MERGEFIELD Description If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Lo...
Jun 06, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Therapy: The Movie MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram...
May 30, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of...
May 23, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to ...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description How do Leprechaun work? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Spider; Strong, silly violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHo...
May 09, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Witch, please MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment More teen drama/thriller than horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo...
May 02, 2023•2 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cheesy 1960s spooky stories ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal Death, Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ...
Apr 25, 2023•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Bal...
Apr 18, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Anthony Hudson Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment 80s-style camp killer camp classic ) Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic" Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Apr 15 @ 3pm ET: THE ORPHANAGE (2...
Apr 11, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Arthouse prairie thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon You...
Apr 04, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part...
Mar 28, 2023•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description They probably should have gone to Barcelona. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super smart film, but it still goes hard ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Hor...
Mar 21, 2023•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter...
Mar 14, 2023•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twit...
Mar 07, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Gimme that old time religion. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwi...
Feb 28, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies ) Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cran...
Feb 21, 2023•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter ...
Feb 14, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie) Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Cook like an Egyptian... Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible) Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Jan 31, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horr...
Jan 24, 2023•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast "Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Va...
Jan 17, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.) Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 ...
Jan 13, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Bonus Episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to. Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack) Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9...
Jan 03, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 27, 2022•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie. Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama) Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 20, 2022•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style) Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @Ran...
Dec 13, 2022•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time. Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy) Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 06, 2022•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
