Nikki and Brian tune in remotely from Los Angeles in their respective abodes. They both discuss Nikki's autographs and search how much they cost to buy on eBay. The hot trend of Get Ready With Me (GRWM) videos and how "Girls Chat" wish they could be a part of that TikTok world. They get into the nitty gritty about why new parents never hire babysitters and rely on grandparents to do the work. The final thought comes from every mother from the 80s and 90s: "Be happy with what you have!" Subscribe...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Brian are back in the LA studio with friend of the pod, Carlisle Forrester. Brian shares his weekend story and the newest hit single "Baby Shoe". He shares his food poisoning on the road and Carlisle shares her horror story of Coachella. Nikki has fallen head over heels for Taylor Swift's new album "The Tortured Poets Department", even recording a bonus episode on it (out now!). Final thought covers how audience members react to punchlines. Are they offensive or not? Subscribe to Big M...
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki invites her friend, comedian Nour Hadidi, to join her in reviewing the first part of Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" album and discussing what it was like hearing it for the first time. Yes, this is a deep dive! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast The first episode of CW's Lover's and Liars has dropped. What better time to have Benedict Polizzi on for a mini reunion? Nikki, Brian, and Benedict chat about past seasons, what it's like to get rejected on TV, how to handle a first kiss when everyone is watching, and how to appeal to a narcissist. Nikki realizes that she will die in a hotel, and it better be a Four Seasons. She and Benedict bond over the necessity of spray tans and teeth whitening. In the Final Thought, Noa has an announcement...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is positive that Brian cannot guess the price of a bikini. Wearing brands is mostly co'uhl. Nikki is fascinated with the new documentary "Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion" on Netflix. The best thirst trap is one that doesn't show anything. Brian thinks that pay pigs would love Nikki; unbeknownst to him, she does have experience with one. Besties on OnlyFans respond with thoughtful messages. Nikki got the best bunion massage of her life in Australia from the Massage Guys at M...
Apr 18, 2024•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is now in LA and closer to a very busy week. Her afternoon started with a fundraiser where she got to spend some quality time with Tiffany Haddish. If you had bad breath, would you bring it up to the person you're talking to, or pretend like it's not there? Is it classier to watch French adult films? What about having an OnlyFans, can people be successful without posting nudes? These are the important questions of the day. Nikki, Brian, and Noa talk about losing a high school friend to coo...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Are only children messed up, or do they have an advantage? After spending time with family, Nikki plays house only if Taylor Swift is involved. After wishing for a plane crash, Nikki got a good scare from her 2-year-old nephew, who sees ghosts. Before a crazy week of TV taping, Nikki is about to leave the Pechanga Hotel and Casino. She recalls an earlier time in her career when she got to drive there with her comedy hero. In the Final Thought, Nikki makes a pledge to stop tanning, though it migh...
Apr 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Brian discuss the new series "3 Body Problem." Nikki has been engrossed in the documentary "Tom vs Time" and has become an expert on Tom Brady. The Fboy spinoff "Lovers & Liars" is now available on the CW App. Nikki and Brian share stories from the set and about the contestants. Nikki mentions a scene from "Tom vs Time" where she noticed signs of trouble in Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's relationship. In the Final Thought, they discuss the end of relationships and some exciting up...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki's dad, EJ, is in the studio. Nikki is not a fan of April Fool's pranks, although her Girl's chat did have a good one. Recently, Nikki lent her expertise to help Anya promote her music, yet she finds herself stumped when it comes to brainstorming marketing ideas for her own endeavors. They take a look at Nikki's IG explore page. Brian helps Nikki come up with a new password to prevent a data breach. Nikki is very much into correcting her 'pelvic tilt'. She has been on a Tom Brady TB12 kick,...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki had a loaded day of therapy that ended in a bawling session. The last time Brian cried was when he watched America's Got Talent. Nikki surprises everyone by unveiling a unique talent that ties her closely to airplanes. Do you have "Lovers and Liars" on CW marked on your calendar for April 11th? Nikki goes through a Reddit post from a 72-year-old who offers life hacks. Over the weekend, Nikki learned a life lesson about performing in front of family and friends. They discuss the deadly sins...
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's a little bit surprising that Brian has custom hello tones for different people. Nikki has her version of goodbyes called the Glaser Exit. It's perfect for people who want to dodge an emotional interaction. The latest Max series, "Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV," has Nikki's blood boiling. Over the weekend, Nikki had one of the worst moments of her career at a red carpet event for The Mark Twain Prize honoring Kevin Hart. In the Final Thought, Brian is shocked to learn the story of N...
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki doesn't have to wait for a balcony accident to shed tears to her own tunes. She felt consoled by advice Jeff Tweedy shares in his book. Brian and Nikki answer what's ironic and when they love riffing on stage. Brian shares his theory on "grey aliens" and abductions. Nikki is fascinated by communities around people who believe they are being "gang stalked". Nikki and Brian have some more pet peeves to share about airlines. They even have an idea how to make air travel worse! Brian and Noa t...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki ropes Julie into the show for good reason. Imagine if podcasts didn't exist? What would comedians do? Noa and Brian try to explain the new bill that would ban TikTok. Julie thought she was an Enneagram 3 all week when she is really a 1. Nikki tells an anecdote about her dad not finding his favorite dish on a menu. Julie breaks it to Nikki that her dad is about to upset the whole neighborhood. Nikki is on a mission to get her parents in shape and has been shopping around town for a new gym....
Mar 21, 2024•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast No, Nikki did not bring a pet brush for show and tell; it's a new one she found that is gentle on her hair. A reminder that there are two things most people find gross that Nikki loves: warts and plaque scraping. Nikki almost lied and said she felt achy for her age, but she feels fine. She and Brian talk about pain manifesting in the body and how to overcome it. Everyone would be better off if they found community. Make sure you don't run when Brian approaches you with a clipboard. Nikki and Noa...
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Julie is back, twinning with Nikki in matching sweaters. It was hard not to love Ryan Gosling's Oscar rendition of "I'm Just Ken". Nikki took Brian on the road this weekend as her opener. He got a front-row seat for an exchange she had with a doppelganger. Backstage, they delved into Enneagram numbers and shared what they learned about each other. Nikki reads the test for Besties to take at home, and Julie also finds out her number. Nikki dove into videos on toxic shame from a psychiatrist that ...
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Brian went to see U2 at The Sphere and they have a whole lot to say about it. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@Bria...
Mar 07, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Nikki Glaser Podcast proudly joins iHeart's International Women's Day festivities and their Women Take The Mic series . Nikki and Brian give a warm welcome to everyone's little sister, Esther Povitsky of Drugstore June & Trash Tuesday podcast . It's no secret that Nikki's material has been reflections on not wanting kids and the joys of avoiding parenthood. Esther, eight months pregnant, has a casual attitude to pregnancy. Together these dynamics lead to all sorts of twists. Additionally...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everyone's getting ready to kick back and enjoy some downtime! Nikki's adventuring down under in Australia, while Noa's tying the knot. Amidst all the excitement, Nikki delves into the chilling last words of Sam Kinison. Meanwhile, she's also intrigued by DMT, but Brian's not vibing with the idea of being too disconnected from reality. And hey, misspelling Brian's name? Definitely not cool. Speaking of uncoolness, what's the deal with all these new words invading our vocab? But amidst it all, Ni...
Feb 28, 2024•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Is football rigged? Is Travis Kelce on another level? And what's the deal with people hanging out in parking lots in Fort Pierce? Nikki and Brian are diving into these burning questions, armed only with speculation. Nikki's craving more sunlight, can her upcoming Australian vacation serve her some rays? Brian's got a cautionary tale about his near-death experience Down Under. Trauma yoga voice has been Nikki's saving grace amidst her recent bout of depression. Nikki talks about an awkward movie ...
Feb 22, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's part two of our pre-Super Bowl podcasts from the iHeart and NFL stage. Things take a turn as both Nikki and Brian are recognized by their guests. Brian's shirt brings about a 'Jerry Maguire' moment with Rodney Thomas' agent, and Chris Long learns that the new sports broadcaster he thought looked like Nikki Glaser IS Nikki Glaser! Brian makes a move to catch Tyreek Hill. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Brian synthesize their experience while pinching themselves to make sure it's real. *Besti...
Feb 15, 2024•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast By stroke of luck, this year the Swifties world and NFL merged. Is it not the best time for iHeart to invite The Nikki Glaser Podcast to Media Row for this year's Super Bowl? Yep, that's exactly what happened! Nikki and Brian connect with sports figures and players in attendance. Nikki catches up with sportscaster Dan Hanzus of the Around The NFL Podcast, whom she's known for ages. They also meet former All-Pro Charles "Peanut" Tillman and former Pro Bowler Roman Harper of the NFL Players: Secon...
Feb 15, 2024•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki found herself in an embarrassing spotlight over the weekend, on stage at an auction for Janie's Fund during Steven Tyler's Grammy party. Noa, in return, tells her own cringe-worthy moment in a Victoria's Secret fitting room. Meanwhile, Brian emerges unscathed. Nikki dishes out more tales from the party, including her newfound friendships. In her Final Thought, Nikki vows to conquer all the Golden Globe-nominated films, starting with her review of "Killers of The Flower Moon." Brian, on the...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast When the opportunity arises to catch up with a friend, you've gotta take it! Nikki & Brian are joined by comedian Kelsey Cook while on the road for her Mark Your Territory Tour. The trio discusses what it takes to record a comedy special, how Kelsey got together with Chad Daniels, meeting step kids for the first time, aging parents, and how to make friends in a new town. In the Final Thought, they conclude that it's okay to make mistakes because no one will remember you anyway. Subscribe to ...
Feb 08, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast According to Nikki, the best flight will have you horizontal. Brian claims to have looted in his life. Taylor can, of course, top his crime story. Nikki and Taylor are loving "American Nightmare" on Netflix. Nikki finished season 2 of "Love on The Spectrum" and gives her take on it, including the infamous cupcake scene. They talk about dealing with rejection in high school, which leads Brian to remember what happened when he messaged the most popular girl in school. In The Final Thought, Nikki t...
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Isn't it sweet that Julie asked if she could join Nikki on the road? It's a much nicer thought than all the food waste and garbage piling up around the world. Nikki and Julie had the worst time getting out of Atlanta Airport. Nikki was considering going against an alarming airport announcement when a fan named Joshua came to the rescue. Brian and Nikki talk about the Kansas City Chiefs making it to the Super Bowl and drop a bombshell about who else will be there. Nikki loves the tender moment be...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is so inspired by Brian's experience in a writing group that she wants to challenge her friends to join one with her. Brian vividly recalls Nikki's froyo obsession, a spectacle witnessed firsthand in the Not Safe office. During her voice lesson, Nikki found a way to get more in her groove. She's happily finished editing her special and is already working on a concept for a new hour. While the group explores the art of tension in horror films, Brian drops a revelation to make every scary mo...
Jan 26, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Unfortunately, the wide-leg jean and oversized clothes trend is not resonating with Nikki's boyfriend. Nikki and Brian observed something noteworthy about the CLT airport during their weekend travels. Despite feeling depressed, Nikki manifested something positive for Taylor Swift. Brian provides an update on the NFL and speculates on potential Super Bowl contenders. Nikki draws parallels between football fans and Swifties. They all find common ground in criticizing the absurdity of commercials t...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and the crew are discussing their latest life plans—some include weddings, some a trip to Australia, and some involve "Dazzle Dry." Nikki, who typically dislikes talking on planes, recently had a change of heart. Taylor thinks that Nikki hasn't changed since high school. They delve into men's habits, the debate of moving fast versus moving slow, and Nikki shares another airline mishap where she got called a "Beige Bag." Nikki admits to having a morbid curiosity, she addresses people's fear...
Jan 19, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast After a fun night out, Nikki is joined in the studio by her longtime BFF, Taylor, for a recap. They discuss two of the best moments on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," one with Jennifer Garner and the other with the late, great Norm Macdonald . Taylor joined Nikki and her family in seeing Tyler Henry live. They recap highlights including their frustration with some members of the audience. Brian is skeptical, can Nikki & Taylor change his mind about Mediums? The answer, it turns out, is no.....
Jan 18, 2024•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Julie is back on the pod and no she is not having a stroke. Nikki asks Noa to share more about her announcement. While Brian thinks that no women's facial creams work, Nikki loves taking the next step and can't wait for her Botox to settle. They all discuss why people choose to commit to something difficult. Nikki and Julie are excited to see Tyler Henry live, yet Brian is very skeptical. Brian reviews Dave Chappelle's new Netflix Special and Nikki reviews Saltburn. She also shares more stories ...
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