our episodes, this episode takes place in prison. In the final part of our miniseries, Julie prepares to leave prison... and to say goodbye. Created and Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Emily VanDerWerff Directed by Emily VanDerWerff and Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Julie Capsom created by Christopher Dole, Sara Ghaleb, and Emily VanDerWerff Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco...
Dec 22, 2021•15 min•Transcript available on Metacast CONTENT WARNING: This episode takes place in prison and features a truly disgusting joke about poop, skip ahead to 1:55 to avoid. In our penultimate episode, the smuggling plan faces an unexpected speedbump, and Julie and Chase must plan for the future. Executive Produced by LaToya Ferguson and Mara Woods-Robinson Written by Mara Woods-Robinson Directed by Emily VanDerWerff and Mara Woods-Robinson Edited and Sound Designed by Christopher Dole Starring: Lindsay Zana as Julie Capsom Randahl Brisco...
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