Nikki and Andrew look at an old photo of the Cheers cast and are shocked by what people in their thirty's used to look like. Nikki wishes celebs would be more open about work they get done. Andrew talks about getting stretched and Nikki thinks her day can be spiced up with an accent. You Heard It Here First, we are closing the wage gap, a local restaurant stands up to a bully, pets can help you get into a relationship and Nikki does care about nude scenes but probably shouldn't. In the Top1 Bott...
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki tells Andrew about what she has so far learned about stoicism. She's looking forward to helping PETA later and announced that she will be hosting E!'s GRAMMY Awards Pre Red Carpet show on Sunday. Andrew is excited to open up for David Spade while she is out of town. You Heard It Here First, Noa's headline gets Nikki to talk about a new bit that she is still working out. Andrew shares a behind the scenes conversation. They throw their two cents in about a country artist cancelling his show ...
Apr 01, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is being honest right off the bat with something that she feels embarrassed asking. Andrew admits he also had doubts about the topic of her question. To get pumped for their Austin and New Orleans dates they talk about some fun stuff to do while there. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew share their thoughts on cheap hacks for the face, side effects of social media and why couples argue. The brutal honesty closes the show as Nikki talks about her admiration for Taylor Tomlinson that ...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki talks more about all the crazy experiences she had last week. Andrew is so proud of her for auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola and introducing her family to Wilco. Play a quiz with them called "Is It Taylor Swift or Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales?" . You Heard It Here First: There is still no spray tan hack, Nikki is lucky to be height blind and congratulations to Taylor Swift! A couple of good finds in Nikki's Reddit Dump and a little bit more about meeting your heroes. S...
Mar 30, 2022•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki absolutely loves Bestie encounters, especially when she is with her parents. They discuss the Oscars 2022 and all the moments that you can't get enough of. You Heard It Here First, Taxidermy vs Cryotherapy, farting terms in a relationship, Nikki's new fragrance and big changes at her most visited site. Nikki does care about a missed in memoriam tribute and the Top 1 Bottom 1 features takes on the Will Smith and Chris Rock debacle at the Oscars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://w...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on Kim K's controversial statement and in the news they cover OnlyFans, nail salons and when is a good time to change a baby's name. Nikki shares tweets she likes and cringe videos in her Reddit Dump. In the Fi...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are joined by Anya Marina in the first part of the show. Nikki has a lot to share, a new pillow and an update on her relationship status. They discuss being selfless in a relationship before departing with Anya. They dub a new segment led by Besties an old name; Burning Questions For Bob. Nikki still can't get that darn ring off but that doesn't stop her and Andrew from getting into all sorts of fun topics. For more Nikki and Andrew: nikkiglaser.com andrewcollincomedy.com instag...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are joined by BFF and tourmate Anya Marina . Nikki discusses her time babysitting her nephew and giving a 3 hour performance. Nikki and Anya review Love Is Blind 2 but Andrew has a pitch for a spinoff, Love is Deaf. You Heard It Here First: checkout Nikki, Andrew and Anya on tour , elevator etiquette and another embarrassing moment caught on Zoom. They get into the habit of eating their own bodies then cover bad words on Top 1 Bottom 1. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki can hear clearly now, but only on one side. Andrew has a proudest moment while losing his hearing at a rap concert back in the day. They didn't know it but Nikki has a HUGE announcement, Besties get first dibs on hearing it. They discuss times they thought they would be murdered, sexy secrets and pandemic TV. You Heard It Here First, ham drop...ped dead, Britney saved herself and a new softer combat sport. On Fanthrax Besties react to a controversial Fboy Island moment, tell a story about ...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is adamant about getting rid of the Ego and Andrew is adamant about getting good water pressure. After receiving a critique Nikki is questioning her efforts of trying something new. You Heard It Here First, a bat prank, FBoy Island's Garret gets stuck and the best way to not get a stroke. They play Ester Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game about the days they miss. In the Final Thought Andrew found himself in an unlikely place. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...
Mar 10, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew both found a new shirt that they forgot about in their hotel rooms. They talk about their suitcase habits, Nikki learns there might be a flaw in her skydiving skin belief, the goal post always shifting in comedy and premeditated thank you notes. Nikki and Andrew talk about the collared shirt debacle on the driving range. You Heard It Here First: Sad Florida story, a wrong house for sale and Nikki does care about The Bachelor's Daria Rose's wardrobe bill. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they t...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Andrew had some annoyance at the gym because of a bench issue which leads Nikki to plead for people to have more empathy. She also explains dealing with a disagreement she had with a friend. Nikki shows off a new contraption she made for her migraine. You Heard It Here First, Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy family?, Andrew's incredible story that involves a Blackjack table and his friends Rusty and Lettuce, a last minute cancellation and a very sad sports moment. In Fanthrax, Besties share a whale ...
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki, Andrew and Noa meet up late in the day and buck the regular format to answer questions that Besties submitted on Instagram. Nikki talks more about her friend Hül (with the closing curtain) and loves that she went on a friendship blind date with Noa. They also talk about a Nikki's butt dial before getting into questions. The Besties questioned the pod ...and they did good! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew adore their DP...that's Director of Photography...on the set of 'Perfect Strangers 2'. Yesterday was a productive day for Nikki, she wrote theme music and her first full song. Andrew watched the Euphoria finale and did not feel the same way the internet did about it. Nikki talks about the time that Andrew made her laugh the hardest before they pivot to dissecting the Kanye documentary on Netflix jeen-yuhs. You Heard It Here First, teeth can hide and how to cover up a loud coital...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their tour dates in Vancouver and Winnipeg in April and share a fun fact about each place. They play a geography game before getting into a news story about a Bestie. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss cereals an...
Mar 01, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal condoms are now legit and why a breathalyzer on a phone is a great idea. Besties from around the globe leave messages for the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought, Nikki expresses her grati...
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here First, a party bus with no party is not a party bus, killer noodles and Nikki almost felt what Andrew does when he thinks he's sick. They play Answer The Internet by Bars...
Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo , shortest celebrity relationships and Nikki does care about Britney Spears' upcoming memoir. Hollywood beliefs, possibly profane Grover , a French twist , Nokia ringtone origin and irr...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't sure how they feel about them. They talk about the issues with cancel culture before getting to the news. You Heard It Here First; update on the shark attack victim, a new but old spin on dating and ...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a stab at reading the news while Nikki and Andrew react to a shark attack, a child under the stairs, a branding failure and they care about a quiz she has. They play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? G...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted a picture of Nikki's nephew on the Nikki Glaser Pod Instagram account by mistake. Andrew corrects his hazy memory, Nikki explains how to pitch a show to a network and they have a quick chat about ye...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki met a whale shark guy over the weekend and now loves the sound of a blowhole. You Heard It Here First, say no to fish in your picture, big heads and the Super Bowl halftime show revie...
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to left to prove. Besties come through with funny stories in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought they talk about the photos they got of girls in relationships vs. single and further dis...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They br...
Feb 10, 2022•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go whale watching this weekend and gives Andrew a pep talk to get him on board. You Heard It Here First, death by orgasm, saying burglar is hard and over acting in Hollywood. Nikki's Reddit Dump shows us 2 uncanny coincidenc...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty Build-A-Bear, joining the mile high club made easy and Nikki does care about Hailey Baldwin's glazed donut look. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about compliments. Learn...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax messages about a Bestie scaring herself, a bananagram and a greeting from South Africa gives them all the swells. In the Final Thought, Andrew gets Nikki to explain how she would fi...
Feb 04, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the fridge. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that has a NY moment, sweetness from André 3000 and a funny reveal. Before the Final Thought, Nikki takes a record breaking "balcony" and returns to s...
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she would be as a murderer and gives a hack to beat a lie detector test, all while summarizing and analyzing the Mary Morris' murders. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcast...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he feels joy, Nikki is working through her depression and shares a video that encapsulates it. You Heard It Here First: sex tapes and spy cams, get over Janet Jackson's boob and is counting chickens a sign of...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
