MERGEFIELD Description Puberty is a pretty rough time. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror ...
Jul 30, 2024•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Acid trip Kill Bill MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Ultraviolent revenge tale ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHor...
Jul 23, 2024•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Is it cake… or is it shunt MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin R...
Jul 16, 2024•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Maybe you're just not a cat person. (alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale...
Jul 09, 2024•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm Next Week’s Film * RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Ba...
Jul 02, 2024•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description 1980s sax appeal MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Totally 80s PG-13 horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film Sat June 29 Livestream: NOPE (2022) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale )...
Jun 25, 2024•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Bald...
Jun 18, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very PG-ish and fun monster movie ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Some gooey gore; animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram ...
Jun 11, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description The time-traveling witch does not like your shower. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment 80s TV-level scares ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & I...
Jun 04, 2024•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description You're gonna need a spookier boat. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ,...
May 28, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description You'll never guess what this movie is about. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Le...
May 21, 2024•2 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description The blanket monster wants your child. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film Live Stream: Sunday May 19 @ 3pm ET - MAD GOD (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Ba...
May 14, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Stop and kill the flowers. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube...
May 07, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Real bloody but all in service to comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Nice family gets along great. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @Ran...
Apr 23, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work ...
Apr 16, 2024•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Fin...
Apr 09, 2024•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Yo...
Apr 02, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our ...
Mar 26, 2024•2 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon ! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on...
Mar 19, 2024•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Ba...
Mar 12, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike shitheads are at it again MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo:...
Mar 05, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Maybe don't buy a Plymouth MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , ...
Feb 27, 2024•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description What goes around comes around. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing...
Feb 20, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description The title is the plot. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 1 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Tw...
Feb 13, 2024•2 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Hollywood's a cutthroat business MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterbo...
Feb 06, 2024•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description What if a city… but also a giant monster? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on...
Jan 30, 2024•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film MERGEFIELD JustWatch_link LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon . Rand...
Jan 23, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Welcome to Nun Island MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horro...
Jan 16, 2024•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Look, ma! Two hands! MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon ...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
