Go see Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer LIVE at The MGM Grand Garden Arena, February 10th, 2024. Tickets available at: https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! https...
Oct 16, 2023•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Layne Norton is the founder of fitness coaching company BioLayne, a powerlifter, bodybuilder, and author. He joins Tom Segura to discuss powerlifting, bodybuilding, testosterone replacement therapy, stress management, the ketogenic diet, how unhealthy diet soda actually is, why people are obese, and wraps up by discussing Bert Kreischers new healthy lifestyle. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...
Oct 09, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Cipha Sounds joins Bert as a guest bear to talk about his journey from DJ to stand-up comedian. The two discuss sobriety and how being easy to work with will get you far in this industry.They also talk New York hip hop, the death of Tupac, and Ciphas new TV show Hip Hop Treasures, which sounds awesome. Theres also a conversation about religious sex and a move called soaking...
Oct 02, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom and Bert kick off the episode with their recent interactions with musicians. Bert saw Metallica and Tom's been talking with Oliver Anthony. They go on to talk about some of the biggest names in music: Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, and James Hetfield. Bert has a revelation about donating to GoFundMe. Tom and Bert switch lanes into a little sports talk, then baller foods. They wrap up the episode with a huge announcement. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertber...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by neuroscientist Andrew Huberman and jazz musician Cory Henry. The four of them discuss how music affects the brain, Berts recent decision to get healthy, how dopamine works, swimming with great white sharks, Toms basketball injury, whether or not Stevie Wonder can sing, anxiety, sleep apnea, sobriety, David Goggins, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour ...
Sep 18, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert discuss which wild animals they could beat in a fight, getting spray tans, seeing Metallica in concert, donating to charity, Kevin Hart's accident, racing, what makes someone a real artist, Taryn Manning, Bert's new diet, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss their favorite radio shows and podcasts, Scientology, how Peru lost Machu Picchu, what it takes to be an ambassador, and much more! Plus, Bert went to Jazzfest, and saw some of his favorite artists perform, and found some new favorites. Also, Bert is deciding to get sober to help ease his crazy schedule! htt...
Sep 04, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its the 200th episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got each other some awesome gifts to celebrate! Tom shows Bert Kevin Leonardos infamous Nair Hair Removal video, and Bert discusses having Covid 7 times, history, cancel culture, luxury tour buses, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking p...
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week we bring you 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in 4K! The bears are back in their Austin den and Bert tells Tom all about The Beer Olympics hosted by Bussin With The Boys, surrounded by ELITE athletes like Taylor Lewan, David Bakhtiari, Michael Chandler, and Shane Gillis. Tom then shares with Bert that their overweight producer, Nadav, has been challenged and is training for the NYC Marathon. Bert shows how strong hes become and shares his personal experiences and advic...
Aug 14, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week we have a very special 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Theo Von! They discuss having sunglass options, old school comedians with gimmicks, Matt Rife, and the evolution of getting on TV shows. They talk about Ole Miss and LSU College Football. They discuss how money has the potential to demotivate you and the feeling of making people laugh. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertb...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bert Kreischer is joined by guest bear Rob Lowe on this weeks episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Rob discusses being famous in the 80s, growing up with other movie stars in Malibu, golf, watch collecting, transcendental meditation, and much more! He also share stories about Cary Grant, Unstable, The Outsiders, and Rumble Fish, gives advice on making a first move, and discusses moving out of L.A. to Santa Barbara. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/...
Jul 31, 2023•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Catch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler every Thursday! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave. They discuss beard grooming, staying in shape, some of their favorites bites and drinks, car accident videos, and much more! They have fun with the FaceApp, give an update on 2 Bears Racing, ponder buying chloroform, and call Dr. Drew for his guidance on it. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour ...
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about do...
Jul 17, 2023•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Go watch Toms new special SledgeHammer now streaming on Netflix! Its a week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with your favorite bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They start off with talking about Berts distrust in Doctor Quacks, terrifying hot air balloons, Berts current struggles that he should discuss with a therapist and some wild food adventures. They discuss their kids, chloroform and fun challenges and what state would be the most fun to move to. They trade stories about their first times with girls, ...
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. We have another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Kountry Wayne. Kountry tells us about his 10 kids, growing up selling cocaine, and loving food. They talk about women, Kountry Waynes journey, cars and music. Kountry Wayne sheds some light on his content and what it was like to work with Lil Boozy and TI. They talk about Kountrys character Drip, how it compares to Bobcat Goldthwai...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Aris YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normands bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of pe...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isnt real. They talk about some weird fan interactions theyve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much hes been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, D...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Tim Dillon! Tim explores what his political platform would be for 2024, North Korean way of life, and what murder feels like, allegedly, and the Austin serial killer. They discuss wildly inappropriate politicians, Tims new book, and how horrible cruises are. They discuss accommodations for fat people, trans racial folks, and Tim Dillons incredible ability for creating great content. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbe...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babi, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at in...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura is here to talk to his guest bear, American professional stock car racer who competes full time in the NASCAR Cup Series driving the #12 Ford Mustang for Team Penske, Ryan Blaney! Tom learns about how Ryan got into pro racing, Ryan learns about Toms love of cars, and Ryan shares some hilarious Michael Jordan stories. Ryan shares the differences between the different skill levels of racing, racer Josh Williams who walked across the track in protest, touring...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Go watch The Machine in theaters starting May 26th! Go to http://TheMachine.Movie to find showtimes near you. Its 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear, cult classic director, producer and podcaster, Kevin Smith! The bears discuss the business of podcasting, how Kevin experimented with live shows, and The Machine. They talk about a new chapter of Hollywood, Ben Affleck, and Kevin opens up about his recent mental breakdown. They share insights about workaholism, family life overlappin...
May 22, 2023•3 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Go see Ryan Sickler's new standup comedy special "Lefty's Son" Available on YouTube now:https://youtu.be/AXGHgyr2MNA Get the Eazy E Sleep Mask here:https://store.ymhstudios.com/collections/newest-products/products/eazy-e-had-aids-sleepmask It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild sto...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jims new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carrs attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jims comedy, Jims Dad and A...
May 08, 2023•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this weeks 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it. https://...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Its another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedians act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos theyre going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity, https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour...
Apr 24, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Big Jay Oakerson! Go check out his new comedy special Dog Belly on YouTube right now! Tom and Jay talk about the chaotic Ari Shaffir, the shameless Bert Kreischer, and the confident Kevin Hart. They t...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Its a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each others hair and try to figure out if theyd get hair transplants. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbe...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Berts experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians. https://tomsegura.com/tour htt...
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischers place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissys new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris new show Super Maximum Retro Show, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed...
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