Left on Gay?? Caution, this episode is banned in 30 countries for having the worst transitions in podcast history from our guest “Prof. Butt Popper”Kainoa. Our sexy twink gives us some deep-d**ked insight into gex and gating (gay sex and dating). We love and support the LGBTQIA+ community including Remy the Rat, all sports, and not Dory as of Sept 2020. Professor Kainoa diagnoses all straight men and rats as gay, we take the Rice Purity Test, and Maddie discusses using men for simple tasks and g...
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to another crazy week of Left on Read. TRIGGER WARNING: this episode talks a lot about POOP. Maddie was just in California and had to record an episode with the iconic Emani. First the two recap their crazy night out at the good ole Tipsy Goat where Emani finds out what a dive bar actually is and Maddie lowkey gets into a fight with a cop. Emani then discusses shitting her pants, eating ass, and her threesome/cuckholding experience. The two also talk about hot make out sessions, slapping...
Jun 22, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's officially shitty girl summer and Maddie is ready to discuss with the media her recent life changes. Sadly none of them are good! Portland is running a train on her in her first week living downtown in so many ways in the funniest way possible. Plus, a new cohost Dory reminds her. she's not a whore she's "dating" and already dating a couple of Portland dudes for content! The two spill the tea on the most recent old man Maddie is seeing aka scamming, offer culture critique on the dairy indus...
Jun 15, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back to another installment of hairy buttholes & yeti vaginas with one of Left on Read’s favorite guests, Darlee! Darlee joins Maddie this week to talk about their love languages. They both love gift giving and acts of service which explains why they also share the love of pleasing a man in bed. The two also talk about how hot it is to get your name called out in bed and how crazy it is that we can cum in our sleep. Darlee also shares some funny one night stand stories and blesses our ea...
Jun 01, 2021•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Maddie is back from Hawaii and boy does she have some stories to share. This week on Left on Read, Maddie is joined again by bff and coworker Paige Negrete aka P. Chunk. The two give a little back story on the name P. Chunk and what its like to be coworkers again. Maddie goes into the grimy details of her Hawaii trip and three tinder dates that involved dirty fingering, a herpes scare, free surf lessons, and a ratchet house party. Maddie does NOT have herpes but still wanted to give the listener...
May 25, 2021•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast The time has finally come.. What the fuck happened in Turks & Caicos Fall 2019?!?! Maddie’s absolute best friend that she met while studying abroad in the beautiful Turks & Caicos joins Left on Read this week to finally tell the story of their insane fall break shenanigans. Before they get into it, they talk about drunk sex, Maddie’s change of heart for riding dick, eating ass, and how the podcast has boosted Maddie’s sex life. They then finally get into the dirty details of their week i...
May 11, 2021•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s May motherfuckers and to kick off this month Maddie is joined by Dom, another frat star for this week’s raunchy episode of Left on Read. This week we’ll learn about Dom’s sexual awakening and how he got good finger game from a young age. He also opens up about his experience of not being able to bust a nut during sex until he was 21 years old. The two emphasize the importance of sitting down with a partner before having sex to share what you like and don’t like in order for both partners to...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week Maddie’s mom (also known as MommaJajj, Momma Jajko, & Momma Slore) joins the Left on Read universe to discuss some of her most wild stories. These stories were all during her mid-life crisis which began after her marriage had ended and when her roles as a mother shifted as her kids got older. These stories involve a cruise ship fiasco, a couple of swingers, and a younger man. She also details a very intimate sexual experience with her college boyfriend. Maddie ends this fun episode...
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Darlee is back this week and she is here to discuss sex toys. Ever wondered about some of the earliest vibrators? Darlee informs Maddie on some of the early sex toys in the 90s and the two reflect on how much things have changed. The two also talk about Darlee’s invention that will change the game of inconvenient quickies (patent pending), their favorite features in a man, and the beauty of the ocean. Finally, Darlee gives details about her experience with anal beads. Ladies, don’t make this mis...
Apr 13, 2021•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy April little hoes! In this week’s episode, Maddie is joined by her badass coworker Darlee. They kick it off this week by talking about Darlee’s yeti and Maddie’s streak of men that go soft when they hit it doggy. Why? We’re hoping that it’s because they were drunk and not because Maddie’s got a yeti of her own on the b-hole. The two also get horny after talking about their love for sucking dick and Darlee gives details on her secret technique that leave all the men coming back for mo...
Apr 06, 2021•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Left on Read is back this week & Maddie is joined by her 8th grade bestie Adriana. The two spend the majority of the episode reminiscing about middle school and sharing some wild stories from back in the day. Adriana gives us details of the infamous Merry-Go-Round which later inspired Maddie to suck dick for the first time. They also talk about period sex, getting things stuck in their vaginas, and different dick sizes. At the end of the episode, the two go through their middle school yearbook f...
Mar 30, 2021•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast This mini solo episode was brought to you by some great news that required a spontaneous episode to be recorded at 9 am while still drunk from the night before. Maddie goes on a quick rant about “pick me” boys and then divulges into her different personalities around different men. This leads in to another rant about women who hate on other women and how it needs to stop. Women are our allies, be nice to them ladies!! Finally, Maddie discusses her red pill theory that nice people are actually ma...
Mar 26, 2021•27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Maddie's sister Katie is on Left on read this week to talk about TPS: Tight Pussy Syndrome. And no, this is not a joke. This is confirmed by a doctor. If guys are constantly telling you that you have a tight pussy, it might not be a compliment. You might need to see a doctor. Katie is also joined by her best friend Lola. Lola is an OnlyFans model, stripper & single mom who has never used dating apps, so Maddie gives her some red flags that should automatically be swiped left. Finally, the three ...
Mar 16, 2021•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is a very horny episode so prepare yourselves. Maddie has her friend and old coworker Brooke on the show this week. Brooke is one of Maddie’s favorite people because she truly does not give a fuck about anything. The two discuss how not giving a fuck is one of their best qualities and how their sarcastic humor can come off as bitchy to others. They both have also deflowered a man AKA taken someone’s virginity. Maddie divulges into masturbating at a young age with a disturbing technique and ...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week Maddie is joined by her OnlyFriends Jake & Hal! They talk a lot about dicks so strap in to this meaty episode. Maddie tells the two a massage story that has a happy ending… and another one… and another one. Halston discusses his masturbation sabbatical and Jake explains how he’s allergic to weed. Maddie revisits throwing up while sucking dick and finally Jake goes into extreme detail about his and his father’s penis. Enjoy meat lovers! (This episode was recorded over a month ago.) ...
Mar 02, 2021•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast WARNING: this podcast contains a lot of wheezing. This week Maddie has her best friend Dory on the show! This episode goes down many different rabbit holes so try to keep up. They start their shift at the Chuckle Lab by catching up, explaining how they fill each other’s holes up, and exposing that Maddie would show anyone her nudes. Maddie then details her traffic jam antics and reveals an unconventional drink recipe. Dory also rates some of the weird shit men have said to Maddie in bed. Finally...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Maddie has her first guest of the show!! High school friend and old roommate Paige joins Left on Read this week. Maddie and Paige kick off the episode by talking about queefing, squirting, and their virginity stories. Paige dives deep into her personal life, discussing her three-some phase which led to her realization that it was time to cut men out of the equation. Maddie and Paige also explain how they almost made $300 last year for an hour of the least sexual thing you could think of. T...
Feb 09, 2021•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Left on Read! A comedy podcast hosted by Oregon State graduate, Maddie Jajko. Maddie prefaces this episode by explaining her difficulties with imposter syndrome, what imposter syndrome is, and how she deals with it. She then kicks off the podcast with a story of how she made $3 from a dick appointment and why that’s now the cover charge for her vagina. She also rants about why the number of people you’ve slept with really does not matter. Maddie ends the episode with a segment called ...
Feb 02, 2021•29 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
