On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems and discusses her attempts at baking, her adventures with magic, a late stage realisation of love and how to keep safe on the streets as a woman. Featuring the poems: I Asked For A Sign, And I Got It School Daze The Lightning Will Come —- Get the new single, Widow: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/album/widow-single Preorder Pretty Like A Pop Star: https://jenniferjuan.com/pretty-like-a-pop-star/ Watch the music video for Widow: https://youtu.b...
Sep 12, 2021•35 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems and discusses her latest misadventures with online dating, her experience with reality shifting and doing DIY. Featuring the poems: Doing DIY Venus Reborn Feminine Witchcraft Diamond Teardrops Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - Time stamps for What The Actual F*** Is Going On With Your Life?: Pile One: 00:42:58 Pile Two: 00:52:27 Pile Three: 01:11:42 —- Order Test Kits: https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests Book...
Sep 01, 2021•2 hr 32 min•Ep 57•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her prayers being answered, how different the past looks when she revisits it, her plan to scam Satan and her thoughts on Lord Byron. Featuring The Poems: Lost Property Daddy’s Girl A Date With The Devil Tell Me How Long, Before The Last One —- Order Test Kits: https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests Book a vaccination appointment: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus-vaccination/b...
Aug 22, 2021•48 min•Ep 56•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about how socialism can be seductive, her favourite Kanye song, the current state of the world and a disastrous Friday the 13th. She also answers your questions. Featuring The Poems: uh-huh, honey WTF World A Confession, Extracted Under Duress Seize The Means Of Seduction Bag For Life —- Order Test Kits: https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests Book a vaccination appointment: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavi...
Aug 16, 2021•48 min•Ep 55•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about celebrating birthdays in a post pandemic world, celebrating friendship, how a cinema trip inspired her writing and the struggle to love yourself in a world that wants you to be insecure. She also talks about the ethics of commentary Youtubers and how the platform has changed over the years. Featuring The Poems: Tomorrow Won’t Be Like Tonight The Vanity Of The Violet Divinity Hardcore Souma Chaotic Love TGIF Timestamps for What T...
Aug 09, 2021•2 hr 54 min•Ep 54•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about rural living, the horror of heatwaves, ghosts, her plans to write a radio drama, John Barrowman’s mid life crisis and how to deal with grief. Featuring The Poems: Violent Thoughts In A Small Village Green and Blue Heatwave Don’t Bury That Gay. She’s Mine. —- Order Test Kits: https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests Book a vaccination appointment: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus...
Jul 25, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about Australia vs Katie Hopkins, the recent heat wave, racism in football, and her perfect Christmas. She also has a long chat with herself (and you) about whether she is a friend of Harry Styles or not. Featuring The Poems: Bots From Russia End It All Our First Christmas The Day She Met My Family Dreams Untold The Lesbians Are Here, Oh Boy! —- Order Test Kits: https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests Book a vacc...
Jul 18, 2021•3 hr 36 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her continued anxiety about nuclear war, her visit to the AIDS memorial quilt display, dreamy midnight concerts and manifesting true love through the power of sonnets. Jennifer also answers your questions, including if she’s in a relationship, whether she would make an onlyfans, what she’d do as prime minister and her favourite Disney character. Featuring The Poems: Trident Blankets Concert For Two I Call My Lover By The Name Of...
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about an interesting encounter at a bakery, dreaming with daffodils, whether she is or isn’t a lesbian and what can be done about problematic social media influencers, as the internet reacts to James Charles making a comeback. Jennifer also watches a football match for the first time, and invites you along to experience it with her. Featuring The Poems: Bakery Daffodil Dreamer Am I Truthful? Am I Honest? I Am Uncharted Territory, And ...
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep 50•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about getting lost on the London Underground, getting married on the road to Mandalay, the secret confessions of a pillow Princess and why chips and sugar puffs remind her of her lover. Featuring The Poems: Westbound Unexpected Discoveries On The Road To Mandalay Chips No Means No Pillow Princess Timestamps for What The Actual F*** Is Going On With Your Life? Pile 1: 31:03 Pile 2: 47:34 Pile 3: 59:51 —- Listen to the What The Actual F...
Jun 27, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep 49•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about getting secret messages from cats, what she has learned about the AIDS crisis, her thoughts on anti mask activism and what she really thinks about infidelity. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Big Dom making a big comeback, the Lib Dem surge finally beginning and some really cringe reactions to a Nicola Sturgeon meme. Featuring The Poems: Cat Survivor’s Guilt Heatwave Things That I Have Alway...
Jun 20, 2021•2 hr 39 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, goes speed dating with her spirit guide, and talks about her new stalker, why Taylor Swift is the key to her happiness and how little she understands the stock market. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Boris Johnson being embarrassing at the G7, everyone screaming about pictures of the queen, MPs joining Cameo and Priti Patel feuding with TikTok. Featuring The Poems: Some Haikus For The Weird Man In Iceland ...
Jun 13, 2021•2 hr 36 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her life as a mean mermaid, dates at the movies, her journey to becoming a full time Barry Manilow stan and what she wants for Pridemas. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Keir Starmer’s big TV interview, Liz Truss being audacious as hell, cringe behaviour from Pro Europe campaigners and Nigel Farage finding a new grift. Featuring The Poems: Based On A True Story Trying To Get The Feeling Spit...
Jun 06, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer takes you behind the scenes of her new EP, Mad About The Girl. Featuring the songs: Pretend Don’t You Be So Mean Return Blue Eyed Girl Grandmother’s Ring Mad About The Girl —- Get Mad About The Girl: https://li.sten.to/laNKja5 Listen to Weekly Worship, In The Garden Of The Free Children: https://anchor.fm/thegardenfree Get Storm Capital Of The USA: https://li.sten.to/WF48Hrs - Find more information on Jennifer Juan and her work, along with hundreds of free to access ...
Jun 03, 2021•50 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her wedding in Las Vegas, her chaotic thoughts on the movie Titanic, why revenge is sometimes a dish best unserved and why she relates to cold cups of coffee. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including the big return of Demonic Dominic, a wedding in Westminster, and why Boris Johnson is an absolute maniac. Contains major spoilers for the movie Titanic (1997) from: 03:37 until: 28:14 Featuring The Poem...
May 31, 2021•3 hr 42 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about being in love with people that don’t exist, how she celebrated this years International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, visits from her children and readjusting to human contact after the lockdown. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including MPs taking advantage of their expenses (again), Priti Patel taking controversial pictures and Jeremy Corbyn becoming an unexpected ally to the be...
May 23, 2021•50 min•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the fight for trans rights, how she falls in love, the return of a lost love that she’d rather not see again, how to deal with life when it disappoints you and why she is now a full time wife guy. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Glasgow being iconic, Howard Beckett being scum, Tony Blair stan accounts and the never ending drama of vaccine passports. Featuring The Poems: The Woes Of The Wife...
May 16, 2021•2 hr 46 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about being a teenage emo in the middle of the night, the fight for rights for women and girls in Iran, when it is not right to accept an apology, the importance of laughing at herself and her ideal love. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including the results of elections all over the UK, the next steps for a potentially independent Scotland, and the hopeful end of Laurence Fox. Featuring The Poems: She Sar...
May 09, 2021•2 hr 7 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about taking a trip to Paris with a friend, saying goodbye to true love, standing up for herself and letting herself get lost in the library. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including the dance battles that are dominating the Scottish elections, Wales being iconic and the continued conundrum of who funded Boris Johnson’s flat. Featuring The Poems: Two Girls Go To Paris A Final Love Letter To The Lesbian I ...
May 02, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer takes you behind the scenes of her new album, Storm Capital Of The USA. Featuring The Songs: Sunday Sun You Leave Me In Flames Daisy Chains Storm Capital Of The USA Island Blue Lullaby Sunday Sun (Chaotic Jazz Remix) Be Free Necklace Made Of Your Fingerprints Swipe Forever Destino Sunday Sun (Even More Chaotic Remix) —- Get Storm Capital Of The USA: https://li.sten.to/WF48Hrs Listen to BXTCH I’M ON GO with KXNG DAVXD: https://jenniferjuan.com/2021/04/22/new-music-bit...
May 01, 2021•2 hr 3 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about Gabbie Hanna vs The Whole Internet, Morrissey vs The Simpsons, Jennifer vs Her Tinder Inbox, Football Fans vs The European Super League and why she won’t tell her son the truth about dinosaurs. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Classic Dom returning for his revenge, Boris Johnson scamming and an absolute scumbag running in Hartlepool. Featuring The Poems: Making Pasta With Morrissey Torn Page...
Apr 25, 2021•2 hr 45 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her relationship with her very best friend, selling other people’s souls to the devil, the underreported evil of gargoyles and how chaotic and annoying online dating is. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Keir Starmer the latest Scottish Elections drama, Sadiq Khan being endorsed by a main pop girlie and Boris Johnson being a national embarrassment (again). Featuring The Poems: Chosen Family (...
Apr 18, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about national grief following the death of Prince Philip, the most beloved of her great love affairs and her recent musings on motherhood. Jennifer also updates you on the latest in British Politics, including Keir Starmer failing as an ally, Boris Johnson being a never ending embarrassment and the Conservative Party failing to stand up for victims of harassment. Featuring The Poems: TTFN The Girl’s Madness - Part One Shut Up Youth I...
Apr 11, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about revisiting the past, being excited for the future, the true meaning of Easter, how to deal with break ups and the futility of war. Featuring The Poems: Mary’s Boy Came Home An Astute Assessment Of My Continued Stupidity/I Am Still Here Dhachaigh The State Doesn’t Love Your Children Timestamps for What The Actual F*** Is Going On With Your Life: Pile 1: 35:15 Pile 2: 49:51 Pile 3: 01:02:25 —- Get Sunday Sun: https://jenniferjuan....
Apr 04, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about getting hate mail from fans of the royal family, running from cannibals in the jungle, conquering her life long phobia of needles and adventures at sea. She also updates you on the latest in British politics, including milk related protesting, the potential end of British summer time and some unfortunate details about Boris Johnson’s intimate life. Featuring The Poems: Down With The Ship A Lil Haiku For The Person Who Emailed Me...
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about doing spells for Spring Equinox, how one of her many birthmarks suddenly became significant, romantic picnics, her mishaps with nostalgia, Brian’s gift to her and the pathetic fragility of LBC’s James O’Brien. Featuring The Poems: Baby Birthmark Last Night’s Spell Old House When I See You Again The Truth —- Get Sunday Sun: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/album/sunday-sun-single Get Mixed Up: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/a...
Mar 21, 2021•46 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the conversations happening about women’s safety in the aftermath of Sarah Everard’s murder, how the true crime community treats victims of violent crime, evening visits with her spirit guide, her thoughts on the Harry and Meghan interview and... spanking! Featuring The Poems: Dead Women Are Not Documentary Fodder I Believe You Jazz Song Featuring the short story: Penance —- Get Sunday Sun: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/albu...
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about road trips, coffee dates in London, her morning routine and her personal contribution to knife crime. She also updates you on the latest happenings in British Politics, including Britwres and Britpol crossing over, MPs going on spending sprees to the Apple store and Mexican coke. Featuring The Poems: Chapter One: The Morning Routine Road Trip Typing It Into Existence A Coffee By The River Timestamps for What The Actual F*** Is G...
Mar 02, 2021•2 hr 7 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her current lockdown progress, learning to accept people as they are, trust after betrayal and her favourite movie right now. She also does the ASMR thing that you guys liked from last summer. Featuring The Poems: Long Suffering Therapist Typos Fixing Mirrors Get Mixed Up: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/album/mixed-up Find more information on Jennifer Juan and her work, along with hundreds of free to access poems, short stori...
Feb 21, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast On today’s special Valentine’s Day episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about her Valentine’s Day plans, her plans for life and love after lockdown, writing love songs and making love confessions. Featuring The Poems: Our Next Kiss Do You Believe In Aliens? Sleeping In The Snow Featuring The Song: Sunday Sun (Chaotic Jazz Remix) Timestamps for What The Actual F*** Is Going On In Your Life: Pile 1: 38:07 Pile 2: 53:53 Pile 3: 01:10:03 Get Mixed Up: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/...
Feb 14, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast 
