All the best, and sometimes more questionable, bits from Scott's weekday afternoon show on BBC Radio 2. Including the Music Police, Birthday Game and anything else that makes the cut.
Scott gets confused about the terminology used in local butcher shops, we catch up with our favourite listener Nicole - who's from Wales and about to go and see Whales and a classic Where Do You Think They Were? looks back at when Billy's mum, Serena, needed her lagging sorted.
Scott's mind is blown by lot's of facts about peppers (yes you heard correct) we hear from more "Crancers" and "Merry Christmas Everyone!" What do you mean it's too early?
Little Mix give a live review of their Live Lounge performance, Chris wants more out of his smart speaker and - Is cry dancing a thing? We have a 1D fan that believes it is.
Following last week's conversation about who looked hot when young, the calls come flying in, and yes, Sir Ian McKellan is certainly one. Also, Scott has a special Mexican birthday song for listener Sarah and "Ip Dip Sky Whoooooo" It's the return of The Who Game.
Stonehenge, Times Square and The Mona Lisa all come under fire in our listener reviews, Chris takes umbrage against a word and poor listener Ollie has to hear to what happened when his mum bent over to pick up her shoes.
Can you review a land mark? Slating Ben Nevis for not having a café at the top seems a bit harsh. Also BTS are in trouble - according to the Coronavirus laws - one of them has to go!
It's Fantasy Football time again and some of the creative team names are flying way over Scott's head. Also, more hotel style reviews of parents houses and more reasons to blow your trumpets.
"You treat this place like a hotel" We've all been told that at one time or other, so we give you the opportunity to leave a online style review of your stay at your parents house. Plus, we herald the return of The Whooo Game.
Simon from Biffy Clyro reviews their ultra weird Live Lounge cover, we learn from listener Maria more about Karaoke legends Bev 'N Bob and the twisted audio round in todays quiz twists Scott's brain.
Scott is worried he has been "Too loose" with his number and wonders who keeps calling him. Also, when was the last time you actually heard your voicemail message? Who even still has one? We call up some, including Joel Corry's to see what happens. Plus, Chris is upset because someone VERY childish (Greg) has defaced the sign on his new Isolation Station.
Chris is back in the studio after managing to put up a picture in his house. It's an amazing acheivement for him which prompts a new feature - Blow Your Own Trumpet - mundane things that you are super proud of. Also, more of those little word or phrases that makes you best mate seethe with rage and quizmaster Grace is back for another Don't Look It Up quiz.
Pop legend Billie provides some great tunes, we hear from more of you DM Sliders and Tap End remembers Chris's amazing night doing "The Otley Run"
Super Sprinter Jonnie provides the tunes, people have been sliding in to Chris's DMs and who is your Tony Wood? The person you miss most whilst working from home.
Everyone's favourite Aussie DJ, Fisher, provides some banging tunes, we hear of some of your disastrous attempts at taking a driving test and it all kicks off in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
The boxing promoter selects his favourite ring walk anthems, Uni tips you don't get from the prospectus and a classic 24 Years At The Tap End about Chris' driving test.
Pop star Robbie calls in from LA to select his favourite tracks, there's a classic football themed Tap End, Don't Look It Up and another Don't Tell The Bride update.
Legendary football pundit Chris Kamara chooses the tunes. Plus is Bamboleo Wednesday, we play Don't Look It Up and there's a classic NYE Tap End.
The West Ten collaborators go back to back in the mix, Chris cooks pasta in a kettle in another classic Tap End and you share stories about covering for your friends and family.
The TV legend and former footballer selects his favourite tracks. Scott and Chris play Don't Look It Up, have several rounds of Guess the Dog and there's a classic Tap End.
Ibiza legend Wayne is in the mix, Chris has an unfortunate incident in a DIY store and - Has fashion changed since the start of lockdown?
Superstar DJ Nathan provides some great tunes, you tell us some of the worst places you've been to on a first date and Chris remembers back to "That Fishing Trip" where he flashed at the wrong man in the car park as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.
Chris is back and it turns out he’s only been on the beers with the future king (whilst wearing dodgy shoes). Also, Becky Hill provides is with a super guest mix and Tap End remembers a trip to a theme park.
Joel provides us with some top class bangers in our guest mix, Scott is eager to hear your tales of being "Zumped" ie, Dumped on that Z' App - you know the one. Also, Chris's younger footballing years are remembered as we revisit 24 Years At The Tap End.
Remembering when TV and Hollywood superstar, Bryan Cranston joined Scott and Chris in the studio andlent the voice of Heisenberg to Little Mix's, 'Shout Out To My Ex'
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris tested out some "Flatulence Reducing" pants in the BBC lift.
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris sang Kiko Bun's Sticky situation in the BBC showers.
Scott is off this week but here's a chance to catch up with some classic Mills from the archive, like the time Chris attended the opening of the world famous Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services on the M3.
Liam chats about the good old One Direction days as well as deliver a fantastic mix. Also, we try to help Greg's "Up Yours" campaign and Molly King joins us for the quiz and gets a bit over excited.
Stars of BBC 3's Young Offenders Alex and Chris provide the bangers in today's mix, it's Bamboleo Wednesday with a Ding Dong of a gap and have you ever passed off someone else's house as yours?
Man of many talents KSI spins his favourite tunes, Scottish legend Lewis gets a few singing tips from Scott and Jordan North joins in the Don't Look It Up Quiz all the way from sunny Spain.
