It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart
Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?
Episodes
Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Eggs à la Française
Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.
The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'
Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.
Get Out! with John Ryan
Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal breakers, how to not be an asshole on social media and why crazy bitches are hot.
Doing The Lord's Work
Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies to the Beyhive, Tinsley Mortimer and Jayden Smith.
Livin It Up
Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.
36% Consensual
Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stashed behind a reunion sofa.
Perpetual Loner
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!
Please Send Flonase
Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.
That's So Not Raven
Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.
Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney
Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.
Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart
Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!
Oops I Did It Again
Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.
Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor
Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial holiday and the end of Jax's probation.
Quite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer
Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!
Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.
Real Talk
Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!
A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria
Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake pregnancies and why you will NEVER look at Richard Gere the same way.
What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios
Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other contestants.
The B*tch That Stole Christmas
Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.
'Tis The Season
'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday cheer. Bonus content: Jackie recaps RHOBH and starts an exercise routine.
#blessed
Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship with DJ James Kennedy.
Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King
Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama, opinions on the new Goop Gift Guide (ugh) and why Jackie will never be a Baroness.
Solo Yolo
Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.
Drunk in Love
Jackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and Vanderpump Rules with just a touch of beastiality.
La Vida Lohan
Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures, and general worldliness. Jackie then breaks down all the highlights from this season or RHOC and the finale episode!
Fourth Base
Jackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaway needs a muzzle and why ultimatums are a way of life!
Cheerio Bitch!
Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned from the housewives franchise and answers listener emails. She also coughs... a lot.
Swimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn Evarts
Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation for love!
Sorry Maddox with guest Yimu
Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of legality, we are desperately hoping no one in the Jolie-Pitt clan gets wind of this episode otherwise Shiloh may have to hoist up her boys cargo shorts and cut a bitch...