Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio ...
Oct 10, 2018•3 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 03, 2018•3 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man? Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh. Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. They are delightful, hilarious and swe...
Sep 26, 2018•3 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joi...
Sep 19, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up! Learn more...
Sep 12, 2018•2 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?! Learn more about your ad ...
Sep 05, 2018•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better! Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," ...
Aug 29, 2018•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic. Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and J...
Aug 22, 2018•3 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week. PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!? We are joined in studio by ...
Aug 15, 2018•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us! Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on). The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger. Learn more about your ad ...
Aug 08, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more. PL...
Aug 01, 2018•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. THEN due t...
Jul 25, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 18, 2018•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments. Please support our sponsors: NewYorker.com/mom SquareSpace.com/mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2018•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end. Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 04, 2018•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY. please support our sponsors Stamps.com code word: MOM There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 27, 2018•2 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news? We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. Let us know what you think. Support comes from: Stamps.com code word: MOM Brooklinen.com ...
Jun 20, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves! AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?" We have dental updates and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES. This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 06, 2018•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang? All the answers you want are here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
May 30, 2018•2 hr 55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 23, 2018•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying! Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her sh...
May 16, 2018•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive. Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always. Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com Code: MOM forhims.com/house fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
May 09, 2018•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother! Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more. Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up! Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com code word MOM Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom L...
May 02, 2018•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. Please support our sponsors: Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first b...
Apr 25, 2018•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 min...
Apr 18, 2018•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert ...
Apr 11, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house Stam...
Apr 04, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Im...
Mar 28, 2018•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to li...
Mar 21, 2018•2 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
