Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the Bear Cave this week! They talk about why Berts given up adult films, how he is stimulating himself now, sounding, Manti Teo, and the new Armie Hammer documentary House of Hammer. Bert reacts to Tim Dillons comments about him from YMH Live 8, and Bert shares the story of the time he modeled nude on Trip Flip. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Aug 29, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we are joined by comedian, actor, producer, and fellow podcaster, Whitney Cummings! Bert and Whitney start off the show discussing stories about fellow comedian Demetri Martin, then tragically interrupt themselves into discussing palindromes, ambigrams, onomatopoeias, and luxury watches...? These bears are all over the place! Whitney talks about breaking into her neighbor's house, Bert talks about stealing lawn jockeys as a kid. They wrap by t...
Aug 22, 2022•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's switching from his old favorite, Tito's. Bert makes Santino take his blood pressure, then they wrap talking about their personal experiences working out w...
Aug 15, 2022•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer share stories about pregnancy scares, discuss the overturning of Roe v. Wade, find out about the history of orphanages, and revisit the PLASTT subreddit. Bert raves about the Oculus, which he just tried thanks to Brian Simpson, and a conversation about exes prompts the Bears to question which one of them is easier to fall in love with. They wrap up by discussing tequila, which Bert has officially switched to from vodka. They taste and review Cazadores and pitch thei...
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are together in the bear cave again for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert starts off by discussing his fall the night before. and they watch a video of the incident. They also talk about queerbaiting in Thor: Love and Thunder, Daniel Craig, playing red rover, why Bert thought he might have to have a broken jaw, and Toms experience with a shady dentist. They wrap up by swapping scary stories of getting in trouble going through customs with their tour busses. http...
Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this weeks episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Toms appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, working out with Mark Bell, the Ron White episode of 2 Bears, and Berts upcoming trip to Italy. Tom then tells Bert about his experience donating to a Starlight Childrens Foundation, which prompts a conversation ab...
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this weeks episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by lifter, podcaster, and entrepreneur Mark Bell. Tom and Mark discuss weight lifting injuries, Marks extreme weight loss, Toms workout routine on the road, improving sleep, squatting 1,000+ lbs, diet, motivation, using PEDs and more! Mark and Tom share the story of how they became friends, they talk about how to help Bert Kreischer be less fat, and Tom also reveals the time he was most nervous speaking in front of an audience. https...
Jul 18, 2022•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with a sick Tom Segura and guest bear Ryan Sickler! The bears talk about Michelin Star restaurants, Tom's mom's gifts, and Brad Pitt. They talk about how sick they get on the road, people who dip chewing tobacco, the 30 For 30 doc on Street Basketball, and Bill Clinton. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes his guest bear Sal Vulcano! They talk about performing on cruises, compare friendships, and gambling. They talk about how Sal grew up, how Impractical Jokers blew up, and surviving the pandemic. They discus their flaws, having fun bombing past podcast appearances, and why no one should get a full set of new teeth. They talk about the infamous George Brett story dumping in his pants, Bert describes his own misfired dumps, and Sal has...
Jul 04, 2022•2 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, and Ninja from Die Antword trying to pick him up. Then Danny runs Tom through some fashion tips and all the hottest places he gets clothes from. https:/...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-segura Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is on dialysis and Tom Segura sits down with guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron used Ayahuasca to stop drinking, Ron getting arrested for drug smuggling, and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They trade standup comedy stories, discuss r...
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast We got guest bear Yannis Pappas joining Tom Segura this week! Go check out his standup comedy special "Mom Love" on YouTube! The bears discuss celebrity culture, standup comedy youtube specials, and fat football coaches like Stan Van Gundy and Mark Mangino. They find an article wondering why Bert Kreischer takes his shirt off all the time, describe what it feels like for your jokes to not work on stage, and appreciate everything Jewish people have done for society. They discuss cool things about...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week the two talk about Berts love of the band Wilco, how they each pitch this podcast to people who havent listened to it, and a promising new product Bert wants to be affiliated with. They discuss being fathers, buying gifts for their crew on the road, how they both got into sneaker culture, and why they ever became friends in the first place. Bert gets an important phone call from LeeAnn, the two break down what comme...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barsto...
May 30, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss hatmaking, Berts experience hanging with Christy Mack, Toms ad campaign he did with Jared Fogle, athletes who cheat on their spouses, Melissa Villasenor and Selena Gomez chola SNL sketch, and more. The Bears also take a test to see if theyre racist, and the results may surprise you! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld. They talk about how they got to where they are in comedy, being dads, and finding a work/life balance. Learn ...
May 16, 2022•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex. They discuss their sex lives, cultures from all over the world, a bartender Bert was attracted to the night before, and being diverse on accident. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboyto...
May 09, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of "2 Bears, 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's inability to keep a secret, jigsaw puzzles, racing Caeleb Dressel, why Bert should be a Speedo spokesperson, and "Jackass Forever." Bert recalls partying with Johnny Knoxville in the 90s, and the two FaceTime Steve-O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 02, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss finding your personal style and take a look at the style of celebrities such as Lenny Kravitz, Jason Momoa, Ben Affleck, and Jack Black. They also talk The Neck Boys, getting rest on tour, Logan Paul's pro wrestling debut, vacationing in Medellin, Kodak Black, and more. Plus, Bert introduces Tom to his new favorite game: Wordle. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.c...
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's Tom Segura's birthday, and Bert Kreischer, once again, topped their previous birthday gifts to each other. He got him a race car for 2 Bears Racing! The Bears call Matt Farah of "The Smoking Tire," who advised Bert on the purchase. He gives Tom and Bert a full run down of the car's specs. The Bears then swap stories of other meaningful gifts they've given to people, and get emotional discussing Bert's "Wait Staff Raffle" where he would give comedy club staff the chance to win money at his s...
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn started dating John Mayer. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad c...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/b...
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast For tickets to Bert's Cinco De Mayo show with Mark Normand and Metalachi at the Greek Theatre, go to https://bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour. Get yours today! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura! The bears start off the show talking about being bullies and being bullied in school. Who do you think was a bigger bully, Tom or Bert? Then they review shows and specials theyve recently seen, like Dave Chappelles Home Team: Earthquakes Legendary, Anthony ...
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his crew the night before, and Tom and Bert talk about "Yo! MTV Raps." This leads them to wonder why Method Man and Redman haven't started a podcast. They ...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! Bert starts the episode off comparing himself to minor league and Olympian athletes. What a surprise! Do you think Bert could challenge Caeleb Dressel at swimming? Israel Adesanya at fighting? What if they were both drunk? Tom tries talking about the new Chevrolet Corvette, 2 Bears Racing, and his genuine love for other peoples fear, but Bert moves onto his favorite politician, Saparmurat Niyazov, talks about commissioning a statue of himself, and/or Tom Se...
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss what they think Bert's daughter's college experience will be like due to Bert's "party guy" persona, their tastes in fashion and art, and Bert's process of perfecting his stand-up routine. Bert shares a joke he wrote about Joe Rogan and Neil Young, and The Bears discuss their nicknames and brainstorm which rappers have the best nicknames. They wrap up by looking at videos of paragliding and ziplining accidents. Learn more about ...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the female golfer rabbit hole. We check out other cool hobbies women can get into, watch some cool debt/stuck related "videos," and check out what kind of vide...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional fighter. How much should Bert get to be in a boxing ring with Israel "Stylebender" Adesanya? The bears discuss the recent passing of Louis Anderson, Bob S...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave, and we have guest bear David Spade joining Tom Segura! Spade has all sorts of questions as he just started an SNL themed podcast co-hosted by Dana Carvey called "Fly On The Wall." David tells Tom about getting on Saturday Night Live with Rob Schneider and what it was like to be a writer/performer on the cast back then. They talk about Tommy Boy, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, Gap Girls, and a horror story involving Eddie Murphy. Learn more about your ad choices....
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are finally recording out of the new set and Bert almost immediately ruins it. Bert fantasizes which celebrities he'd date, the bears discuss the Buffalo Bill's insane game and the incredible 2 Bears cleats that Gabe Davis wore during a game. The bears try doing some inspirational social media posts, we get an update on #TheMachine movie, Bert shares his Covid episode and a screen grab from his nest cam after he had sex. The bears talk hot sauces, Nadav's weight los...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
