STOP THE SPACE MADNESS! Kill By Kill is back, and we've reached the point where Jason X has broken your hosts’ minds asunder. Thankfully, the ever-delightful Stephanie Crawford ( The Screamcast ) is on board to help Patrick and Gena disembark their many, many complaints. Action items on deck include discovering which Friday film is considered “Patrick’s Zapruder film?” Why does a medical bay need a jukebox or three stick shifts? How young is too young for nipple torture? Is there a Space Attic o...
Jul 06, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's SPACE FORCE! That’s right, Patrick & Gena have joined the Grunt Squad and brought along the new editor-in-chief of the resurrected Fangoria Magazine, Phil Nobile Jr. , to help us with our marching orders. Along the way, we discuss cosplayers with a “Jason head on a Leatherface body,” terrible Space Marine nicknames and consider whether Christopher Nolan stole an action sequence from Jason X? Probably not, but kinda. Also, we celebrate the return of Jason Voorhees, Vampyre! All t...
Jun 22, 2018•1 hr 17 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday! We are back and ready to discover why in space, no one will hear us complain. Gena & Patrick welcome Off The Cuffs podcast host Dick Wound to the show to help us understand the kinkier side of the universe while we dispatch some dead meat from this overpopulated interstellar craft. Along the way, we ask serious and important questions like: What was Jason’s best hairstyle? Does getting frozen in carbonate make one a little mopey? How exactly does “the night” belong to Mi...
Jun 08, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Ep 50•Transcript available on Metacast Go Boldly where no Voorhees has gone before! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are scouring the final frontier, and they’ve brought along nerdist.com &birthmoviesdeath contributor + podcaster Christy Admiraal along for the ride. In this episode, Gena declares herself officially “done” with Friday the 13th and imagines what Aliens would be like if the synthetic robot Bishop from Aliens wanted a working dong while Patrick reveals a painful haircut from his past. We also delve into bad shower sex, the c...
May 25, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Ep 49•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday… IN SPAAAAACE! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are finally launching into Jason X, and they’ve brought along their favorite V.C. Andrews expert, Megan Sunday to help them go where no long-standing, earth-bound horror franchise had gone before… Canada? No, Future Outer Space! As we blast off, we discuss why David Cronenberg desires to keep things soft, why this secret government facility is so damn wet, debate teen security guard protocol, and play a new game: David Copperfie...
May 11, 2018•51 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast Be advised: Explicit Content Warning, people! It’s our last dance with Mary Lou Prom Night 2, and Gena & Patrick are joined by Kill By Kill Returning Champion and celebrated author Nick White to get very dirty about our Prom Queen! We take a seriously twisted ride on f*%khorse, take Craig down a peg, try to wrap our heads around all the concussions in the movie, and debate why shooting a ghost is the WORST WAY TO DEAL WITH THE SUPERNATURAL! All this and a shocking edition of Choose Your Own Deat...
Apr 27, 2018•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast How does Kill By Kill celebrate the high holy day of Friday the 13th? By watching Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2, of course! Here to help Gena & Patrick crown our new Queen - screenwriter ( Black Christmas 2019 ) and Switchblade Sisters host , April Wolfe!! Along the way we discover the positive power of manslaughter, we decide what our “surprise Dokken video” outfit would be, take a dip in the au jus fountain, mourn the lack of Evil Fonzies in our adult lives, let Jesus take the wheel when it come...
Apr 13, 2018•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Mary Lou it’s Friday?! That’s right, we’re unpacking all the gory details of 1987’s least likely sequel to a disco slasher: Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2! Here to escort us to the dance is writer (2023's Five Nights at Freddy's) and director (Tragedy Girls/Patchwork/It's A Wonderful Knife) Tyler MacIntyre as we talk about monocle popping, debate just how clean a bathroom should be on prom night, we coin the term “son-of-a-person arsonist,” and Gena nails a character’s wardrobe as “something ...
Mar 30, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s minisode time, Killers! In anticipation of our return to Hamilton High for Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 next week our special guest, writer (2023's Five Nights at Freddy's) and director (Tragedy Girls/Patchwork/It's A Wonderful Knife) Tyler MacIntyre sits down with Patrick to stitch together a quick conversation covering classic Canadian filming locales, the cinematic beauty of female friendships and how one walks the tightrope of horror/comedies! More Kill By Kill comes next Friday, so mak...
Mar 23, 2018•21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason It’s The Final Friday! That’s right, Killers, we’ve reached the moment where we finally send Jason to Hell, and here to help Patrick say “bon voyage” is Returning Champion Amy Pascale (filling in for a stranded in NJ Gena) and horror YouTuber Chauncey K. Robinson!! Along the way, we discuss the power of ponytails, question whether JJ Abrams was referencing the magic Voorhees Dagger in The Force Awakens, debate the mist-to-gross ratio of the film, and try to understand why there are s...
Mar 16, 2018•2 hr 30 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast It may be the Final Friday, but Kill By Kill isn’t done with Jason Goes to Hell quite yet! Patrick & Gena are privileged to talk with birthmoviesdeath.com and A Horror Movie A Day’s Brian Collins and bathe in his genre expertise. Along the way, we reopen the grave of Part 5, work ourselves into a lather about crying in the shower, debate the exact place in a zombie that Jason’s heart-worm hangs out, and relive how the Internet’s most trusted critic, Rex Reed, must have reacted to the film. All t...
Mar 02, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s The Final Friday! We are back at it once again with our special guest, Midnight Mass co-host and Hollywood screenwriter Michael Varrati! Together, we tackle some huge, burning questions: What breakfast pastry was Freddy Kruger’s favorite? What’s the real estate game like in a “Murder Town” like Crystal Lake? How would you explain the plot of Psycho to a 7-year-old kid? Is Steven supposed to be the town “bad boy” just because he lettered in getting girls pregnant? Plus, we get pi...
Feb 23, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast Like a corpse popping out of the lake just when you thought it was over, the Kill By Kill podcast returns with a surprise back-to-back episode! Joining Gena & Patrick are… last week’s guests, John Brandon & Jim Banks, to help us tackle an actual death-filled episode for a change of pace. Along the way, we take on questions like: Why ISN’T there an RPG called Lasers & Lesbians? When was the last time you “swapped Loonies?” How often is Tony the Wonder Llama available for rides? Wait… since when h...
Feb 09, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday yet again! This episode has it all: knife-play during TV interviews, the best place to get clams in all of Crystal Lake and body-swapping serial killers. Gena & Patrick are lucky to have two guests who know all about role-playing: Jim Banks & Returning Champion John Brandon!! Together, they will attempt to solve complex mysteries involving pink dresses, hot dogs and donuts, and how hard would it be to teach Jason how to ride a bike and who exactly is supposed to be the “d...
Feb 02, 2018•1 hr 1 min•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s the “Final Friday?” That’s right, Killers - we’ve finally crossed over into the 90s as we dive into Jason Goes To Hell with our super special guest, writer Jude Ellison S. Doyle (Trainwreck, Maw, The Neighbors) Included in this very gross edition of the podcast are various subjects like: Is this the most “heavy metal” of all the Friday films? Is Jason secretly controlled by fairies? Are all coroners sloppy eaters or just the ones who chomp down on Tell Tale Hearts? All that, plu...
Jan 19, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast All good things must come to an end. In this episode, Patrick & Gena say Bon Voyage to Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan with the expert help of Kevin Maher ( Kevin Geeks Out ) as we delve into the depths of Water In Horror before heading out on the town in the Big Apple with Mr. Voorhees. Items up for bid include: How much of New York City’s alleyways are fully furnished? Why isn’t there more xylophone accompaniment in this movie? Where are all the “great” cocaine jokes? Why is this...
Jan 05, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday - the Kill By Kill podcast is BACK! In this episode, Gena & Patrick welcome Now This Nerd producer and host Kya Quinn to help us process all of the squishy bodies on display in Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes a Small Part of Manhattan. Subjects include - but are not limited to - the idea of Jason’s head being replaced with a chicken head, where to find Sly Stallone’s frozen nutsack, and the possibility that Rennie is actually a Time Lord. All that, plus a ruthless new...
Dec 22, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast Killers, we’re still cruising for the bruising through the middle stretch of Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes His Sweet Ass Time Getting To Manhattan. Lucky for us all, Gena & Patrick get to welcome New York City’s native son, Will Link is on board to help us understand the “frontier justice” of a school administrator shooting another man to death with a flare gun and help us compare this movie to both Titanic and Manhattan! Also up for discussion, we click with Checkov’s Stephen King’s pen a...
Dec 08, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's BLACK FRIDAY!! Have Patrick & Gena ever got a deal for you, Killers - they brought back fan-favorite guest John Brandon to break down all 2+ minutes of Eli Roth's fake Grindhouse trailer for Thanksgiving. Along the way, the trio discusses timeless underwear styles, unlocks secrets to the TurDuckEn of Turkey costumes, and introduces the world to their scare-tacular new character, "Deep-Voiced VO Man." All this and a tasty edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and you have a de...
Nov 24, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday! Set a course for adventure and teen slaughter as Patrick and Gena bring aboard Hollywood screenwriter Jared Rivet ( JACKALS, available now on Blu-ray & DVD from Scream Factory ) to discuss the aquatic siege picture Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Stomps Around A Boat Loudly has become. Along the way, we expose Jason’s brand new love of water play, debate what could possibly make him so slimy all of a sudden, and discuss why Jason appears to be out of breath all the time. O...
Nov 10, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast All Aboard, Killers! We have a fun Jamie Lee Curtis Halloween classic. Well, not THAT Halloween classic, but the 1980’s slasher-on-a-choo-choo flick, Terror Train with our special guest, Kira Gowan ( Fun Dip and Cherry Coke podcast ). This movie has got your ticket to sex-prank-aggedons, the Mansplaination Express, and David Copperfield in more make-up than anyone thought possible! Which two characters are embroiled in a secret love affair? Which character appears to be addicted to peanuts? Not ...
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ahoy, Killers! The good ship Kill By Kill is exciting and new… and missing our 1st Mate, Gena - but don’t worry, we're not alone! Joining us for this "Doomed Cruise" are the hosts of Excessively Diverted , Beau North & Sammi Campbell, to help us keep Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Eventually Gets to a Major Metropolitan City Center on course. Along the way, we discuss how the movie connects to Ju-On, attempt to square the idea of what Jason piloting a boat must look like, and try to tell the tale...
Oct 27, 2017•2 hr 41 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast THANK JASON IT’S FRIDAY THE 13TH! Start spreadin’ the news, the day we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived, and Patrick & Gena are here to help you celebrate with the inaugural cruise to Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. Along the way, we pick up a stowaway - the producer of the hilarious My Neighbors Are Dead, Nate Dufort, to help us batten down the hatches of this super weird edition of the franchise. Ports of call include: subpar Eric Bogosian monologues, we discuss the p...
Oct 13, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s OVER! Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood may now be dry, but we’re celebrating this accomplishment with two insanely funny guests: Lindsay Katai & Kelly Nugent from the Forever Dog network's Teen Creeps podcast! Revelations contained within include (but are not limited to) the true name of Mrs. Sheppard, Corey Feldman's live show reviews, and what it’s like to be “a rat in a pillowcase!” Plus, is Melissa secretly a 45-year-old woman with a thriving pyramid scheme racket on th...
Sep 29, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast Killers, what happens when Jason Voorhees just... stops trying? Well, you’re about to find out as Gena & Patrick welcome back Ladies Love Paul Rudd podcast host Amy Pascale to help us make the most out of Part 7 coasting for a little while. Buckle up for Tina’s #telekineticorgasm! Marvel at the sweatiest severed head ever filmed! Tremble as Jason wanders around a mostly empty cabin like he’s lost inside a Costco!! All this, plus the multi-gendered defenestration we’ve all been waiting for and an...
Sep 15, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it's... Pennywise? Gena, Patrick, and special guest Phil Gonzales (It's Del Toro Time podcast) managed to all grab a seat during the opening weekend of Stephen King's IT - and they have things to say. First, we have some general thoughts, and then things get SPOILER-iffic - so be warned!! Which character is destined to rule the Orlando Boy Band scene? Is IT horror? (YES!) And finally, what circle of hell is reserved for ex-teen movie critics? Find out as we break the formula and enjo...
Sep 12, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday! Kill By Kill is finally getting that touch-up it’s always needed when Gena & Patrick welcome the head Horror Honey herself, Kat Wells ( Carrie On and Boys & Ghouls podcasts) to the show to help us understand some seriously bad decision-making in Crystal Lake. The group talks about Jason’s brand new ability to stare and breathe heavily, compare the flatulence of the Backstreet Boys to Part 7’s soundtrack, and debate whether Jason has been using The Secret this whole time....
Sep 01, 2017•58 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast There Goes The Neighborhood - Kill By Kill is back and ready to break down Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood with the help of F This Movie’s Patrick Bromley! Along the way, we discover the true location of Part 5 (SPOILER ALERT: #GermNewsey), we diagnose what Dr. Bad News Cruise’s possible endgame for Tina might be ($$$) and consider what it must have been like to teach Jason Voorhees how to swim at the local Y. Also, Patrick talks about looking like Russell for far too long, right before a ...
Aug 18, 2017•1 hr 23 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast Hey Killers - because of the bizarre nature of this podcast, we hope you put the sharp food utensils down before enjoying Part 2 of our Birthday-slash-Podversary bonus episode covering Happy Birthday To Me (1981) with special guest Josh Hollis (Predict-O-Cast & Butterfly Kisses). In this episode, we debate whether shish kabob can ever truly be considered a “midnight snack,” confront the idea that we have a legit murderous Mrs. Doubtfire sitch happening here, call into question the standard opera...
Aug 11, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Jason it’s Friday! We’re back in the Voorhees business as Patrick & Gena tap into the rich vein of Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood with the help of celebrated author Nick White (How To Survive A Summer out now!). Along the way, we wonder about the state of the Crystal Lake real estate market, we learn to “never trust a man over 30 who still has bangs,” unlock the secrets to earning money as an erotic vampire, and finally - make that vital connection between Friday the 13th and Reba M...
Aug 04, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast 
