All the best, and sometimes more questionable, bits from Scott's weekday afternoon show on BBC Radio 2. Including the Music Police, Birthday Game and anything else that makes the cut.
The amazingly talented Zara gives us an great mix all the way from Sweden and Scott is jealous of the way she can roll her Rs. Also, Tom Grenna has written a letter to his 10 year old self and Scott may have made a blunder with the baby pressie for Chris.
A very emotional show as Scott chases news on the imminent delivery to the Stark household and listener Izzy reads a letter to her 10 year old self. Also, the brilliant MNEK calls the show and "It's Wine O'clock"... all those classic mum signs around your parent's houses.
Why aren't the traditional hymns being sung in school assemblies any more? Also football legend Gary Lineker is on to play Mascot For What and listener Ben writes a letter to his 10 year old self.
We play a Covid Special Whoo game, a highly respected science teacher gets an amazing score on Better Days Quiz and Chris has found an amazing TV show we all should watch.
It's flying ant season and the birds are loving it! Also, Scott is excited that beauty salons can open again and is thinking of getting a tattoo, Chris has some very exciting news which means he may have to dash off at any second and Rihanna's Field and Pickering Corner are among our list of Accidental Tourist Attractions.
Kerry's mum, AKA Daisy May Cooper replaces Gaga in the Rain On Me track and it's amazing! Also, reactions to Harry Styles reading a bedtime story, more reactions to the accusation "I think you could have been nicer to me today" and Ali Plumb's reactions to some dodgy accents in the movies.
Margarine, Bono and water quality become the catalysts for more adult tantrums, more buffet shaming (including Luke who munched 22 yorkshire puds) and are Jess Glynnes fans really called "Glynfluencers"?
Pub owners all over the nation are making their own safety videos, but will any beat Jackie's for The Ley in Devon? Also, more Buffet Slayers own up in our feature Booted Out Of The Buffet and we catch up with some previous Funny Business's to see how they are doing.
Scott and Chris are back and get to play Service Station or Cheese? once again. Also, more All-You-Can-Eat shaming stories (even on aeroplanes), the Welsh have been set free (Hooray!) and the hairiest people in the Nation get in touch.
We remember back to 2014 when Team Mills appeared on Family Fortunes and they didn't have the best time. Scott's gave a terrible answer and his Dad did an impression of an elephant. It's all fine!
Back in 2015 Scott and Chris investigated the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris then headed to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone said anything.
This week we would normally have been enjoying tennis, sunshine and strawberries at Wimbledon, sigh! But don't worry this will cheer you up. Back in 2013 Scott had a great idea for a game - Grunt Or Goat.
If you are still sad about no Glastonbury over the weekend this may help. We remember back to 2015 Scott and Chris phoned up some local businesses with fictional demands from performers.
More tales of being "escorted" from all-you-can-eat buffets, Emily Eavis off of Glastonbury chooses some bangers from Worthy Farm and a boys weekend in Prague is remebered in Tap End.
Listener Beth has been kicked out for over-indulging in an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant, TWICE!! Is this a record? Also Davina McCall brings us some classic bangers from her home and Caroline the car is remembered in 24 Years At The Tap End.
Anne-Marie gives a great selection of bangers and impresses Scott with the size of her veggies. Also, Scott asks you to take part in a Radio 1 survey (then wishes he hadn't) and Chris's Pizza Eating Challenge is remembered from 24 Years At The Tap End.
Chris is very excited today, not only has he moved to (what sounds like) a massive house, he also gets to chat to his hero Mike Skinner of The Streets as he presents today's guest mix. Also, more tales of photo's of exes still up in parents houses and what on earth is a garbanzo bean? Find out in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.
You've all heard the clip many times on the show but here's the origin. Back in 2015 Chris called up a restaurant and pretended he didn't know what a potato was.
Classic Mills from the archives when the awesome Stephen Fry was on the show. Scott and Chris had so much to ask him! Including: does he watch himself on TV (he is on ALL the time), did he really invent the word ‘luvvie’ and why does he hate dancing so much?? Also, with some listeners’ help, the boys hatched an amazing plan to get him rapping with Taylor Swift at the Big Weekend in his home town, Norwich.
Remembering back to the first time Scott & Chris took on the role of football commentary, back in the 2014 World Cup Finals where Chris became more and more wound up by Scott's incredible lack of football knowledge.
Scott and Chris are off this week so we thought we'd treat you to a bit of classic Mills from the archive, and here we look back at 2014 when Chris went off on his holiday and Scott set up his out of office reply to accept ANY job that came in...What could possibly go wrong?
Sophie gives us some mega bangers in our Pop Legends slot. Also, Do you or your nan still have photos of your ex on the wall? and do you remember Scott giving Rag N Bone Man a vocal coaching lesson?,
Harry (with a little help from Sandra) and Jamie provide some classic tunes in a a very eclectic mix. Also, they are still a it! - exes that loom out of the lockdown darkness.
Pop SuperStar Katy give us some tunes all the way from sunny LA. Plus, Scott has been crashing Zoom quizzes and we hear stories of long-gone exes suddenly getting in touch during lockdown.
Sean delivers an amazing mix all the way from Jamaica, Chris has been crashing peoples quizes and we listen back to Scott giving Freya Ridings a singing lesson.
Matt, Charlie & James reunite to bring Radio 1 a special playlist. Also, we look back the time Chris joined a bowls club in Tap End and lockdown is ding strange things to people - listener Charlotte has even started to fancy Chris - weird times everyone.
Craig spins some classics from his home studio, Chris gets a massive case of hammock envy and we remember the trip Chris and Scott had to Zante in 24 Years At The Tap End
Harlequins and England legend Joe Marler delivers a great mix from a cardboard castle, Scott finds a song that takes us all on a 3 minute holiday, Chris speaks to more people obsessed with Pitmasters and the great canteen boycott is remembered in a look back at 24 Years At the Tap-End.
Comedian Joel gives us a mix from his loft, Chris gets to speak to a real life Pitmaster and we hear from estate agents with many a sordid tale.
Everyone's favourite TV presenter Alison drops a fantastic mix, Chris is still obsessing over the pitmasters of the U.S of A which leads Scott to a great programme idea and listener Grace runs through the "Love Contract" she had to sign at work.
