"It's a terrifying world, that's only getting weirder", according to Charlie Clausen CXC. That's how he feels when Saucy Secrets columnist, relationship whisperer, and trend-spotter, Jana Hocking joins us on the podcast. Spring is springing and it's time to ditch the 'cuff' and get back on the apps. If you want to know how to do that safely (or enjoy vicariously) then this is your episode. Because Brat is good, bad boys are tiresome, and Hydralite is your friend (not a sponsor). Also, I thought ...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr•Ep 162•Transcript available on Metacast You can tell Wil and Adam have spent a lot of time together — the banter is fast and funny and every time it almost gets serious the other pulls it back, most often with some sort of dick joke. But there's so much to gain from this listen — Adam shares his comedy origin story, how he pioneered a radio gig as a gay man at a time when the world was less educated, and how he wrestled with personal demons along the way. By the end, the dick jokes die down and the genuinely heartwarming can't help bu...
Sep 25, 2024•2 hr 58 min•Ep 161•Transcript available on Metacast Charlie successfully unlocks a smaller backpack lifestyle but isn't it funny how — just when you think you've figured it out — life keeps dishing up new adversaries? Here come several home improvement tasks that prove difficult for our spatially challenged protagonist. The first is installing new blinds, and later it's a new lawn. His DIY antics lead to a deeper discussion about Spotlight (the shop, #notanad), how to start an AI war, and crack that pack is back, with a fancy jingle! Get tickets ...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 160•Transcript available on Metacast Ex-AFL footballer turned media mogul, Dyl Buckley joins Charlie to chat footy finals but also life, because what is sport if not a reflection of the rollercoaster of life? Dyl reckons some of these finals games have been the best he's ever seen. His grand final tip may surprise you. The chat expands to meditation, handling feedback, collaborating, and finding the flow state. Listen to Dyl and Friends podcast: https://podfollow.com/1417124389 More about Dyl Buckley: https://www.instagram.com/dylb...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep 159•Transcript available on Metacast After one fizzer and one all-time classic, the stage is set for South Melbourne vs Fitzroy Grand Final. Charlie would rather die than dislocate his shoulder twice in one game, Kai Lohmann continues to be a 2 Guys 1 Cup favourite and Wil thinks Isaac Heeney is the real MVP. For the final time this year, the Pocket Profile returns with Giants captain Toby "TF" Greene revealing how many times he's watched The Shawshank Redemption. Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show: https://www...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep 158•Transcript available on Metacast "I don't even really believe in values, it's dog-eat-dog". Writer and comedian Lucinda Price (AKA Froomes) has released a new book and it gives us the chance to explore topics such as body awareness, societal pressure on appearance, and our relationship with healthy eating. Froomes is candid about her experience with plastic surgery and how an unexpected relative changed her family's perspective on it. Also: the nostalgia of Mcdonalds. Follow Froomes on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/frooomes/...
Sep 18, 2024•2 hr 55 min•Ep 157•Transcript available on Metacast After reflecting on the origin story of John Deeks (we never figured it out) Charlie and Wil discuss Charlie's 'Big Cop Energy'. Somehow, a random audience member named Billy ends up on stage. Billy is kicked off stage after he insults Charlie. Master improvisers, Ben Russell and Amy Ruffle join — this leads to an extensive discussion about expensive mermaid costumes. John Deeks helps facilitate a game and the real chaos begins. It's TOFOP live, if you like this, we're doing more shows in Melbou...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep 156•Transcript available on Metacast The podcast and radio worlds of Wil Anderson collide in this special crossover episode featuring Charlie Clausen (Everyone Relax) and Rosie Walton + Daisy Thomas (Triple M Breakfast). Nothing is off limits in this footy-adjacent special including: which AFL star had the most embarrassing car, Wil's obsession with Leigh Matthews, laundry protocols and sock sizing, player etiquette training, and the next band who should play the AFL Grand Final. Check out the Triple M Breakfast podcast for more Wi...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep 155•Transcript available on Metacast After a lacklustre first week of finals, this weekend delivered both on and off the field. What the hell is up with Ken Hinkley and did he have the doctor jab up his lip before the game so no one could read what he was saying? Are the Brisbane Lions like a mix of The Muppet Show and The Expendables? What now for the Giants and why does Chris Fagen look so un-Fagesd? All these questions and more on a new 2 Guys 1 Cup! Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show: https://www.trybooking...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep 154•Transcript available on Metacast An encore episode with Marieke Hardy, first published in 2019. "I really f**king love myself, so life is pretty happy when that's your base level to go back to". Marieke wastes no time getting to the heavy stuff — death, loneliness, hope, therapy, and art as altruism. This is a standout episode from five years ago that still resonates today. Follow Marieke on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/Marieke_Hardy/ Marieke has a podcast! Have a listen: https://podfollow.com/1719926139 Get tickets to TOFO...
Sep 11, 2024•2 hr 47 min•Ep 153•Transcript available on Metacast When they're not recording you'll find them on the yoga mat. Charlie complains about the ads on free-to-air TV. Is there a way to say, "you're a fine piece of work" without sounding like a bitch? Muhammad Ali's two-word poem. Eminem reads the dictionary. John Mayer's racism. The beefs of Taylor Swift part, two. Byron Bay catfish or not. Your letters (who's the best Aussie band of all time). Crack That Pack: Choc chip and marshmallow. Clink the link for TOFOP Live!: https://www.trybooking.com/CUG...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep 152•Transcript available on Metacast What is science? [A: it does not involve lettuce water]. How do you know when someone is listening to you talk? [A: when they're not on their phone]. What does Dr Karl think is the biggest misconception about him? [A: that's he's smart — he's '"a good plagiariser"]. You know Dr Karl from his life as one of Australia's best science communicators, but in a new autobiography he opens up about his personal life. Hear about his fascinating and varied career (including driving taxis), his rich family ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep 151•Transcript available on Metacast In a season where we were told that anyone can win it, it seems like the same old teams that normally win it will. Chad Warner has seven nicknames, but it turns out he might be including some WIP in that list. The Power went out and the Blues fought back, but none of that matters because Kingy released a comedy sketch. Wil and Charlie went to the Dogs game together and there was more action happening around them than on the ground. Plus, a Power fan shares their team rivalries. Get tickets to 2 ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 150•Transcript available on Metacast An encore episode with Kitty Flanagan, first published in August 2019. This is one of our most downloaded episodes so we thought we'd re-share. There's loads of insight here - Kitty's take on animals, cracking the code for touring, and refusing to swallow a corporate pill. Also, it's fascinating to hear Kitty's take on acting, knowing that she would go on to win multiple logies. Follow Kitty on insta: https://www.instagram.com/kittyflanagan/ Keep up with all things Wilosophy and more here 👉 @ev...
Sep 04, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep 149•Transcript available on Metacast Wil and Charlie have some bones to pick while reflecting on the Olympics — in particular, the skateboarding. Are the athletes receiving information through their earbuds? Do these questions reflect how old Charlie is getting? Will this episode be totally out of date by the time it airs? Also, a history of Taylor Swift's beefs. And Crack That Pack returns with a hazelnut twist. Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ ...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep 148•Transcript available on Metacast Comedian, Michelle Brasier is very busy and very interesting and she has a book out and she joined Wil to kick it all around. "When everyone was dying, everyone clams their buttholes up and doesn't know how to talk or look at me. The people who will laugh at me are the people who are dying. People who will go, 'yeah it's all f**ked and isn't it pretty funny, but isn't also really beautiful?' And I think I wanted to make that and offer that because I didn't have it". Follow Michelle on insta: htt...
Sep 02, 2024•59 min•Ep 147•Transcript available on Metacast September means business time and 2 Guys 1 Cup have the ball. The Footy's Broden Kelly (Aunty Donna) joins Wil and Charlie for their first-ever live recording of this podcast. My God Man! Kingy impressions collide, we revisit predictions from the start of the year, bouquets or buckets are awarded, before Broden gives his personal Demons fan rivalry. Plus the vocal minority rejoice — it's the return of Player Profile Pocket. Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax Se...
Sep 01, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep 146•Transcript available on Metacast "We need to shoot for the best possible product we can make and at the same time — and equally as valuable — we must all do it again in a way that we want to do it again tomorrow". Australian acting royalty, Rob Carlton joins Wil to go deep on life, art, and family. Using his new show Willing Participant as a jumping-off point, Rob shares key moments that have shaped his outlook on life, including the time he met Tom Cruise, leading a production crew, and intergenerational trauma. Hurry, get tic...
Aug 28, 2024•2 hr 56 min•Ep 145•Transcript available on Metacast This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in April, 2024. Patreon subscribers get access to bonus content, including first access to TOFOP live shows. The Biggest Hobo chat leads to big guy talk — how often is Wil the biggest guy in the room? Also — how much do Charlie and Wil know about Taylor Swift? And is Taylor Swift's cat really on the BRW rich list? Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ Everyone...
Aug 27, 2024•47 min•Ep 144•Transcript available on Metacast What started as a way to pass time and connect with other comedians during lockdown has turned into a brand new ABC comedy quiz show. NZ comedian, Guy Montgomery turns the traditional spelling bee on its head and it's so good, Charlie's wife watched it the whole way through, and that's pretty good considering she doesn't normally watch that sort of thing. The chat expands to social media use and why Guy values being bored so much, and much more. Hear Guy Montgomery's Wilosophy episode: https://e...
Aug 26, 2024•54 min•Ep 143•Transcript available on Metacast The home and away season is complete and Wil celebrates the Dogs making finals with a disco version of Sons Of The West. Charlie wanted the Saints to get a better draft pick than a win until a Carlton fan trolled in online. What makes a good Kingy impression and does Stevie J have what it takes. Plus, we finally here from a Saints fan about their team rivalries and it's a doozy. Get your tickets for 2 Guys 1 Cup Live!: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGQF Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and mor...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep 142•Transcript available on Metacast Tommy bloody Dassalo has just launched a new special and a custom VIDEO GAME to go with it. The Dum Dum co-pilot joins Wil to talk about those incredible things but also: having cancer as a kid and how that shaped his attitudes toward death, what it was like going to the Hogwarts school of comedy, why he loves clothes, and so much more. No cheat codes necessary— just hit start and play. Watch Tommy's new special and play his video game: https://www.tommydassalo.com/ Listen to Little Dum Dum Club...
Aug 21, 2024•2 hr 53 min•Ep 141•Transcript available on Metacast This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in March, 2024. It kicks off with a question about consolidating all of Wil and Charlie's podcast feeds. Is it working out? And what do the LiSTNR overloads have to do with it? Also, do you read books in the accent of the author? And can everything be voiced by Werner Herzog? Gary Eck Wilosophy reference: https://everyonerelax.co/wilosophy/gary-eck/ Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax Everyone Relax merch, Patreon...
Aug 20, 2024•27 min•Ep 140•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Podcaster Confessions, where the world of podcasting gets personal. This series takes you behind the mic as your favourite podcast hosts swap stories, secrets, and unexpected twists from their own shows. Think you know what goes into making a podcast? Think again. In this special episode, Wil and Charlie sit down with Matt Okine and Alex Dyson from Matt and Alex’s All Day Breakfast. With their shared history in radio and years of broadcasting under their belts, these four have plenty ...
Aug 19, 2024•58 min•Ep 139•Transcript available on Metacast As the Bombers finals hopes become a mathematical impossibility, Wil and Charlie are joined by Podcast Mike to get his take on their not ideal finish to the season. Charlie enjoyed the Saints win over the Cats, but why was his daughter putting a chair in the fridge? We hear rivalries from supporters of two different clubs, including the AFL's unicorn, a Sun's fan. Read Radio Mike's blog: https://radiomike.substack.com/ Get your tickets for 2 Guys 1 Cup Live!: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGQF Kee...
Aug 18, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep 138•Transcript available on Metacast "Every time I have to do something, I'm sitting across from someone I'm enjoying being around". Comedy royalty, Tony Martin gets Wilosophical — hear how he painstakingly documented and taped his live radio show, why he decided to walk every street in Melbourne, and his process for constructing the award-winning imrpov podcast, Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN. The chat nerds out on comedy, as expected, with detours in a questionable Ned Kelly museum, reality TV, and the influence of Spinal Tap. Hear Ton...
Aug 14, 2024•2 hr 7 min•Ep 137•Transcript available on Metacast Chadstone shopping centre turns into Maze Runner when Wil goes searching for a giant bean. Charlie calls for a re-Mujification of certain Muji employees. The episode takes a sharp turn when Charlie addresses the most controversial segment in the podcast's 14-year history: 'Crack that pack'. The biscuit rating segment kicked off a firestorm amongst T-Baggers — you loved it, you hated it, and legal threats look imminent. Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See Wil live: ...
Aug 13, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep 136•Transcript available on Metacast Songwriter and performer, Ben Lee (Cigarettes Will Kill You, Catch My Disease, We're All In This Together) is as generous and fascinating as ever in this chat with Charlie Clausen. He shares his take on embracing failure, why he wants to support the next generation of artists, and how metal nerds shaped his outlook. Also — some of the nitty gritty around making money as an artist in 2024. Follow Ben on insta (recommended) https://www.instagram.com/benleemusic/ Watch film clips from Ben's new alb...
Aug 12, 2024•58 min•Ep 135•Transcript available on Metacast Wil spills the tea on his first meeting as Bulldogs powerbroker, but denies that anyone was beaten to death by Bevo. The Blues season is turning into a nightmare and Wil and Charlie have absolutely nothing to say, but it turns out all those Blues fans were right to keep a lid on it. What does your team's club song sound like with an EDM remix? We hear from a Hawks fan, the only supporters in the AFL with no natural predators. Get your tickets for 2 Guys 1 Cup Live!: https://www.trybooking.com/CU...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 134•Transcript available on Metacast NZ-based comedian, David Correos brings a foot-stomping conversation. His act has been compared to Jackass but his performance and outlook is much more than that. Hear how rave music influenced his comedy, how he learned his act (in the early days) didn't actually have a punchline, and his experience growing up between faiths. We reckon David's the next big thing and not just becasue he's not afraid to perform naked or eat pet food. Follow David on insta: https://www.instagram.com/davidpostoffic...
Aug 07, 2024•2 hr 32 min•Ep 133•Transcript available on Metacast 
