MERGEFIELD Description Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon...
Mar 04, 2025•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , ...
Feb 25, 2025•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Typical American tourists MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gory, body horror comedy classic ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Yo...
Feb 18, 2025•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy faces; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Le...
Feb 11, 2025•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Vampires versus were-horses MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo:...
Feb 04, 2025•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Another adorable song ruined by ghosts MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , ...
Jan 28, 2025•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube ...
Jan 21, 2025•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random H...
Jan 14, 2025•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Always keep your promises MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patre...
Jan 07, 2025•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Tell me what's on your mind. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Lo...
Dec 31, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8 /10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 24, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10 /10 ( Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares ) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Dec 17, 2024•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast "Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9 /10 ( Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (...
Dec 13, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast 🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8 /10 ( Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here . Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm : SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Rando...
Dec 10, 2024•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Judge *some* books by their covers. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...
Nov 26, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: Davi...
Nov 19, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterbo...
Nov 12, 2024•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon ...
Nov 05, 2024•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description "Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: ...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more o...
Oct 29, 2024•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Such typical Gemini behavior MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm : Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Va...
Oct 22, 2024•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTub...
Oct 15, 2024•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description A Hard(core) Day's Night MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd...
Oct 08, 2024•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you just have to let things go. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram ...
Oct 01, 2024•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description "Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @Rand...
Sep 24, 2024•2 hr 55 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Girls just wanna have fun MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Nig...
Sep 17, 2024•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description "Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & In...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts...
Sep 10, 2024•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description This house needs a full gut reno MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon ...
Sep 03, 2024•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
