After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job and a work experience with Rusty. They talk about common sounds that are their nightmares and Nikki's love for painful massages. In You Heard It Here First, unusual things left in hotel rooms and the Neil Young vs Joe R...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety voice in his head and hit the golf course this morning. You Heard It Here First, video conferencing causes face fatigue so here are some tips to working the camera from Ni...
Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook up from the golf connection he made at the airport. Nikki talks about the comments made about her song for Bob Saget and knows what she signed up for. They skip the news but can't resist talking about a Taylor Swift ...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame. Next they respond to messages left by Besties about mourning, co'uhls, body positivity, a fun romp, a several explanation, vultures, fist pumps and a podcast opener. Learn mor...
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought. Learn more a...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are joined by singer/songwriter/BFF Anya Marina who explains the origin of the theme song of the podcast. Nikki and Andrew do a story tellers version of a joke they tell before stumbling upon national birds. They chat about how life has been now that they are not roommates, Andrew tries to pitch a title for Nikki's upcoming special and Nikki gives her two cents on the Alanis Morissette documentary. In the news they get inspired by dolphin genitalia to discuss when they first fou...
Jan 14, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki enlisted her best friend singer and songwriter Anya Marina to help her out with an album recording. Since Anya is in town. it makes total sense for her to finally join Nikki and Andrew in studio. Andrew is sporting an "endless summer" look after spending his morning looking for his missing package. Nikki talks about the treatment she got yesterday and then they have another debate about the meaning of several. They talk about regrettable texts with exes, ADD meds and plastic surgery. You H...
Jan 13, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki began her day 3 hours later than expected and it will have some filler. She and Andrew discuss something peculiar on The Bachelor, aging and esthetics. They conclude that "the sun is done, smiling is done ,fun is done and expressions are done. They also discuss a hit band that will be on Lollapalooza 2029. You Heard It Here First, tips for masturbation without a vibrator and a trivia game on common goods. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, a message from Bowie, fast piano, goth letters, a specific su...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki starts off by commemorating her dear friend Bob Saget. She talks about receiving the news and processing his passing. Andrew learned about it from Nikki's misspelled text. In the news, a marketing ploy that totally worked, tips to keep warm from your crotch, Andrew realizes he's been watching Kamikaze overdubbed in English and Nikki and apparently no one else cares about the Golden Globes. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about apps that are not dessert or social media. In the Final Thought, Ni...
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew kick things off by wondering why they want to impress strangers more than their partners. Nikki explains why "covid nose" came in handy and Andrew says he is a sight to see when breaking moving boxes. You Heard It Here First: the things we do in spite of our exes, counting to 3, staying grounded in a relationship and a Sports Moment about how lying can bite you in the ankle. Fanthrax messages brought all the swells with a mispronunciation, getting sober and a story about getting...
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are back together in studio catching up on Nikki's star studded Hawaiian adventure with Bill Maher, the one guy her dad would... The rest of this sentence is in the podcast. Nikki tells a story about how the ice was broken on a private jet, about a Larry David moment with Larry David, the precious gift she received from Woody Harrelson and lots more. They skipped segments this time but brought back a Bestie favorite in the Final Thought! Learn more about your ad-choices at https...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is fresh off her trip to Hawaii and adding extra H's to words because she feels "mahalo" for the experience. Andrew and Nikki connect for the first time in a week and they all share what they've been up to during the break. Nikki experienced something for the first time in both her top and bottom moments, a UTI and a whale, Andrew and Brenna I Love You So Much Baby had the worst and then best of times, which include tears and vomit and Noa played a juggling act with different relationships...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, it might be best not to let your parents know about your attachment style. Andrew is shaking off his anxiety after driving through a blizzard to hang out with his girlfriend's family. To end the year they spend time going through all sorts of listener stories and messages. Nikki's mom calls with some holiday cheer but Nikki wants to know more about her Instagram post. While the show is off stay tuned to our Instagram @NikkiGlaserPod for some Coffee & Teabags live sessi...
Dec 24, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki and Andrew love and attachment styles are on the brain. Nikki is learning about how she wants to be loved and that her love language is Tayor Swift Curiosity. Andrew and Brenna I love you so much baby, took a love quiz last night and the results were not surprising. They talk about a better way their parents could have loved them before Andrew delivers the news about awkward things that happen during sex. Nikki spills the beans on a too hot lap dance on the set of Magic Mik...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she believes in aliens but not in the ghost that Andrew thinks shook a wire in the apartment. After hitting 550 balls, Andrew's got a lot of pent up energy. They reflect on the butterfly effect and gambling. You Heard It Here First; sex partner count is irrelevant, Sex in The City is irrelevant, and Nikki doesn't care for executives who tell celebrities not to fall in love on movie sets. Nikki's Reddit Dump has all sorts of threads which eventually remind her about somethi...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki a funny thing happened on the way to Calgary. There are new things on the wall in the studio and we learn about Andrew's side. Nikki is honest that she doesn't understand economics but didn't mean to be co'uhl about it. You Heard It Here First, going on dates with your mom is ok, small to average penis size is a-ok, and Nikki does care about what Billie Eilish thinks about celebrities. In the Final Thought, Nikki talks about her kettle bells and they quickly do a Top1 Botto...
Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are podding in Los Angeles a few doors away from each other. Nikki found away to get rid of voicemails while Andrew is leaving a bunch for a psychiatrist. Nikki wrote a lot of notes about her special and there's still more to be done, but are the stakes as high as she thinks? You Heard It Here First, we don't want to see teachers scrambling for dollars, there are too many opinions, Andrew brings up bad examples, napping on the job is a-ok and Nikki does care about what Billie Ei...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki and Andrew, she is not the best at quick math and his balls are sinking. They are both in LA and Nikki shares a story about the hotel they are staying in from her life long ago. Positive affirmations work and they will help your decisions. You Heard It Here First, Andrew wants to be half hard when he dies, so many perverts everywhere, we feel sorry for a thief. Today's Why Do I Care is momentous as they crack the meaning of "several". In the Final Thought they talk about th...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki is cozied up in her XL new sweatshirt .Between you and her, she just had a great singing session with Andrew and she is still looking for the guy who was supposed to be her first kiss. Andrew went to a questionable COVID testing tent, or it might have been the scene of an adult film. You Heard It Here First, twin talk can only be understood by twins, Nikki has an epiphany that only people on mushrooms will get and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they talk about Charles Barkley naming his ...
Dec 10, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky history, elderly modern approach to entertainment and JLaw's annoyance is understandable. They not only Finish Each Other's Sentence about what's in the smallest pocket of their travel bag...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions and Nikki is so done with weed. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she unloads on a photo taken in bad taste, a celebrity who told the same joke once a year and kissing herself. In the Final Thought they call E...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care about leaving a relationship with an ex amicably. In their Top1 Bottom1 the show transforms to a lazy river as they discuss salads. Learn more about your ad-choi...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zodiac readings cannot determine favorite sex positions, phone pals from dialing the wrong number and T...
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on the Jumbotron. You Heard It Here First, bad bad customer service vs good bad customer service, rebound sex is ok and Andrew's exciting story about a life change. Nikki shares a story about a bully she enc...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and learn that Andrew can inhale better and Nikki exhales longer. You Heard It Here First, you don't want the Feds to see your sexts and the lengths some people go through to get an ex to view their IG stories...
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had a special of her own over the weekend. You Heard It Here First, breaking up with a therapist is hard to do, no one is talking about Ghislaine Maxwell because they can't pr...
Nov 30, 2021•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nov 23, 2021•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made it". They talk about favorite lingerie which reminds Andrew of his infamous story of "Faye". You Heard It Here First, what people say before they die, Andrew gets lost in a man's hand and Nikki just received the news that her...
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
