Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either. Tish is a ray of sunshine unless a person of authority is telling her what to do. Your hosts talk ...
Jun 22, 2023•40 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she misses Dom. Brandi reminds her that she’s not that busy she is just running errands like the rest of the country, but Tizzle begs to differ. The two discuss their upcoming travel plans to meet up with Dom in Italy, and they have lots of Off Limits to chat about. Tish wants everyone to know she’s still very much on the Paul McDonald train, and she shares...
Jun 15, 2023•51 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her house anymore because she’s busy being madly in love. She also talks about her awesome night at the Shania concert. Your hosts tackle a few Dear MTs and offer advice on housewarming gifts, if college is worth it, and overcoming guilt from your mother about moving away (did Brandi send in that question?!) Then, your hosts are joined by Bridget, the founder ...
Jun 08, 2023•53 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her! The two dish on Brandi’s recent visit and all the fun things they got up to. Plus, Tizzle talks about Noah, who is just absolutely living her best life at the moment. Per usual, Brandi comes for MT's chaotic setup and her chaotic house that she needs to take better care of. They then listen to some Dear MTs and offer advice on moving to a new city,...
Jun 01, 2023•46 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements, apparently. And all those pharmaceutical commercials? Those have got to stop. Along with the “senior citizen over 55” ones...those are just rude. Tizzle’s birthday is coming up and even though she was adopted and can’t be certain of her age, we’re pretty sure she’s getting older. Brandi shares what she wants to do for her b-day which is also coming up...
May 18, 2023•44 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast If you’ve been on Instagram lately, we’re sure you’re caught up…But in case you’re not, Tizzle has a rock on her ring finger! After keeping it private for a little while, she and Dom announced their engagement and Tish is overcome with emotion over the love and support she feels. She wishes she was a big old star and could give her speech to the world. Instead, y’all get the speech. Brandi also has a speech about how flying and people at the airport suck. But she had fun at Stagecoach, so that’s...
May 11, 2023•51 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage everyone and is always right. Another Stoner gets your hosts talking High Design, and they share what ...
May 04, 2023•51 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast Brandi is dying to know what it’s like not to bleed from your vagina once a month, and Tish is happy to report that it is excellent. MT also says she’s the happiest she’s been in her whole life, so we are off to a really great start this week folks. Your hosts chat about Star and Tish’s hormones, and Brandi explains how she basically slept in a barn the past few nights because Ever had colic. MT has lots to say about Love is Blind, and talks about another project Queen Reese snagged up before he...
Apr 27, 2023•52 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast Tish is fresh off of one of the greatest weekends ever hanging out with Dom and friends—she felt like she was in a movie, and for the first time in forever, she feels free. The life she’s wanted for so long is finally a reality, and she couldn’t be happier. We learn what she and Dom talk about when they’re alone and get an inside look at their happily ever after. Your hosts then dive into their Off Limits, including their predictions for Love is Blind. Plus, they’ve got a lot of great dear MTs t...
Apr 20, 2023•44 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Tish is on her trolly this week so your hosts are smooth sailing through this ep. We get an update on young Noah (she’s thriving) and talk about the NBA lifting its ban on marijuana (go sports!) Brandi spent time with her brother Trace last week and discovered he is quite the hot commodity, something Tish is not surprised about. Your hosts also deep dive into Love is Blind as they are shooketh to the core. Brandi slays the Dear MT segment, and is wondering if maybe it should be called Dear BC in...
Apr 13, 2023•51 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast Tish has long lost her trolly because this episode is pure chaos. Your hosts attempt to start the show by talking skin care and beauty products, then get into their first argument about who has loved Celsius longer. They then discuss the weather ... clearly struggling here. Astra starts looking at the floor in a way that freaks Brandi right out and they derail once more. Brandi and Tish then disagree on the Gwyneth trial, and Tish shares that she should be a lawyer because she’s an amazing liar ...
Apr 06, 2023•47 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast Sorry, We’re Not Stoned this week, because Tish has mold in her house so she smoked yesterday to feel better, went on a cleaning spree, and is exhausted. But you know what? This is Hollywood baby and the show WILL go on—plus, Brandi low-key likes sober Tizzle because she can actually keep the convo going. Brandi wants to discuss her Aura ring and Tish is fascinated by her mood-changing nail polish. Brandi is also excited to dive into Off Limits because she has been loving Daisy Jones & The Six, ...
Mar 30, 2023•58 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast This episode is for the beauty lovers out there, as your hosts chat all things hair and dish on the hottest beauty treatments they recently tried out. Plus, we get all the deets on Miley’s album release party, and learn which songs from the album MT and BC can’t get enough of. We learn where, “mama told me girl smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” came from, and how Rose Colored Lenses reminds MT of summers in Kentucky at the local pools. Your hosts also dish on their new fancy dancy recording software, sh...
Mar 23, 2023•59 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast If you use Safari instead of Chrome, you’ve found your people. This week starts off with some technological qualms before Brandi decides that now would be an excellent time to start up an acting career, since all her Botox has worn off and you can see her every emotion. Your hosts then discuss their sparkling waters of choice, for a longer time than you’d think two people could talk about water, and then Tish shares that she’s planning to embark on a better eating journey. She just doesn’t quite...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast Tish and Brandi are back for Season 3, and boy do they have some things to talk about ... They are sure to touch on the piping hot tea y’all are wondering about, but they also want to share some high points in their lives since last season! They reminisce on vacations in South America, Kauai, and Mexico City, in addition to the 2 NYE specials put on by HopeTown Entertainment. Plus, Miley has a new album coming out tomorrow (!!!), so off of the success of Flowers, they share how excited they are ...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast They're baaack... Mother-daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus hop on and hot box their mics every Thursday to give you stoners an inside look at Hollywood's craziest (and most fun, obviously) family. Get ready for even more High Design, Dear MT, Cyrus family stories and hot (high) takes on pop culture and current happenings. Be sure to give us a follow wherever you listen and @sorrywerestoned on IG, and come along for the ride ... we have absolutely no idea where it's headed. Sorry ... We're Stone...
Mar 02, 2023•55 sec•Transcript available on Metacast Coming off her Hollywood Power Lunch, Tish is ready to spill the tea on her trick to getting ready —have Miley Ray Cyrus raid your closet. There’s no one better at putting outfits together and Tish and Brandi are low key jealous. Then in Off Limits, Tish is psyched to learn Succession on HBO is back. She is obsessed with Kieran Culkin and loves the character he plays on the show. But let’s be serious, the casting on that show is insane and everyone is great. During Dear MT, Stoners call in to as...
Oct 28, 2021•54 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus! Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated from beauty school, and you better believe Tish is going to Tay from now on for her hair extensions (do you know how expensive they are these days?!). Tish's favorite thing about Tay, however, is her attitude - her enthusiasm is contagious. In this week's Dear MT, Trace opens up about his tattoo journey. We learn that Tish brought Trace to get his firs...
Oct 21, 2021•50 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good friends, music, and vintage shopping (turns out every pair of jeans magically fit Tish) and Brandi even found a pair this time around! Tish isn’t the only one loving her quality time with Baby Bear - Brandi’s dog, Astra, is apparently another huge fan. Tish can’t wait for her hang with the one and only Paul McDonald! Stoners, everyone check out Pa...
Oct 14, 2021•51 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her Qigong knowledge and has been loving the positive vibes and energy she’s been feeling lately. Tish and Brandi had the best time at their Cyrus Family Dinner last night, even though they missed Noah, they had a blast spending time with Trace’s fiancé Tay! Between glasses of Strawberry Wine and setting hiking goals, Tish and Brandi give stoners advice...
Oct 07, 2021•50 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As part of her investing in herself and taking her self-care more seriously (which also includes her awesome workouts and a great body work session) she’s allowing herself more time and space for what she loves. And she loves a good thriller. Tish and Brandi dissect the ending, and while Brandi has not yet finished Nine Perfect Strangers, Tish gives her...
Sep 30, 2021•58 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just graduated to the 20 meter jump! Which is so exciting but also maybe a little terrifying for poor Tish. Meanwhile, Tish is on the go, after getting back from visiting Bear, she went out to Vegas to watch Noah absolutely rock at Life Is Beautiful and now she’s back in LA before it’s off to Austin City Limits next week. Luckily, they’ve still had time to c...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real conniving, and we’re rooting for you Serena! On a much less fun note, Tish and Brandi have watched The White Lotus and didn’t love it, and they still really do not know what is going on with Nine Perfect Strangers (but Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy? They ship it). Back to reality, the weather in Nash is beautiful and Tish is already so excit...
Sep 09, 2021•52 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vacation (Tish definitely is). We’ve also got some Bachelor in Paradise tea to recap, and Tish is absolutely loving Killing Eve! And even if we still can’t quite figure out what Nine Perfect Strangers is actually about, we’re into it. Then, it’s a guest appearance we’ve all been waiting for — it’s Baby Bear’s very first time on the podcast!! And while he’s m...
Sep 02, 2021•54 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she just got home and she has to be on a flight in 9 hours. Yes, after getting in from some awesome shows in Cleveland, Brandi is right onto the next, and while she’s having a blast, she could definitely use some peace and quiet when she can get it. But Tish has the perfect story to cheer her up, and it’s all about how awesome you Stoners are! When sh...
Aug 26, 2021•54 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and already day-dreaming about some luxurious 2022 vacationing coming up. And speaking of, they can’t believe August is already nearly done and 2022 is practically here! Where does the time go? But Brandi is definitely ready for some new fall TV to come out, she still can’t really find much to watch. Tish meanwhile is continuing her path down Bach Nation ...
Aug 19, 2021•58 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise Noah in Indiana, and getting to see a few of you super cool Stoners!! The only bad news, there is really nothing out there for her to watch (any suggestions?) and while Brandi’s been trying out some new trashy reality TV, she hasn’t been able to get super into it. The exception: Bach Nation. Tish has flown through Ben Higgins’ season and she gets why...
Aug 12, 2021•52 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast Did y’all catch Lolla? The show was every bit as iconic as Tish said it would be, and now she gives us a behind the scenes look at some of Miley’s preparation, choosing the setlist, and putting it all together. Plus, Brandi breaks down which songs hit the hardest in the crowd (and Tish shouts out her favs, Juicy and Wiz). Then, Brandi tells us about the after-party, one of her favorite shows she’s ever played, and seeing a few Stoners there! The show was unforgettable and everything went perfect...
Aug 05, 2021•53 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast This week, all of Brandi’s travels are finally starting to catch up to her (and ok, the several shots of tequila last night probably didn’t help) and she’s exhausted. But she can’t just turn down free shots, ok?? But Astra-girl has got all the energy in the world and is ready to play, and speaking of Astra, after doing a DNA test, Brandi’s been tracking down some of her doggy relatives online and they are all so cute!! Just not as cute as Astra! Meanwhile, Tish would love to figure out what the ...
Jul 29, 2021•1 hr•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast Brandi’s just got back to Nashville after a long flight, and she’s ready to talk all things Bachelor and Dr. Death. And this week we have guests on that are actually not Cyrus family members! The Shrink Chicks are all about positivity and sticky note reminders, and Tish mentions Miley happens to be a fan as well! She has sticky notes just about everywhere, on her coffee pot, fridge, etc. They serve as positive reminders for MC to be grateful, to make a smoothie, to work out. Tish, Brandi and our...
Jul 22, 2021•58 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast 
