Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.com Sono Bello : Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by Bett...
Mar 12, 2024•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Honeylove : Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod
Mar 05, 2024•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush!
Feb 27, 2024•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland!
Feb 21, 2024•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.
Feb 13, 2024•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!
Feb 06, 2024•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures!
Jan 30, 2024•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch and why raffia is never a good idea.
Jan 23, 2024•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and discusses her childhood lesbian allyship.
Jan 16, 2024•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and why social media hiatus' announcements are tricky.
Jan 12, 2024•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.
Jan 02, 2024•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie s fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a divorce. Happy holidays!
Dec 19, 2023•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie enters the holiday season with marital tension after her husband refuses to write her a new pop song. She also recaps her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah party, her psychological handbag theory and explains why you need to Amazon Prime a spray bottle.
Dec 13, 2023•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is guiding light for the LGBTQIA+ community, has an awkward confrontation at a furniture outlet, slings some lukewarm takes on this weeks celebrity gossip and decides that Balenciaga is officially over.
Dec 05, 2023•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift guide, her recent trip (s) to Target and her future rendezvous with Leo Dicaprio.
Nov 29, 2023•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is a patron of the arts and goes to a film screening, gives tips on how to be toxic this holiday season, reprimands Caitlyn Jenner for being problematic and deals with her son being a Kanye West fan.
Nov 21, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie sits down with Madi Murphy from the Bad Broadcast to talk about Mormonism, embarrassing wedding behavior and the girls offer a stunning vocal performance!
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps Bravocon happenings, how to evict a gerbil from your rectum, plays charades with Grandma Gloria and answers some listener burning questions.
Nov 07, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie gets cancelled for appropriating appetizers, discusses celebrity Halloween lewks, tries to nurture her own telekinesis and discusses group socialization etiquette!
Oct 31, 2023•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie almost becomes a monk,stalks Beverley Mitchell and buys fake designer sunglasses from the dark web.
Oct 27, 2023•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has an actual psychotic break after a long day with her grandmother, husband and screaming baby. After getting into a wardrobe altercation with her sister, leaving her Grandma on the side of PCH and almost lighting her husband's hair on fire... Jackie hath hit her limit and ends the episode crying about scrunchies. Have a great day.
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie discusses the atrocities going on in Israel, why we should cancel that bitch Goldilocks, rude celebrities and explores problematic Halloween lewks!
Oct 11, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie talks about internal happiness, recaps Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the time she was a death doula on a plane and Handy Andy makes a lackluster appearance!
Oct 03, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur by not atoning because she is perfect. She talks about Olivia Rodrigo, kegels, antisemitism and how to not be so annoying on the internet.
Sep 27, 2023•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie gets baby shamed by a woman named Trish, threatens legal action against the Anne Frank musical headed to Broadway, addresses Shannon Beadors legal trouble and tackles the homeless crisis.
Sep 19, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie dreams of Cheryl carving pumpkins, teaches you how to get more by doing less, the dangers of microbangs and has a new suburban nemesis.
Sep 12, 2023•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie thinks about starting a fictitious feud with other podcasters and realizes the grass is actually greener on the other side of motherhood. We recap RHONY, Joe Jonas' marriage (not really) and welcome a new Olsen sister to her undercarriage.
Sep 07, 2023•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is back from maternity leave and discussing the Rachel/Bethenny interview, preparing her home for a visit from Child Protective Services, has a special Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen guest appearance and issues an apology to Emrata.
Aug 29, 2023•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie ventures into uncharted waters by doing an "ask me anything" episode to strengthen her connection to her community!
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's Leo season and Jackie is joined by her morally bankrupt best friend Max to discuss all the things (literally can't remember what the hell we talked about but I am assuming it's chaotic and offensive) so grab your cigarettes and birth control and enjoy!
Aug 15, 2023•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
