Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1431730816657199104 CW: Rape, Suicide, Harm to Animals It’s Space Alien Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey celebrate Chris' birthday by wrapping up one of his favorite franchises: Alien! Yup! There are no more Alien movies! The Classic Film: Alien 3 (1992) "After her last encounter, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina 161, a maximum-security prison. When a series of strange and deadly...
Aug 31, 2021•2 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1427701064468516864 CW: Suicide, Torture, Ableism, Negative Depictions of Neurodiversity It’s a Texas Chainsaw Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey drive through Texas singing songs about other states—so, yeah, they deserve to die. The Original: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) "Two siblings and three of their friends en route to visit their grandfather's grave in Texas fal...
Aug 21, 2021•3 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1424538982130487296 CW: Suicide, Overdose, Homophobia It’s Friday the 13th on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey shave their heads, apply a very stylish smoky eye, and just go ham with a machete on a corpse. And all with a kickass 90s soundtrack. The Classic Film: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) "After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneo...
Aug 10, 2021•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1422239314688155655 CW: Homophobia, Rape, Suicide It’s Wishmaster Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey wish they were wrapping up this franchise, but it turns out there's even more after this! The Classic Film: Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) "The evil Djinn is awakened once more and must collect 1,001 souls to begin the Apocalypse” (IMDb.com). Unlike the original Wishmaster, which...
Aug 03, 2021•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/i/events/1419879251055038468 CW: Suicide It’s Guest Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey invite one of the Jessies back for some seriously great and bonkers movies! The Classic Film: House/Hausu (1977) "A schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt's country home, which turns out to be haunted” (IMDb.com). House may be—and this isn't a joke—just about the most bonkers horror movie ever made. A...
Jul 27, 2021•3 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1417280420861812755 It’s Riddick Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey shave their heads and wear welding goggles because Richard B. Riddick is their hero. The Classic Film: Pitch Black (2000) "A commercial transport ship and its crew are marooned on a planet full of bloodthirsty creatures that only come out to feast at night. But then they learn that a month-long eclipse is about to occ...
Jul 20, 2021•3 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1414385187417325571 CW: Suicide, Stalking It’s Peeping Tom Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey discuss rear-window ethics and sing Rihanna a little too much. The Classic Film: Rear Window (1954) "A wheelchair-bound photographer spies on his neighbors from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder” (IMDb.com). We're back to the Hitchcock classics with o...
Jul 13, 2021•2 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1411093656367288320 CW: Suicide It’s the 4th of July on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey kick the tires and light the fires because today is our independence day! The Classic Film: Independence Day (1996) "The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive” (IMDb.com). Okay, we may be pushing the de...
Jul 03, 2021•2 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1406727190180294656 CW: Suicide, Bullying It’s Scary Story Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey tell a bunch of unrelated scary stories and might have been dead THE ENTIRE TIME. The Classic Film: Campfire Tales (1997) "A group of teens entertain themselves by telling an anthology of famous urban legends with a modern twist; includes make-out-point, monsters, psychopaths, and ghosts” (IM...
Jun 21, 2021•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1404265199578714113 CW: Transphobia, Child Abuse, Gaslighting It’s Father's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey learn the soundtrack to Cats and move houses for you AGAIN! Plus, our spoiler-free thoughts on The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It! The Classic Film: Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy (1989) "After escaping the insane asylum in which he was incarcerated, Jerry Blake (Terry...
Jun 15, 2021•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1401772796401774594 CW: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Domestic Abuse It’s Motel Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey smoke some long pig and and get rained in at motel with a bunch of weirdos. The Classic Film: Motel Hell (1980) "A seemingly friendly farmer and his sister kidnap unsuspecting travelers and bury them alive, using them to create the "special meat" they are famous for” (IMDb.com...
Jun 08, 2021•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1399150883645108228 CW: Stillbirth, Rape, Homophobia It’s Graduation Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey unwillingly participate in a prank gone wrong and now they have to throw a party while being stalked by a killer with a poorly-obfuscated identity! The Classic Film: The House on Sorority Row (1982) "After a seemingly innocent prank goes horribly wrong, a group of sorority sisters a...
Jun 01, 2021•2 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1396298626561822721 CW: Sexual Assault, Rape, Harm to Animals, Suicide, Self Harm It’s Australia Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey drive on the wrong side of the road and piss off an entire outback hunting village. The Classic Film: Razorback (1984) "As a vicious wild boar terrorizes the Australian outback, the husband of one of the victims is joined by a hunter and a farmer in a sea...
May 25, 2021•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1393654138374868992 CW: Suicide, Infanticide It’s Subterranean Monster Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey make a goddamn plan to sell food by the river. The Classic Film: Tremors (1990) "Natives of a small isolated town defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one” (IMDb.com). Tremors is a television classic from our youth and we can't beli...
May 18, 2021•2 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1389005125612564481 CW: Suicide, Pregnancy, Stillbirth It’s Mother's Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are trying to move on from their disturbing past but just can't get away from mother dearest. The Classic Film: Psycho II (1983) "After twenty-two years of psychiatric care, Norman Bates attempts to return to a life of solitude, but the specters of his crimes - and his mother - conti...
May 04, 2021•2 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1386440945030373381 CW: Death of a child It’s a Dream Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey get a cool gearing-up montage and cool new dream powers! The Classic Film: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) "Freddy Krueger returns once again to terrorize the dreams of the remaining Dream Warriors, as well as those of a young woman who may be able to defeat him for good” (IMD...
Apr 27, 2021•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1383935718695718913 CW: Animal Harm It’s "Elijah Wood Goes to School" Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey grow from anti-establishment to pro-teacher between two movies. It's age, man. That stuff just happens over time. The Classic Film: The Faculty (1998) "When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, [he]...
Apr 20, 2021•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1381353524374560770 CW: Racism It’s a King Kong Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch the first and most recent initial installments in Kong franchises and there are still two more left! The Classic Film: King Kong (1933) "A film crew goes to a tropical island for an exotic location shoot and discovers a colossal ape who takes a shine to their female blonde star. He is th...
Apr 14, 2021•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1378848632703713280 CW: Suicide, Still Birth, Mental Illness, Ableism It’s an Exorcist Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey wrap up the franchise with a pleasantly bizarre surprise and... what's the opposite of a surprise? The Classic Film: The Exorcist III (1990) "A police Lieutenant uncovers more than he bargained for as his investigation of a series of murders, which have all the hal...
Apr 06, 2021•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1376693080741580800 CW: Suicide, Rape, Animal Harm, Ableism It’s Easter Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch two horror movies set during Easter to get into the holiday spirit and they're both... pretty bad. The Classic Film: Bless the Child (2000) "Cody, a little girl abandoned by her mother and raised by her aunt, a nurse, is kidnapped. The girl's guardian, aided by an F.B.I. ag...
Mar 30, 2021•2 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1373801291680468995 CW: Suicide, Infanticide, Child Abuse, Rape It’s Ghostly Grief Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch some really depressing horror movies that share more than one specific thematic link. And Chris gets what he asked for! The Classic Film: The Others (2001) "A woman who lives in her darkened old family house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced ...
Mar 23, 2021•3 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1371230746770354178 CW: Sexual Assault, Animal Attack and Animal Death It’s St Patrick's Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey make horror movie wishes that end up in monkey's paw results with an Irish twist (For example, Chris wanted to watch Wishmaster again and got Leprechaun 3 instead). The Classic Film: Leprechaun 3 (1995) "An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he pro...
Mar 16, 2021•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1368371089877925888 CW: Suicide, Pedophilia It’s Interviews with Some Vampires Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey say goodbye to sunrises and generally just mope around for a few dozen centuries. The Classic Film: Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) "A vampire tells his epic life story: love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger” (IMDb.com). If you ask director Neil ...
Mar 09, 2021•2 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1366152370258903047 CW: Mental Illness, Miscarriage It’s Blair Witch Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey spend a night (or five) in the Black Hills Forest and stumble across some DV tapes with Blair Witch movies on them. The Classic Film: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) "A group of tourists arrives in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the myt...
Mar 02, 2021•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1363312330830999554 CW: Suicide, Mental Illness, Homophobia It’s Another Jessie Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sit down with Jessie (the first one) to watch two horror movies about haunted locations... and that's about everything that's similar about them. The Classic Film: Event Horizon (1997) "A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now ...
Feb 24, 2021•3 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1361090125581742085 It’s Meta Comedy Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey hire a service to show these movies to us, but will we regret it in the end? It's also a recommendation week, so a big thank you to Chickapedia & Peter! The Classic Film: Cut (2000) "A group of film students attempt to finish a horror movie that stopped production years earlier when the director was killed. [Aware...
Feb 16, 2021•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1358549642523377666 CW: Sexual Assault It’s Valentine's Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey get all sappy and romantic with two archetypical gothic horror giants! The Classic Film: Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) "[Dracula's] lonely soul is determined to reunite with his lost love, Mina. In Britain, [he] begins a reign of terror and seduction draining the life from her closest friend, Luc...
Feb 09, 2021•2 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1356050787634438147 CW: Suicide, Torture, Self-harm It’s Hell Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey find pleasure in the pain of the Hellraiser franchise, rounding out the Kirsty Cotton Trilogy! The Classic Film: Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) "Kirsty is brought to an institution after the horrible events of Hellraiser (1987), where the occult-obsessive head doctor resurrects Julia and ...
Feb 02, 2021•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast CW: Rape, Sexual Assault, Child Abuse, Infanticide It’s a Guest Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey bring on Jessie (a different one) and get all navel-gazey over two foreign horror films that are more show than tell! Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1353456879981092865 The Classic Film: The Night of the Devils (1972) "The patriarch of a wealthy family fears that he will show up one day in vampire form. Should this ha...
Jan 26, 2021•3 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1351017176619220996 CW: Sexual Assault It’s a Scream Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey finish the last half of the Scream franchise all in one go and also talk too much about Josie & the Pussycats. The Classic Film: Scream 3 (2000) "While Sidney and her friends visit the Hollywood set of Stab 3, the third film based on the Woodsboro murders, another Ghostface killer rises to terroriz...
Jan 19, 2021•3 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
