Tizzle has a drink and her Tishmas list in hand, so put on your holiday pants and get ready for some Christmas cheer! Tish, a rebel-at-heart, needs suggestions for her soap box segment where she rants. Also, Stoners, when you ask, we listen! We have Olivia Caridi on the pod to catch y’all up on what she’s been doing, including apartment hunting in New York (a nightmare) and dating in the big city (a nightmare). Tiz the damn season!! Lastly, we hear some of your Dear MTs and share advice on start...
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast False alarm everyone, Snoop didn’t actually stop smoking. It was all a PR stunt! Fake! Like everything else in the world. Speaking of fake, social media has ruined our lives and AI is going to take over all of our jobs. On another note, Tish thinks she would make a great actress so as long as AI doesn’t make that job obsolete maybe that’s in store for her. Your hosts recap their most favorite Thanksgiving ever, talk about Tish’s new guns (like from working out...) and give an update on Olivia. D...
Dec 07, 2023•56 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast So, Snoop Dog decided to quit smoking? Major news here people and Tish has thoughts. Major news for Brandi as well, who got to cross an F1 DJ gig off her bucket list. Your hosts dive into some Off Limits and discuss The Crown before playing your Dear MTs which have them chatting High Design, getting Brandi to Vancouver, and if Tish has a medical marijuana card. Plus, they share the most valuable thing they learned this year and Tish decides her New Year’s resolution is to smoke less, exclusively...
Nov 30, 2023•52 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast Stoners, Tizzle is living her best life after meeting with one of the greatest Producers of all time, Denise Di Novi. She’s rocking a super cool businesswoman blazer too, which has your hosts discussing whether the blazer is ever going to go away. Thoughts? Tizzle is passionate about The Morning Show, so your hosts dive into the finale and how much this show deserves to be praised, but it’s not because it’s female-driven. Hello Hollywood, it’s 2024 ... get it together! They’ve got a great batch ...
Nov 23, 2023•59 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. Brandi tries to pivot this pity party to talk about the reboot of Prison Break, but quickly changes gears to how holidays are a social construct and how you shouldn’t be forced to spend time fighting with your extended family. She then dives into some High Design and ponders what to do with a “thick daddy white beam” going through one of the rooms in ...
Nov 16, 2023•53 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s ever been! Your hosts talk about how wild it is that all these older men are marrying 20-year-olds, a...
Nov 09, 2023•55 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’r...
Nov 02, 2023•51 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, and anxiety around breast reductions, which was a life-changing decision for MT that she can’t recomme...
Oct 26, 2023•59 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as serious as it gets! Your hosts kick off the convo with some fashion trends that are making a reappearance (like all good things do) and Tish learns that Brandi doesn’t have an assistant. Brandi is getting ready to show some horses for the next few weeks and will be inaccessible in that vortex if anyone is trying to reach out. Ya’ll Stoners do not di...
Oct 19, 2023•58 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from her 36 years about being in control of your own happiness. Your hosts then pivot to a more positive note of TV shows they’re crushing and recent self-care appointments, including Brandi’s first ever trip to the dermatologist! Dear MT has them chatting high design and self-help books before Baked Goods has them debating toothbrushes. They end where...
Oct 12, 2023•52 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually much better than a spring cleaning. Brandi has many High Design questions for her mom as she wants her whole house to feel like you could be either inside or outside at any moment. Tish also has many plans, but unfortunately has been stuck watching way too much Virgin River. So bad... but so good! Your hosts then chat Golden Bachelor and Bach Nation w...
Oct 05, 2023•50 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one of Tish’s favorite things (opps, wrong show) ... Your hosts both just got back from weddings with plenty to gush about! Brandi then talks about her recent experience with wild horses and highlights the terrible methods being used to round them up. Speaking of country, Brandi has Tizzle hooked on the corniest show of all time, Virgin River. Plus, a c...
Sep 28, 2023•58 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast Today Tish joins the pod with a very important question: does Brandi remember her childhood? Because Tish does not remember anything more than 20 years ago. Brandi has a select few memories, including her parents showing up on a motorcycle and the whole class going outside to watch, and a boy helping her with her dress then going to laugh with all his friends—the beginning of her trust issues with men. Tish wants to talk about a very old Off Limits once again, then they dive into more Ultimatum ...
Sep 21, 2023•52 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast The family is back from Kauai and in full organization mode. Well, Miley and Tish are. They’re also thrilled to be back in the concrete jungle of Los Angeles, and Brandi can’t relate to any of it. Happy for them, though! Your hosts fill you in on some unfortunate plane drama they had to deal with (but at least it wasn’t diarrhea down the aisle). Tish informs Brandi that she is beyond stoned before they dive into Off Limits and discuss the Ultimatum (should we just make this an Ultimatum recap po...
Sep 14, 2023•49 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast We’re live from Kauai, baby! The whole family decided to join Tish on her honeymoon, so this week we all get to tag along with the Cyrus-Purcells in Hawaii. Dom has been teaching everyone to play tennis and claims Brandi is an athlete, so we love that for her. Your hosts deep dive into The Ultimatum, then share all the products Tish gave her bridesmaids! Plus, thanks to a Stoner they FINALLY spill the Prison Break tea—yes, MT was a fan!! They also cover wedding highlights and special moments, in...
Sep 07, 2023•47 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the first official podcast with Tizzle as a married woman!! This week we get all the deets on the big day—the wedding that Tish claims is the most beautiful that she’s seen in her life (not biased). Despite that nasty storm threatening to ruin the day, Tish is confident that God and Mammie pulled out all the stops. She had the wedding of her dreams and a litty-kitty afterparty. They then get to some Dear MTs and offer Vegas recommendations, advice on vitamin regimes (not the people to...
Aug 31, 2023•51 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast We are rollin’ with Brandi and MT... and a live audience! Everyone is gathered in LA for the “you know what.” The secret is out; Tish is married! Or, at least she will be when you’re listening to this episode. Prep is in full swing as the gals throw Tish a Tishelorette party, with Brandi in charge of the games and the men in charge of nothing. Tish dishes out some advice for the soon-to-be brides out there and addresses the most ridiculous thing she’s read about herself in a tabloid lately. Be s...
Aug 24, 2023•30 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast The gardener is here in case you hear any weird sounds, but that’s just life when you’re living high on the hog. If someone had told Tish what her life would be like today, she would not have believed you—she is feeling her oats and has found true happiness. Someone also gave her a chocolate mushroom bar, so that may have something to do with it... Brandi, on the other hand, has decided she gets worse hangovers from lack of sleep than she does from drinking, so watch out. Your hosts have some gr...
Aug 17, 2023•50 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast Brandi has been in Jackson Hole and was ready to plead her case as to why Tizzle needs to get out there. Before she even needs to, Tish explains that she has a new lease on life and actually does want to be a travel girlie now. A Bryan Adams concert has brought her to life and she’s ready to start living it. Your hosts then dive into a discussion on introverts (Brandi) vs. Extroverts (Tizzle) and the importance of realizing your partner wanting alone time likely has absolutely nothing to do with...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast Tish needs her own line of something, don’t you think? This week your hosts brainstorm on what that could be, from a Pamelo collab to a high/low something-for-everyone line. Brandi has a brand new fancy mic and Tish is jealous. It’s also way too freaking hot to function, so Brandi suggests they invest in some property up North. Your hosts answer some great Dear MT questions, including how to save money during travel, High Design, and conspiracy theories. They also chat about Amazon scanning peop...
Aug 03, 2023•53 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast Today in Tishland, she learns that computers mirror you so your reflection is the opposite of what you think it would be. Your hosts also try to differentiate between Logan and Jake Paul, but whichever one created Prime, Tish thanks you. They do a deep dive on the ending of Fatal Attraction, and Tish wishes she could get her friends on The Golden Bachelor. A caller suggests a Sorry We’re Stoned episode with Pamela Anderson on the Pamelo, and another person asks if there’s anything Brandi and her...
Jul 27, 2023•53 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast Dentists, Botox, and filler, oh my! This week your hosts start off by chatting about dental and aesthetic procedures, and Tish shares her fear of getting filler in her veins and going blind. Brandi reminds her that you can’t live life in fear, and then Tish reminds her that they need to talk about Dom. They both have some exciting Off-Limits to talk about, and then welcome co-founder of Multiverse, Supermush, and Microdosing Collective, Alli Schaper. Alli is a wealth of knowledge when it comes t...
Jul 20, 2023•57 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast Why do men think that we want to see their ankles and why is Europe so against the best invention of all time, air conditioning? These are just some of the hard-hitting questions Brandi and Tish are answering on today’s episode. But actually, one of the Stoners calls in asking for the real tea, like whose DMs Brandi wants to slide into, and what hot goss Tish will share when she writes her tell-all. Stoners also call in asking if both Brandi and Tish can hit the Pamelo at the same time, which th...
Jul 13, 2023•42 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast Tish and Brandi are back in America and one of them couldn't be happier to finally place some online orders... we will let you guess which! That same host believes that once you’ve seen one castle, you’ve seen em all! Maybe opposites don’t attract in dating, but they sure can in mother-daughter relationships. The two talk about their July 4th plans, some of their favorite current paint colors, and then dive into Dear MT because the Stoners really came through this week with the Q’s. They’re givi...
Jul 06, 2023•56 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Live from Rome, your hosts give a full rundown of their Italian adventures. They dish on what to order, where to visit, and the key to combating jet lag. Brandi had to leave and DJ a festival in Michigan, which officially ranks as one of her top festivals despite having to shelter in place from a storm. We also learn that she loves a hot cop. Your hosts share their 4th of July plans, what’s on Tizzle’s global entry file, and what pepperoni actually is... Also, Tish has been suffering from weed w...
Jun 29, 2023•37 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either. Tish is a ray of sunshine unless a person of authority is telling her what to do. Your hosts talk ...
Jun 22, 2023•40 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she misses Dom. Brandi reminds her that she’s not that busy she is just running errands like the rest of the country, but Tizzle begs to differ. The two discuss their upcoming travel plans to meet up with Dom in Italy, and they have lots of Off Limits to chat about. Tish wants everyone to know she’s still very much on the Paul McDonald train, and she shares...
Jun 15, 2023•51 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her house anymore because she’s busy being madly in love. She also talks about her awesome night at the Shania concert. Your hosts tackle a few Dear MTs and offer advice on housewarming gifts, if college is worth it, and overcoming guilt from your mother about moving away (did Brandi send in that question?!) Then, your hosts are joined by Bridget, the founder ...
Jun 08, 2023•53 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her! The two dish on Brandi’s recent visit and all the fun things they got up to. Plus, Tizzle talks about Noah, who is just absolutely living her best life at the moment. Per usual, Brandi comes for MT's chaotic setup and her chaotic house that she needs to take better care of. They then listen to some Dear MTs and offer advice on moving to a new city,...
Jun 01, 2023•46 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements, apparently. And all those pharmaceutical commercials? Those have got to stop. Along with the “senior citizen over 55” ones...those are just rude. Tizzle’s birthday is coming up and even though she was adopted and can’t be certain of her age, we’re pretty sure she’s getting older. Brandi shares what she wants to do for her b-day which is also coming up...
May 18, 2023•44 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast 
