Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about more nicknames, Poochie, the Mall Draft, other british Gavin, Geoss & Georemy, main birthdays, an extra year of dumb, Gavin has a clip, Zona Andrew, bicentennial man, sleep situations, morning thoughts, Chungle, the $13,000 light, similar slime situation, and cosmic crisps. Come to the F**kface museum at RTX July 7-9 go to this website on your phone www.rtxaustin.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 Honey http://joinhon...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep 156•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about group COVID, back lengths, all back, 18% head, artist interpretation, nicknames, Geowizard, Sloppy Joes trivia, Conch Republic, Italian food, one of the family, pictures of Jesus, Cooridor Crew Jason Bourne video, season ticket resale, Gavin's slime, new vocabulary, rock not rock reactions, the coronation, and pastrami. The F**kface museum will be at RTX, will you? www.RTXAustin.com for details. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Shady Rays...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep 155•Transcript available on Metacast Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 19, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and inf...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep 154•Transcript available on Metacast “Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.” Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 12, 2023•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxau...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep 153•Transcript available on Metacast F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 05, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep 152•Transcript available on Metacast Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 28, 2023•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX is July 7-9. Get your tickets at www.RTXAustin.com to come see the F**kface Museum. Believe it because why not? Sponsored b...
Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep 151•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about light pleasantries, same voices, mall drama, Geoff's punk zine, Facebook messenger decade, Lego social media, a crazy sports weekend, Wrestlemania blown quad, movie insights, Chasing Amy trading cards, Thank Me Later redux, Andrew's weird ice pack, pickled onion, cook book, photography, and upcoming drafts. Come to RTX July 7-9 to experience the F**kface Museum FIRST HAND! www.RTXAustin.com Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.c...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep 150•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about fisherman's pie, Halo Infinite push to talk, the preview?, Andrew's mystery, Bourne hiding, Sloppy Joes is down, Eric's life, Andrew's great fall, a new F**kface game, no doorbell, Geoff's mystery poop, poison prices, and making Gavin cry. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Come to RTX July 7-9 and witness the F**kface Museum in person! Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face50 and use code face50 and ExpressVPN...
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep 149•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, and ...
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep 148•Transcript available on Metacast Here is Gavin's "Best of F**kface" through 141 episodes .Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 30, 2023•4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face60 and use code face60 Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to F**kface to support us DIRECTLY. Download the public audio...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep 147•Transcript available on Metacast In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom. F**KFACE Opening Day livestream 3/23 @ 11am CT, tune in! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face,...
Mar 22, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep 146•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Expre...
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep 145•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/f--kface. Already a FIRST Member and need your Priv...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep 144•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Tales from the Stinky Dragon, listen w...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 143•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep 142•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about you...
Feb 15, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep 141•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about is Gregging Nick wearing the monkey mask, Geoff's fridge and new sofa, Does It Do, Warzone, banana cleanser, dental SZN is over, Gavin's new life hack, Andrew's Gurpler bath panic, a Warzone bathroom strategy, caffeine pill vs Zzzquil, and cake drunk. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 and use code face65 Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and DraftKings Download th...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 140•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin maybe wrongs Andrew, Gavin's phone lifehack, best movies with number letter, falls draft redux, things I learned about Eric, durantula, resort falcons, pool infection, fridge update, Signal Awards, The Zimmies, Trials, Warzone, being a stump guy, The Traitors, and the novelization. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE and Sho...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep 139•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Utah sodas, We Are 138, Gavin singing Taio Cruz, Andrew's Updates, a freelance regulation bagel, Trials Files, a year of L's, Halo 5, 4 terabytes of fireplace video, summer fireplace video, the pouch, 2023 so far, Andrew's coins, Geoff's bike turns on him, and becoming a blanket guy. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face21 + code face21 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face a...
Jan 25, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep 138•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our last recording of the year, fireplace content, Andrew's fireplace video, clay works, new apples, Gavin beats one of Andrew's times, Gum 2.0, dripping in cucumber slime, the youtube channel, a best of by Gavin, overflowing a bathtub, did we win a Signal Award, becoming a balaclava guy, and its back in Gavin's court. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Raycon http://buy...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 137•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. ==SPOILERS== Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal ==SPOILERS== Learn more about your ad choices....
Jan 14, 2023•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice. Check out challenge trier u/AH_Vinny's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@vintage_tv/ Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face21 and use code face21 ExpressVPN...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 136•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's perfect clock he built, jet lag, holiday movies, busy work, lifetime falls montage, tripped in San Antonio, the mall is back confirmed, Geoff's weird notes, the worst smelling pee, Florida Duck Kicker, the Bussey Bus, and sports fatalities. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 135•Transcript available on Metacast Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Bovril Chug to start, beef brained, corndog update, Geoff's food game, trojan cucumbered, recommendations for Geoff, merch, Golden Gurpler, Andrew the Soda Guy, text chain scheming, beet pee, Andrew in Austin continued but not finished, and Geoff's Real Housewife Hulu problems. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face and Kato's Koffee http:...
Dec 28, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep 134•Transcript available on Metacast 
