I was always going to do an extra show to mark #InternationalMensDay but I would probably have had to do one for the politics on its own. What a bizarre week, from the return of Cameron to the Labour Party rediscovering it's ability to self destruct. After that me and Kenny chat about bloke's stuff, with serious things but also some very immature comments as well. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://w...
Nov 19, 2023•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff is joined by Marcus Brigstocke as Suella gets the sack while Dave Cameron is back. We also reflect on a mad day of protest in the capital and look ahead to where it all goes next (includes laughing at yet another numpty protesting in McDonalds). The show ends with us agreeing it's absolutely fine to laugh at the misfortune of people you dislike intensely. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR htt...
Nov 14, 2023•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast EP 224 - Covid Cursing & Protest Peril (plus FREE chapter of my audio-book) After a mad weeks of news Geoff gets to grip with the Covid testimonies and some epic cussing, but also wonders if the media have any appetite for the real issues. He also looks at the pro Palestinian protests and the made bloke who released mice into a Mcdonalds. And there's a FREE chapter from Geoff's book THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_l...
Nov 08, 2023•41 min•Transcript available on Metacast 'EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND' Me and the brilliant CHRIS MCCAUSLAND discuss Keir Starmer's management of Labour over Gaza, Sturgeon getting her backside handed to her again and why seasoned club comics are the best....but I suspect the thing you'll remember is how I said 'Salvation Army'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252...
Nov 01, 2023•41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today's WMPT BREAKING NEWS takes a look at the chronically underreported Covid Inquiry. We’ll be giving you ‘highlights’ of the key moments so far and wondering how we’d all feel if we suddenly had to reveal our WhatsApp history… Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B...
Oct 27, 2023•27 min•Transcript available on Metacast EP 222 - Large Labour win Inevitable? with DOMNIC FRISBY This week me and Dom mull over the seemingly inevitable Labour majority coming our way. We also worry about the fact Biden and Trump are loose canons and try to decide whether there is a female equivalent for toxic masculinity. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazo...
Oct 25, 2023•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is a great chat with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Ranging from rising anti-semetism in the UK to the Aussie No vote & why Richard Curtis needs to wind his neck in, actually. To get the PODCAST AD FREE with BONUS CONTENT sign up https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&k...
Oct 18, 2023•39 min•Ep 221•Transcript available on Metacast Another WMPT BREAKING NEWS! This time looking back on the Labour conference. The worst stage invasion ever and Keir's belief that repeating the fact people want nice things counts as policy. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7...
Oct 12, 2023•24 min•Ep 221•Transcript available on Metacast The brilliant Simon Evans joins me as we ponder the early knockings of Labour Party conference. We also look at the situation in Israel and ponder what's a 'normal' reaction to awful things? We end by sharing valuable tips on how not to become fully erect in a massage context. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk...
Oct 10, 2023•54 min•Ep 220•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome the first ever WMPT BREAKING NEWS. I'll look to do a couple of these a month to cover big breaking stories. Think somehwere between a politics digest show and something funny. In this first episode i'll be breaking down Rishi's big speech. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everyth...
Oct 05, 2023•23 min•Ep 220•Transcript available on Metacast After a turbulent week personally, it's on to a turbulent week for the Tories. The brilliant Andrew Doyle joins me to consider Suella's big move on migration and Rishi's tricky rebrand. Though i suspect the thing that'll stick with you is the idea of being 'force teamed'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brit...
Oct 03, 2023•55 min•Ep 219•Transcript available on Metacast Fresh from an fiery exchange on Politics Live I discuss the big issues of the day with Seann Walsh. From men committing suicide to HS2 and Mcdonald's receipts, Seann has all the big answers....ok, well has answers... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B...
Sep 26, 2023•54 min•Ep 218•Transcript available on Metacast This week I get into all the issues in and around the Russell Brand allegations, asking the question of whether or not comedy has a specific problem. I also talk about Starmer cos-playing as PM and how you can be too tired to get drunk. Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https...
Sep 19, 2023•43 min•Ep 217•Transcript available on Metacast Delighted to have Mark Steel back on the show. We spoke about EU flags, plastic fags, dangerous dogs and favourite service stations. It was a lovely chat and very funny. Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24...
Sep 14, 2023•56 min•Ep 216•Transcript available on Metacast After i've had a laugh at how stressed Fin Taylor is we discuss the government's 'crumble brick syndrome' before wondering why Starmer drop-kicked Lisa Nandy into outer space. We then consider the cancellation of Roisin Murphy and whether the words 'puberty blocker' should cause alarm. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK https://w...
Sep 06, 2023•46 min•Ep 215•Transcript available on Metacast This week I climb into Sadiq's expansion of Ulez to greater London. I ask when he's ever going to do something popular with everybody. I also talk about being a parent and the responsibility of telling them bad stuff from history. But what if they don't think it's bad?... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch m...
Aug 29, 2023•40 min•Ep 214•Transcript available on Metacast It's a game of two halves this week. I respond to the news around the cancellation of Graham Linehan's gig and general issues at the Edinburgh Fringe. Then it's some bloke chat as myself and the Man Whisperer ponder whether society dislikes blokes. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouT...
Aug 21, 2023•58 min•Ep 213•Transcript available on Metacast A very funny episode this week as me and Leo get bent out of shape by woke posturing around the news Disney Snow White film. We also talk about how the govts small boats week backfired spectacularly and why you should be allowed to say if someone looks like your lesbian Nanna. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Wa...
Aug 15, 2023•48 min•Ep 212•Transcript available on Metacast This is such a funny episode. Co-host Ian Stone was on great form. Despite being a centre-left guy, he's not too fond of Mr Starmer. I also launch a defence for Tories earning big money from second jobs, whilst we try to talk about the Lionesses without saying anything patronising. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7x...
Aug 08, 2023•54 min•Ep 211•Transcript available on Metacast I'm on holiday this week, so I pre-recorded a fascinating chat with advertising guru Paul Burke. Paul spills the beans on a number of secrets from the progressive obsessed world of modern advertising. Not only that he talks about being part of the team which sold Blair in the late Nineties, but he also has a surprise assessment of Rishi Sunak's electoral chances... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://...
Aug 01, 2023•51 min•Ep 210•Transcript available on Metacast Delighted to have Matt Forde co-hosting this week. After some very old sounding chat about recent gigs we've been to, I pick Matt's considerable political brain over last week's by election results. He's very forthright about why he thinks Labour are on the right track and Starmer is doing a good job. Well worth a listen. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-12...
Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep 209•Transcript available on Metacast The brilliant Nick Dixon returns to co-host as we mull over Rishi's university onslaught, Keir's back-peddling, hypocrisy over the Huw Edwards scandal and whether or not a man should call his genitals the 'ice breaker'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep 208•Transcript available on Metacast We always like to reach out over the political divide on WMPT, so this week it's the luxury Communist himself Aaron Bastani. I talk to Aaron about left on left beef, the problems with Starmer and who's the hardest Ba**ard in the Labour Party. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep 207•Transcript available on Metacast It's a solo episode this week. I discuss my poor timing in taking my wife to Paris at a time of huge tensions in the French capital. Then I also cast a 100% objective eye over the controversial events in the fifth Ashes test at Lords. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnor...
Jul 03, 2023•40 min•Ep 206•Transcript available on Metacast Delighted to have Simon Evans back this week. We discuss all manner of stuff, from the Russian coup, Ben Elton's rant against Rishi the good & bad from Glastonbury + much more besides. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep 205•Transcript available on Metacast This week it's a lovely co-hosting episode with Dominic Frisby. We talk about everything from Howard of Take That getting cancelled, the continuing fuss over Boris, mortgages & the controversy at Rye College. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep 204•Transcript available on Metacast This is a cracking episode with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Tom Is on great form railing against virtue signalling in advertising but also climbing into big Government names. We discuss his new BBC podcast in which he slams the BBC numerous times and also has a fair few swipes at James O'Brien. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BO...
Jun 13, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep 203•Transcript available on Metacast After I ponder aloud why the centre-left guys are among the angriest in politics, we welcome the brilliant Michelle De Swarte. We discuss everything from her career in modelling, what quality hotels she's willing to entertain and I guarantee the phrase 'Tears and Wotsit dust' will stay with you for a very long time. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 ...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep 202•Transcript available on Metacast The brilliant David Baddiel returns to WMPT! We talk about his excellent new book 'The God Desire', but it never gets heavy and we quickly find ourself veering off into chat about celebrities and why humans are embarrassed to take a dump. *Must listen episode* Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TO...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep 201•Transcript available on Metacast It's the 200th episode!!! And what a show I have for you. After a catch up on Suella's speeding and the immigration figures, it's into a big chat with a broadcasting idol of mine: Adrian Chiles. As you'd hope, we talk about some seriously blokey stuff, including motorways, service stations and why a Scouse pilot might make you nervous. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-ge...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 200•Transcript available on Metacast