The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle. Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!) Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo...
May 17, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast The hockey mask debut-eth. Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil ...
May 13, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast "Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack) Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan AND Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collect...
May 10, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn. Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense) Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares; Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE. Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas) Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Ceci...
Apr 26, 2022•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Where's Waldo? But make it creepy. Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py) Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale htt...
Apr 19, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending) Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo Live Stream Apr 16 3pm: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editin...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to… Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.) Content Warnings: Gaslighting Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh Patreon Live Stream Apr 16: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightv...
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it. Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy) Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonight...
Mar 29, 2022•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Just say no to blood, kids. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.) Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Ed...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Never trust neighbors or actors. Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction LIVE SHOW Mar 19 @ 3pm ET: The Fly (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-fly RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale....
Mar 15, 2022•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast The first year of high school is always the roughest. Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games) Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Gran...
Mar 08, 2022•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast She's my mother's sister's girl. Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary) Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://wel...
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everyone has that super annoying little brother. Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.) Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Edi...
Feb 22, 2022•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast A good plumber is hard to find. Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares) Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patr...
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think) Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water Live Patreon Show Sat Feb 12 @ 3pm ET: Sleepy Hollow (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie. Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.) Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welco...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes. Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.inst...
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby) Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares) Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldw...
Jan 18, 2022•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Come here and let mommy clean you up. Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax) Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcom...
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did. Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody) Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here. Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror) Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldw...
Dec 28, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends. Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals) Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion Up Next: Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David B...
Dec 21, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable... Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face) Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017 Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Nig...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Zombies be shoppin'. Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking) Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/dav...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast ET fucks around and finds out. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling Up Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJTmrNK92aQ RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonigh...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay? Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out) Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: Davi...
Nov 23, 2021•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion? Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?) Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia; Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome ...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast The key word here is "experimental." Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film) Content Warnings: Suicide Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018 Livestream 11/13 3pmET: It Follows (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/it-follows RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to ...
Nov 09, 2021•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible. Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships) Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale htt...
Nov 02, 2021•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
