Worst Possible Timeline

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THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.

Episodes

EP. 93 COVID FATIGUE PT. 45

COVID!!!!! It's all anyone wants to talk about anymore. We go through all the hell of this new wack ass world. We close out the episode with some fun shit. Join us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 08, 2020•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 92 THE EVEN DARKEREST TIMELINE

NEW JAWN. Covid continues but we do our best to avoid that topic at all costs. We talk ALL the tired ass topics. You know the drill. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 01, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 91 COVID CANCELED

THE FIRST HOUR IS PAT GETTING US CANCELED, THE SECOND HOUR IS ALL FUN STUFF. CONSPIRACIES, ANXIETIES, INSOMNIA, PURPOSEFULLY GETTING THE VIRUS. JOIN US! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 24, 2020•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 90 HYPERBASICISATION

ERIC AND PAT REPORTING FROM THE NOW CRIMINALIZED SOCIAL INTERACTION POLICE STATE. WE TRAVERSE THE SEWER BEATING DOWN GOONS. WE SURF INSTAGRAM AND SMASH THE WEIRDOSTATE. DIVE IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 17, 2020•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 89 PAT & ERIC LEARN GEOGRAPHY

Eric and Pat go through their downloads based on location and give special shoutouts to all the countries of the world. We also give an update on the ongoing going-ons of the world. Also discussed: Louie's new special. JUMP IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 11, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 88 ERIX TO GRIND

THIS IS PART 2 FROM EP. 114 of AXE TO GRIND POCAST. Eric forces the Axe to Grind homies to talk the days of 90's ska, posi-core, and NOFX. Also regularly discussed WPT content in there for y'all. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 87 SIMP SIMULATOR

PAT HAS COVID. This is the last episode we're talking about this stuff because it's gotten too sad and depressing. Listen to us try and dodge the topic and take all of your twitter questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 27, 2020•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 86 COVID MOMENTS

WE BACK! Pat is stateside once again only to find uncle sam's hand up his ass as soon as he lands. Eric sits square in the middle of Ground Zero Queens at the epicenter of the illness on the American continent. We deliver all our covid takes. We are here to ease your fears. We love you. We're back to stay. Expect to be flooded with content from here on out. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 22, 2020•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 85 CORONABLACKPILLRIPGRANDPABIDEN PART 1

PART ONE of a two parter episode. Pat is still in S.E. Asia, AKA GROUND ZERO of the coronavirus. What does the future look like? What does the present look like? Allow us to bring forth to you the wisdom and comfort that you crave. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 13, 2020•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 84 ONLY BUILT 4 CAMBODIAN LINX

Patrick is in Cambodia and Eric is in a basement weight room. Biden is in the prison of his own deteriorating mind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 06, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 83 CORONAVIRUS BUG CHASER LOG MINI-SODE

A quick update from Patrick's Holiday In Cambodia. He's developed werewolfism after a bite from a street dog, but corona still eludes him. Full episode soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 03, 2020•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 82 BLOOMBERG ACADEMY LINK & BUILD 101

PAT N ERIC R BACK. LIVE VIA SATELLITE. This is our first remote episode. Pat in a sweaty den in Austin, Eric at his parents house in Queens. The boys get into all things current. From the embarrassing political field to the duality of man. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 21, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 81 LIVE FROM VAN IN THE PROJECTS

THE BOYS ARE BACK LIVE FROM THE PROJECTS. IT'S TIME FOR CURRENT NEWS WUHAN IOWA KOBE FAKE INTERNET WORLD OSCARS IMPEACHMENT CULTURE WAR! GET IN THE ZONE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 10, 2020•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 80 RISE OF THE FEMCELS

Once again, it's nothing current. Pat's got muscles. NOT a call in show as promised. Instead we analyze the hidden subculture of the FEMCELS. As you'd expect, it gets very dark. Take the pink pill with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 31, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 79 MISERABLE ASS LIFE: SIMPS OF INSTAGRAM

A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE! Another banked one so NOTHING current. In that spirit, it's time for Instagram Simp of the Week! Indie Game Pat and Triple-A Eric do a deep dive on the greasy bros of social media featuring cretinous comments and the weirds that leave them in search of human connection. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 24, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 78 CULTURE DEATH 2020

This week Eric n Pat get into NOTHING TOO CURRENT so we go back in time to discuss fake science. Also NEW YORK IS DEAD. EVERYTHING IS DEAD. We need a change for the year 2020. New coast? New country? Bamboo forest? Hit us with your suggestions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 17, 2020•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 77 PRESIDENT NO-SCOPE

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE BEING CURRENT BUT WE LIED. WE'RE BACK WITH HASHTAG CURRENT NEWS. IRAN. GOLDEN GLOBES. PRESIDENTS. FEET PICS. GET IN ON THE ACTION. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 10, 2020•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast

EP. 76 PRESIDENT SUGAR BABY

IT'S 2020 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT NOW RIGHT?? The US blew their chance at having their first president sugar baby. Good job, America. Eric and Pat are here to cure your post-new year blues. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 03, 2020•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast