You can call off the search teams! Tim has made it home safely, albeit in a stumbling stupor, from the Death March with Cocktails. His parents are happy to have him home. In this edition of the TV Talk Machine, Tim gives a full recap of the happenings at the Television Critics Association aka The Death March with Cocktails. Tim talks about the upcoming lineups for all the networks including HBO, AMC and FX Oh, and polygamists are discussed.
Aug 09, 2010•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast After a 2 week hiatus, the guys are back, and they have a new toy. QB stole a sound effects gadget from his daughter, thus setting off a foli battle between QB and Benny. As Tim gets ready to head down to LA for The Death March, he talks about what to expect and the coverage he will be providing. Or lack thereof.
Jul 23, 2010•1 hr 8 min•Ep 163•Transcript available on Metacast We have big breaking TV news...Tim and Joe are back from vacation! Tim has been out of the TV loop for the last couple of weeks, but nonetheless, the guys forge on. Tim is excited for the announcement of Emmy nominations on Thursday and talks about his expectations and what would anger him. The guys delve into futbol as the World Cup winds down.
Jul 07, 2010•1 hr 2 min•Ep 162•Transcript available on Metacast With the rousing success of the Sports Edition podcast from several weeks ago, Tim, QB and Ali decided that since World Cup got underway over the weekend, they'd take another crack at talking sports. QB even brought his vuvuzela (if you've watched any of the matches, that buzzing noise are hundreds of horns called vuvzelas).
Jun 14, 2010•45 min•Ep 161•Transcript available on Metacast This edition of the TVTM has a touch of sadness as the guys mourn the passing of The Wizard of Westwood. Coach Wooden's prized pupil Bill Walton makes statement. And the guys get to the letters and calls that didn't get to last week.
Jun 07, 2010•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast After two weeks, the Tim, Joe and Benny are back...with Ali still manning the knobs. All the whining seems to have paid off as evidence from the stack of letters and the number of phone calls.
Jun 02, 2010•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tim, QB and Ali enter the podcave to record TVTM 158. This week, the guys talk about shows that are being re-made. What show would you most like to see re-made? Email us at podcasts@sfgate.com. Plus, the return of everybody's favorite drunk baseball announcer. And Ali drops a bombshell on Tim and QB.
May 10, 2010•53 min•Ep 158•Transcript available on Metacast After last week's critically acclaimed Sports Edition, the guys are back with another jam-packed sports edition....just kidding. Tim, Joe, Ali and a late-arriving Benny get back to TV talk and debut some new celebrity "voices", while also reading your letters and taking your calls.
May 05, 2010•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you tuned in for smart, witty commentary on TVTM favorite like "Breaking Bad," "The Pacific," or 'Treme," sorry to disappoint you, but you're not going to find it in this episdoe. Okay, you might get a minute or two of Power Rankings breakdown towards the end, but that's about it. No, in this episode, Tim and the guys talk about nothing really. Okay, that's not entirely true either. They talk about the NFL Draft's shift to primetime. Oh, and QB reads Juan Antonio Samaranch's eulogy.
Apr 26, 2010•54 min•Ep 156•Transcript available on Metacast Hell yes we did a TVTM podcast. Our producer, The Greatest (aka Ali Thanawalla) finally herded Question Boy (aka Joe Garofoli) into the Podcave and off his backside. Inspired, Benny (aka Benny Evangelista) also showed up. And so did I, just to add some actual talent to the non-pro line-up. We had lots of e-mails (some of them angry) and a decent amount of calls (including one from Thailand). There were voices. (Bill Walton, you ask? Of course. But Ali learned a little something about the pronunc...
Apr 12, 2010•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week, QB is recovering from attending a Tea Party event and The Greatest was knocked out by Ken Norton aka The Flu. Macworld's Jason Snell dons a raincoat/shorty rob and fills in for QB. Benny mans the knobs and puts his headphones in the right hole. In this episode, the guys breakdown this week's Power Rankings. They also hold a really short vigil for "24." They also discuss the idea of multitasking and tweeting while watching television, and when it works and when it doesn't.
Mar 30, 2010•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Just so you know, this isn't a Celebrity Podcast, where I interview people I like in the industry, like the last one I did with "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan. Those can be informative and sometimes insightful. They are professionally done. This is not one of those. Nope, this is our "regular" old TVTM podcast, where stupid is as stupid does. Or something stupid like that. We talk TV. We answer mail. And phone messages. There are, ahem, "voices" of people like Tom Brokaw and Howard Cosell...
Mar 18, 2010•59 min•Ep 153•Transcript available on Metacast Tim Goodman talks with Vince Gilligan, the creator of "Breaking Bad," AMC's hit drama about Walt White, a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer. With nothing left to lose, White decides to go into the drug business and quickly becomes a major player in the drug world. "Breaking Bad" returns for it's third season on March 21st.
Mar 11, 2010•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well, after a brief hiatus, the TV Talk Machine is back for the second episode of 2010. This time, Oh Great One Tim Goodman, Joe "Question Bay" Garofoli and Benny "Manny" Evangelista are joined by new TVTM producer Ali "The Greatest" Thanawalla. In this episode, Tim and the guys give their post-Olympics analysis (if you're a fan of NBC, cover your ears), and Tim previews the Spring schedule. And as always, they take your phone calls, and things get a little steamy (and awkward).
Mar 06, 2010•55 min•Ep 151•Transcript available on Metacast Who doesn't love ponies? Anyway, after being off "the air" since December, the world's most dangerous, stupid and pointless podcast about television is back! We have a new podcave (actually, someone else's office). We've gone through three producers, one intern, any number of Question Girls, a dozen or so 12-step programs, a grand jury investigation, two foreign tribunals and successfully (and almost legally) avoided international sanctions. So, happy third birthday to us! We can't be killed. We...
Feb 17, 2010•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast The whole special menagerie (Goodman, Question Boy, Benny Durwood, Sheri from the Vale, PPage and Justin Beck) return for another fun-filled holiday 'cast. It's chock full of dreidel spinning, bah-humbugery, inappropriate sexual innuedo, wassailing and a very special Christmas fable narrated by PPage.
Dec 11, 2009•49 min•Ep 149•Transcript available on Metacast Tim, Question Boy, Benny and Durwood are joined by very special guests: Sherry from the Vale, PPage and the ghost of producers past--Justin Beck. Things get warm and fuzzy--and steamy--as the all-star cast talks TV and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Plus: a somewhat audible live phone call with George D.!
Dec 10, 2009•57 min•Ep 148•Transcript available on Metacast We're still here, holding down the dilapidated bunker that is the second floor podcave with lots to say about The Venture Brothers, how to talk like a Gilmore Girl and why Al Gore has such bad teeth. Plus special visits from Angry Regis, Porno Count and Tim Gunn!
Dec 07, 2009•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast After a turkey/H1N1-enduced hiatus, Goodman and the gang return to discuss Tiger Woods and why you shouldn't sleep around with reality TV stars (and if you must, which ones are better than others), the latest dirt on the state of the Chronicle's second floor, the remarkeable similarities between Bill Walton and Santa Claus, and much more!
Dec 02, 2009•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nothing but shenanigans. We actually have listener submitted theme songs by the likes of Jason Snell and Rob from Palo Alto. Plus!!: Elvis Costello croons to Tim (by way of PPage, by way of a Question Boy impersonation). And much more...
Nov 18, 2009•48 min•Ep 145•Transcript available on Metacast When Question Boy and Benny are MIA for twenty minutes, Tim "Oh Great One" Goodman is left to chat with Durwood the intern about indie pop, the young demo's penchant for beards and all of QB's various shortcomings. Plus: Mrs. Question Boy calls to complain, Matt from Bethesda has a word or two and a discussion of Peggie Olson's real life romance.
Nov 18, 2009•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tim Goodman talks with Kurt Sutter the creator of "Sons of Anarchy," FX's groundbreaking drama about Northern California biker gangs. Though it includes lots of biker brawls and knife fights, a family drama runs right through the show's heart.
Nov 03, 2009•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast PPage and Jengo join Goodman et. al. for another lady-filled cast. Question Boy comes up with some new voices--Porno Arriana, Existential Dora, and more! There is much Mad Men pre-finale puffery.
Nov 03, 2009•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Joined by very special guest question girls PPage and Jengo, Goodman and the gang pit V against Flashforward, bemoan the demise of SF's own Trauma, star in a scintillating listener's nighttime fantasy and eulogize the tragic retiremnt of the one and only Walton.
Nov 03, 2009•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Goodman, Question Boy, Benny and Durwood discuss all sorts of high brow stuff, really share their favorite TV shows cancelled too soon, talk Aaron Sorkin's drug habits and receive a scintillating challenge from loyal listener Taldar.
Oct 30, 2009•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tim Goodman, joined by Question Boy, Benny and the rest, talks about old men playing soccer, French Existentialism and FX's The League. Plus, Daniel the Intern earns a new nickname from an annoyed caller and belittles Canadians!
Oct 27, 2009•47 min•Ep 140•Transcript available on Metacast Tim Goodman and the gang fill the podcave with talk of Jane Lynch as the vengeful cheerleading coach on Glee, the ongoing greatness of Mad Men, new shows like Flash Forward, as well as updates from frequent callers and commentators like Hanna from Sweden and Porno Nixon.
Oct 16, 2009•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast After two weeks of suspense, Goodman and the gang return triumphantly to the podcave for more antics from Walton, the Count, Porno Nixon and a new intern! Lots of good listener calls and talk about Jay Leno (Lame-no, as one listener suggests), the return of sitcoms and lots more.
Oct 12, 2009•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast What will be the fate of the TVTM? Who's going to man the knobs? Will we ever hear from Sir Tim, Question Boy, Benny/Manny/Knobby/Chocoknobs, Adjustin', Walton, Existential French Woman, Porno Nixon/Putin/Cronkite, Angry Regis or Southern Gentleman ever again? We talk about Adjustin (Justin Beck) leaving, but keep our spirits up instead of crying all over our shorty robes. And we refuse to acknowledge this is the end. If you don't hear from us soon via the regular channels, we'll pop up like Pir...
Sep 22, 2009•41 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sir Tim talks about the Emmys, calls them a vast improvement; highlights of the opening week of TV's fall season include "Flash Forward" and "Modern Family," the latter of which Tim says is "amazingly funny" and in the same league as "Arrested Development."
Sep 21, 2009•48 min•Ep 136•Transcript available on Metacast