Through our Patreon, Ramsey was forced to confront Hawthorne Heights’s “Ohio is for Lovers” yet again. He has emerged and has successfully “fixed” the song, hardcore screams and all! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Tourism! Notes on a scream! And Heather does a Machine Gun Kelly impression! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Aug 01, 2022•18 min•Ep 258•Transcript available on Metacast This our third Fall Out Boy episode but Ramsey doesn’t remember anything about the band besides Simpsons references and the fact that they sampled the Munsters theme. No thnks fr th mmrs! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather is cranky! Ice cream headaches! Jay-Z! Leonard Cohen! Bob Hope! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep 257•Transcript available on Metacast Your favorite writer Eric Drysdale ( The Colbert Report, Full Fronta l, so many more) is here to present us with the mystery of Kate Bush’s 1982 album The Dreaming . Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: How to keep your parents out of your room and college girls in it! What country is the most amenable to Kate Bush chat! And should you have an array of adhesives on your person at all times? (Yes.) All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Giv...
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 257•Transcript available on Metacast This week we explore Anti-Flag and their song “Die For Your Government.” Heather claims it appeared on the soundtrack for SLC Punk , a movie that Ramsey does not believe exists. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Heather blows Ramsey’s mind about Snoopy. Is it “anti” or “aunty?” A brand new game to explore! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jul 11, 2022•27 min•Ep 256•Transcript available on Metacast Today we don’t listen to the soundtrack to Once. We don’t listen to K-Pop girl group Twice. It’s 2003’s “The Artist in the Ambulance,” from the band Thrice. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: The Heather Oscars are in full swing and for some reason there’s a lot of talk about The Gilmore Girls as a result! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jul 04, 2022•56 min•Ep 255•Transcript available on Metacast From Podcast: The Ride and a ton of other funny stuff, Scott Gairdner is here to present the 1999 Beck album Midnite Vultures! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Reporting concerts to dad! Prince and Camille and Jimmy Fallon! And the reason we haven’t cured COVID. All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep 254•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Heather and Ramsey talk a lot about the Buckeye state and hot dogs as we explore Hawthorne Height’s legendary single “Ohio Is For Lovers!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: A new segment is born! We talk about soap operas from the 1970s! And we seriously do talk an awful lot about hot dogs! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jun 20, 2022•18 min•Ep 253•Transcript available on Metacast It’s a return to post-hardcore as one of us is forced to listen to Thursday’s 2001 album, “Full Collapse!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Car ownership tips for the lazy! We learn what record labels to avoid signing to! And one of the dumber Google searches ever executed on our show! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jun 13, 2022•59 min•Ep 252•Transcript available on Metacast This week we welcome back Zack Zarrillo of Bad Timing Records to serve us our Blink 182 expert as we walk through their 2003 untitled album! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: The inside scoop on publishing rights! Embarrassing music in front of parents! And Ramsey discovers that there is such a thing as serious Blink 182! And so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep 251•Transcript available on Metacast It’s an anniversary, so Ramsey takes over once again! There are three stops on this podcast train: a long-awaited Limp Bizkit show recap from Heather, and two Machine Gun Kelly-related surprises. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: “This is the worst one you’ve ever done,” says Heather! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
May 30, 2022•23 min•Ep 250•Transcript available on Metacast In an episode we’ve been waiting to do for a long time, Heather and Ramsey head to New Jersey to listen to the one and only Garden State soundtrack! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: What we remember about the plot of this movie (and the commentary track)! We reveal Zach Braff’s real name! And a soft launch of our Coldplay podcast: The Codpast! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep 249•Transcript available on Metacast Heather and Ramsey decide to throw open the windows and play a song to get ready for summer weather! Ramsey plays by the rules and Heather chooses violence. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Summer in Brooklyn: illegal dirtbikes, loud phone calls, and empty streets! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
May 16, 2022•18 min•Ep 248•Transcript available on Metacast This week, our Patrons voted and they gave us a Yellowcard! We listen to their fourth album, 2003’s Ocean Avenue! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey crowdsources jokes! Heather can’t believe a reference from Ramsey! And tales of seeing bands in concert way more times than we needed to! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
May 09, 2022•58 min•Ep 247•Transcript available on Metacast Producer, performer and King Googler Patrick Cotnoir joins us to listen to the Billy Joel album, 12 Gardens Live ! He treats us to facts, stories and even a musical performance! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: The story of an upstate sea serpent! Video iPods, Weird Al, skipped songs, and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
May 02, 2022•2 hr 49 min•Ep 246•Transcript available on Metacast We put out a call for help a few weeks back, and our listeners rose to the challenge! Our Harry Styles mystery is solved and we listen to Hellogoodbye’s “When We First Met!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon! This week: Our listener’s suggestions! Summer songs! And a guest appearance from a bird! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Apr 25, 2022•12 min•Ep 245•Transcript available on Metacast Heather and Ramsey reach all the way back into the 1990s as they discover NFG’s earliest work! And the worst bonus track in the history of music! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather invents a game! A whole lot of Florida talk! And seriously, the bonus track is truly terrible. All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself! ","width":600,"height":90,"resolv...
Apr 18, 2022•57 min•Ep 244•Transcript available on Metacast This week we have our first multi-generational podcast as return guest Matt Fisher brings his son and podcast co-host Keaton along to talk about the soundtrack to Disney’s Encanto! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Plot descriptions, etymology lessons, laughs, (fake) tears and more! Plus, Keaton launches a bid to return with another very special episode! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, an...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep 244•Transcript available on Metacast Heather needs our help! She’s been trapped indoors, trying to figure out what the new Harry Styles song reminds her of! Ramsey isn’t any help! Can you help solve the mystery of “As It Was?!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey’s show/s report! Heather’s legacy show report! And what kind of stepdad is Harry Styles? All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yours...
Apr 04, 2022•16 min•Ep 242•Transcript available on Metacast Heather and Ramsey record an EMERGENCY EPISODE! Machine Gun Kelly has just released “Mainstream Sellout” and superfan Heather is going to listen to it on the air for the first time! Also, Ramsey is there! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather’s unusual status! Why is the word “the” so funny? And some animals are clearly in trouble! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel...
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep 241•Transcript available on Metacast The funny and delightful Eric Cunningham joins us to talk about his first ever CD: 1997’s Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery soundtrack! What a gas! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Pre-NFT Internet grifts! SNL movies and non-SNL movies! And Eric is a Shrek denier! (Allegedly!) All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep 240•Transcript available on Metacast Heather is a devoted Counting Crows fan, so when a friend recommends a cover of a beloved song, she is obligated to give it a spin! This week: Girlhouse’s “A Long December!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We just saw The Batman! We rank the seasons! And why this album is WAY HEAVIER than the last Counting Crows album! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about you...
Mar 14, 2022•19 min•Ep 238•Transcript available on Metacast We return to Death Cab for Cutie and examine their sophomore album, 2002’s “We Have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes.” The label said there weren’t any singles: we disagree! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Heather has Rare Strep! Beatniks, baseball and Brothers & Sisters ! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Mar 07, 2022•55 min•Ep 238•Transcript available on Metacast The Internet’s own Byron McKoy stops by to introduce us to CKY’s 2001 album “Infiltrate•Destroy•Rebuild!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Jingles, bops and ditties! Worrying posters on teenage walls! And so much Jackass discourse! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep 237•Transcript available on Metacast Machine Gun Kelly returns and Heather and Ramsey are obligated to discuss it! This week, he and Willow Smith are here with their new song: “Emo Girl!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We’re riding high on a new Jackass movie! Ramsey shows character growth! And which of your hosts has seen Jennifer’s Body ? The answer might surprise you! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you fe...
Feb 21, 2022•20 min•Ep 236•Transcript available on Metacast Ramsey and Heather have a long history with SLC Punk. Heather loved it in high school. Ramsey doesn’t believe it’s a real movie. Today, they listen to the soundtrack that may or may not exist. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Blondie invented rap! Ramsey knows a lot about Dead Kennedys for some reason! Who is alive? All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yoursel...
Feb 14, 2022•53 min•Ep 235•Transcript available on Metacast Heather and Ramsey get to the bottom of what Jail Socks are as we listen to their song brand new song “Spinning!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: A Disney Adventures tangent! A discussion of 10 Things I Hate About You minutia! Macaulay Culkin! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Feb 07, 2022•15 min•Ep 234•Transcript available on Metacast In this episode we learn that our Patrons pay money to torture us as we are forced to listen to Alien Ant Farm’s 2001 album ANThology. We somehow survive the experience. Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We add the V! Heather can’t spell! And Ramsey attempts to sing all your favorite 2001 hits! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep 233•Transcript available on Metacast Our patrons wanted more Alkaline, so we brought our expert David Anthony to guide us through! This week we listen to The Alkaline Trio’s classic(?) “Good Mourning!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: Ramsey falls in love with Draculina! Heather knows what olive oil is! And a look back at Alkaline listens past! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep 232•Transcript available on Metacast We figure out exactly what The Hush Sound sounds like as we listen to “Wine Red,” and several other songs that are definitely not “Wine Red!” Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: We still love Snakes on a Plane ! What is the hush sound? And glory fades, but Gloria does not! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jan 17, 2022•16 min•Ep 231•Transcript available on Metacast What better way to start the new year than to listen to The Lonely Island? This week, Heather and Ramsey have a grand ole time with the soundtrack to Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping! Discover bonus eps, merch and more on our Patreon ! This week: A review of Station Eleven! A tribute to a fallen box turtle! And Seal! All this and so much MORE! Wanna get a shout-out on a future episode? Give us a rating on iTunes ! It helps us, and it helps you feel good about yourself!...
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep 230•Transcript available on Metacast 
