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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches

A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard, they open up whole new interesting avenues to explore.

Episodes

DP&SW 026 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part Two

Alexandra Black continues her quest to become Magical Britain’s first and only pre-teen necromancer. You’d think Sirius would be more perceptive about this, wouldn’t you? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Dec 01, 20191 hr 8 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 025 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part One

“It’s not a phase, Dad! It’s a pact with dark forces mankind was not meant to meddle with!” Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Nov 10, 20191 hr 13 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 024 — Ginny Training in Dreamland

“Come with me if you want to live.” What do you do when an over-powered bad-ass from the future turns up at your door with destiny and fate at his side? Well, if you’re Ginny, you start training like the devil. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by […]

Jun 05, 20192 hr 51 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 023 — Manor Beginnings and The Winter Festival

Ever wonder what wizards actually do when they’re not in school? I mean, there has to be some time when they just have fun with all those cool magic tricks they learn, right? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Apr 14, 20191 hr 28 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 022 — Muggleborns, Ghosts, and Musical Chairs

An old friend returns, Hermione jumps in to save the day, and the order of things has changed in the snake pit. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Apr 08, 20191 hr 29 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 021 — The Duelling Club

Harry has been laying low for quite long enough. It’s high time to strike some awe into those fools… Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Dec 23, 20182 hr 30 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 020 — Double Double Troll and Trouble

It’s Halloween — there’s a troll in the castle — and it’s going to need a hell of a lot more than a swish and flick to put down. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Dec 01, 20181 hr 7 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 019 — The Chamber’s Pipe Network

Harry and Co begin their investigations into what’s guarding the ultimate prize down the third floor corridor. But what ultimate challenge did the muggle studies professor dream up? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Nov 09, 20181 hr 4 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 018 — Slytherin’s Outcast

But what about Harry?! What about Harry indeed. Rest assured, our favourite sociopathic time traveller has not been idle. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Oct 22, 20181 hr 27 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 017 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part Two

Things come to ahead for our intrepid band of amoral magical schoolgirls. They didn’t count on the potions master. You should always count on the potions master. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Aug 05, 20181 hr 13 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 016 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part One

The first year starts, and our heroes are hiding from each other, pretending not to know each other’s problematic secrets. Of course, in Slytherin House, Hermione is hiding perhaps the most problematic secret of all. She’s a muggleborn. It’s not her fault everyone assumes otherwise. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration […]

Jun 10, 20181 hr 20 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 015 — BOOK TWO: The Foundations of Power

The start of first year. Have you ever wondered what kindergarten politics would look like if children were given super mind magics, then pumped full of enough victorian etiquette to fill a royal garden party? No? Shocking. Well, if for some reason you were, it might possibly look something like this. Chapter 15’s official name […]

Mar 15, 20181 hr 24 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 014 — BONUS – Alexandra’s Birthday Party

Alexandra has a birthday party. Luna’s there. So’s John Potter. There’s cake. Also Pudding. Luna likes pudding. The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Mar 14, 201859 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 013 — BONUS – Hermione Goes Shopping

Hermione goes shopping in Diagon Alley to get ready for Hogwarts. Of course, this being DP&SW, that’s not all she’s doing there… The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

Mar 13, 201850 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 012 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part Two

John Potter investigates what’s wrong with the timeline. This is the first episode which starts the switch from Soren’s narration to the author’s. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs/LeadVonE Cover Illustration by Lunatico

Mar 12, 201848 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 011 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part One

John Potter arrives back in time, ready to face his destiny. But something isn’t quite right. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

Mar 11, 201837 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 003 — Flying Under the Radar: Gold

Flush with success from his previous project, Harry starts working on filling up his vaults. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

Mar 03, 201824 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 002 — Flying Under the Radar: Wand

Harry sets about getting the first part of his master plan… a wand. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

Mar 02, 201834 minTranscript available on Metacast

DP&SW 001 — Through the Veil

Harry is ripped from his dementor-filled existence in Azkaban prison, and brought before two powerful beings who have a rather interesting proposal. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

Mar 01, 201825 minTranscript available on Metacast