MERGEFIELD Description What if Alien… but with titties? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant St...
Jul 18, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022) . Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcom...
Jul 11, 2023•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random ...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart ...
Jun 27, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Lo...
Jun 06, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Therapy: The Movie MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram...
May 30, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of...
May 23, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to ...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description How do Leprechaun work? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Spider; Strong, silly violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHo...
May 09, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Witch, please MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment More teen drama/thriller than horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo...
May 02, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cheesy 1960s spooky stories ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal Death, Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ...
Apr 25, 2023•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Bal...
Apr 18, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Anthony Hudson Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment 80s-style camp killer camp classic ) Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic" Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Apr 15 @ 3pm ET: THE ORPHANAGE (2...
Apr 11, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Arthouse prairie thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon You...
Apr 04, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part...
Mar 28, 2023•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description They probably should have gone to Barcelona. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super smart film, but it still goes hard ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Hor...
Mar 21, 2023•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter...
Mar 14, 2023•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twit...
Mar 07, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Gimme that old time religion. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwi...
Feb 28, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies ) Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cran...
Feb 21, 2023•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter ...
Feb 14, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie) Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Cook like an Egyptian... Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible) Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Jan 31, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horr...
Jan 24, 2023•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast "Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Va...
Jan 17, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.) Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 ...
Jan 13, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Bonus Episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to. Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack) Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9...
Jan 03, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
