CW: Rape 2020 was a dumpster fire and Chris and Kelsey are looking on the bright side by paying tribute to the best movies they watched last year! Plus, our personal Top 10 lists and the 10 movies on which we disagreed with the critics the most! To listen to these episodes and check out their individual source credits, click the links below: 7 (Tied): http://bit.ly/3hFKQgH 7 (Tied): http://bit.ly/2KXqbZK 7 (Tied): http://bit.ly/38cr7lP 7 (Tied): http://bit.ly/38aH0ci 7 (Tied): http://bit.ly/2X7p...
Jan 12, 2021•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast 2020 was a dumpster fire and Chris and Kelsey are saying goodbye by paying tribute to the worst movies they watched last year! Plus, our personal Bottom 10 lists and the 10 movies that divided us the most! To listen to these episodes and check out their individual source credits, click the links below: 10: http://bit.ly/3octeM2 9: http://bit.ly/3b1Eya9 8: http://bit.ly/2KXeqCB 7: http://bit.ly/38SZKfI 4 (Tied): http://bit.ly/3rKRUgV 4 (Tied): http://bit.ly/3b6bUVq 4 (Tied): http://bit.ly/3rPMXTP...
Jan 04, 2021•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1343426471973564418 CW: Rape, Suicide, Addiction It’s New Year's Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey shoot the devil with a grenade launcher and also make some very bad decisions. The Classic Film: End of Days (1999) "At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It's up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to stop him” (IMDb.com). Arnold Schwarze...
Dec 29, 2020•2 hr 55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1340824778395959296 CW: Sexual Assault, Rape, Suicide, Abortion, Gaslighting It’s our second week of Christmas horror on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey smash the dark-magic patriarchy but spend most of their time talking about last Christmas. The Classic Film: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) "The now-adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his bro...
Dec 22, 2020•2 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1338266211356995586 CW: Suicide, Child Molestation, Bullying It’s Christmas Anthology Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey spend their Christmas in a series of spooky vignettes. The Classic Film: Tales from the Crypt (1972) "Five strangers get lost in a crypt and, after meeting the mysterious Crypt Keeper, receive visions of how they will die” (IMDb.com). A charming collection of EC Com...
Dec 15, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1335768398744211456 CW: Incest, Rape, Mental Illness It’s a Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey will end up either dead or insane! Thanks for the recommendation, Alex! The Classic Film: The Crazies (1973) "A biological weapon gone awry is only the start of problems in the little town of Evan's City, Pennsylvania. Bouts of insanity in the populace are leading to murder and rio...
Dec 08, 2020•2 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1333181077683310593 It’s Murder Plots Gone Wrong Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey lay the best schemes. What could possibly gang agley? The Classic Film: Dial M for Murder (1954) "A former tennis player tries to arrange his wife's murder after learning of her affair” (IMDb.com). Ok, we'll admit: this isn't really a horror movie. But it's so good! And the tension is palpable. The Mod...
Dec 01, 2020•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1330267353590935552 CW: Suicide, Infant/Child Pain and Death, Domestic Abuse, Overdose, Addiction It’s Stephen King Sequels Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey shine on in a field of nothing but stupid, old corn. The Classic Film: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) "A journalist and his son travel to Nebraska to investigate the mysterious town of Gatlin where, unbeknow...
Nov 24, 2020•3 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1325583769965744128 CW: Rape, Child Molestation, Gaslighting It’s Friday the 13th on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey murder some campers in 3D! The Classic Film: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) "Having revived from his wounds, Jason Voorhees takes refuge at a cabin near Crystal Lake. As a group of co-eds arrives for their vacation, Jason continues his killing spree” (IMDb.com). Jason gets ...
Nov 10, 2020•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1323049857913810944 CW: Suicide, Harm to Animals It’s Vampire Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey track down creatures of the night and make a charming travelogue about it! The Classic Film: The Night Stalker (1972) "An abrasive Las Vegas newspaper reporter investigates a series of murders committed by a vampire” (IMDb.com). The predecessor to Kolchak: The Night Stalker, the TV series ...
Nov 03, 2020•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1320234573012361216 CW: Mental Illness It’s Halloween on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey come alive and go on the hunt for evil! The Classic Film: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) "Ten years after his original massacre, the invalid Michael Myers awakens on Halloween Eve and returns to Haddonfield to kill his seven-year-old niece. Can Dr. Loomis stop him?” (IMDb.com). Since a...
Oct 27, 2020•2 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1317540371153391616 CW: Homophobia It’s Family Friendly Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey light the black flame candle, talk to ghosts, and fix all of society's problems! The Classic Film: Hocus Pocus (1993) "A curious youngster moves to Salem, where he struggles to fit in before awakening a trio of diabolical witches that were executed in the 17th century” (IMDb.com). Hocus Pocus is...
Oct 20, 2020•3 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1315360716027621377 It’s a pod people double feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey shed all emotion and join the collective in peace! The Second Adaptation: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) "When strange seeds drift to earth from space, mysterious pods begin to grow and invade San Francisco, California, where they replicate the residents into emotionless automatons one body at a time” (IMDb.com). Less reacti...
Oct 13, 2020•2 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1312482071021940737 CW: Suicide, Stillbirth, Infanticide It’s an excellent week for an exorcism on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sully the legacy of the original Exorcist from both ends! The Classic Film: Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) "A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist” (IMDb....
Oct 06, 2020•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1310388619413200897 CW: Rape, Mental Health, Sexual Themes Involving Children It’s a Turn of the Screw Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey walk dark hallways holding candelabras and continue their love affair after their deaths! The Classic Film: The Innocents (1961) "A young governess for two children becomes convinced that the house and grounds are haunted” (IMDb.com). This...
Sep 29, 2020•2 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1307886187927859201 It’s Sentient Robot Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey perform the Turing test on a liquid-metal android assassin! The Classic Film: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) "A cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her teenage son, John Connor, from a more advanced and powerful cyborg” (IMDb.com). It's T2! You know we're going to g...
Sep 23, 2020•4 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1305234849565990918 It’s inexplicably Carnival Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sing the song of misery and relive the day of their deaths for all time! The Classic Film: Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) "The Candyman moves on to New Orleans and starts his horrific murders once more. This time, his intended victim is a school teacher. Her father was killed by the Candyman, and...
Sep 15, 2020•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1302716040153948160 It’s Kelsey's Birthday on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey study the psychic potential of frogs and are real brats about the sushi cake! The Classic Film: Frogs (1972) "A group of helpless victims celebrate a birthday on an island estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles” (IMDb.com). Frogs is fanatical and toothless at the same time. It seems ...
Sep 07, 2020•2 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1299911169600360448 CW: Suicide, Child Abuse, Animal Abuse It’s a Birthday Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sic dogs on their perfect twins and make up stories about killing their friends. The Classic Film: Madhouse (1981) "A woman is pursued by her murderous, psychopathic twin sister in the days leading up to their birthday” (IMDb.com). Madhouse isn’t a *great* film, per se, but it...
Sep 01, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1297387245599485952 CW: Suicide (multiple references and lengthy discussion) It’s Nightmare Cult Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey leave their boarding school and fall in with backwoods biker cenobites on LSD. The Classic Film: The Seventh Victim (1943) "A woman in search of her missing sister uncovers a Satanic cult in New York's Greenwich Village and finds that they may have someth...
Aug 25, 2020•3 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1295118139689074688 CW: Suicide, addiction It’s a Double Feature on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey burn down their exhibition for the insurance money and coat dead bodies in paraffin! The Original: House of Wax (1953) "An associate burns down a wax museum with the owner inside, but [the owner] survives only to become vengeful and murderous” (IMDb.com). One of Vincent Price's first big hor...
Aug 18, 2020•3 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1292588313774362635 CW: Homophobia, Bullying It’s Kids-Fighting-Monsters Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey start a club and merc some aliens. The Classic Film: The Monster Squad (1987) "A young group of monster fanatics attempts to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters” (IMDb.com). The Monster Squad is an 80s kids’ classic, but like many things made for kids in the ...
Aug 11, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1290056889896583168 CW: Suicide, Homophobia It’s a Double Feature week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey sleep on their left sides in two twin beds pushed together. The Original: The Haunting (1963) "Hill House has stood for about 90 years and appears haunted: its inhabitants have always met strange, tragic ends. Now Dr. John Markway has assembled a team of people who he thinks will prove...
Aug 04, 2020•3 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1286513008215076864 It’s another Alien week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey creep deeper into the Alien Franchise with what some refer to as the best installment. Chris is not one of those people. The Classic Film: Aliens (1986) “Ellen Ripley is rescued by a deep salvage team after being in hypersleep for 57 years. The moon that the Nostromo visited has been colonized, but contact is lo...
Jul 28, 2020•4 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1284666320374513665 CW: Ableism, Suicide It’s Listener Recommendation Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey watch two very weird movies that are very weird for two very different reasons. The Classic Film: Bad Ronald (1974) "A perverted teenage boy who lives in the walls of a house finds the house sold to a family after his mother dies, and he falls for one of the new residents” (IMDb.co...
Jul 21, 2020•3 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1282147161677996032 It’s Haunted People Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey really evaluate the health of their marriage compared to these two shining examples of matrimony. The Classic Film: What Lies Beneath (2000) "The wife of a university research scientist believes that her lakeside Vermont home is haunted by a ghost - or that she is losing her mind” (IMDb.com). A simple, but surp...
Jul 14, 2020•3 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1279612128379285505 CW: Rape, Ableism, Homophobia, Racism It’s Rodriguez/Tarantino Week on Pod Sematary! Chris and Kelsey watch THREE movies worth of content this week to get the “authentic” experience. Okay, Listeners. let’s get listening! The Classic Film: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) “Two criminals and their hostages unknowingly seek temporary refuge in a truck stop populated by vampir...
Jul 07, 2020•3 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1277410848298786816 CW: Suicide, Ableism It’s Werewolf 4th of July on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey are charming, family werewolf hunters but then they decide to become an action movie because reasons. The Classic Film: Silver Bullet (1985) “A werewolf terrorizes a small city where lives the paralytic Marty Coslaw, his uncle, and his sister, the story's narrator” (IMDb.com). An adaptatio...
Jun 30, 2020•3 hr 52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1274452757827723264 CW: Rape It’s summertime on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey go on a tropical vacation just in time for hurricane season… oh, and there’s a killer fisherman there, too. The Classic Film: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) "The murderous fisherman with a hook is back to once again stalk the two surviving teens… who had left him for dead, as well as cause even mo...
Jun 23, 2020•3 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1272326232881786881 CW: Suicide It’s Father’s Day on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey find out where their cake is and realize that Tedanson ain't no fool. The Classic Film: Creepshow (1982) "An anthology which tells five terrifying tales based on the E.C. horror comic books of the 1950s” (IMDb.com). If you ever read those EC horror comics, there’s a lot to appreciate and enjoy about this a...
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