A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news? We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. Let us know what you think. Support comes from: Stamps.com code word: MOM Brooklinen.com ...
Jun 20, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves! AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?" We have dental updates and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 13, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES. This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 06, 2018•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang? All the answers you want are here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
May 30, 2018•2 hr 55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct. Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 23, 2018•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it. Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage? How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying! Four Stroke Life Shirts are now in store! Get one just to annoy Christina. Wear them to her sh...
May 16, 2018•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive. Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always. Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com Code: MOM forhims.com/house fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
May 09, 2018•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother! Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more. Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up! Please support our sponsors: Stamps.com code word MOM Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/mom L...
May 02, 2018•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. Please support our sponsors: Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your first b...
Apr 25, 2018•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 min...
Apr 18, 2018•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert ...
Apr 11, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house Stam...
Apr 04, 2018•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Im...
Mar 28, 2018•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to li...
Mar 21, 2018•2 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog? Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...
Mar 14, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true. AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time. AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally ...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!). AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty. This episode is AMAZE! Please support today's sponsors: ForHim.com/house Stamps...
Feb 28, 2018•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP! Show support by visiting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Feb 21, 2018•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered. He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2018•2 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so. AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2018•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out? The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2018•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts?? Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure. And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Jan 10, 2018•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are. No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore. AND hilarious comic, podcaster ...
Jan 03, 2018•3 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back. Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want. We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 27, 2017•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?" Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice. He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show. All we can say is, we wish it never ended. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 20, 2017•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can). You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 13, 2017•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler. This episode is full of laughs and lov...
Dec 06, 2017•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday. By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS. PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails. Say No More, just listen, JEAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 29, 2017•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
