Nikki is looking forward to being in airplane mode and snoozing to the east coast. She and Andrew talk about how to handle fights with your partner and how Love Is Blind showed something that Nikki learned for her relationship. Nikki teases some topics she discussed on The Tiger Belly Podcast. You Heard It Here First; a laboring orgasm and a festival none of us are going to. For Wild Card Wednesday they play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? and talk hard lessons learned about love. In The F...
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is sorta distraught over big life commitments and wonders how people go through with them. She gets emotional about feeling that her friendship efforts are not being seen by someone who is the most special to her in the entertainment industry. Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon inspires a guessing game. You Heard It Here First, an odd self defense technique for a subway attack and how to tell someone is lying. Nikki shows Andrew her Reddit Dump and they have a good laugh over ketchup alternative...
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki used her spare time between 18 sets over the weekend to listen to Taylor Swift's latest album Midnight non-stop. She, Andrew and Noa sharetheir notes on the album. Nikki can relate to the song Mastermind and recalls a time she wrote a TV segment to get her now boyfriend to notice her. While watching Love Is Blind, she concluded that saying something about herself would make the guy behind the wall bolt his door shut. Nikki and Andrew talk about shifting gears and putting out quantity over ...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki morally doesn't know what to do about the Taylor Swift album leak. She tells Andrew all that she knows about Midnights and the conundrum her friend put her in. Nikki shares a story about her friends bumping into Harry Styles and how he refused a photo in the best way. Nikki would never turn down a photo, especially now that she has a new tool for protection (Caution: it did scratch her when she reached into her purse). Andrew is excited about his Weekly Sports Moment about a golf tournamen...
Oct 21, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki gets a fresh flower delivery to welcome her back to California. She and Andrew realize that Besties are the best search engines and challenge internet sleuths to find a John Mayer concert she saw at the Pageant in STL. Nikki tells Andrew about her night doing stand up for the first time with her new voice and how she fumbled an introduction when bringing up Owen Smith. Andrew reminds her about the first time he had to bring her up on stage and the mistake he made. You Heard It Here First, ...
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki witnessed some wild moments at the airport recently, one involved an aquamarine man and another one quite possibly herself. She asks Andrew if she went too far trying to assist someone on the TSA Clear line. Andrew knows he would go for a free hot dog on the sinking Titanic and Nikki wants to know what he wants inscribed on his tombstone. Nikki helps Andrew understand women's periods more. You Heard It Here First; quickies are a-okay. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they are inspired to give Bestie...
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Producer Noa recap their weekend in Denver hanging out, talking too much and seeing the band Metric. Andrew went to see his buddy musician Jake Owen. Luckily he did not leave the concert with a beer can bruise or a new tattoo. Nikki and Andrew try to guess the plot of a movie they've never seen, have a debate about asking for free tickets to shows, Noa tells a story about meeting a Bestie at the airport and Nikki almost at an "Uncrustable" off the ground. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk abou...
Oct 18, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki shares some new words she has learned, Andrew shares that he didn't like reading in front of the class. On the topic of performance anxiety, Nikki didn't really have any when she played a part in Comedy Central's Cursed Friends . Andrew looks back at his trip to Germany and shares a story about his friend hooking up on the Eurail. Nikki encourages people with good poop stories to share them. You Heard It Here First: Nikki's poopy artwork, seeing faces in things, women who need help and can...
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's that time of month when Nikki's vagina feels like an armpit, she and Andrew cancel some of their subscription apps and Nikki realizes that she has to retire some jeans. Nikki wonders how much of her life was wasted staying in bed. She's obsessed with Netflix's Dahmer-Monster, Andrew got the drift by watching the first and last episode. You Heard It Here First: no more using your birthday to get more sympathy during a break up, beware of beautiful influencers telling stories to music and Nik...
Oct 13, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is the kind of gal that likes a planned surprise when it comes to engagements, Andrew won't be able to get up from getting down on one knee. Nikki won on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and talks about what happened behind the scenes. Over the weekend it may have been Nikki's parents who were the stars of Tom Segura's show. Andrew is very close to getting Nikki to join him at his F45 class. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we discover a new way to get around if we feel lazy, try to feel good about accomp...
Oct 12, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's something about being in Nikki's apartment that makes Andrew want to poop. Nikki shares her tricks for pooping more easily and Anya Marina confirms. They discuss Nick Kroll's new comedy special, why we are all mean to our moms and how they have conflict and resolution with a partner. Nikki plays a video she did for Kansas University. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 game the topic is: songs to make love to. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod ...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are back and they are not wearing "shape ups". Nikki got into lawyer movies late and she's grateful for it, she tells Andrew about finding common ground with a man who almost judged her at a Toadies show and a story about her friend using an earrapé at a baby class to get out of her comfort zone. You Heard It Here First, it's important to have partners have friends of the opposite sex, everyone needs to relax and where is the heart, really? In Fanthrax they listen to voicemails ...
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Taylor "McGrawless" is in town and hanging with Nikki and Andrew for the pod. They discuss some of 9/11, how seeing the Challenger explode affected Nikki and how EJ set her straight about nuclear war. Andrew cried while watching Top Gun last night and Nikki almost melted when Miles Teller made eye contact with her last month. You Heard It Here First, bad luck on a rollercoaster, an orgasm on a rollercoaster, strange addictions, mind wandering causes depression and Taylor's latest five finger sho...
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki premieres her new voice and she sounds like her old...young self again. Anya Marina joins her and Andrew and there is no shortage of silliness. They talk about bizarre fan requests, their creative process and missing good tv and film. You Heard It Here First, your breath affects your dog's mood and Taylor Swift's reveals details about a new song. In theTop1 Bottom1 game they revisit old technologies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 04, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast UPDATE: This will be the last show that Nikki will use her robot voice! Nikki, Andrew, Chris and Noa start off by talking about the list of Best TV Shows and then somehow dive into platform shoes for men. They bring back the segment Burning Questions For Bob to ask each other what they really wanted to know about the last couple of weeks that the show has slowed down. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @Nikki...
Sep 30, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon, first kisses and first sex and how Jon Hamm fell into the story of Nikki and Chris falling in love. You Heard It Here First: A man was finally mic'd having an orgasm but not like we wanted, dancing is a depresh kill...
Sep 29, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called Earrape (disirregardlessly). They listen to a bunch of Fanthrax voicemails that cover Swifty dance parties, a mispronunciation, forest sex, 1st orgasms and dating advice. --- Watch this episode ...
Sep 20, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret mission. Andrew is hanging on to the edge of his seat by his fissure. Chris Convy also joins to help recap the story. While we drop the pod weekly please catch up on past episodes and vide...
Sep 13, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower, Andrew and Noa aren't used to it. While her partner is away Nikki has been trying to use music to masturbate and at the same time has a new appreciation for "Daddy" Po...
Sep 07, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress' rap career. In the Fanthrax segment Besties leave voicemails about working in restaurants, wanting an update on Anya's lost bikini, awkward movie scenes, why Nikki is a bird and fee...
Sep 02, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she was a teacher. In the news, You Heard It Here First, they decide that stealing from restaurants is not cool, Nikki hasn't seen cum in years and the consensus is to leave Harry Styles and Olivi...
Sep 01, 2022•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find o...
Aug 31, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the behind the scenes of her show opening, the political roast segment , working with kids and interviews with Danny DeVito and Jameela Jamil . Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle talk abo...
Aug 30, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki te...
Aug 26, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his ...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs. Chris may take the relationship to a new level now that Nikki has a picture of him on her lock screen. While in Boston, Nikki went all out and bought a ring to remind her of...
Aug 24, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew remember colloquialisms from their early days. Nikki is so done with forwards and introductions in books. They discuss 'The Princess' and Nikki points out the jealous in Princess Di and Prince Charles' relationship. They discuss the good, bad and ugly of a punchline about Jewish people. Nikki gives more details about her upcoming vocal surgery and luckily the procedure won't require something from one of Noa's metal albums. Nikki and Andrew had some recent interactions with fans...
Aug 23, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib . He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give her more of a reason to zone out in the elevator. Andrew tries to manifest a new penis. Nikki admits that women find it hard to ask guys to use condoms, Ben and Andrew admit that men want sex no matter what. In Fanthrax, Bes...
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are excited to talk to Ben Gleib about his new special THE MAD KING which is available for free. Andrew's mouth can't help but add some sound effects while Nikki tells Ben about her favorite jokes from the special. Ben points out something problematic with Nikki's PSA about sharing the road with cyclists. Nikki pays scrupulous attention to porn analytics and that is too much for Ben's ADHD. They play the Blankest Thing and discuss the "smartest" thing they've ever done. This lea...
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is rounding out the week with Chris Convy and Good Will's new potential ambassador Julie Glaser. Nikki and Chris may take a note from Andrew's book about a king sized bed. Julie recalls the time from Nikki's childhood when she became a bitch (not her words). Nikki and Chris discuss their favorite Norm Macdonald jokes, Nikki does 2 second impersonations and Julie talks about her lung. In Fanthrax, besties discuss gibberish techniques, Peter Park of Fboy Island and lies that parents tell. --...
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