After a week long sabbatical Jackie is back just in time for some New Years perspective to discourage you and remind you that change is not in your future. She shares why all the recap reels trigger her to a time she bled on a futon at Living Spaces and why tapeworms are your only hope.
Jan 03, 2023•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests and deep dives Jen Shah's counterfeit bags.
Dec 21, 2022•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie addresses "hard boiled egg girls", why headbands are the devil, Harry and Megan and the White Lotus finale!
Dec 13, 2022•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie embraces the holiday season and celebrates the freeing element of hate in all forms. She talks about why hair accessories trigger her, petty bitches, Balenciaga, Kanye's latest rant and her one sided beef with Megan Markle.
Dec 07, 2022•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie enters the holiday season with a bang. She is tackling Balenciaga, tufted furniture, and everything else in her fraudulently festive wake. Grab your jingle balls and buckle up this episodeis a RIDE.
Nov 29, 2022•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie enters the holidayseason with tips on how not to embarrassyourself, discusses some Katink fashion philosophies and how she broke up Harry and Olivia.
Nov 22, 2022•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps her Harry Styles experience, reflects on why people hate her and dodges pink eye from Grandma Gloria
Nov 16, 2022•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast After collosallyfucking up her pre-recorded episodeJackieshows the integrity of a true professional by freeballing a new episode all in the pursuit of quality control. She talks home decor, Selena Gomez and gives an exciting holiday update on friend of the show Cheryl!
Nov 11, 2022•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has a psychotic break after trying to help write music for local small businesses, has a stroke at Jennifer Lopez's home decor and offers Beverley Mitchell an open cash reward to come appear on the show.
Nov 01, 2022•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps her journey to Anaheim, reviews Taylor Swift's new albumand gives you some do's and don'ts for Halloween!
Oct 26, 2022•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie reminisces on her old neighbor Cheryl, makes a case for child labor and dissects housewives fashion and her first time pretending to do cocaine!
Oct 18, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie and new friend Ali Kolbert enter an ever timely conversation on feminist issues, fronting the homeless crisis, self esteem and scissoring!
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie discusses fetishizing, her recap of "Don't Worry Darling", donating her eggs and why she stands with Kathy Hilton.
Oct 04, 2022•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie celebrates the Jewish New Year by repenting for her sins and making amends to the woman she sabotaged at the Gucci outlet. She also recapsher family discussing her abortion at Rosh Hashanah and why her and Andrew may move to China. L'chaim!
Sep 30, 2022•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackieis back from Paris and breaks down her trip including the time she lost the opportunityto be a Princess and get a Birkin bag, pays homage to Leonardo Dicaprio and how to cast a love spell with period blood. The range!
Sep 20, 2022•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackiefantasizes about Michael Buble retiring, chats FASHION WEEK, gives a PSA on sex trafficking and breaks down the psychological trauma of the "Don't Worry Darling" press tour.
Sep 13, 2022•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie gets conflict free hair extensions, shares her Paris travel guide and has a sexual experience with a car salesman!
Sep 06, 2022•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie tackles some new wellness trends, breaks down her perfect day, makes a spiritual connection with a bird and explains "Universal Reverse Psychology".
Aug 30, 2022•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie recaps a traumatic trip to the nail salon with her Grandma Gloria who is in the desperate pursuit of Hailey Bieber nails, puts a kibosh on the fall harvest spirit and has dinner with Jimmy Kimmel!
Aug 24, 2022•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie shares a traumatic story of losing an overpriced midi dress on the 101 freeway whilst transporting wood, deep dives Taylor Swift lesbian fan fiction and teaches yoy how to make a buttermilk brined fried chicken! It's called RANGE.
Aug 16, 2022•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie has a few home renovationsetbacks, discusses the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson break up (oy vey), the time she robbed Jennifer Lawrence and her philanthropic bridal modeling campaign!
Aug 10, 2022•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie pulls a full Winona Ryder at her latest funeral fashion show, gives marital tips on how to keep it spicy, and harnesses her innerPocahontas!
Aug 02, 2022•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie issues a public apology, shares her rough start to Leo season and how she made contact with her dead mom.
Jul 26, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie explains why Michael Buble has ruined her entire life, how to find self worth at the Home Depot and what to do when you find your husband playing guitar whilst defecating.
Jul 19, 2022•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie goes on a pre-Leo season bender and drops a new Halloween precautionary song for the kiddos, Jen Shah arrest, her newest act of philanthropy and why Emrata should hold off on her second book. This episode is psychotic and you are welcome.
Jul 12, 2022•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie updates you on her Italian parasite, Leo season energy, Julianne Hough and her alleged tampon disposal and other legally dicey terrain.
Jul 08, 2022•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is back from Italy with memories and an alleged tapeworm. She has a rare honest moment of feminism, recaps her travels abroad, her altercation with Peta and why cookie cutters should be illegal.
Jul 01, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie answers listener questions and offers verballyabusive misguided life advice! Because maybe everything is actually all your own fault.
Jun 21, 2022•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jackierecovers from Covid and shares her new funky way of detracting birds, cries during home renovations, Britney Spears wedding coverage and also justice for Sutton Stracke!
Jun 13, 2022•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast