The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Episodes

Lizzo Abused us, We Smashed Trudeau's Wife, & Why High School Boys are Conservative Now

The Island boys are making out with each other, AI has turned Californians into South Park rednecks, and there's frauds and charlatans everywhere. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code boyscast50 at checkout for 50% off Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongco...

Aug 04, 2023•2 hr 41 min•Ep 193•Transcript available on Metacast

A Dude Arrested for Looking Gay, & Responding To Polyamory, Bam Margera & Barbie w/ IAN FIDANCE

Ian's Bike-Rage, kings are gaming the dating app system by putting "in therapy" in their bios, Lana Del Ray is working at Starbucks, and getting kicked off a ska festival for a joke. Ian Fidance is a NYC based stand-up comedian @ianimal69 @BeinIanPod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! NextEvo Naturals - go to nextevo.com/boyscast to get 50% off and a free bottle of premium pure CBD Liquid IV - go to liquidiv.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off Hello Fresh - Go to hellofresh.com/boyscast50...

Jul 28, 2023•2 hr 53 min•Ep 192•Transcript available on Metacast

Women Won't Stop 'Exposing' Their Ex's Text Messages, & Jason Aldean is Cancelled

Bee Pollen makes boobs grow, new groping rules in Italy cause women to grope themselves in protest, the Taliban endorses Twitter over Threads, and NDA's for dating? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Factor - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 at checkout for 50% off your first box Manscaped - Go to manscaped.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore....

Jul 21, 2023•2 hr 50 min•Ep 191•Transcript available on Metacast

MOM MAD HER KIDS WON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT S*X, JONAH HILL & LYING FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

Ben and Jerry in trouble for basing their headquarters on Native land, New ailment: Irritable Male Syndrome, and an Aboriginal man in Australia gets paid to go to college, so he's been going for 20 years. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Goodr - Go to goodr.com/boyscast for free shipping! Fitbod.me - Go to Fitbod.me/boyscast for 20% off your subscription! AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for free year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscas...

Jul 14, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Ep 190•Transcript available on Metacast

Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

Bill Gates has unleashed his army of modified mosquitos on Florida, Erika Marsh's bewildering tweet, London hiring functionally illiterate people as cops in the name of diversity, and a self-tanner fan gets accused of blackface on TikTok. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor: Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off first order! Raycon: Go to buyraycon.com/ryanlong for 15% your order! RYAN ON TOUR: See Ryan in Vancouver and Toronto! Go to ryanlongcomedy.com and use presale code LONG SUPPORT THE BOYS...

Jul 07, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Ep 189•Transcript available on Metacast

Pride vs Muslims, Roseanne & Making Friends With Submarine Billionaires Stepson.

A poo-shaming wife in Australia terrorizes her husband, Ron DeSantis gives his wife the worst birthday present ever, and RFK's private journal reveals he was a dawwg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: NEXTEVO - Go to nextevo.com/boyscast for 20% off first order of $40 or more! AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Dan...

Jun 30, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Ep 188•Transcript available on Metacast

Dude caught making AI Nudes of Wife's Friends! & Betting on the Special Olympics w/ Che Durena

The Boys welcome Che Durena to the cast to discuss Hugh Hefner's son joining Onlyfans to support his Pokemon card addiction, the Special Olympics allowing offshore betting, sleep streaming becoming a thing, and a man creates AI p*rn of his wife's friends. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to Babbel.com/boyscast Butcherbox - Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BOYSCAST and use code BOYSCAST to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months p...

Jun 23, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Ep 187•Transcript available on Metacast

Bill Gates' Mosquito Factory & The Gayest Manliness Cult in History

Bill Gates' diabolical plan to rid the world of mosquito-borne illnesses, controversy with flag placement in the White House, witches are eating corpses of roadkill, and a group of dudes get together over zoom to promote masculinity all over each other. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! GOODR - Go to goodr.com/boyscast - Use code BOYSCAST for free shipping! FACTOR - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off your first box! FÜM - Head to TryFum.com and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% off when you get the Jo...

Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Ep 186•Transcript available on Metacast

Women Scamming Men Out of Meals on Tinder & Al Pacino's Young Baby Mama Enrages Internet.

Apple has new tracking features that are not for the boys, Smog hits NYC, a girl uses dating apps in order to get free food, Al Pacino and Robert Deniro get flak for having kids with younger women, and a suburban woman can't stand her husbands plan to befriend her MAGA neighbors. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! FITBOD - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 20% off your subscription. AG1 - Go to drinkAG1.com/BOYSCAST and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Ad...

Jun 09, 2023•2 hr 41 min•Ep 185•Transcript available on Metacast

Unemployed Woman Demands Credit Scores for Dates & New York makes Fatphobia Illegal!

Fat phobia being outlawed in NYC, Chik-fil-a in hot water about inclusivity, Gynosexuals, smiling at women is sexist, and GIRLS DEMANDING CREDIT SCORES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: MANSCAPED: Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BOYSCAST at manscaped.com. NEXTEVO: Go to NextEvo.com/BOYSCAST to get 20% off your first order of $40 or more. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A F...

Jun 02, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Ep 184•Transcript available on Metacast

Karens Fight Back! India Goes Full Bud Light & Priests Have To Carry M0lester QR Codes

Hiring Target's PR team, NYC sinking, QR code priests, Clairaudience & KAREN CONTROVERSIES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel packs Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - Free Ground Beef For 1 Year + $20 Off First Box SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE ...

May 26, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Ep 183•Transcript available on Metacast

Gwyneth Paltrow's Insane Vibrator Necklace, Musk VS Soros, & Old Women Being H0rny

Girls going out of control, wet lettuce men, not making dinner for your husband & DATING NANNIES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Buyraycon.com/ryanlong - Code RYANLONG - 15% Off RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE ST...

May 19, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Ep 182•Transcript available on Metacast

An Entire Family Is On 0nlyF*ns, Women's Cyclist Race Gives Them Kitchen Appliances, & More Dude W's

Orangutan for the boys, girls taking Ls, liberal Jesus & THE GROSSEST FAMILY BUSINESS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Factormeals.com/boyscast50 - Code BOYSCAST50 - 50% Off Your First Box Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial Manscaped.com - Code BOYSCAST - 20% Off + Free Shipping & Handling RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @danny...

May 12, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep 181•Transcript available on Metacast

Are You Garbage On Breastfeeding In Public, Armpit Hair On Chicks, & Bam Margera's Demise

VICE shutting down, the trashiest historical figures, relationships, & weird families with ARE YOU GARBAGE Are You Garbage? is a comedy podcast with comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan. @areyougarbage SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Getsunday.com/boyscast - 50% Off Your First Box Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off Your Order RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscas...

May 05, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Ep 180•Transcript available on Metacast

Andrew Schulz On Tucker And Lemon Getting Fired! Jerry Springer Dying! & Schulz's Friends Ruining My Show

Culture, comedy, the Don Lemon & Tucker Carlson debacle, trad-wives & cat fishing with ANDREW SCHULZ! Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comedian, actor, television producer and podcaster. @andrewschulz @officialflagrant SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - Free Chicken Thighs For A Year + $20 Off First Box Patreon.com/theboyscast - Bugman Competition TO BE RELEASED RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3...

Apr 28, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Ep 179•Transcript available on Metacast

Dude Disguises As Chick To Win Chess Tournament, Woman Makes Son Wear Nail Polish, & Fat Airplane Seats

Sam Smith controversy, Aussie Comedian under fire for Dalai Lama joke, making your son wear polish and DISGUISING AS A CHICK TO WIN CHESS TOURNAMENTS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Getsunday.com/boyscast - 20% Off Your Custom Plan Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Nextevo.com/boyscast - 20% Off Your First Order Of $40 Or More RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon....

Apr 21, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Ep 178•Transcript available on Metacast

The Dalai Lama Is A Freak! Married Woman Fired For Sexting 7 Cops & Insane Wedding Vows

Keep-Me girls, TikTok moms, the trashiest wedding wows ever & the FREAK DALAI LAMA! GET TICKETS FOR DANNY'S SHOW - Morris Plains, NJ April 22: https://www.tiffscomedy.com/shows/213251 SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Factormeals.com/boyscast50 - Code BOYSCAST50 - 50% Off First Box Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off Your Order Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Or Free Trial Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York...

Apr 14, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Ep 177•Transcript available on Metacast

Man Dumped By His Robot Girlfriend, Dylan Mulvaney Prints Money, And Women's Basketball Catfights!

WNBA controversy, drag shows, marrying a robot and GETTING REJECTED BY YOUR AI GIRLFRIEND! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Getsunday.com/boyscast - 20% Off Your Custom Plan Manscaped.com - Code BOYSCAST - 20% Off & Free Shipping Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com...

Apr 07, 2023•2 hr 38 min•Ep 176•Transcript available on Metacast

The Most Insane Trial In History, Plus Sized Store Called 'Fatty Fatgirl' & AI Fakes Diversity

Plus size stores, wives with beards, female crane operators & the GWYNETH PALTROW SKI CRASH TRIAL! PRODUCER NEEDED FOR THE BOYSCAST! - Send applications to Theboyscastwithryanlong@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Zbiotics.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - 15% Off Your First Order RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Mar31/Apr1, Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: Jun...

Mar 31, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Ep 175•Transcript available on Metacast

A Woman Marries Herself, Trump In Jail, And We Get Called Betas

Jim Cramer says everything's gonna be fine, dating app AI, going nonbinary at 40 & A WOMAN MARRYING HERSELF! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Free Chicken Nuggets For 1 Year + 10% Off First Box Nextevo.com/podcast - 20% Off First Order Of $40 Or More Getsunday.com/boyscast - 20% Off Your Custom Plan RYAN ON TOUR: Boston: March 24/25, Las Vegas: Mar31/Apr1, Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com...

Mar 24, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Ep 174•Transcript available on Metacast

Why Actors Are The Worst People In The World, Do You Want A Trad Wife? & Covid Bunker Kids w/ Ari Shaffir

Wacky religious practices, trad wives, actors, relationships & being a menace to society with ARI SHAFFIR! Ari Shaffir is a comedian, writer, producer and podcaster. @arishaffir SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Sheathunderwear.com - Promocode BOYSCAST - 20% Off Pandasupps.com - Promocode BOYSCAST - 25% Off RYAN ON TOUR: Boston: March 24/25, Las Vegas: Mar31/Apr1, Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http:/...

Mar 21, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Ep 173•Transcript available on Metacast

The Most Insane Breakup Method Ever, Starseeds And Kaepernicks RACIST Parents w/ Adam Rowe

Colin Kaepernick's racist parents, ravenous female prison guards, JP retweeting questionable videos and the Tiger Woods controversy with ADAM ROWE! Adam Rowe is an English stand-up comedian and podcaster from Liverpool. @adamrowecomedian @adamrowecomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off RYAN ON TOUR: Boston: March 24/25, Las Vegas: Mar31/Apr1, Atlanta: April 28/29, Philadelphia: May 2/3, Tampa: June 2/3, New York - Sept 16 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/th...

Mar 17, 2023•2 hr 41 min•Ep 172•Transcript available on Metacast

Martin Shkreli On The Banks Collapsing, Helping Based AI Take Over & His Plan To Make Doctors Obsolete

Banks collapsing, the future of AI, social media & being banned from Tinder with MARTIN SHKRELI! @martinshkreli15 SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Sheathunderwear.com - Promocode BOYSCAST - 20% Off SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Mar 14, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Ep 171•Transcript available on Metacast

Mark Normand On Wiping An Old Man's A$$ For A Chick, Andrew Tate's Trans Dilemma, & Chris Rock Controversy

Drake loving women's high school basketball , Andrew Tate's trans dilemma, the Chris Rock controversy & comedy with MARK NORMAND! Mark Normand is a stand-up comedian and actor. @marknormand SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Eatsundays.com - Code BOYSCAST - 15% Off Your First Order Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ...

Mar 10, 2023•2 hr 41 min•Ep 170•Transcript available on Metacast

BEST OF BOYSCAST PATREON MARCH 2023

A compilation of the best Patreon segments from the last couple of months - March 2023 GAIN ACCESS TO OVER A 100 FULL EPISODES WITH JUST $5USD ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast CLIP LIST: Lgbt Girl CANCELED for Dating Men "I Sent PERSONAL PICS to My Friends" Being a Gold Digger in This Economy "My Gynecologist is FATPHOBIC" Reading Stanford's INSANE "Language Guide" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Mar 08, 2023•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast

Study Says Male Periods Would Be Celebrated, & Our Co-Worker Is Wanted For Attempted Murder

Biden's advisor stealing luggage, if men had periods, the Scott Adams controversy and the RETURN OF THE WITCHES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Eatsundays.com - Code BOYSCAST - 15% Off Your First Order Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Sheathunderwear.com - Code BOYSCAST - 20% Off SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad c...

Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep 169•Transcript available on Metacast

Appearing On The Joe Rogan Experience, Women Faking Long COVID, Tulpas Return!

Tulpas, scamming in the findom industry, trophy husbands, Don Lemon & APPEARING ON THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Nutrafol.com/men - Code BOYSCAST - $15 Dollars Off Your First Month Cozyearth.com - Code BOYSCAST - 35% Off Sitewide Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Tryfum.com - Code BOYSCAST - 10% Off SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Dann...

Feb 24, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Ep 168•Transcript available on Metacast

Women Say Men Are Too Broke To Date & The Taliban Say They Are Bored

Rihanna, alien blips, loud parents, girls dating down & MISGENDERING SAM SMITH SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Cozyearth.com - Code BOYSCAST - 35% Off Sitewide Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - Free Chuck Roast & Whole Chicken + $20 Off Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Zbiotics.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - 15% Off Your Order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongco...

Feb 17, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep 167•Transcript available on Metacast

Man Sues Woman For Friendzoning Him & The First AI Comedian Already Cancelled

AI Seinfeld, Madonna's face, Chat GPT political logic, Prince Harry's first girl & SUING A GIRL FOR FRIENDZONING YOU! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial Cozyearth.com - Code BOYSCAST - 35% Off Sitewide Manscaped.com - Code BOYSCAST - 20% Off & Free Shipping SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more ab...

Feb 10, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Ep 166•Transcript available on Metacast

Woman Tricks 100s Of Men Into Buying Her Food, & People Mad MrBeast Cured The Blind

6 dates a week for free meals, university class dating services, OF moms suing schools & STAY AT HOME DADS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Tryfum.com - Promocode BOYSCAST - 10% Off Your Order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn...

Feb 03, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Ep 165•Transcript available on Metacast