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My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno•mydadwroteaporno.com

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 2024•41 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 2024•44 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 22, 2024•47 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 18, 2023•58 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 20, 2023•46 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 2023•36 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 24, 2023•41 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 2023•40 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 30, 2023•47 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast

Rocky Flintstone Revealed

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Why not join Rocky on his own podcast RockyFlintstoneUnleashed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 2022•44 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast

The Finale - Part 2

Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 05, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast

Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 01, 2022•35 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast

The Finale - Part 1

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 28, 2022•57 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast

We have some news...

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch this space. We’ve got plenty to celebrate before we say goodbye so keep your eyes peeled … Hosted o...

Nov 13, 2022•3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

My Dad Wrote A History Hit

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 13, 2022•35 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Best Of Book Six

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 07, 2022•38 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 2021•53 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 06, 2021•49 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 01, 2021•52 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 2021•32 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 2021•45 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: Dialect Coach

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 2021•22 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 2021•49 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: Show and Tell

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 07, 2021•19 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E7 - 'HS2'

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 04, 2021•44 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 2021•18 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 27, 2021•46 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 2021•31 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 2021•45 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast

Footnotes: Samara Weaving

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 2021•24 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast