(TW // Sexual Assault; skip 26:43 - 28:18 to avoid) It’s a WHGS FAMILY REUNION as we are joined by our co-hosts and hilarious comedians Maddie Wiener and Kylie Vincent, but today we are leaving the apartment to have a GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!! Ashley and Kylie recount their epic tale of queer love, success, and failure during a night out at a local NYC lesbian bar, touching on everything from queer wingmanning to goth girlies, and the ethics of sapphic spaces. Will they get Maddie to join next time to ...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep 233•Transcript available on Metacast (TW // Sexual Assault; skip 29:22 - 45:02 to avoid) Robby Hoffman (Netflix) is an absolutely hilarious writer and stand-up comedian who has been invading your social media feed with incredible jokes, but today she’s invading the apartment to take down me and everything I stand for! She goes hard as we discuss monogamy and self-regulation, dating a queer “Bachelorette,” and how you can trick any homophobic Christian into changing their mind with this one simple mind trick. Ashley is getting destr...
Aug 05, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep 232•Transcript available on Metacast Samantha Ruddy (The Tonight Show, The Late Show) is a hilarious comedian, writer, and self-proclaimed kink expert, so much so that today she’s in the apartment to dethrone Ash as the SEX GOD! In addition, stand-up comedian and Ashley’s best friend Sam Morrison fills in as temporary co-host while he’s visiting town. We discuss the ins-and-outs of BDSM parties, the complexities of age gap relationships, and how improv classes will suffice when you need to bust a nut on some roleplay. Ashley is get...
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep 231•Transcript available on Metacast Oscar Aydin (Netflix, Bravo) is a gut-busting standup comedian who complains so joyfully, you’ll pay to hear it, but today he’s in the apartment to complain about airplanes not keeping enough NUTS stocked for SUCKING! We discuss joining the mile high club under the cover of a medical emergency, fleeing muscle-bound ex-boyfriends who hunt you down for your hookups, and the secrets to organizing a gay movement (that targets Krispy Kreme). Ashley is glowing up. Kylie is puking. You can follow Oscar...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep 230•Transcript available on Metacast Atsuko Okatsuka (HBO, The Late Show) is a delightful stand-up comedian, actor, and writer that is blowing up your phone with her flamboyant style, but today she’s in the apartment to channel the drag gods for some ki ki! We discuss the power of performance for self-actualization, the bonds that bind straight women and gay men, and the most metaphysical question of all: what is the best toilet paper? Ashley is micro-cheating. Maddie uncovers airport secrets. You can follow Atsuko on IG and TikTok...
Jul 15, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep 229•Transcript available on Metacast KC Shornima is an amazing stand-up comedian and staff writer for SNL’s “Weekend Update,” but today she’s in the apartment to update us on her experiencing a bi-curious girl’s nightmare! In addition, gut-busting comedian and our apologetic ally Jaime Wolf fills in as co-host while Maddie is on tour! After KC had a live sexuality crisis on her last WHGS appearance, we discuss dating women fresh off of coming out, challenging unspoken gender dynamics surrounding sex, and fancy monkey tricks to eat ...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep 228•Transcript available on Metacast TW // Sexual Assault at 21:40 - 25:25 & 42:35- 47:21; light detail) Swann Périssé is a hilarious French stand-up comedian, writer, and YouTuber who tours nationally across France, but today she’s in the hotel room to learn how to tour multiple BODIES! We discuss sex with multiple partners at once, Jen’s tips to obtain such an arrangement, comedy and romance in France vs. America, and global problems women face regarding sexual assault. Ashley sets a record-time quickie. Swann is sapphic AF. You ...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 227•Transcript available on Metacast It’s a family episode today as actor, podcaster, content creator, and WHGS co-host Breanne Williamson calls in for a catch up, but more importantly she calls in to clean up Ashley’s MESSIEST story yet! We recap their stand-up tour together in Canada before recounting Ashley’s epic, unprecedented, and multi-part gay sex story featuring devious wing moms, gay gossip, and enough twists and turns to put “Gone Girl” to shame. SUPPORT OUR PODCAST: Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Merch: htt...
Jun 24, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep 226•Transcript available on Metacast Jes Tom (Netflix, Hulu, HBO Max) is a hilarious trans comedian, actor, and writer who is featured on Hannah Gadsby’s “Gender Agenda,” but today they’re in the apartment to pursue a NAUGHTY AGENDA! We discuss getting sucked into infidelity in your apartment’s rec room, trans magic that puts you in touch with Elliot Page, and we finally decide who is the hottest billionaire in the world (the answer may surprise you). Ashley is educating the barbs. Maddie almost dies. You can follow Jes on IG, TikT...
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep 225•Transcript available on Metacast E.R. Fightmaster (Grey’s Anatomy) & Katie Kershaw (Fargo, Killing It) are ⅔ hosts of “Jockular,” a queer podcast about women in sports, but today they’ve FINALLY hosted us bottoms under their hilarious selves! In addition, gut-busting comedian Irene Tu fills in as co-host while the podcast was in LA for the Netflix is a Joke festival! We discuss women in sports, the beauty within all bodies, dating drunken Shakespearean actors, and how extreme violence in Buffalo Wild Wings is generally preferab...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 224•Transcript available on Metacast Robin Tran (Netflix, The Roast of Whitney Cummings) is a gut-busting transgender stand-up who was a breakout star in the 2023 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, but today she’ll blow out your back if it means a shot at breaking the bank! In addition, hilarious comedian and friend of the pod Irene Tu fills in as co-host to make sure Ashley STAYS canceled! We discuss staying positive during financial and emotional stress, curating award-winning queer adult content, combating addiction, and how wacking off...
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 223•Transcript available on Metacast Alayna Joy is a joyous content creator, therapist-in-training, and mommy on the “Chosen Family” Podcast, but today she’s phoning into the apartment to be Ashley’s SPIRIT GUIDE through one of her KINKIEST experiences to date!!! To provide extra support, we also called in the beloved and hilarious Kylie Vincent to co-host and soothe. We discuss intense religion-fueled sexual experiences, creative solutions to first time queer encounters, and we end up getting so honest and vulnerable that Ashley n...
May 27, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Ep 222•Transcript available on Metacast Ali Kolbert (Breaking Down w/ Ali Kolbert, The Tonight Show) is a gut-busting stand-up comedian, writer, and a WHGS fan-favorite, but today she's in the apartment to analyze America’s favorite FANNIES online! On today’s episode we break format to discuss the most searched adult content on the internet in 2023 and its implications, remaining friends with your ex, charisma vs. looks, and how the Ten Commandments prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that God does NOT do open relationships. Ashley is ...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 221•Transcript available on Metacast Maddie Peck is a hilarious comedian and writer who’s making waves in New York with her comedy shows, but today she’s in the apartment to make you WIFEY by laying down some smooth moves! In addition, amazing comedian and fan-favorite Gus Constantellis fills in the cancel chair while our other co-hosts are on tour! We discuss novel techniques to confidently ask out queer women, queer dating in cisgender male vs female spaces, and how if you’re lucky, asking out that cute girly just might get you i...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep 220•Transcript available on Metacast Gianmarco Soresi (The Late Late Show, Comedy Central) is an amazing stand-up comedian, actor, and lovable host of “The Downside” podcast, but today he’s in the apartment to taste the UNDERSIDE of some DUDES! In addition, Ashley’s gay bestie and fellow stand-up comedian Sam Morrison steps in as co-host while Maddie is on tour. We discuss intense gay experiences as a teen, embracing non-traditional masculinity as a straight man, and we get to the bottom of WHO in the room would give the most bomb ...
May 06, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep 219•Transcript available on Metacast Dear friend Remy Kassimir is a comedian, actor, and host of the famous “How C*m,” podcast, but today she’s in the apartment to repair her busted nut! We discuss the various solutions to and challenges in struggling to orgasm with a vagina, trauma and its relation to orgasm, but ultimately just turn this whole thing into a fan-podcast for the hit musical “Titanique.” Ashley takes a tumble. Maddie is a philosopher. You can follow Remy on IG, Tik Tok, & Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/remykassim...
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 218•Transcript available on Metacast Fan-favorite Mak Ingemi is an internet influencer, podcaster, and Ashley’s adopted teenage son, but today she’s in the apartment to provide a heartfelt apology to the world for getting you too wet! We discuss awkward first dates as a young queer, the challenges of identifying fellow queers after coming out, and best of all, we have a deep retrospective on Mak’s old thirst traps. Ashley almost loses her GF. Maddie is reviewing “Madame Web.” You can follow Mak on IG & Tik Tok: https://www.instagra...
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 217•Transcript available on Metacast Jen Davis is an actor, content creator, and my absolutely gorgeous and perfect girlfriend, but today she’s taking a seat on the couch to expand our open relationship to YOU, the LISTENERS! We discuss the ins-and-outs of having an open relationship, family planning for lesbians, and how “Margaritaville” is the hottest new club in town. Ashley secures her bloodline at a great cost. Maddie starts “Boy Lent.” You can follow Jen on IG & Tik Tok: https://www.instagram.com/jenparkerdavis/ https://www.t...
Apr 15, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 216•Transcript available on Metacast We react to your insane, wild, and unbelievable dating/hookup stories over on our Patreon exclusive series, "You're Having Gay Sex." Your subscriptions help us make the podcast, and literally NONE of this is possible without your donations! In return, you get access to 4 EXTRA EPISODES A MONTH of this hilarious and exclusive series! Listen now: https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 10, 2024•1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Josh Johnson is an Emmy-nominated writer, comedian, and correspondent on “The Daily Show,” but today he’s in the apartment to report on which sex is bangin’ best! We discuss the prisons of gender in society, the ever-changing role of masculinity, and whether or not butter-sculpture can be considered high art. Ashley is a horn dog. Ali is saving incels. You can follow Josh on IG, Tik Tok, & Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/joshjohnsoncomedy/ https://www.tiktok.com/@joshjohnsoncomedy https://twi...
Apr 08, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Ep 215•Transcript available on Metacast Willow Shields is an amazing actress most well known for playing “Prim” in the Hunger Games film trilogy, but today she’s phoning into the apartment to catch the attention of a mermaid mate! We discuss the difficulties of being an openly queer actor in Hollywood, gay awakenings from corny fantasy creature flicks, and all the JUICY behind-the-scenes horniess that happens when you go through puberty on a film set. Ashley finds a work wife. Bre is a world-class faker. You can follow Willow on IG & ...
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep 214•Transcript available on Metacast Mari Taren is a lovely comedian & actor that’s most well known as the casting producer for Netflix’s “Ultimatum: Queer Love,” but today she’s phoning into the apartment to put some ladies on the casting COUCH instead! We discuss car sex in fast-food drive throughs, challenges for queer actors in media, and the most dangerous symptom of COVID: becoming masc. Ashley is shopping for wedding rings. Maddie is ready to cast “The First Wiener Kiss Experience.” You can follow Mari on IG, Twitter, & TikT...
Mar 25, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep 213•Transcript available on Metacast Gut-busting trans comedian Nico Carney (Boys Club, Late Night w/ Seth Meyers) has been rockin’ the comedy world lately, but today he’s in the apartment to rock your BED, listener! In addition, hilarious comedian and straight (beta) male Jaime Wolf steps in as co-host because we really couldn’t find anyone else. We discuss surviving and thriving as a young queer in a small town, facing transphobia during travels in the USA, and how the “+” in "LGBTQ+" is really just for James Corden. Ashley campa...
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep 212•Transcript available on Metacast Gut-busting comedian & podcast favorite Caitlin Peluffo (Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert, Just for Laughs) has just released a new standup album, “Dirty Bird,” but today she's in the apartment to release her new ARM CANONS to the thirsty public! We discuss weightlifting expanding your sex life, balancing your masc and femme tendencies, and how totally/probably/maybe 9/11 was done for insurance fraud. Ashley writes to her lover. Maddie is filibustering. You can follow Georgia on IG, Twitter, & TikTo...
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep 211•Transcript available on Metacast Georgia Bridgers is an absolutely wonderful content creator, podcaster, and comedian that’s popping off on your Tik Tok feed, but today she’s in the apartment to pop some CHERRIES after harrowing distress! In addition, the hilarious Kylie Vincent joins us once again as temporary co-host while Maddie is out on tour! We discuss the long journey to finding love again after depression and breakups, the joys of sex after an emotional purge, and how you and your ex that blocked you on everything are t...
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep 210•Transcript available on Metacast Ruby Setnik is a hilarious stand-up that opens for nationally touring acts like Duncan Trussell and JR De Guzman, but today she’s busting open a NUT, if you catch our drift! We discuss having allergic reactions to “baby sauce,” the intersections of gender and language, and the ever present threat that is the meat-to-man pipeline. Ashley selects a sperm donor. Maddie ponders womanhood. You can follow Ruby on IG & TikTok: @rubyksetnik, And you can see her live comedy special taping in Sacramento t...
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep 209•Transcript available on Metacast Alex Kim is an incredible queer stand-up comedian that performs across NYC, but today he’s in the apartment to perform naughty acts that God would consider an abomination! In addition, the lovely Kylie Vincent fills in as temporary co-host while Maddie is on tour! We discuss the chaos of realizing your gayness as a devout Christian, drawing boundaries with your family, and which musical is the most effective at making your high school drama class feel really weird. Ashley ponders what is better ...
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 208•Transcript available on Metacast Jonica Booth is an actor/comedian who played Chastity in Issa Rae’s hit HBO Max series “Rap Sh!t,” but today she’s phoning into the apartment to play with some model girlies! We discuss fumbling foursomes with absolute baddies, keeping receipts for when you come out to your family, and how to make your girlfriend so mad that she gives you dome alongside absolute strangers. Ashley has erectile dysfunction. Bre gets unclogged. You can follow Jonica on IG: @jonicabluebooth, TikTok: @jonicabooth, Tw...
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep 207•Transcript available on Metacast Fan-favorite comedian and writer Ali Kolbert (The Tonight Show, Variety, Forbes) returns to the pod to give you some advice, and if you’re lucky, give you some HEAD! We discuss toilet women and ideal partners, and then in a WHGS FIRST, we take some live call-ins from YOU, the listeners, and give advice on long distance relationships, the Barbie movie, and dealing with your partner’s homophobic family. Ashley has morning sex. Maddie has a sushi date. You can follow Ali on IG, TikTok, and Twitter:...
Feb 05, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 206•Transcript available on Metacast Emil Wakim (The Tonight Show, Just For Laughs) is an amazing standup comedian and writer that opens for the likes of Hasan Minhaj and Nikki Glaser, but today he’s in the apartment to open up his relationship! We discuss gay advice causing distress in straight relationships, how to purge your inner demons through jerkin’ it, and the phenomenon of rice/ass/boobs/noodles. Ashley gets an ultrasound. Maddie has suitors. You can follow Chris on IG, TikTok, and Twitter: @emilwakim, And you can see him ...
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep 205•Transcript available on Metacast 
