What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
Aug 16, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing. AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
Aug 09, 2017•2 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live. We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money. And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that? Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together. Learn more about your ad cho...
Aug 02, 2017•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart??? Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT." Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom? AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 26, 2017•2 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about. PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted? AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us. You wanna talk some s**t? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 19, 2017•2 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys). Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat. We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around. Learn more about your ...
Jul 12, 2017•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS! You are NOT ready. PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7! Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
Jul 05, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it. Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess! AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 28, 2017•2 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it? AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it! The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and ...
Jun 21, 2017•3 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place. PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed? Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes? We have those answers and more! Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 14, 2017•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy. Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song. We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new officia...
Jun 07, 2017•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him. Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 31, 2017•2 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all. He even answers the question: Would you date your mom? Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic. Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 24, 2017•2 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish? We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen. AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness? To make things even better we have our first guest i...
May 17, 2017•2 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out. Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo. Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story. AND eve...
May 10, 2017•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results. Plus, single dad, Tom takes his son to the mall and gets some alarming looks. Would you look at Tommy that way? A "You Know" champ comes to us from the least expected place AND it seems like the Personality Championship can be put to rest. We have audio for you to consider. JEANS UP! Learn more about...
May 03, 2017•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations. *Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 28, 2017•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you. Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree. We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious??? Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we ha...
Apr 26, 2017•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real? We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too. JEAN forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 19, 2017•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell. Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think? AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T? And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela. Le...
Apr 12, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right? T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean. Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable sto...
Apr 05, 2017•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly. Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 29, 2017•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean? There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 22, 2017•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it! How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky. All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 15, 2017•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly). Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you. Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line? We are more than honored that the Pr...
Mar 08, 2017•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 03, 2017•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it? This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody yoga pants, boring videos and the SECRET to a Double Pipe Classic? WHAT?!?! yeah. Listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 01, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well? Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?! AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 22, 2017•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis). We step in to Studio G with Super Dad Nerd, G. We wear our awesome new Pup Masks as we are always heightening our sense of smell. Plus absolutely AMAZE music from so many of you. We're putting Bitsy on a diet and SO much more. Thanks, Jeans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
Feb 15, 2017•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear. Sometimes when you are making a brown someone will crawl under the stall to see if you are indeed browning. What would you do in that situation? The Mommies saw another horrible movie. Hope you get to have a night ruined by it as well. Plus another guy had vocal fry and it wasn't even the worst part of h...
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