"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension) Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Nig...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast It all depends on how much you like Sondheim. Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/ Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topato...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) ...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: D...
Oct 12, 2021•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Kids, don't have kids. Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy) Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night ...
Oct 05, 2021•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes! Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory) Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night V...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram....
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin ...
Sep 14, 2021•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects) Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welc...
Sep 07, 2021•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish) Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagr...
Aug 31, 2021•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements) Content Warnings: Stalking Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977 Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Crano...
Aug 24, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it. Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.) Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: Davi...
Aug 17, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again! Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/mov...
Aug 10, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Diminishing returns in this horror anthology Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy) Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin ...
Aug 03, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast The title contains a complete plot summary. Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.) Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David...
Jul 27, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT) Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/n...
Jul 20, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast Beatles stans with mind control Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http...
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcom...
Jul 06, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast 30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.) Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin ...
Jul 01, 2021•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast [facepalm emoji] Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out) Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer & Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin ht...
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky. Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary) Content Warnings: Entrails Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale ht...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell. Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now ava...
Jun 15, 2021•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: Da...
Jun 08, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer. Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.in...
Jun 01, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness) Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence Up Next: Alien Resurrection (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no...
May 25, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Proto-Lynchian hell house Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work o...
May 18, 2021•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's a werewolf team-building retreat! Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cec...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles. Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/ Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-a...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwi...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
