Light the candles and cut the cake! If you made a wish that Kill By Kill drop a special episode, then it’s about to come true! For our Birthday-slash-Podversary, Gena & Patrick are unpacking all the gory details of 1981’s Happy Birthday To Me with the help of writer-at-large for birthmoviesdeath & Fangoria, Anya Stanley!! We ask big questions, like “Is this French Motocross perv a vampire?” and “Why does this character store her shears inside of a mini-coffin?” We also tackle the very idea of ov...
Jul 28, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday! Kill By Kill is back to sink Jason Lives to the bottom of Lake Forest Green, and we’ve brought along podcaster Wendy Mays (Pet Cinematary) to fit a chain around its neck. Along the way, we explore the eccentric, academic reading habits of tween campers, debate whether Jason would ever “pop a hamster into his mouth like a grape,” grapple with tight shots of denim crotches, and appreciate this particular Jason’s fine badonkadonk. Needless to say, things get weird. Plus, we...
Jul 21, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason It's Friday! Gena & Patrick are raising the dead once again, but this time with special guest, TV bigwig Chris Donovan ( @seedonovan ) in tow. In this episode, we talk about Pavlov's orgasm, the difficulty of escape while wearing bear footie slippers, the moment Jason Lives goes full Star Trek, and "the most bouncy sex" in the entire Friday the 13th canon. Plus, we connect the "art" of Rob Liefeld to Jason Voorhees and have a rebellious game of "Choose Your Own Death-venture" as we c...
Jul 07, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast It’s “a messy act” but Kill By Kill is all-new! We’re deep in the heart of Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives and Patrick & Gena bring comedian Adam Peacock (host of the My Neighbors Are Dead podcast) to talk about three minor characters with major issues. In this episode, we consider racist trail marker lesson plans, decide what to name our favorite alcoholic beverages, announce Jason Voorhees as the latest Harlem Globetrotter, and attempt to unpack two of the most insane costuming choices eve...
Jun 23, 2017•56 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast Are you hungry… for more Kill By Kill? Patrick & Gena are back (along with the endlessly funny and talented Becky Wilson) to talk about Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives and the incredible team-building experience that is 80s paintball in the pine barrens! Along the way, we consider Jason Voorhees and his ultimate desire to smash the patriarchy, we try to determine how many holes one can have in their jeans before they cease to qualify as pants, then postulate who would make the hunkiest Jason...
Jun 09, 2017•59 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives! On this episode of Kill By Kill, Gena & Patrick are joined by acclaimed filmmaker Rodney Ascher (Room 237, The Nightmare) to talk about TV’s Horshack, Ron Palillo, and his incredible performance as Alan Dawes. As Rodney points out, “A friend helps you move, a good friend helps you move a body… what kind of friend helps you dig up a body?” In addition, we discuss the power of lightning vs. supernatural lightning, we chase mid-80s suspender tre...
May 26, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast It’s PROM NIGHT and everything is alright... kinda... with this singular Canuxploitation slasher classic starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Leslie Nielsen, and “the oldest teenagers since Grease.” Who's our date for the special episode? Why it is Janel Schermerhorn, the very woman Patrick took to his own senior prom! Oh, and the truth comes out!! Along the way, we wait in vain for the eventual disco-pocalypse, discuss why a dead body would be retrieved by a rope truck, dig into the reason why every Cana...
May 12, 2017•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason… IT’S OVER! Our national nightmare of Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning has come to an end… maybe. Gena & Patrick welcome Zach Powers (of The Revisionists) into the BARN OF DOOM to talk about the last 20 body-dumping minutes in order to discover what type of Pokemon Jason is, connect Part 5 to Mrs. Doubtfire, Lord of the Rings and Die Hard, dig into why the township has banned bras and debate a Halfway House’s need for a mobile bed of spikes. Crotch stabbings, breathing corpses...
Apr 28, 2017•1 hr 21 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s FRIDAY THE 13TH!! If the fact that Episode 24 disappeared still haunts you, you’re not alone. Patrick & Gena are replacing it with this special edition and bringing along two great guests to help us: leader of the Corpse Club & F This Movie, Patrick Bromley, and the co-writer/director of Beyond The Gates, Jackson Stewart! Both of them love Part 5: A New Beginning and they’re here to defend the indefensible as we decide if this movie has an “accidental snuff film” feeling, debate...
Apr 14, 2017•2 hr 34 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason It’s APRIL FOOL’S DAY!! That’s right - we interrupt this regularly scheduled massacre to delve into one of the finest horror comedy spoofs ever produced - the underappreciated slasher satire of Student Bodies. Returning guest Phil Gonzales (Deep In Bear Country) joins us to relive a funny nightmare filled with horse head bookends, militant virgins, and low-cost babysitters. Did we mention horse head bookends? Find out why Jamie Lee Curtis’ Birthday is such a deadly day, how to repair...
Mar 31, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - have we got a wild one for you this week! The hilarious writer/performer Alex Alexander is here to talk about Ethel & Junior Hubbard: the mother and son duo who put the “ick” in “Hicksploitation.” Along the way, we’re unpacking all the gory details behind this town’s serious enchilada importation problem, how NOT to use your kitchen as a marijuana grow house, the thorny issues of the “utensil-ly challenged” and discover how Friday the 13th Part 5 is exactly like a skunk...
Mar 17, 2017•56 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason we found two characters we actually like in this movie!! The delightful Ashlee Blackwell of graveyardshiftsisters.com joins us to dig up everything we can about Demon and Anita, from their super sweet threads to their adorable crooning - we cover all 4 minutes they're onscreen in depth. Plus, we discover Part 5's musical orgasm over calm driving footage, neon sign-induced violence, and the charm of Reggie the Reckless. All that and a new Choose Your Own Deathventure when you take a b...
Mar 03, 2017•42 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's Friday! The Kill By Kill podcast is back, and we're still haunted by Jason... or Roy. Frankly, Patrick & Gena are almost broken by A New Beginning. Thankfully, Scream 101 host and blumhouse.com writer Brennan Klein is here to help them attempt to regain their sanity as they talk dirty about filthy hobos, loud vs. short lovemaking, sex robots, and the dazzling wit on display in Part 5. Plus, we see our way out in a round of Choose Your Own Deathventure! You bring the blanket; we'...
Feb 17, 2017•55 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast Hey Killers! Love is in the air and a maniac is on the loose... sounds like the perfect Valentine's Day to us. Gena and Patrick put their hearts into this special episode and brought dazzlingly funny Becky Wilson along for the creepy, mine cart ride to talk the '81 Canuxploitation classic My Bloody Valentine. Along the way, we talk "coal miner fetishes," mouth organ duels, and bear witness to the worst law enforcement in Kill By Kill history. All that and a heartfelt edition of Choose Your Own D...
Feb 10, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you still say, “Thank Jason it’s Friday” - you’re not alone! That’s right, killers - it’s the moment Patrick and Gena have dreaded since committing to their stay in Camp Crystal Lake: we’re watching Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning. Thankfully, we’re joined by the glorious presence of John Brandon (of the Square Roots podcast) to help us in this terrible time of need. We open with an incredible sprint across SIX CHARACTERS because we know next to nothing about most of them. We discuss ...
Feb 03, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast Need a distraction? Well, Thank Jason it’s Friday - the Kill By Kill Podcast is here to help. Gena & Patrick are sadly closing the book on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, but we have the support of Clint Worthington from the Alcohollywood podcast to help them! Along the way, we discuss new craft selections for Jason’s Crystal Lake Swap Meet stand, the disturbing connection between The Final Chapter and every other Tennessee Williams play, Tommy’s Uncle Fester cosplay, and celebrate the eleva...
Jan 20, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s the first Friday of 2017, and we’re celebrating a new year with an all-new Kill By Kill. On this episode, we’re joined by author (Joss Whedon: A Biography) and podcast host (Ladies Love Paul Rudd) Amy Pascale to say goodbye to Ted, Doug & Sara. Along the way, we discover the hidden connection between Harry Manfredini’s soundtrack and “choo choo” trains, pitch a swell sounding 16 month-calendar idea based around Patrick’s semi-nude body, solve the Bottom/Top Bunk Dilemma and dig ...
Jan 06, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's Friday! For this edition of Kill By Kill, we’re joined by Film Director Jeremy Kasten (The Wizard of Gore, Attic Expeditions) to learn what it’s really like to be on a movie set with Crispin Glover. Along the way, we attempt to uncover the mystery of Mrs. Jarvis’ missing first name, expose the kind of person who samples a dip with their fingers, and learn of Jason Voorhees’ secret life as a Swap Meet Craft Salesman. Plus, we try to find out why anyone would stock a rental cabin ...
Dec 23, 2016•56 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's Friday - Kill By Kill is back, and so is our deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13th: THE FINAL CHAPTER ! This week, we're bringing Shannon Campe from the Stage of Fools podcast along for all the skinny dipping fun. In this episode, we discuss “reputations” and how to get them, the likelihood of a Three Stooges impression succeeding as a seduction technique, and Jason’s most unlikely new skill: swimming. Plus virginal elbows, interpretive dance... AND TWIIIINNS! All that and a new round ...
Dec 09, 2016•51 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - cause we’re opening our books to THE FINAL CHAPTER of Friday the 13th . This week, network TV honcho Jen Titus joins Gena & Patrick to launch the new series “CSI: Crystal Lake, we learn what a Nurse With Benefits is, and finally, consider the advantages of a “front banana pocket” vs. “summer medical kimono!!” All that and a ripping rendition of Choose Your Own Deathventure for your listening pleasure! Enjoy “ignorance and a snack” today. Part of the BLEAV Network . Get ...
Nov 25, 2016•42 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - Gena and Patrick are joined by Clint Worthington of the Alcohollywood podcast as the days of “coming’ at ya” are coming to an end. We bid adieu to Friday the 13th Part 3D by wondering what it takes to make someone “burn down a barn” mad at Jeff Ross, discover which character has been described as “the Main Deuteragonist,” explore the career of Jason Voorhees: Exterior Decorator and learn the secret behind the all-new #SadSandwich! All that - plus a new Choose Your Own D...
Nov 11, 2016•1 hr•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast 'Tis the season.. of the Witch! Also, the time when Gena & Patrick take a night off from Camp Crystal Lake to head over to Haddonfield, IL for a visit. What's the worst that can happen? Oh boy! Easily flammable trucks, Judith Myers "1 minute man" boyfriend and Bug Snake Head commerce! Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes exclusively on Patreon ! Artwork by Josh Hollis: joshhollis.com Kill By Kill theme by Revenge Body. For the full-length version and more great ...
Oct 31, 2016•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Shocktober is almost done, but the Kill By Kill podcast keeps returning from the dead to haunt your earbuds. In this episode, we welcome back Phil Gonzales (of the Deep In Bear Country podcast) to help us pay our disrespects to Chuck & Chili from FRIDAY THE 13th 3D !! We debate how many scenes of men pooping does one 3D movie need, suss out the best place to hide drugs on your person, and decide what character is best described as a “Manwich.” All that and a shocking rendition of Choose Your Own...
Oct 28, 2016•30 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast We. Are not. Alone. That's right, Campers - inaugural guest Phil Gonzales (of the Deep In Bear Country podcast) joins us as we discuss this week's dearly deceased: Andy & Debbie from FRIDAY THE 13th 3D !! Along the way, we have the longest discussion anyone has ever had about having sex in a hammock, crack open the TWO novelizations of Part 3D that were produced, and uncover Gena's spiral staircase blindness. Plus, we play the Choose Your Own Death-venture round of everyone's dreams... weirdly. ...
Oct 21, 2016•41 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast That Jason it’s Shocktober! We are back-to-back with another killer episode talking FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3D !! It’s time to rap with Aunt Gena and Drunkle Patrick about being “a Shelly.” Bottom line: just don’t! We delve into the true value of juggling, consider life before Craigslist, and debate how many masks to bring for a weekend getaway with complete strangers. Oh - we’re getting all Dr. Phil up in here! Plus, what is up with Jason’s strut, and which end will you pick when you Choose Your O...
Oct 14, 2016•41 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast It’s Shocktober - and that means you get TWICE the Kill By Kill than recommended by a doctor! In this episode, Gena & Patrick shop around FRIDAY THE 13th 3D for more characters to examine, “enjoy the thrill” of casual racism from more convenience store owners, discuss how many punches they can take from an orangutan and then meet the community theatre troupe/biker gang of Fox (the hot chick), Ali (the guy with chains) and Loco (balding white guy). Plus, we are introduced to the most important ch...
Oct 07, 2016•30 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast We are adding a whole new dimension to the Kill By Kill podcast as we begin our eye-popping journey into FRIDAY THE 13th 3D ! In this episode, we delve into the dangerous world of Crystal Lake convenience stores/model train museums, discuss why having a toilet in your stockroom may violate a health code or two, and debate whether Steve Miner makes a better movie director or a fake news anchor. Plus, you’ll learn the secret recipe to a #MississippiPinwheel - which is exactly like the two characte...
Sep 30, 2016•34 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast It’s B-B-B-Bonus Time, Killers! Gena and Patrick are back a week early to explore all the hidden depths of the unlikely 1980s 3D film boom... and eventual bust. Along the way, we hit all the many highs and truly deplorable lows, including melted laser faces ( Treasure of the Four Crowns ) soaking in Satan’s jacuzzi ( Amityville 3D ) and even chewing on the star power of Jaws 3D ’s Simon MacCorkindale. We promise this is the only podcast you’ll listen to this week that discusses Parasite 's oven ...
Sep 23, 2016•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast The end is nigh - but Kill By Kill is all new! In this episode, we morn the end of FIRDAY THE 13th PART 2 , but not before learning all about what kind of sweater to wear for sexy results, debate whether Mrs. Voorhees participated in Take Your Son To Work Day and realize that our “woke bae” count remains frozen at zero. Plus, you’ll discover the secret recipe for #CorpseJuice and so much more. Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes exclusively on Patreon ! Artwork by Jos...
Sep 16, 2016•42 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - we are back at Camp Not Actually Crystal Lake and digging into more characters from FIRDAY THE 13th PART 2 ! In this episode, we tease the mystery behind Jersey girl hair and explore our killer’s 6th sense for a person’s “f**k style” while we banter about the passing of Jeff, Sandra, and Mark. Discover how arm wrestling can lower your libido and the definition of #SadSandwich. Plus, we play a revealing round of Choose Your Own Deathventure. This might almost be done wit...
Sep 02, 2016•27 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast 
