Want cake?! Well, youre in luck as we page through the first of our new five-volume series exploring the classic George A. Romero and Stephen King collab, CREEPSHOW! And here, demanding his own slice of the Fathers Day segment, is one of the gang from We Hate Movies and Returning Champion to Kill By Kill, Stephen Sajdak!! Along the way, we talk undead reactions to Oscar winners, investigate the regenerative powers of Jim Beam, consider Ed Harris many disco faces, evaluate our Renaissance Fair to...
Sep 30, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast Hold us close because were teetering over the edge as we discuss the season - if not the series - finale of Hannibal on the DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch! Your eyes do not deceive you - this is the second episode of the week!! But its not all good news as we peruse the menu of Season 3s final episode, The Wraith of the Lamb! We discuss the shows difficulty with keeping red food coloring and Karo syrup in stock, we wonder what the Murder Stab Motels Yelp reviews must be like, and compare Will ...
Sep 23, 2022•31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Goodness, gracious, rolling wheelchairs on fire!! Were in the home stretch as for the first episode of this double-header DISH BY DISH Friday, we dig into the penultimate Hannibal episode of season 3 - The Number of the Beast is 666!! We get demonic right away with Children of the Corns tech prowess, we rank who is second smartest in the cast next to Hannibal, we ask if its possible to have sympathy for Dr. Chilton, and we luxuriate in our new favorite quote from the show, quantifiably bitchy. P...
Sep 23, 2022•28 min•Transcript available on Metacast You can check in to the Bates Motel, but then you need to check out Kill By Kill as we explore the highly underrated PSYCHO II! Along the way we discuss how where Norman fits in Reagans America, debate why the Bates fruit cellar turns so many couples on, consider the erotic power of toasted cheese sandwiches, Patrick spills his behind-the-scenes A Christmas Carol cast stories, uncover the films crooked path to the screen, unpack the films deep sympathy for the plight of its characters within the...
Sep 16, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast In todays second DISH BY DISH, were under siege as we explore the 11th episode of Hannibals 3rd season, and the Beast from the Sea! Along the way, we delve into the possibility that this particular ep might qualify as filler, consider what eating a priceless painting will do to your digestive tract, celebrate Francis in tiny boxer briefs, and unpack that nerve-shredding home invasion scene! Plus, we lament the exclusion of one of our favorite Manhunter scenes, and we attempt to solve the mystery...
Sep 09, 2022•29 min•Transcript available on Metacast For our first episode of DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project of the day, were looking to make a meal of Season 3, Episode 10 and the Woman Clothed in the Sun! Along the way, we delve into our feelings about Baz Luhrmanns ELVIS, our varying levels of knick knack usage, we explore the very nature and reality of sex within the show, and we do a complete compare and contrast of all the Red Dragon lets touch a tiger sequences!! All this, plus we nosh on our favorite paintings and go deep into th...
Sep 09, 2022•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Grab some beers, the ugliest frat guys you can find, and perhaps a corpse you found in the pool because were ready to pledge to THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW!! And heres to help us graduate into Greek life is actress (Friday the 13th Part VI: The New Blood) and author of All The Girls In Town, Staci Greason ! Along the way, we discuss hot scalpels, debate how to convince someone to stick their head out of a toilet, super tiny feet, psychology via x-ray, develop the stages of Banana Town our main cha...
Sep 02, 2022•2 hr 30 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast Were making art this week on a new episode of DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project as we dig into Season 3s And the Woman Clothed with the Sun. Along the way, we explore file delivery systems, wonder where all the sexy Frankensteins are, consider the idea that Francis Dolarhyde here is a BSY (born sexy yesterday) character, and openly question whether the flashbacks occur during the Dust Bowl. All this, plus we get into the weeds about how one introduces dragons into your role-play, enabling...
Aug 26, 2022•33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its all coming back around again as we drive straight into the disaster that is FINAL DESTINATION 2! And along for the ride is a Returning Champion, the one - the only - Elissa Wagner ! Once the danger starts barreling out of control at us, we discuss Jason Voorhees Murder Island, the fear of driving behind wood, the films hidden connection to Ratatouille, the franchise's most useless conspiracy theory, we wonder how you get the VIP suite at the insane asylum, we celebrate another run-in with To...
Aug 19, 2022•2 hr 30 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Its time for us to become DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project, and were transforming in front of your very eyes! Weve reached the home stretch of Season 3 as we start The Great Red Dragon and discuss the many versions of Francis Dolarhyde, how much Anthony Hopkins deflated the balloon of his version of Hannibal, and surprise Chris Elliot cameos! All this, plus sexy Tolkien dwarfs, too many back muscles, and filling out My Big Book of Heinous Murders. Dinner is served, people!! Part of the B...
Aug 12, 2022•41 min•Transcript available on Metacast We are tipping over the trashcan this week on Kill By Kill as we descend into the allegorical, the phantasmagorical, and the uncanniest valley-cal as we desperately try to make any kind of sense out of the truly terrifying CATS. Yes, that CATS! You asked for it. You demanded it! Now, we all have to suffer for it as we explore the madness of constant ear-twitching, the terror of unzipping your own skin as a costume change, and the unnerving intensity of Dame Judy Denchs unflinching stare as she i...
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast Shipped directly from Italy, were uncorking a wild episode of DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project talking Season 3s Digestivo!! Along the way, we imbibe with a few Patrick gets blackout drunk stories, Chiyohs many heel and face turns, delve into what the Mason Verger job interview must be like, and call 911 due to lack of body juice. All this, plus a tasty new edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and a minor - SPOILER FILLED - and anti-Timberlake-laced discussion about the Hannibal-adja...
Jul 29, 2022•37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hunt the most dangerous game with us, you beautiful motherf*ckers, as we talk about the 1987 action/horror hybrid, PREDATOR, with the help of fandom smut expert and Returning Champion Megan Sunday ( Lets Get Weirding podcast )!! Thats right, were digging into each character along the way and exploring the films unusual path to the screen before we get to the real reasons you listen to Kill By Kill: second-tier Super Punch-Out character traits, who lied to the FBI, stealth mesh shirts, Gene Nufe ...
Jul 22, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast Hannibal is back on the run, and were sprinting after Episode 6 of Season 3 on DISH BY DISH! Thats right, get into making deals with crooked cops, spy blood-covered hotties walking the streets of Florence, confront bad roommates who are cannibals or cannabis smokers, witness robot side-eyes, and consider what the Mason Verger hiring process must be like. All this, plus we explore why everyone on the show is so damn unkillable, even when they take a full Fred Gwinn! So crack open a good friends s...
Jul 15, 2022•35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Were all very tired, no one trusts anyone and were all talking about the 1982 classic, John Carpenters THE THING!! Thats right, we dig into our first experiences with the film, what makes those Rob Bottins creatures so disturbing, which Outpost 31 character we really do trust, THING$, roller boogie, and get into why everyone looks to MacCready for approval. All this plus our hottest Thing Theories and the many, many reasons why you shouldnt leave your dirty drawers in the kitchen. Its a truly tr...
Jul 08, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast Fannibals, we are back! Thats right, were serving up a new episode of DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project talking about Season 3s fifth episode, Contorno - and were asking all the big questions: Who gets Throw Mama From The Traind? Do birds really transport snails via poop? Do most Italians experience a midlife crisis and go searching for cannibals to feel young? Plus, we question Alanas allegiances, consider luxury caboose costs, and examine inappropriate ash-spreading techniques! Everythi...
Jul 01, 2022•27 min•Transcript available on Metacast There are all sorts of ways that we could celebrate thousands of hours, hundreds of movies, and six entire years of Kill By Kill. And yet, theres only one film that can do this moment in history justice: the 1983 Charles Band cheapie, PARASITE 3D!! Thrill at the sight of a burnt oven mitt with teeth!! Spill all sorts of goo on Runaways lead singer Cherie Curry!! Mill about with Demi Moores weird little ex-husband who really doesnt know what to do with his hands when the camera is turned in his d...
Jun 24, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast What happens when Dr. Chilton goes limping his loose set of bones, cartilage, and teeth around to gather allies to capture Hannibal (the Cannibal) (Copywrite: Dr. Chilton)? The phrase hard pass gets tossed around a lot! On the latest edition of DISH BY DISH: A Hannibal Rewatch Project, Season 3 - Episode 4 Apertivo, bask in the good work of Baltimores best florists, talk cast swaps, enjoy heavy flirtations, say goodbye to Bella, and wonder exactly how much money you save sailing to Europe. All t...
Jun 17, 2022•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sometimes, a hottie washes up on shore and sweeps you away in a tide of blood and vampire laser sex, and sometimes, your recording schedule gets blown to bits by forces beyond your control. Thats where we find ourselves this week as we needed to dip into the Patreon archives and unearth our episode discussing 1979s DRACULA!! Dont worry - its a super fun convo talking about the worst to least-worst Jonathan Harkers in cinema history, the horny diaries of Frank Langella, the bizarre reality of I L...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Head back to the beginning with us, Dish By Dish: A Hannibal Rewatch Project listeners - all the way back to Castle Lecter as we dig into Season 3s Secondo! Were talking wine for prisoners, the joy of cooking humans, murder pranks, and the pains of dining room blood clean-up. All this, plus a tasty new Choose Your Own Deathventure, and Hannibals wackiest suit yet! Dress up for dinner, wont you? Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes exclusively on Patreon ! Artwork by Jo...
Jun 03, 2022•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast This time, its a podcast! Thats right, were talking about one of the movies that made us, the 1986 action-horror classic ALIENS! Along the way, we introduce the idea of using gloves with a facehugger, villains in pink sweaters, opening up a bra shop, and debate about how many bones are too many bones to wear as decoration. All this, plus we break down every character and make fun of Rambo: First Blood Part 2. Why not? Its our right!! Torn Hearts , starring Katey Sagal, is now available On Digita...
May 27, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Our Murder Husband Italian adventure continues as we discuss season 3, episode 2 of HANNIBAL!! Along the way, we dig into veggie talk, open blood elevators, unfold corpse origami, dip into il mostro de Firenze backstory, debate Italian cop problems, consider suitcase markers for cannibals, and attempt to list Will Grahams marketable skills. Also, how big was Hannibals basement? Take the trip of a lifetime (and deathtime) with us!! Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes exclusively on...
May 20, 2022•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast We were warned. We are doomed. We finally looked ahead at the calendar after doing this show for nearly six years and figured out that we should talk about FRIDAY THE 13th on Friday the 13th! Thats right, we asked for questions, and no, its time to cough up the answers about the most pressing Voorhees family forearm-related subjects we could muster! Does Jason eat pine cones? Would JJ make a better final girl in Part 8? Which character would make the best Kill By Kill co-host? There are no stupi...
May 13, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 is served!! Thats right, were talking about HANNIBALs third and final (so far) delicious season of TV as DISH BY DISH returns to the airwaves! We talk suitcase packing, Anna Torv + white wine, murder husbands, Gillian Anderson going full Hitchcock Blonde, chill victims, snail close-ups, and the shows extensive history of complete bores. All this, plus a savory Choose Your Own Deathventure, and this episodes dynamite tribute to a Kill By Kill favorite, 1981s JUST BEFORE DAWN!! Season 3 i...
May 06, 2022•42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Alert!! We have a groundbreaking Animal Attack April emergency! With Gena unable to join us, Patrick called an audible - and his house family - to record an episode covering the fantastic 1990 cult classic, TREMORS. Along the way, Patrick, Becky & Oliver discuss the right kind of Thor hair, why you shouldnt start a movie with a guy peeing, belt buckle adjustments, the rules of Land Sharks, and we gauge Olis interest in seeing Blood Beach and John Carpenters Prince of Darkness. All this, plus...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Are they vengeance? Are they very fuzzy and cute killers? Its an honest question cause were talking 1979s NIGHTWING with film producer and Salem Horror Fest director Kay Lynch for Animal Attack April! Along the way, we discuss the films terrible representation of both Indigenous people and bats, why this movie owes Jaws some residuals, the serious fuck them wives energy of the Christian missionaries, and we dig into bats hiding down your shirt. All this, plus a very flighty edition of Choose You...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast In this volume of Animal Attack April, were bringing terror to a whole new dimension. A third one, if we must be specific, as we talk 1983s JAWS 3D with Mikey Neumann of Youtubes Movies With Mikey and MovieJoy!! We go beneath the surface to ask the big questions, like: Is this a legacy sequel? Why cant the Brody family stay out of the ocean? Who was in charge of focusing the camera, and why were they banned from the set half the time? Does working at SeaWorld age a person? Is this the only film ...
Apr 15, 2022•2 hr 44 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast Its farm-to-table mayhem as Animal Attack April continues with the wonderful 1980 flick ALLIGATOR! We do a full death roll into this incredible motion picture with #1 Giant Animal expert and Returning Champion Megan Sunday ( Lets Get Weirding podcast )! Along the way, we examine the films misrepresented Chicago location, why Ramon (our #1 Boy) is framed for pooping behind the washing machine, keep an eye out for bad graffiti, and uncover the Ghoulie in a toilet conspiracy! All this, plus serious...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Its Animal Attack April, so get your hoses ready cause were going deep while talking about the grimy, blood-soaked corridors of 1990s GRAVEYARD SHIFT with the e help of Returning Champion and My Neighbors Are Dead host Adam Peacock!! Along the way, Patrick pitches a Remy-Terminator hybrid, Adam wants to talk about the Cobra and Broken Arrow, and Gena feels that OSHA should get involved in this giant vermin-infested cotton mill! All this plus filthy hunks, Howie Long screams, Maine adjacent accen...
Apr 01, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast Witness the horror that only Central California can conjure as we hit Solvang for 1980s THE UNSEEN with EIC of FANGORIA & Returning Champion, Phil Nobile Jr. ! Thats right, we dig into Phils criminal connection to the film, wonder how something so wrong can turn out so right, visit an all-new Barn of Doom, discover the formula to getting away with the perfect crime and exploring the feminist filmmaking of Danny women look at themselves naked all the time Steinmann. All this, plus a grating v...
Mar 25, 2022•2 hr 33 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast 
