Congratulations, it’s a… new episode of Kill By Kill!! Patrick & Gena welcome a new edition to the franchise and talk A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child with the help of gear guru Jamie Grayson . Along the way, we dig into Dan’s problematic denim addition, old-timey underwear suits, amusement park retirement plans, Peanuts sex, and so, so much more! Plus, we learn what happens when a baby has “a case of the E.T.s,” play a difficult round of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and you’ve ...
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast Trademark Satan! John Huston Climbs Stairs! Sex On Fur Coats! Since Patrick is off to haunt Europe, we’re dipping into the archives and unlocking one of our favorite "listener pick" Patreon episodes: the Italian devil-sploitation freakout classic, The Visitor! Gena revels in every Shelly Winters line reading while Patrick starts to go insane just trying to recount the plot of this Omen-meets-Star Wars mashup as a satanic cabal attempt to take over the world by propping up the new owner...
Aug 23, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Karate Goth! The Acquired Skill of Asthma! The Nunchuck Theory of Sigmund Freud! We finally master A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master with the help of Returning Champion and fantastic writer Jude Ellison S. Doyle (Trainwreck, Maw, The Neighbors) as we delve into important subjects like falling asleep in the middle of a poop, how to order gum in a restaurant, invisible man brawls, deeply unattractive running, sensual dojos and how Freddy’s unemployment drives his need to make TV commer...
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Cool Guy/Jock Paradox! Freddy In Drag! Sleep Demon Regrets! The new episode of Kill By Kill has it all as Patrick and Gena are reunited with writer and Horror Noire producer Ashlee Blackwell of graveyardshiftsisters.com . Along the way, we discuss fire-water suplexes, Freddy’s vacation photo etiquette, and the "She’s All That" maneuver - plus a little game of Choose Your Own Deathventure! It’s time to suck face with destiny, people!! Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes e...
Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast Karate Kidding! Chekhov’s Cockroach! Drunk Dad Energy! The students of Nightmare on Elm Street films have arrived at the feet of the Dream Master! In this slightly disjointed episode, Patrick & Gena get the lay of the land before being joined by Retuning Champion, Brennan Klein of Attack of the Queerwolf to talk flaming dog pee, hot crocodiles, and Andy Sidaris centerfolds before a rousing edition of Choosing Your Own Deathventure. This one is like “a heart attack on a one-way street” or som...
Jul 12, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Chainsaws it’s Friday! We’re putting it all together for the 1982 cult classic Pieces, so Patrick and Gena assembled a dream team consisting of Returning Champion Megan Sunday ( Let’s Get Weirding podcast ) and… that’s it. Why would we need anything else when the movie already has Giallo Will Ferrell, Kung Fu professors, pronouncing Willard as “Will-Lard,” and the guy from Pod People’s dick? Also, is this movie a stealth remake of Student Bodies? All that, plus the return of Choose Your Ow...
Jun 21, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Like John Saxon arriving on a cloud of fairy dust, the time has come to bury A Nightmare on Elm Street in hallowed ground. There’s no one better suited to help Gena & Patrick with that task than our own personal Wizard Master and Returning Champion, Omar Najam ( Thanks For Questing ). Along the way, we learn how John Saxon pays his bills, Gena shares some “Cool Dad” stories, wonder if Freddy has what it takes to make a run in 2020, and consider how much body glitter is too much body glitter....
Jun 07, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! Patrick & Gena are ready to re-enter the battlefield that is Dream Warriors with a little help from Bryan Christopher ( dailydead.com , Rue Morgue Magazine ). In this episode, we ponder the great mystery that is Dr. Expository, we uncover the Nightmare on Elm Street version of a #GetBunked, what incident reaches “Hot Fuzz-levels of denial,” and we indulge in a little Jack Palance-off. All that, plus we do battle in the arena of Choose Your Own Death-venture! Get rea...
May 24, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast This Friday, the Dreams FIGHT BACK! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are ready to take on the much-beloved Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors with Returning Champion, the effervescent & entertaining Stephanie Crawford ( The Screamcast ). Along the way, we talk about going full Freddy for your birthday, we all attempt Elaine Parker voices, we try to flowchart a Dokken song, track unmonitored pillows, and we stay on the lookout for obvious dummies. All this, and we play a brand new game...
May 10, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! We’re back and ready to get our final Revenge with the help of our returning champion, John Brandon (Square Roots podcast). We finish out Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2 with a little boiled bacon, flaming wieners, Elm Street key parties, Freddy hates decorative plates and table settings, and the return of Boom Box Teen! All this, plus a Party Size version of Choose Your Own Death-venture, and you’ve got a get-together to DIE FOR! Listen to John's fantastic gaming pod, S...
Apr 26, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! It’s time once again to combine the body and brains of Patrick & Gena to talk Freddy’s Revenge with the help of two of our favorite #HorrorQueers, Joe Lipsett and Trace Thurman! We break it all down, including what’s in Jesse’s drawers, balls, “polite fisting,” small-town gay bar tan lines, balls, delayed reactions, towel-snapping day jobs, balls, a conspiracy theory that replaces Kim Myers with Meryl Streep, morning wood, rattan floor dry humping, and the holy of h...
Apr 12, 2019•2 hr 31 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast That Red It's Friday! In this emergency broadcast of Kill By Kill, Gena & Patrick dig deep to discuss Jordan Peele's modern horror masterpiece, US. Haven't had a chance to see it yet? You'll get a quick spoiler-free review up top before we start connecting the dots and tethering our best theories to this smashing new film! Along the way, we talk about the best time of day to watch a horror movie in the theater, why the devil lies in the details, and ponder what the hell the deal is with all ...
Mar 29, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! Daddy can’t help you anymore now that Patrick & Gena are subject to Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. Here to help us match this body and brain together is Terry Mesnard of Gayly Dreadful & the Scarred For Life podcast!! Along the way, we learn why Pot Hurts, we begin the process of pointing out all the many cocks & balls on display, we get an onscreen boner, and our guest remixes the lullaby into “1-2, Freddy wants inside of you.” Also, a BIRD EX...
Mar 15, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast Well, there goes the neighborhood! In our first break of the new season, Patrick & Gena attempt to flip Amityville II: The Possession with the help of our pal, Megan Dooley. Along the way, we talk filth dungeons, unconvincing priest toupees, too much bladder work, and “fly strips gathered together in the shape of a human,” known as Burt Young. It’s Law & Order: Haunted House Special Victims Unit from the beginning, so believe us when we say CONTENT WARNING. This episode contains sensitiv...
Mar 01, 2019•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Wrap it up like a killer’s murder weapon and stash it inside your furnace - we’re closing out our coverage of the original Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the Sassy Sledgehammer herself, Diandra Lazor ( Fred Heads documentary ). Along the way, we get procedural with Law & Order: Elm Street, we meet “Chunky Fred” and “Crispy Joyce” and find yet another insane piece of animal-related wall art! All this, plus the return of everyone’s favorite pastime: Choose Your Own Deathventure! Say ...
Feb 15, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! Don’t hit the snooze button just yet - Gena & Patrick are back to talk about the 2nd act of A Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the delightful actor, burlesque performer & horror enthusiast Elissa Wagner . Along the way, we wonder if a “wet Freddy” is still scary, change the name of Nancy’s “wine mom” to Joyce, and experience the joys of Rod’s “cocaine sweats.” All this and the entire podcast derails after the craziest pieces of background art since #fuck...
Feb 01, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Freddy it’s Friday! In this special Episode 0 edition of Kill By Kill, Gena & Patrick share their very first experiences with the Nightmare On Elm Street franchise and mine the depths of their Craven obsessions. We talk about pop collections, high school burnouts, Corey Haim’s 976-line, and using Crystal Pepsi as a receptacle for your tears. We also get personal about our attachments to Freddy and why we love the franchise to this day. So grab your jump rope, full-length nightgown, and...
Jan 11, 2019•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Most Wonderful Time of the Year isn’t over until Billy says so. This week, Gena & Patrick attempt to wrap up Black Xmas (2006) in a bow with the help of Suzen Kruglnska (The Shining 237 podcast) . Among the many presents we find under the tree, we debate sex tape recognition factors, propose that the film is a secret reboot of The Facts of Life, and find out who Gena describes as “another mysterious a-hole.” Plus, our stockings are overstuffed with Choose Your Own Deathventure and a twist en...
Jan 04, 2019•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Billy it’s Black Xmas! Patrick & Gena have a sack full of questions to lob at the 2006 remake, and they brought along the always incredible Heather Wixson (dailydead.com & Corpse Club pod) to help us decide if it’s naughty, nice, or just plain weird. Along the way, we discuss the Bob Clark original, wonder if this is a stealth Scrooged reboot, we enjoy the cinematic glory that is watching someone text via ten-digit keypad, and observe the least sexy sex tape in a good long while. All this ...
Dec 21, 2018•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason… IT’S OVER! That’s right, Killers - we’ve reached the very end of the Friday the 13th franchise. It only took Patrick & Gena two and a half years, but we’re finally going to bury the hatchet into the face of our beloved Jason Voorhees. Before we go, we wrap up coverage of the 2009 reboot by trying to figure out why Jason needs a jacket, wonder how many farm implements Donnie had sexual relations with, and consider which character goes full Yosemite Sam on us. Then we’re joined by the...
Dec 07, 2018•2 hr 44 min•Ep 58•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Cage it’s Thanksgiving! This is an emergency broadcast of the Kill By Kill system: Patrick royally screwed the schedule by jetting off to New York City like some kind of “Fancy Lad,” and that meant we were unable to record our final Friday the 13th 2009 episode on time. Rather than miss our regular launch date, we’re giving everyone access to our very first Patreon episode covering the incredible sword-and-cenobite horror fantasy Mandy, directed by Panos Cosmatos. Along the way, we talk "j...
Nov 23, 2018•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - it’s time for the return of Kill By Kill to our bread and butter: Friday the 13th. Here to help Gena & Patrick make sense of mayhem is the ever-delightful writer and host Alicia Lutes (The Nerdists' Fangirling) with some keen observations about the 2009 reboot. We’re in the thick of the body count, which means we have plenty of time to talk about neck fetishes, pitch a new limited series called Tuesdays With Jason, drink a hot cup of class rage, and muse about the best ...
Nov 09, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Ep 57•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Michael it’s Halloween! It’s the Night That We Came Home from the new Halloween 2018, and we have plenty to say about the year’s biggest horror release. SPOILER WARNING - plot twists and turns are explored in detail - so make sure you’ve seen the movie if you want to remain “pure.” We talk about it all, from wacky tonal shifts to an exercise yard full of part-time werewolves. We also dip into our favorite characters (#CopOLantern) and least favorite (Dr. Hummas That Makes You Poop), plus w...
Oct 26, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s October, and we are back with a scare-filled edition of the Kill By Kill podcast! Patrick & Gena welcome our special guest, author of Our Lady of the Inferno, Preston Fassel , as we tackle very serious subjects like Jason’s ideal hair look, the pros and cons of water-skiing topless vs. bottomless and the origin of the Voorhees Batcave. All this, plus a very shabby edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and you’ve got a Halloween treat that does the trick! Part of the BLEAV Net...
Oct 12, 2018•1 hr 15 min•Ep 56•Transcript available on Metacast Jump in your giant SUV and gather that group of friends that barely know one another!! We are all new as Gena & Patrick welcome the very funny Omar Najam ( Thanks For Questing ) to the show to help us talk about the least death-filled segment of Friday the 13th (2009). In this episode, we discuss why “Spider Summer” is our least favorite new season, we spitball some Normcore Haunts, we wonder how Crystal Lake is benefiting from the Voorhees economy and consider the possibility that Jason is a Di...
Sep 28, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Ep 55•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday yet again! That’s right, we’ve rebooted Kill By Kill to coincide with the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th and brought along the effervescent Megan Duffy (of the MANIC remake and the Fear Initiative podcast) to help us tell the difference between baby oil and bug repellent and so much more! Along the way, we debate why “typewriter font” is a bad choice for Jason, we debate the best “murder outfit” for Mrs. Voorhees, we add a little jazzy bass to make things sexier, and fill...
Sep 14, 2018•1 hr 21 min•Ep 54•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Arnold it’s Friday! Our final assault on Commando happens in this episode as Patrick & Gena welcome the hilarious host of My Neighbors Are Dead and Returning Champion, Adam Peacock back onto the program to help us take out a record number of kills - 51 to be exact! Adding to the pile of dead bodies, we discuss what a rocket launcher’s instruction manual reads like, we attempt to get into the mindset of a suicidal jeep, we consider why a certain mustache appears in the film so many times, a...
Aug 31, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Remember when we said we would discuss Sully’s death last? WE LIED! On our second Commando episode, Patrick & Gena kidnap an innocent Amy Matsumoto against her will and force her to try and explain why cartoon weasels don’t play certain characters, and why Arnold can’t seem to generate sexual chemistry with another human!! Plus, we debate whether a “fun-eatery” bar inside a mall really is the best place to “hunt slash,” discover yet another hidden 80s pegging scene, and have a Green Beret-level ...
Aug 18, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast LET’S PARTY! Kill By Kill is going rogue and taking on the 80's action classic Commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and every other character actor you love. To help Gena & Patrick with their assault is writer , film producer ( Found Footage 3D ) and podcaster ( Overhated! and 80s All Over ) Scott Weinberg! In a desperate race for time, we discuss garbage day war stories, how to literally tear your way out of a commercial airliner, shine a light on an immobilized deer, and debate the most aw...
Aug 03, 2018•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Believe it or not, our crash course into Jason X has come to an explosive end! Patrick & Gena are ready to hit “eject” and escape this fireball of a film! But first, we pick up podcaster Andrew Schwartz ( Talkin’ About Turtle ) to help us find a way off this floating piece of sheet metal. Up for debate in this episode is the emergence of “Casual Jason,” talk about the Birds and the Robotic Bees, a sneak peek at Monty Python’s Friday the 13th, and discover the worst insult in the entire franchise...
Jul 20, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast 
