All the best, and sometimes more questionable, bits from Scott's weekday afternoon show on BBC Radio 2. Including the Music Police, Birthday Game and anything else that makes the cut.
Scott has a theory that the younger you are, the louder you can do an armpit fart, so we put it to the test. Also, more trumpets are blown for your mundane achievements and we hear from Young People with Old Names.
Listener Joe is looking for a husband, the Who Game returns, Don't Look It Up features Live Lounges time forgot and we revisit the seven second nipple technique.
Chris got caught in the worst traffic jame ever yesterday and had to resort to Bear Grylls type survival techniques. Also, Granny Tinder's back and What law you be the first Scott wouls pass if he were President? Wrong Answers Only please.
More stories of "Dirty Dogs" with a thing for underwear. Plus, if Scott get's a dog - will he need special assistance? and are your WhatsApp groups getting out of control?
It's the return of the show's own Private Investigator and this time he delves into the word of the paranormal. Also, it's blow your own trumpet time and could Chris Whiity go in the jungle?
Scott suspects his "Strictly Informant" has stitched him up for being a gossip, The Whoo Game remembers The Beast From The East and Test Tickle or Snoreen? - it's another round of Racehorse Or Drag Queen in the quiz.
Zofia's Gran has super high standards on today's show. Plus Wrong Answers Only, an app notification round on Don't Look It Up and Scott's cardboard cut out is missing.
Bamboleo Wednesday competes with the new Harry Styles video to save 2020. Plus Scott submits to a degree interview and there's a food abroad round on Don't Look It Up.
Scott's start to the week hasn't quite gone to plan. Plus a Sam Smith Live Lounge review, Blow Your Own Trumpet and a bardcore round on Don't Look It Up.
Scott and Chris are joined by wildlife in the studio, we play the Who Game, talk favourite exes and tackle another Don't Look It Up.
What four words turn your partner on the most? Wrong Answers Only. Also, Scott and Chris along with Wes Nelson have a big clear out of their Instagram and Subo and Drake are among the casualties.
Scott and Chris are clearly missing club life and make up some new phrases for the toilet attendants. Plus, a new Kidz Bop album stokes their curiosity and listener Sue's doorbell starts this week's Bamboleo.
Zofia's Gran is here for a live Tinder swipe and the lewdness does not go down well. She does take a shine to the guy who likes Downton Abbey though. Also, Chris has an aggressive looking snood and we find more mundane reasons to get out the tumpets.
Show team member Zofia lets her Nan help with her Tinder selections, going on holiday is remembered in The Whooo Game and we wonder if we should share our last ever game of Innuendo Bingo, what with Covid 'n that.
Will a two metre long cracker appear in a Christmas Advert? - it's Wrong Answers Only. Also, 30K followers in social media is counted as "Celebrity Status" and Apprentice Star Jemma Bird calls for Scott and Chris to get her over the line. She only needs 29950 more.
More Mills Stuff blah blah blah.... ..........has lockdown made you lazy?
Maisie Peters and JP Saxe actually sound like they are in love, but (cringe alert!) can Scott and Chris sound as intimate if they sing to each other? Also Blow Your Own Trumpet time raises an eyebrow and Rachel (a FIFA widow) goes to extremes to get her boyfriend's attention.
Scott and Chris offer ideas to Fifa Widow Jess, on how to regain her boyfirends attention, Crop Circles and Ghosts are whooo'd in the Whooo Game and who will be Radio 1's Hottest Employee of the day?
Students in lockdown are getting VERY bored...so much so we have a bore off between Charli and Kurt - who can be the most boring? Also Wrong Answers Only tries to work out what Lewis Capaldi didn't do for his birthday and Scott goes on the rampage with a temperature gun.
Listener Jason has a problem with people sounding different on the radio to real life, so we put Grimmy to the test and Chris is a bit worse for wear after an evening with his football "friends"
Chris accuses Scott of behaving differently when his Strictly mates are around, we add more to the list of things you need to change when you break up with someone and ridden a bike whilst holding a cup of coffee without spilling any lately? Then blow your own trumpet - LOUDLY!
Listener Amy has a word of caution about things to remember to do when breaking up with someone and there are calls for Chris to resign as he reaches for the bleach in The Whooo Game.
Our Oxford Mole spills the beans on the illustrious University of Oxford, a game of Wrong Answers Please asks what Little Mix are looking for and the most irritating sound in Dev's world comes up in the Don't Look It Up quiz.
Listeners pitch their questions to listener Aaron who is off to Oxford Uni - oohh errr!. Also, more holiday horror stories that you would love to have the chance of re-living today and Bamboleo wednesday gets slightly hijacked by Dev.
The brilliant Yungblud reviews his Live Lounge performance and loves it. Also, listener Sophie ace's Dev's embarrassing holiday story (but would do it all again if she had the chance) and it's time to blow trumpets for all those small but amazing things you've done.
Dev stands in for Scott and recalls an embarrassing incident on a party bus in Ibiza, listener Lewis tells of his Grandad having trouble with technology and remember Tractor-Boy Racer? The Whoo Game is back.
Scott may have made a boo boo when he listed lots of drinking games to our fresher Heather, as nothing seems to be able to wake her. Also, as Sir David Attenborough takes to Instagram for the first time, Scott asks the listeners what hisnext post might be - wrong answers only please.
It's Bamboleo Wednesday and Fresher Heather is woken up at the crack of noon after a night of drinking games. Plus, the bagpipes are back in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
London Grammar review their Live Lounge performance, more of your little victories that you should "Blow" about and it's all fake plants and fajitas in another of installment of Heather's fresher diary.
It's that time of year again but Freshers are getting a completely different experience this year as listener Heather reveals. Plus, Chris has hit the bigtime at last as he becomes a question on Tipping Point and The Whoo Game brings back a few familiar voices.
